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This one fine outside, but skanky inside, chick that I fucked with many positions and with a couple of other chicks wanted to do something that I didn't want to do, but I thought would be funny if I threw something in. She wanted to rimjob me, and thought it was the gayest thing any chick wanted to do for me, but then I wanted to teach her a lesson for even asking me about it.
When she was licking my asshole, I did what was natural, and ripped a good fart. She went coughing to the sink and rinsed her mouth out, then we fucked some more.
Seriously, it's damn funny at first (and everyone else), but I think that you shouldn't do things that are extremely fucked up, because what comes around, goes around. In my case, she told me a couple of nights later that I was so good that I FUCKED LIKE a unicorn when she was tripping on acid. Not cool.
I confess, leather daddy unicorn makes me LOL
Is Greg Gutfeld A fag or something? What's with that gay looking unicorn cup with the rainbow on the side? He's had that thing in front of him for over four long years. If I even drank from something like that people would call me A fudge packer until the day I died.
Behold, the mythical unicorn. Pm me.
I have a confession, my wife has a slutty past, met her when she was 20, she's sexy as fuck even now at 35, and I got her to admit she was a slut in college, she told me all about her past sexcapades.
I fuck her so hard and tell her how much of a good little slut she is. she submits to me, and she loves when I order her around. I make her suck my cock and gag on it and she can't get enough. I slap her and choke her and some nights.
last valentines day I fucked her so hard after she got so horny from me telling her about my sexual past with my ex. she even had me call out her name while I fucked her.
She's perfect in every way, in public you would think she was this sweet innocent conservative women.
She even lets me struggle fuck her while she pretends to resist my advances and its so fucking hot.
since I have unleashed her inner slut we fuck 4-5 times a week
I think I have found a unicorn
What would you do with this unicorn if she was at your Halloween party?? Don't be shy guys!
We"re looking for a bdsm unicorn in San Diego California, basically no limits, she will do what is neccesary... permanent thing with paid trips and stuff if it all work out
Unicorn wanted by Dom/sub couple.
Looking for regular unicorn to take care of.
Northampton
So I recently realized that I used to be a dirty man whore and that I actually have quite a few stores that I consider somewhat normal, but that are in fact a tiny bit crazy. So I figured I'd come here an share one.
So I have always been into the whole domination and sadism thing, and trying my very best to suppress it. Because of this, sex with the same person multiple times has always been a bit tedious.
Thankfully though, this story isn't one of those times. This whole thing started because I once 4-5 years ago registered on something called anonidate, to those who don't know what that is, it is a location based dating site made by and for the people of 4chan.
Well anyway as one might expect this site never yielded any results and is mostly borderline useless, which is why I used it for about a week and then went on my merry way. Now the special thing about the site is that it will notify you by mail if someone writes you, this resulted in me getting an e-mail from the site about 2 years ago.
I then of course read the e-mail and go to the site to check who wrote me and what, in the message it said: "What is your biggest fantasy?", Now I remembered the trolling nature and uselessness of the site from before, so I decided to troll right back, for shits n giggles. So my answer was plainly: "I want to own a unicorn!", now the person on the other end kept trying to ask me what my sexual fantasy was and I kept "misunderstanding" it and writing some bullshit reply, until I couldn't be bothered with playing around anymore and just answered truthfully: "rapelay" (for those who don't know, it is kind of pretend rape). This is when things took a turn for the interesting...
The answer that came back was not an "ew" or "wtf", but rather a "what is your fantasy like", I figured the cat was out of the bag and even if it was a troll I might as well fess up. So I explained the whole thought of having to fight a girl and hold her down, choking/slapping/hitting her to force myself on her was quite the turn on. The answer to this mail took quite a bit and I figured I had either scared the shit out of the person at the other end or just plainly disgusted them. But then the answer came: "Sounds like fun ;)" (She later told me that the pause was because she was so turned on that she masturbated on the spot).
We jump forward in time a few weeks, me and her have been talking and exchanging pictures, no nudes and none of her face, as she was very nervous about the whole thing. Which still made me a bit suspicious, so I told her that we either meet up or stop talking because the tension was killing me and she agreed under pressure.
About a week later came the day where she was supposed to come over, and the door bell rang. I was a tad bit nervous, mostly because this person I was about to meet was the only person in the whole world that knew my secret. Up the stairs comes this beautiful petite wasian (white/asian mix) girl, long black hair, dark brown eyes, tiny firm perky boobs, long legs and a tiny little bubbely ass.
So we hug and say our good days and go in and sit on the couch, now she brought SSBB for my wii so we could play and we did and it quickly relieved the tension, as we were calling each other dickface and other names when the other person beat us in the game.
To be continued...
would you let her ride your unicorn horn?
Hello, not to offend, but ALL states below the state of VA should throw in the towel on all things that involve the aspects of Hotwifing, Cuckolding, BBC, stag/vixen, "playing", and basically ANYTHING that has to do with having "ADULT" fun.....I said it and mean it.. To the young bulls here, I suggest a trek to the northern, western parts of the U.S. are very much more fruitful. I am speaking from total experience. The amount of fuckery involved is totally askew and misaligned with the codes, class and culture of the very definition of freedom, fun, and fucking. From conversations of husbands that speak of the lifestyle in long term chats and pics series, only to realize converasation is only for his sick enjoyment, The offering of a wife that is the obvious example of a disingenious sexuality from a man who has turned to "experimenting"(to be kind) with his bisexual nature and attempts to barter manhood for pussy (odd, but true). There NO reason hat this should be as prevalent in this culture. Also the amount of "substances" outside of good converstion, 420, and good drinks are needed in order to obtain the sexiness and orgasmic fullfilment is not to be believed. Anyway this is to serve as a side note as to the tainted fasade of a experience of fun fukking and frolicking. One more note, the imaginary "unicorn" should NEVER have a need of obtaining any type o9f finacial gain. My resume in the lifestyle is quite extensive. I'm not writing to step on any toes, but make those who attempt to join the fun not to be discouraged but encouraged....also AMA...