leaving for Las Vegas in the morning for a conference. I ask my wife what she wants to do when we get there. She looks at me like I'm stupid and says, "Strippers. Duh!" I knew I married the right one.
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I live in Vegas,don't let them lead you on--just saying
Nope not so fast buddy, the right one would have said, "strippers, beer, and poker" lol
Strippers in vegas are over priced. I'm not into the huge fake tits and all that so I prefer strip joints near home. But have fun, don't blow the kiddies college fund.
OP here. Had a blast in Vegas. Went to Olympic Gardens just north of the strip. Pretty women, cheap dances and not only do they like you touching, they'll grab your hands and have you feel them up yourself. Wife's first trip to a strip club. She has boob marks on her glasses from where the stripper motorboated her. She says shes not washing her glasses again. Between taxi, admission and tips, it was $100 well spent.