My wife and her friend were having a conversation about how useless men are when my wife said, "They can't do two things at once."
At this, I interrupted and said, "Actually I can!"
"Give me an example," she replied.
"Well, while I was fucking you last night, I was thinking about your friend."
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
I was shagging the wife last night and, after cumming for the second time, I rolled over.
My wife was not impressed and said, "How about finishing me off now?"
So I smothered her with my pillow.
My wife asked whats on the tv. I told her "dust".
If you have more please put them up, funny.
ROFFLE @ all
The XBox one... that was good, I may even use that one day... lmfao
My wife said I had a problem trusting her. I told her that a wise man once told me to never trust anything that bleeds for five days and does not die.
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