i confess i lied to you all about being a writer for TWD. but i assure you, I AM a janitor at AMC and i happened to find an editor's script of the season finale. MASSIVE SPOILERS:

Rick's group decides to booby-trap the prison using explosives taken from Morgan then leave. The Governor and his men arrive and furiously attack the prison with heavy weaponry. seeing no one outside the go to the door, Allen opens it triggering an explosion. only a few more troops remain. They, along with The Governor, reach the holding cells inside. The Governor finds a note written by Rick that reads "Welcome to the Tombs". a close up shot of the emotionless face of The Governor, then cut to a shot the prison exploding. the note was a booby trap. Rick's group arrive at Woodbury. dialogue of surviving, how bad The Governor was, a new beginning etc etc. a truck arrives. its a severely burned The Governor. he reveals has Daryl tied up then, in front of everyone, angrily shoots him.

SOMEBODY CONFESS:
La prof 2
Il se fait sucer par sa prof, la baise + copieuse �jac pleine face
Notre �tudiant � de mauvais r�sultats et le directeur lui conseille de prendre des cours priv�s. Le mec est d�pit� et se rend chez l'une de ses profs pour faire �tat de la situation. La prof est tr�s sympa et lui propose de rentrer quelques instants, histoire de faire le point. La nana tente de rassurer le gars et de lui remonter le moral. Affectueusement elle pose une main sur la cuisse de son �tudiant et mine de rien de l'autre elle glisse ses doigts sous le tee-shirt. Le mec craque et vient prendre sa t�t� aupr�s de la belle qui dans la foul�e lui tombe le pantalon. Notre �tudiant se retrouve alors avec la bite dans la bouche de sa prof qui semble aussi �tre experte en pompage de noeud. Voil� donc un cours priv� qui par en couilles....

I am a US Democratic politician who, like George W. Bush and his father before him, belongs to a secret society at Yale known as Skull and Bones. Formed in the 1800s by the sons of drug runners, it only admits members after bizarre and sexually perverse initiation ceremonies. America�s elite is often selected from our ranks. Our perversions continue into our political lives. I served on the opposite side of the fence to Bush yet we both refuse to talk about the secret society that we both belong to as fraternity brothers. Together we have dined of Hitler�s silverware and we refuse to return Geronimo�s skull which we keep at our �Tomb� frat house at Yale. Yet do you know who I am?

You know what really grinds my gears!!

Is it just me or is anyone else turned off when a woman refers to herself as a "bad bitch" that's such a turn off! Gone are the days when women had class,elegance,charm and wit. What happened to respecting yourself, what happened to virtue,what happened to honor. Gone,are the women with substance,intelligence,engaged you in though provoking conversation.
Men are No better, they'd rathere be a douchebag, idiotic,insecure parasite. Chivalry is dead,due to women wanting go be equa,, so hold ur own fucking door than. Sick of hearing women complain they want a Nice guy,But they friendzone the Nice guy. What happened to a woman that wants and allows her man to treat her like a woman? This society is in a downward sporal of filth and degeneration. And the sickening part,,, you love it! Happier than a pig in shit,,happier than a dog eating his vomit,,happier than a fag with a bag of dicks!! I hate this world,It's all about Money,accolades, ur car,and ur house,,,perhaps you wouldn't need all that "stuff" if you were a decent human being. White washed tombs, I see skeletons walking around in make up and shits,,spraying fancy perfume and Cologne to hide the insidious stench of death the lingers and follows you everywhere you go. So,this world can kiss my ass with It's tongue out.
Oh and these little fucker's we call children,they're right on cue to be the next generation of selfish,immoral,materialistic,shallow,self centered pieces of shit! FUCK EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU!

(I'm a counselor and just had a very bad day,sorry)

Does anyone have a porn parody of Tomb Raider?

I was just playing the new game and it put me in the mood.