Philosophy of Sex

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
�Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
�Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don�t have a good partner, you�d better have a good hand."
�Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
�Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
�Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
�Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
�Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
�George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
�Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex�-no matter what she�s reading."
�Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
�Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
�Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady � and you didn�t think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man�s genitals through his wallet."
�Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
�Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
�Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
�Robert De Niro

"There�s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what�s the problem?"
�Dustin Hoffman

"There�s very little advice in men�s magazines, because men think, I know what I�m doing. Just show me somebody naked."
�Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I�m going to find a woman I don�t like and just give her a house."
�Rod Stewart

Toby Robins in a racy outfit considering this is from a television series from the 70's 

Toby Robins. Possibly the first cum tribute ever done. 

Former 'That ‘70s Show' star Lisa Robin Kelly dead at 43

Former That ‘70s Show star Lisa Robin Kelly has died, according to her agent.

As reported by TMZ, Kelly, 43, passed away in her sleep on Wednesday night at a rehab facility in California.

“Lisa had voluntarily checked herself into a treatment facility early this week where she was battling the addiction problems that have plagued her these past few years,” said her agent Craig Wyckoff.

Born in Southington, Conn., the blonde actress had lead a troubled existence once That ‘70s Show went off the air in 2006.

In August 2010, Kelly was arrested in North Carolina for driving under the influence, for which she plead guilty and was sentenced to 12 months of unsupervised probation.

In March 2012, Kelly was arrested in Los Angeles on a felony charge of corporal injury upon a spouse following claims that she beat up an ex-boyfriend. The L.A. district attorney later declined to prosecute.

In November, 2012, Kelly and her 61-year-old husband Robert Gilliam were both arrested and charged with assault following a disturbance at their home in Mooresville, North Carolina. Both were released on bond.

And two months ago, Kelly was arrested again when California Highway Patrol responded to a call regarding a parked car blocking a freeway lane. Kelly failed the field sobriety test and was charged with DUI.

On That ‘70s Show, Kelly played Laurie, the promiscuous older sister of main character Eric Forman (Topher Grace). She left the show after five seasons with the explanation that her character was attending beauty school. The Laurie character was replaced by actress Christina Moore for the show’s sixth season.

In an interview with ABC News, Kelly said she left the series to deal with her personal issues. “With That ‘70s Show, I was guilty of a drinking problem, and I ran,” she said.

Sources told TMZ that Kelly had been in and out of rehab centers in recent years in an attempt to kick her alcohol problem.

Kelly recently fell off the wagon following a dispute with her estranged husband, Gilliam, who was arrested for assaulting her in May, 2013. Gilliam was convicted of domestic battery last month and sentenced to three years probation.

According to her agent, Kelly was attempting to restart her career when she passed away.

“I spoke to her on Monday and she was hopeful and confident and looking forward to putting this part of her life behind her,” said Wyckoff. “[On Wednesday] night she lost the battle.”

The official cause of Kelly’s death has not been announced.

Hey, MOTHERLESS Sleuths/gurus,

I'm having trouble tracking down a vid of what looks like my ex;

I remember very specific details from when I found it but I closed it on my browser when I had a lot of privacy tools turned on, so no history.

The video is simple; a nude girl, brunette mixed/hispanic maybe, lying on her back on a bed for the duration of the vid approx longer than 3:00 probably less than 10:00. and a skinny, high voiced white guy with longish hair fingering her very hard. He is holding a camera, and at one or two times hands it to her for a moment. Notable titty bouncing during fingering. Room is a shitty green color, small and industrial like a dorm room.

I believe the title was ambiguous "amateur", with an uploader note that referred to the "nice titty bouncing"

The most notable feature of the whole piece was that "ROBIN HOOD men in tights" was playing on an oldish looking tv in the background. There is a comment to this effect in the viewer comments panel. something like "lol, is that robin hood men in tights playing in the background?"

If anyone can find this or direct me towards a more thorough search tool I would appreciate it.

Am I missing something or is it impossible to query the comments of a video? that detail seems pretty unique; if I could search by comment I would find it for sure, or at least know it was taken down for whatever reason.
note: the participants did not seem likely to be underage, early twenties

Eddie Murphy has showed us again in Tower Heist that he is the pre-eminent back man in the world. No other Black Man could pull off a funny caper like this and hold his own against a cast of white actors. Eddie Murphy was so good at playing a Black Man that he wasn't the worst actor in the film, and he portray a devious black thief very well and was wholly realistic in terms of mannerisms and characterisation.

I would love to see Eddie Murphy expand his range some day and play a White Man. It'll be funny to see a White Man speak like Ediie Murphy. I suppose it'll be a bit like Robin William.

Robin regret

How would you fuck Robin?

Now that Robin Gibb finally died, did that start the whole world living?

Too soon?

This is Leanne; last name is the last name of the late Robin...
Anyways, she has pics and or videos on here somewhere and I am trying to find them.

Any help?!
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Looking for women in Texas located around the Austin/Round Rock/Georgetown area who would like to have casual sex. No strings attached. I'd like to email with you before hand so we get to know each-other. Send me a message or email me at the same user name plus gmail.com.

I'm 25 5'7 185lbs 7inch dick. Robin Williams hairy man, if you don't like a man with hair, I'll get you a didlo so you can go fuck yourself. ;)