A gamer friend of mine called me up, he wanted me to go with him to do some live action roleplaying for Halloween. I told him I wasn’t interested, that I was just going to chill at home with my wife. Wife told me to go with him and that she was going to chill with her girlfriend anyway (she’s bisexual). I shrugged. No big deal, it was a pretty boring Halloween so far.
I arrived at my friend’s house and followed him to some rented out warehouse.
“We’re playing Vampire the Masquerade, there are a lot of sexy women here bro, so if I disappear I’m nailing one of them,” he said with a smirk. This peaked my interest, and rightly so. I would come to find out that geeks are more open (or perhaps desperate) for sex than your average person at a bar. It was surreal.
My friend helped me make my character sheet. I had reservations about this, it seemed very silly and immature for a guy of my age to be doing.
“Remember, you’re Bruja – the Anarchist Vampire class,” and he rambled off a bunch of shit that I can’t even fucking remember. Red wine was prevalent. There was a $15 fee to enter but you got a plastic goblet and as much red wine as you wanted. I looked around, women in tight black corsets with milky white cleavage, black lipstick – some fat, some skinny, some voluptuous – all sexy as fuck.
I was dressed all in black, hair slicked back – and had a full goblet of wine. The wine was pretty sweet, I liked it. If I didn’t watch myself I could easily get hammered.
My friend knew people at this event, so he decided to flutter off and do his own thing leaving me to pretty much stand there and do nothing. I didn’t even know where he went off too.
I felt really fucking stupid.
“What do we have here,” a skinny guy said, eyeing me, “a piece of shit bruja out of his cage? Well? Speak when spoken to zealot!”
On his side he was flanked by two very sexy women. One was completely dressed in a black flowing dress while the other wore a red and black corset; a black miniskirt and thigh high fuck me boots. Damn.
“My apologies, I’m new around here. A friend left me to wander around and I can’t seem to find him.”
Well, that was the end of my short life as a vampire it seems. This guy was some super powerful ‘elitist vampire’ and knew I was a total newbie at the game and decided to kill me for experience points. Something I found really funny was the “rock paper scissors” game that determined if you hit the other person or not. Anyway, I lost and I was slaughtered. The girl in the miniskirt frowned, shook her head and then winked at me.
“Out of character: You can create another character,” the guy said as he walked off with the two hot ladies.
I did, I created a new character - but I decided to fill my goblet again and just sit down and do some people watching. A few people wandered up to me and talked to me.
One thing they would say if they wanted to talk normal to you is “Out of character before saying what they had to.”
Across the warehouse I notice a woman pull a tit out and a guy sink his fake vampire teeth into it. Interesting. Two vampire ladies were holding each other close romantically and kissed.
I looked down into my goblet of wine, thinking how much of an asshole my friend was for ditching me.
“Out of character: Are you still dead or did you create a new character?” I heard a soft woman’s voice say.
I looked up, it was the hot woman with the red corset. She had short black hair, pale white skin with dark red lipstick. Her tits were popping out of the corset with a passion, it was definitely too small for her. She was stunning. Her eyes were a cold blue, fake contacts but hot as hell. She smiled at me, showing me her damn near authentic looking fangs.
“Out of character: I made a new character, damn those fangs look real!” I said, blushing a bit because she obviously caught me checking her body out.
“I’m a oral hygienist, I work at a dentist’s office and crafted them myself! A lot of people here get me to make them for them, I charge from $300 to $500 depending on what people want done,” she said looking into my eyes. Then she added, “they’re sharp enough to actually work too. Glad you made a new character, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to play with you!” She laughed.
“Name is Megan,” she said smiling and shook my hand. I told her my name too.
She flicked one of the teeth with her pierced tongue. I wondered what she wanted from me.
She grabbed my hand, “let’s play.”
We walked around for a few hours, she introduced me to different people. My friend was nowhere in sight so I asked Megan about him.
“He’s probably involved in the blood orgy,” she said, “he usually is. I don’t like that aspect of it. I’m kinda shy and like my fucking to be a bit more personal, one on one… you know?” This is when she turned and looked directly into my eyes, it was a ‘fuck the shit out of me’ look and there was no denying it.
What in the actual fuck did I stumble into here? A LARP swingers group??
Her cobalt blue eyes pierced my soul as she looked at me. Holy shit, she wanted me to kiss her. My heart was beating insanely. My mouth met hers, our tongues intertwined. Instinctively I reached for one of her breasts, so soft and perfect. She moaned. She grabbed my hand and led me to ‘her lair’ which was a room (an old office?) that didn’t have any windows and a door that could be locked. She shut the door and lit a candle. Her hands fumbled to unbutton my pants; she pulled my pants and my underwear down and was immediately on her knees taking my dick inside her mouth. The teeth were sharp as fuck. Not going to lie, it hurt.
At that moment, guilt set in but not for me – just because I thought she needed to know that I couldn’t date her because I was a married man. Her mouth moved up and down my shaft, those teeth lightly grazing my cock, she’d bite down a bit sometimes.
“Out of character: I’m married,” I said as I gasped.
She stopped sucking on me, “Same. Here, in this world – you’re dead as am I, relax and let the world of the living slip away.” She gripped my cock and started sucking the tip, and flicked her piercing on the head. I wanted to bust a nut all over her pretty face, but I held off. My hands fingered through her silky black hair, I pulled her up to meet my lips once again. My hand went under her skirt, pushing the thong she wore to one side and I plunged a finger into her wet pussy. She moaned and bit my neck. That would leave a mark. I gripped her breast with my other hand and pulled it out of her corset. She undid her corset and let it fall to the ground, she slid out of her skirt and thong. She was naked all but the fuck me boots, her body was that of a goddess. Perfectly proportioned, I’ve never met a woman that I’ve fucked in real life that measured up to how perfect this woman was. She had a little tuff of black hair above her pussy, her skin was so milky white – it wasn’t makeup, Megan actually didn’t get a lot of sunlight.
She laid down on the ground and spread her legs, inviting me in. I mounted her missionary as she wrapped her legs around my back. Each and every thrust I felt her moving in synch with me, perfect rhythm and timing. Her soft tits were giggling with each thrust as my saliva dripped into her mouth with each kiss and lick. She grabbed me by the neck and pushed me to the side and mounted me. Her tits bounced up and down on my chest. I grabbed her beautiful round ass cheeks and spanked her as she moaned, riding my stiff cock. I grabbed at her full breasts and sucked on her rock hard nipples. I could feel her wetness dripping out of her pussy down my balls. She rode me for a good 20 minutes and suddenly started shaking, bucking and convulsing with one of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever witnessed. She screamed with pleasure.
“Holy fuck,” she said, nearly breathless. Megan started bucking on my cock again, “your turn.”
She leaned down and kissed me with her soft red lips, then bit my neck again. I could feel her fake porcelain teeth puncturing my skin and I moaned. Her sharp blood red nails dug into my sides as she tried to hold me even closer. She felt how hard my cock was, and knew I was about to explode.
She looked into my eyes, “it’s okay,” she whispered, “I want your energy inside me,” and that did it for me… WAIT… ENERGY?!? I literally began to ejaculate load after load inside her as she bucked and fucked my cock like a pro. My stiff cock jumped inside her, hot pulsating shots of cum spraying deeper and deeper within her vaginal cavity. I let out a guttural grunt and moan with each and every ejaculation. Her pussy gripped me, like it knew exactly how to make me feel, like it knew how to keep my cock spraying cum for an eternity. I couldn’t stop cumming. Even when she dismounted me, my cock was jumping and cum was still dripping out of it. I can’t remember cumming so hard, ever. Who was this chick??
I felt her mouth take my cock, she cleaned me off. Megan rested her head on my chest.
“I’m in an open marriage in the land of the living,” I said, my body trying to get me to shut down and sleep.
“I’m not, I’m married to an asshole cop who is a drunk,” she whispered, “he fucks other women I’m sure of it.”
“My wife has a girlfriend, she says I can have one too. I mean, I know we just met and we just had sex…”
“I’ll give you my email address, not my phone number. God help you if we fall in love. I’d be that home wrecking bitch all you bastards are afraid of,” she said laughing.
“I won’t leave my wife, but I’m sure she wouldn’t mind you at all.”
We got dressed. We were only fucking for about an hour and people were still about. Megan showed me where the ‘blood orgy’ was taking place, and sure enough there was my friend – passed out with two naked women next to him. I laughed.
Megan looked at me, “what’s so funny?”
“Who would have thought that going to a roleplaying game on Halloween would end in getting laid and witnessing an orgy. You guys know how to party that is for sure.”
I kissed Megan goodnight, she held me tight and told me she didn’t want to let me go. I left my friend Kevin behind to sleep between to naked ladies. What an evening.
I got home and my wife was waiting up for me, “damn, you had fun!“ she said laughing and looking at my neck. “They think they’re real fucking vampires or something?”
“Maybe, but there sure was some real fucking going on,” I said. My wife smelled me, she could smell Megan’s perfume. She reached down the front of my pants and felt my cock, still damp from fucking and smelled her fingers, then licked them “I’d eat her out, she tastes nice,” my wife said kissing me on the lips.
“Yeah, it turns out – geeks have fun after all…”
I really want to date Megan. I don’t have a girlfriend, but Megan… oh Megan, I want more of her.
Not only did I get laid, but there was lesbians and everything under the sun going on at this event. It sparked my intrigue. Best. Halloween. Ever.

Not really a confession but anyone else here from Northern Virginia? If so, I host some pretty wild parties that are essentially swingers parties but I honestly don't like calling it that because it just sounds so lame. Just kind of big orgies I guess. If you are from NoVA, let me know.

Does anyone else have a wife or a girlfriend with a messed up sexual past? I’ve known for some time that my wife and her ex fiancé had some wild sexual experiences but never really talked much with her about it until lately. After she’s told me some details I think daily about Using her in the same way and sometimes even more.

We were discussing some of the crazy sexual things we did in college like fucking on a golf course and a three some I had once with a buddy and his GF. I brought up her telling me about the time she had sex with a porn star. Which was pretty much the only thing I knew and the only time she told me she’d ever had a girl on girl action. Then she drops the nugget the she was actually at a swingers party or something like that and when she was with this girl they were in a room in a mansion in Hollywood while other people watched. Blown away and somewhat turned on I asked her more and if that was the wildest thing she’s ever done. She then tells me her first experience at a party like this her Ex Got her really drunk and what she thought what would be masquerade what is one of those eyes wide shut party‘s with an orgy. She told me she was uncomfortable but at the alcohol and her exes encouragement she gave it a go.It was odd because she didn’t tell the story as if it was a really bad experience I mean she didn’t seem to like it but nothing that seem to be too bad. I asked her why she stopped or if anything bad ever happened she said no and then told me this story.

On a company trip to Mexico her ex had won a suite for the night. She told me the whole night was a celebration and that he was pushing to go to a strip club but she didn’t feel comfortable doing so in Mexico. In the end of the night she tells me that he say something to her along the lines of dyou see that couple I want you to go invite them back with you. Another couple staying at the hotel a bit older and from Mexico and also conveniently in the other suite that they had seen earlier in the pool. She said she didn’t want to but that it was pretty obvious her fiancé had been flirting with them all night. The four of them went back to the other couples hotel room where to her surprise a sex swing was hanging in the Doorway to the on suite. So then she tells me “I Rightaway said no I don’t want to do that but the other couple particularly the wife forced her willingly into the swing face down ass up. Her ex pulled his pants down and put his dick in her face she said she started sucking him but that it was pretty rough because she was hanging in the swing. She started to get a little emotional and told me that the older Hispanic guy who at the time had been alone with his wifeWalked over and put his dick alongside her fiancé’s while she sucked both. She said she didn’t know what to do as she watched her ex get on his knees and suck the other guys dick inches away from her face. It got much worse from there when the ramming started. She can’t have kids so one plus is that you can come inside of her and I guess they both took turns doing just that while she hung in the swing. After she got out the other woman climbed in on her back and she watched as the two guys did the same thing sucked each other and fucked their wives. She told me after that she never had another threesome again but Wwell see.

ATT: All humans beings of 25 human years and up, SPECIFICALLY South Africans - Exclusive Pan-Sexual (I don't buy these sexual-orientation gerundive labels either, but as a fairly accurate generalised proclivity expectant it will have to do = or I could have said: just enjoy fucking everything thats' alive, legal and human) Hard Swing Orgy to be Hosted close to Cape Town end September 2016.

The Party is a minimum time investment of Friday night 20:00 through to Sunday morning 08:00. No popping off to feed the cat or check on the twins or blaze blunts in your Renault.

Minimum age of applicants: 25 (ish) or proof of minimum 2 year completed membership at an acknowledged Swinger Club endorsed by the Co-Hosts.

Minimum age of consideration for Fluffers, Pets or Valets is 21, non-negotiable.

Deposit upon acceptance of an invitation $1000 (excluding taxes / directives) per person. This is the maximum anyone will pay and covers everything. Yes, I really do mean everything. There are several mechanisms to earn proportional refunds. There is opportunity to receive 25% of their deposit back upon departure post-party for being part of the orientation and etiquette refresher (week prior via webcast). Any guests who are active members of MOTHERLESS.COM from application to departure will receive a 6-month Premium Membership to the site from 1 October 2016 to 31 March 2017.

*You are welcome to refer anyone to get the preamble and be put on the potential applicants list they will need to register and participate on MOTHERLESS.com. We don't read deeply into your profiles but it does give certain insights. Only people on the potential applicants list will have their applications processed.*

The setting is a kick-ass mansion which is professionally staffed and stocked. All food, alcohol, attendants, security, medical, gimps, prostitutes, media capture, sex-paraphernalia, fetish gear, raffle tickets consumables and insurance is included. One strictly controlled zone will be live-streamed to certain broadcast partners / websites. Participants have the option of enforcing certain visage censorship options. However your image rights for the prescribed event times and all profits generated from the trade thereof will be contractually leased to us for the prescribed duration of the party.

No masks, cosplay or theme ; guest-list flavour is Pan-Sexual Libertine and we reserve right of admission and omission to make sure the spread is appropriate. All attendees will participate in an online orientation. There is a compulsory ice-breaker for all guests (in the city) the week prior which does have a COSPLAY element, critical to the success of our previous endeavors. Attendance and participation in these essential mechanisms will guarantee a partial refund of the 1000 US Dollar deposit.

This is a Full Hard Swing Party with themed niches, and Pan-sexual in nature, lipsticks and dipsticks will be weeded out during selection process. No cross-species or fecal interactions, nor any juvenile titillation. Any other legal sexual proclivity is welcome for consideration and all applicants need to have at the absolute minimum tolerance for all kink indulgences. If you have boundary list as long as the League of Nations cartographers stick to chat rooms and a some-sex marriage. And your new hobby of deciding how to rebuke me for that insolence.

To paraphrase our beloved site : if it's legal and it gets you wetter than an otter's pocket or harder than genius level Sudoku - it's on. My acid test on any sexual dilemma is "What would Belladonna do?". Then do it.

Everyone may request the preamble and suspiciously question me in an irritable tone via email or this site's inbox but eventual applicants need to be authentically pan-sexual and broadly sexually tolerant and participant Being offered an opportunity to book a place isn't an immediate process so if you are one of those folk that uses that infuriating brush-off "no ping-pong mails" Don't even bother.

Be fluent in English (written and spoken) and practiced in basic swinger etiquette. There are no physical or mental trump cards so if you pride yourself on your monolithic plumbing or Sting-level Tantric skills super - pop it under "Misc". And if you reckon you're the greatest fuck on Earth then we are lucky to have you and can I get a high five while we Australian Spit-Roast an androgynous hod-carrier with "Don't untie the balloon-knot" tattooed in the small of his back? The only way on planet Earth to manipulate me is to be Harley Quinn and threaten my life if I don't fuck you to within an inch of yours. And I don't mean Margot, I mean Harley.

If you meet the age, un-undead and species requirements and can afford the cost you are welcome to apply.

Any folk who are not living locally are offered a free concierge, accommodation, city orientation and travel management package with significant discounts as an optional extra.

Pre-agreed personal boundaries, discretion, respect and personal safety are FIERCELY sovereign and enforced by our staff who are uniquely experienced in what is a very intense and volatile environment. We rely upon the accuracy of our selection process to prevent any potential unpleasantness but where there are humans, alcohol and sex there is potential jeopardy. The hosts and hubbers manage the sexual climate but from the arrival of the first paying guest until the hosts departure our man Hein is in charge and decision maker. 'n sterk, sterk mannetjie.

All monies are handled via a Trust with external auditing and transacting.

There are 16 guest spots (excluding hosts and staff), I will be looking for one hub couple who will participate free if they take on that practical prefecture for the party. There are 15 remaining Valet and Fluffer positions which are paid contractual roles.

To get preamble:

Message me on the site with friend request (it will be accepted and must stay in place until you make a decision to apply or not. I'm not in the business of harvesting chaff online so unfriend me when it suits you. The premable will be sent out once a week, each week of this month, applications open 1 September.

If you meet age requirements, can afford the cost and are excited to attend you are welcome to apply. Bribes of under 75 000 000 US Dollars will be kept as evidence for about 20 years then thrown back in your face. Rights share participation is not on sale.

Time-wasters, BullShitters, assholes, The Welsh, Scammers, Trolls, Uber-Trolls and UCAs all are welcome to engage / annoy me, just be sure to expect an answer in kind. I don't use chat apps and only use a cell phone to fake calls and look earnest when I can't watch pornography on any other human-sized device. I do not understand pacmen or code, morse the pity.

Suggestion - this is not a compulsory exercise, religious evangelism, product or company recruitment process nor is it my way to antagonise folk. Please think about it before castigating me and questioning my motives, moral fibre, family tree, breeding, choice of jai alai team to support and gene pool.

Our agenda: We like fucking and we like earning money while we fuck, on a carpet of money. If possible.

Application is free, apparently so is Willy. Which is encouraging.

RIGHT here is the requisite CLICHE:

You will know if this is for you or not, act accordingly - of you are unsure or curious follow your nose.

ALWAYS Asked Questions............

How do I know you will deliver the party you are advertising?

Nobody is going to put down 1K USD without being convinced. If you aren't confident in what you have experienced with us by decision time - reject your option to attend and say cruel and uncouth things about my partners.

Other Hosts' Site Profile names please?

My Co-Hosts are not members of this site, so yes, if you choose to pursue interest here you have to deal with me. If you don't like that send a strongly worded email complaint to my boss: "Anonymous". He is often posting on the boards here and seems involved and just a lol of fun.

Can I talk to people who have attended previous such parties of yours (and I don't mean you or any other hosts / employees you Douche-bag)?

Yes, it is part of the process for successful applicants prior to invites being distributed. Although it strikes me you are the one that is full of shit.

Are you Bill Murray?

Fuck no, I wish.

Trying to set up a discrete group orgy swinger party just after new years in the pnw if im able to get a fair turn out like 8-12 people an equal amount male female's if intrested message pic and near location so im able to find a mutual location

The followi ng is a true story that happened to me recently.

So I recently returned from a business trip. While on the trip I had some free time to myself. There happened to be a clothing optional beach in the area and one day I decided to visit that beach. There was alot of guys there but there were some beautiful women there as well. I was able to get a couple of pictures of them, I have uploaded these to my uploads - hopefully they will be approved. Another day / evening I went to a swingers club in that area. The only stipulation with this club is that all males need to be fully nude. Anyway after a while a hot blonde came in with her boyfriend. The 2 of them eventually made their way upstairs and a few of us guys followed. They went into a bedroom and started making out with 2 other guys and a girl watching. after several minutes the other 2 guys and second girl left the room, the hot blond then came out in the hall and motioned for me to enter the room with her & her boyfriend. She began stroking my cock while sucking off her boyfriend. She had me cum on her nice firm tities while her bf came on her face!
I went back the following night and towards the end of that night, I was able to watch an 2 girl/ 4 guy orgy. The girls ate each other out while giving blowjobs and getting fucked. I did watch another guy fuck another girl but was not allowed to participate, I did attempt to get a blowjob from her but the guy said no. By this time I was really horny and wanted to cum, but alas the evening at the swingers club had come to an end. I left to head back to the hotel to settle for a masturbation session before falling asleep.
On my way back to my hotel I passed by an Adult Video store, so I decided to stop. The Adult store had some video booths, but to my surprise there also was a theater in the store. I decided to pay the extra fee for the theatre and entered. One room had a gay video playing but the other had 2 videos playing, I started to watch that one and a guy & girl came in but soon left the theater because one of the videos had a girl with a dick. She said that ruined her mood. They went back out and looked at the video booths, I soon followed and pretended I was checking the list of movies for the booths. They walked past me to go out to the regular part of the store, I followed but kept my distance as they were looking at erotic clothing. The 2 of them then decided to go back into the theater, after a minute I decided to re enter the theater. I found them in the second theater and thety were strting to make out. There was another guy in there that moved over to watch them as her BF started to rub her pussy. She began giving her BF & the other guy a double blowjob. Seening this i began to stroke me dick through my jeans. She got on her knees on the chair and gave the second guy a blowjob while her bf ate her out from behind. Her BF then motioned for me to come over , he had me rub her twat, it was very wet. I was able to stick 2 fingers inside her pussy. He then handed me a condom and told me to unwrap it and put it on my now rock hard dick, wich I did and told me to fuck his gf. She continued to suck off the second guy while stroking her BF cock. Her BF came on her backside while the second guy came on her face and I could not hold back any longer and filled the condom with my cum inside her soaking wet pussy. She then got up and pulled up her shorts and smiled at me & blew me a kiss and flicked her tongue at me and winked.
I never did get her name. But a sucessful trip

My whore mum is a bitchy pornstar who often goes to swinger parties and gets fucked by a lot of men. When she's out i often ramble through her closet and jerks on every clean underwear i find. She doesn't know but i made her suck her my cock once at an orgy party. God i wanna fuck her so bad

I'm a recently married 24 year old guy who wants to cheat on my wife as much as possible, I'm eventually trying to get her into orgies, swinger party's, couple hookups. I want to fuck the shit out of her with another dude as bigas I am, bigger is ALWAYS better ;) maybe 3 or more guys if she's up to it. We've done a few 3ways, but we've been more about each other for about a year, but Iv started fucking around with some local girls/guys, couples, singles, adulterous... and I want to get back into the world of insatiable orgasms and endless cum flowing from her pussy... till then, I'm looking to hookup with everyone as insatiable horny as I am ;) Lowell, Massachusetts people, let me know who's up for some fun?

I'm a recently married 24 year old guy who wants to cheat on my wife as much as possible, I'm eventually trying to get her into orgies, swinger party's, couple hookups. I want to fuck the shit out of her with another dude as big as I am, bigger is ALWAYS better ;) maybe 3 or more guys if she's up to it. We've done a few 3ways, but we've been more about each other for about a year, but Iv started fucking around with some local girls/guys, couples, singles, adulterous... and I want to get back into the world of insatiable orgasms and endless cum flowing from her pussy... till then, I'm looking to hookup with everyone as insatiable horny as I am ;) Lowell, Massachusetts people, let me know who's up for some fun?