Here's my confession..It's a fucken beautiful day here today (county Victoria, Australia). But after starting read people's forum post's on here im in stitch's and tears laughing I just don't want to mow the lawns when there is so much funny trollism to read on here. Am I the only Aussie that uses's this site? I see alot of Poms and Yanks on here, Where else are you all from :)

Wonder how many stitches this guy got in order to do that shit! That�s unbelievable!

http://faildrop.com/2012/11/insane-knife-skills/

I was dating a married woman,super beautiful,and i even got to live almost a year with her and her 2 little girls.
I raised the baby as mine as much i could,but she went back to her husband.
We restarted a long distance relationship and seen each other when her husband was away.
We had the most amazing sex and sometimes nice conversations on the phone.
But recently things changed when she told me what her expectations were about our future,i had to admit that i am not sure i could reach that high.
So i picked a fight recently doing something that she totally hates,witch is being over possessive and controlling,she always told me that she runs away from that.
And she did,cut off the phone and deleted her email.
I do miss her but i also feel this estrange feeling of freedom,no more jealousy,no more always depending if she calls or not,so i kinda feel good about it,but i think distant relationship takes a huge toll in your life....very peaceful with pain. ...just Strange to feel them both stitched together.

So I just need to get this off my chest:

For me David Kawena from Lilo and Stitch is the ultimate Disney prince because he is there for Nani AND Lilo and even Stitch despite everything that’s going on in their lives. They’re going through some tough stuff. Their parents die and all of the sudden Nani has to be a mom to her sister who is socially awkward and depressed and that’s hard enough as it is and then she gets her this ‘pet’ and everything gets harder and even though she can’t return David’s feelings he’s still there for them through everything. Even aliens. He’s amazing. I was watching Lilo and Stitch with my niece the other day and I cried watching David go through it all. He is the perfect guy. Like I just get emotional thinking about him.

Imagine if you had someone like David in your life - male or female. You would feel like a prince/princess even if you were living with next to nothing.

David is the ultimate Disney prince - even though he isn’t a Disney prince. He should be considered one.

Hey Motherless, I love making videos and taking pics when I party. Problem is some of the people I'm with don't want to be seen in these videos. Whats a good free video editing program? I want to be able to blur faces and stitch together multiple videos and block out sound if needed. I have so many video's I want to share

I confess that tonight I went out to a Christmas party for an old client that my parents had as a customer. My mother was there as she was invited but my father stayed at home. My mother wanted to go to the local club as she had not been out in a while so i said that i would go out with her. Everything was normal while we were out, but I had a few to many drinks and when she drove me home to drop me off I had trouble getting out of the car. She offered to help me into my house, and thankfully I needed some help.
I managed to get the key in the front door and get it opened and my mother helped me down the hall to my room. Being so drunk when we got to my room I started to take my cloths off so I could get into bed, but forgot my mother was there keeping me steady. I am not shy and wasn't worried by her presence. She asked if i had smuggled a drink out of the club like I usually do down my jeans and I answered that I had a bottle down the front, but I actually didn't have any at all so when she went to grab the bottle she grab my dick instead.
She roused on me for deceiving her at first but didn't say anything else as she continued helping me take my cloths off.
It was not unusual for my mother to see me with little or no cloths on as in my 20's I was a part time model and was often in boxers, underwear or next to nothing else and she had seen all the photo's from these photo shoots.
Well I fell backwards onto my bed and she started to pull my jeans off and my underwear came off with them and as you can imagine everything sprang free.
Just as this was happening I heard the jug whistle as the water started to boil, I sprang up from my bed and said I will get the coffee and started walking down the hall before she got a chance to say anything at all. By this time I had nothing on at all and I was to drunk to care.
By the time i had grabbed the mugs and started to pour the water into them my mother was in the kitchen telling me to go put something on as she thought it was not the thing to do in company like herself. But I just answered that the jug had boiled and her coffee was ready and to go into the lounge room. I finished making the coffee with still no cloths on and walked the drink out to her. She said my name in the tone that says you are doing something wrong but I didnt care. I put her drink on the coffee table and mine beside hers and sat on the lounge next to her. She did not say another word about me not wearing a stitch of clothing.
After some small talk and the fact my hand had wandered to my penis, her eyes moved to watch my had just slightly toughing my hood ever so gently touching it with my finger tips.

Stitched

I'm looking for a video that used to be on motherless but which I can't find anymore

It was a young girl with a mask on (about 19 maybe?) who was masturbating and verbally degrading herself. The video starts out with "people of motherless" and then goes into her self-degrading. It's several clips similar of her stitched together into a longer video.

I confess that I cast a spell to win the lottery but found a treasure instead…
 It was not but before yesterday. The lottery jackpot was outrageously high. I had attempted earlier with my girlfriend to produce enough loosh to manifest some winning numbers. We yielded no positive results for lottery but I enjoyed our endeavors. 
 I knew if we were to stand a chance of creating any real Sex Magik, we would need more willing bodies. People that entertained a certain type of magical thinking. Likely of the Cluste-B variety..
 I created a new profile on a popular alternative hook-up app. The profile pics were nothing particularly spectacular, but I thought they communicated a certain air of a couple that were secure with themselves. The bio though, was a simple short blurb advertising my intent. I didn’t fuck around with straight couples or bullshit bicurious single males. I wanted cock and pussy. I was going to have a fucking full swap or an orgy.
 The bio detailed my plan. All participants agree upon a shared set of lottery numbers. We then set upon each other with carnal lust and the appropriate Will and invoke our manifestation. “Should we fail to produce the lottery numbers”, I penned, “we would still win in the end”.
 The last part was an extremely dry joke but it was brought up later. 
 I actually received quite a few responses but most were single men. Eventually I received a message from a person I will call Jack. Jack had wife named Jill. Jack started sending me pictures faster than I could send mine back. I was afraid I wasn’t sending enough of my gf and too many of my cocklet and I. Jack didn’t mind though. Jack thought that was just fine.
 We set up a place for the four of us to meet. I always vet people out before I stick my dick into them or their’s into me. I have a sensitive barometer for people I fucking hate and so I like to sniff new prospects out before I take them home or to a hotel.
 I had cleared the entire thing with my girlfriend before I ever ran the add on the bio but given the small community we live in, and the troubles we have had before in finding swinging bi couples, she was very surprised at how fast I had arranged such a meeting. It made her nervous for the entire day.
 My gf and I arrived at the agreed meeting place before Jack and Jill. It wasn’t quite six in the evening but it was already dark. The other couple were more than fashionable late. My gf was practically frantic from the anxiety she felt. She usually feels some anxiety on the first meeting when we swing but this was extraordinary. It highly uncharacteristic of her.
 When they arrived I suggested we all just pile into my truck for the warmth. Jack and Jill were agreeable to that and we all climbed inside the cab. Jack liked my truck and tried to engage me a little on the topic of diesel engines and vehicle models like mine. I fained little knowledge. I was more interested in fucking his hole. I mean, his wife was okay, but I liked this man from the moment I smelled him. But I would soon cum to see how very much, Jack was absolutely insane.
 At first, there was some back and forth between the four of us but it would not be long before Jack would rise to dominate the conversation totally and I was in awe at the spectacle of him. He was a juggernaut that could not be stopped. Holy shit. He was a bit shorter than me and had a muscular build. Probably procured through hard work rather than lifting weights. He wore a fleece cap but I expected a cowboy hat. He a chiseled jaw with a cleft chin. He was very handsome.
 Jill was closer to our age. She was probably your typical bpd nympho. A body of about  average but very large breasts. Scandinavian with Irish maybe? Doesn’t really matter, she had large breasts. Very fuckable in my book. Her fantasies were very dark I think. Definitely lots of psychological damage. Large breasts though. Jack would tweak on her nipples as I sometimes managed to chime in. It was very distracting in the most delicious of ways. Did I mention that her breasts were rather large? She wanted dicks rubbing together inside her. Actually I wanted that, but I knew she would have enjoyed it.
 Jack wasn’t a total dick though. He had method to his maddness. As he attempted to dazzle my gf and I with his strange stories and exploits of himself he left small oppenings. He found out quite a bit more than I tried to let on. He was much more cleaver than one might initially assume by his antics.
 Jack began to regail us with stories of killing, incest, rape, sex torture, squirting, marijuana omnitopical, drugs, his construction career, his pro-rodeo career , his porn career,he was a veteran,  how he hated his mom (I guess?), more incest,his ties to mafia, the finer points of leather stitching and yet more incest.
 Also, he only bottemed unless, “the dude was a chick”. My girlfriend looked right at me as he said that. I knew what she was thinking. I was thinking the same thing. 
 Actually, I was thinking about something totally different than her. I had been watching far too many youtube videos about people psychological problems. I had found out what type of crazy people with traits like myself find appealing. Jack was prime specimen of what is supposed to get my juices flowing. I think that youtube is right. 
 With every story, my gf became more and more apprehensive. They mentioned god 11 times. She counted. Every other story was a burning red flag. “These people are fucking kray kray!”, she said to me without speaking. Sure, the story about the squirting sex slave and tarp over the matress seemed funny at fist. But they sorta lost my gf’s interest when the said they had to beat the shit out of her and take her to a mental hospital. Because they cared. Fucking A. The story of the justified homicide did not help. 
 I knew there was no way this was going past the initial meeting between us. It was a shame. I was not sure if anything this person said was true. Pathological lying is hallmark of people with narcissistic traits. But Jack was broken in way that seemed very familiar to me. It could very well be that every story he told was crafted based on his perception of what he thought I might find interesting. It could also be that most if not all of what he said is a close approximation of reality. Chaos fills the lives of the people with traumas. Jack lived in another world at any rate.  
 We finally parted ways after two hours of Jack’s fantastic stories. Neither my girlfriend or I thought it wise to persue them but I harbor deep regrets. Jack being either human typhoon with bpd or a psychotic narcissist, makes no difference to me. The damage is the same. The sex is probably the best I will never know. I don’t even know why it would be so great. But I think it would. People say that it is. Who am I to gainsay them?
 I wanted to win a billion a dollars but instead I found a person that beyond any treasure that could compare. A person so beautifuly tortured that only I could see the true worth of. A person that would not bore me. A person that would probably murder me. A person whose emotional dis-regulation riviled my own I think. Probably eclipsing it. I am sure every day with Jack would be a whirlwind of passion and near death experiences. 
 I confess this Jack, should you ever read this and recognize me, I would have rocked your world like no fucking other. I would have made you cum with every hole I have. I would have fucked every hole of yours. I would have played every crazy mind game you set up for me. I would have made every pore of yours drip sweet and I would have drained your fucking balls. I would have fucked your body, destroyed your mind and raped your sole. You would have fragmented into a dozen or more pieces inside your mind and I would have fucked every one of them. You could have beaten me until my body was bruised and my will was broken. I could have broken you. It would have been fun. I would have saved you from god. You could have joined me with the devil. We could have found refuge in each other’s holes.
 Fuckit, I still have your number…
 

LETS SEE HOW LONG THIS STORY LAST'S IN CONFESSIONS BEFORE IT VANISHES

UNFAITHFULL LISA
Lisa stood all of 4'11" very small petite figure, C Cup tits, long mid back flowing mousy coloured hair lovely big brown eye's beautiful cheeky smile, always wore tight fitting clothes, she deliberately gave herself the camel toe look, she loved all the attention people looking at her.
Dave that is me i stand 5'10" fit torsos 98kg's balding brown/grey hair hazel eye's your everyday normal looking guy.
I dated Lisa for 2-3 years, I always thought she loved me and would never cheat,
but i started hearing rumours, that sometimes when she went out with her girly friends, she would hook up with other guys rumours said she had had sex in pub, and night club toilets, and a few times went back to these guy's apartment homes with one or two of her mates.
with my job i had be away at times needed at different factories, some times i was away 2-6 weeks at a time,
I worked along side my best mate, John who also travelled away normally we went together, but as the years went by he travelled less and less because he had a young family married to a stunningly beautiful woman, Suzan
I had security cameras all over my house every room i could view through my phone, i travelled away only 2 weeks, and Lisa was supposed to be alone in my house as we lived together,
I had never had any reason to check the camera's until recent rumours started, so while i was away i looked on a fairly regular basis i didn't see anything un-normal till the Friday night when my best friend and work college John and his wife Suzan turned up, Lisa went into the kitchen soon followed by Suzan who got a few drinks back to the front room lounge, John then went it to the kitchen headed up behind Lisa put his hand on her arse turned her around quickly put his hand on her pussy area they began to snog, 4-5 mins before both went to join Suzan taking some snacks, they headed out obviously pubbing and clubbing, Lisa returned later in a taxi on her own, Saturday same thing but end of the night Lisa returned accompanied by John Suzan and another guy, who was also a friend, Chris, all four fooled around was touching cuddling kissing, around an hour later the 3 left, just before they left John and Lisa went out to the back garden apparently for John to have a smoke, but the only thing that got smoked was John's cock, Lisa had dropped to knees unzipped him and did the dirty,
all week was quiet till Thursday night John appeared on his own Lisa was expecting him as she was in just her bath robe dressing gown, as soon as he entered my house she whisked him upstairs stripped him and they fucked,
I was feeling betrayed sick to the bottom of my stomach,
on returning home i said nothing at all, first day back at work i tried to avoid John to not be in an awkward position,
I made things a normal as i possibly could at home Lisa never gave anything away we had sex as regular, i did ask her a few times if i could have anal with her, but as always was told no nothing going in there its an exit only, and it would remain that way for ever,
a few weeks passed by nothing more happened to my knowledge between Lisa and John,
I learnt another Work college was renting a flat in a block that was directly in front of my house, he was going away with work he took over from John, i spoke to him , and asked if i could use his flat stay there over a weekend, while he worked away he laughed , but when i told him my reason's, he agreed as he dislike John, john had apparently stitched him up so he could see this as away of getting a little pay back,
he told me he was going to be away the following weekend, i got my boss to send me a memo asking me to go away for a week from the Thursday till the following Friday, i left the memo open on my office computer knowing John would see it.
all worked out well John took the bate i was in the flat all security cameras was on and working i had a perfect view could see directly in through my bedroom window most of the room.
Friday came, i was all set up ready watching, i got a phone call out the blue from Suzan asking me if John had got to me, or when he did he had left his weekend suitcase behind, Suzan went very quiet i could hear her sniffing she was crying i asked what's up, she said i think John is having an affair, he is cheating on me, i think its with you Girlfriend Lisa,
I know i suspected that as well, talk of the devil he has just pulled his car into my garage, Suzan very confused asked how did i know as i was away for a week, umm No Suzan i'm sat in a 3rd floor flat i loaned off another college who is away, they just got into my bedroom both naked and they are on the bed fucking now, i got a perfect view, security camera's in the bedroom and i have some binoculars,
tell you what i pick you up in the morning Suzan, get your mum to have the kids we can drop them off then come here to the flat, you can see for yourself, next morning Saturday, i picked Suzan up dropped the kid at her mums
Got back to the flat just in time to see Lisa standing naked un-drawing the bedroom curtains, could see someone in my bed, Suzan looked through the binoculars said its John OMG look look Dave look they are eating each other 69, Look as she started to cry, for the next hour she sat watching the security cameras on my phone and looking through the binoculars, Lisa and John having sex every position the could get in to, I was watching as well but also watching Suzan touching fingering her pussy, i dropped my wallet on the floor it fell in front of Suzan I went down to pick it up and sneaky planted a kiss on Suzan's pussy through her pants, she put her hand on my head pushed me towards her pussy she pulled her pants to one side, i put my mouth on her pussy and began to lick her out teasing her clit, i put a finger in her arse and pussy and slowly moved them in and out.
Suzan kept saying no no stop but held my head on her pussy, all the time still looking through the binoculars, at her husband John fuck my Girlfriend Lisa, Suzan was moving her hips slowly beginning to buck as she came on my tongue and finger's she let out one rather loud sigh as she squirted everywhere, was like a fountain, OMFG, i've never come as hard as that and definitely never squirted your the first, going shy and red,
Suzan stood up put the binoculars down stripped herself naked, what a body ample tits nice nipples perfectly shaped very fit and a nicely shaven pussy was an outty, she looked at me said what you waiting for get stripped of meet me in the bedroom she knelt on all fours on the bed, as i walked in she looked back over her should do you like what you see, its all yours, my John is fucking your Lisa so that's exactly what we are going to do, she then see my cock, where the fuck you get that thing from, how long and thick is it, no matter put it in me, i mounted her from behind slipped straight in her pussy it was sopping wet, she must have come 2-3 times before i had started to fuck her properly, she soon fell flat on the bed i parted her arse cheeks she put her hands back saying let me do that, i looked at her perfect arsehole, i put a finger into her she squirmed then told me if i was going to fuck her in her arse doing slowly as she had never had anything in that hole she was an arse virgin, that was me i shot my cum deep in her pussy, Suzan quickly spun around and took my cock in her mouth sucking him back to life, she took him out and was rubbing real slowly, teasing was an amazing feeling, my my my who's a big boy i not had any this big how long is he 9-10- 11 inches long and thick fucking hell it's got to be 5=6 inches around, you will never get that in my arse, i lay her back on the bed lifted her legs put them on my shoulder bent her up a little so her arsehole was close to my cock, i slid it up and down her sopping wet pussy i lube her arse up ready then i positioned the head just in her hole slowly eased it in i kept saying relax relax as she settled i just had to ram myself deep 1 big thrust and i was in taking her arse virginity, she screamed blue murder , bucking trying to toss me off i just carried om pumping away, i was to long for Suzan to push me out, as i fucked her hard and deep she started squirting and squirting and squirting, her eyes was rolling legs shaking furiously she said don't stop over and over repeating it don't stop i'm coming i came twice, before i had to stop, she looked at me said you are the best, i never been fucked like that never squirted never come as many times, my hole are yours from now on,
we got dresses, went back to looking to see what John and Lisa was doing, we stayed in the flat together over night and Suzan never stopped sucking and letting me fuck her pussy and ruin her arse. next morning when we woke we watched John leave the house, returned 30 mins later parked his car back in my garage, he re-appeared in the bed room where he laid out 2 McDonalds breakfasts and hot drinks, Suzan said he does this every Sunday at home, said he normally rubs some dips on her tits then licks it off and puts he hash brown in her pussy and eats it out, sure enough he did what, Suzan said he do, myself Dave and Suzan had one more quick pussy fuck, then i drove her to pick there kids up then got them all a McDonalds breakfast the kids said Daddy did that on a Sunday but they only got a small kids meal.
The kids went in the house Suzan sat talking to me saying thank you when could we meet up again she wasn't going to let me go, she was now mine, she said she was going to kick him out and start divorcing him, she say they was no longer suited and he was cheating, but not name the woman, I asked he to wait a while play as if we knew nothing, we could do a re-run in a few weeks, as i was planning a pay back on Lisa, after a little arm twisting and telling her i wanted to be with her a much as did me, came out she had fancied me a long time before she married John but i always had a woman in tow, and she had dreamed i was fucking her when John was.

TO BE CONTINUED 2nd part once i see if this part 1 stays in confessions, or goes missing gets removed ???

What's a reasonably safe period of time to wait before posting all your ex's pics/vids?

I confess, I have a folder that I've migrated with me across a few machines. It's grown as the number of them have, however I have never posted a single picture. I have some (though after the breakup I convinced myself they were shit) amazing solo masturbation vids they have sent me.

The Dilemma:
So one of them is likely tech savvy enough to do google image searches to look, but what are the odds she still has the files to do the search against? She looks decently different enough these days that people might not recognize her but meh, you might from the voice. The other definitely would never find out on her own, but if someone saw it and it came back.
I respect them, they were great, we had our differences and split, some I'm more pissed at than others. I just feel bad for holding out some really good stuff from the rest of the world. Can someone convince me I don't owe them enough to keep holding back. I could say maybe an old computer got hacked but clearly they'd know it was me.

Just wondering if there was anyone who had this convo in the past and realized sharing was the right answer somehow.

Dude, that shit should have been on Motherless while you were together.
Right after breakup. Snitches get stitches. Share that fap-ammo.