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07 Sep 2012 8:20AM
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i partied with joanie laurer A.K.A. Chyna in Las Vegas back in 2006, i think it was after her stint in that surreal life show, me and my buddies who were on a trip there met her and her friend at a bar so we went up to her and asked for her autograph and asked if we could buy them a couple of drinks, she says well if you boys have the money, she was pretty drunk at this time and shes an annoying drunk, we ask if she knows where to get some blow says she might know of a guy and end up meeting with him at some restaurant, we grab a couple of 8's and go to out room with chyna and her friend zel, i think thats how you spell it, 2 hours later they're topless, no sex happened though just got fucked up and almost being broke on our 3rd day out there, was suppose to be a week but cut short to 5 days, she goes on about her bf shawn being abusive and controlling says she misses the guy he used to be ends up making fun of his dick later on, she has some huge tits though, her friend was better looking though, i blacked out and when i came to they were gone and the room was a little fucked up, spilt bottles, ashtrays tipped over on the floor, ended up losing our security deposit on the room even though nothing was damaged, when ever i watch the hangover i think about this night

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07 Sep 2012 8:48AM

Clue #1: "do you have the money" aka she'll take you to the bank
Clue #2: wasting your life and money on drugs

Answer: you got used.

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07 Sep 2012 8:25PM

Dude, he did blow with Chyna, who the fuck are you?

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08 Sep 2012 2:40AM

Too bad you didn't get to fuck her and fill her with your jizz, and also have your cock wet with her cum.

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