Can’t stop lusting over my amigos little sister. The hip to thigh ratio so impressive 

I'm trying to locate a video that I've seem to have lost in my collection. Its a webcam/dancing video with that is slightly out of ratio featuring a blonde girl with a somewhat flabby butt but her body is overall normal. She had a mullet type hair cut, sort of like a punk rocker chickish type thing going. The song that she was dancing to was a rap song, sounded like a hashed eddie murphy clips or something like that, not really sure on this part.

It was a pretty common video a while back, not really finding it anywhere now though :-/. Any help appreciated.

My girl loves it when I share her pics and hearing comments about her AMAZING body! I snapped a pic of this gorgeous ass and just had to share that waist-to-ass ratio.

What do you guys think? Perfect or what?

what is the biggest ratio diff. from huge cock to smallest vagina/girl?
leagally for now lol???

I have a dark secret that I keep from my wife. I love my wife and I don’t sleep around with other women… kind of. It all started when I met this girl in online classes back in high school. See, where I come from is such a small town that the high school couldn’t justify hiring a teacher for chemistry so the few students that wanted to do it had to do online classes. This is common for a lot of towns around my province. So I met her online and she seemed interested in me.

 Basically back then no girl was interested at all in me and coming from such a small town there was not a good ratio of girls around my age. So she chatted and eventually me and her found out we’re both had pretty big sex drives. I never confided in someone like her , she knew all the stuff I was in to and told me she would do everything. 

Fast forward a few years later I graduated and moved out to the big city in our province to attend university and she messaged me saying she was there representing cadets. I went to the hotel she was staying at and no joke I had my cock in her mouth within the first 5 minutes of meeting in her person. She was cute, bit chubby but I mean, I knew that. She swallowed like she said she would and I hung around for a bit until she had to go. I hung out with her later that night and she held her word of doing whatever. I fucked her pussy raw and she let me finish in her ass, as anal was the one thing I really wanted and after that her ass had me hooked and she liked it too. She left and it would be every so often like once a year she would come to the city for whatever reason.

 When me and my wife started dating this woman messaged me saying she was at the hospital for a few days getting checked out because her third pregnancy was higher risk so she was getting tests. Visited her in the hospital because she was bored, she had her own private room and her husband was out working on the boats. When I visited her I used her ass then and there and being pregnant made it so much easy to convince her as she was horny as fuck. We had the privacy curtains drawn a little in case a nurse popped in but luckily no one did,

 She has changed over the years though, I think her husband is jealous type and she never writes anymore, only when she is in the city. Claims ever since having her fourth kid she can’t swallow cum anymore, causes her to almost throw up when she tries. Still has no problem messaging me though. Last time I seen her was last August; she messaged me and ask for a ride from the hospital to her cousins house because her and her daughter were at the hospital for a foot procedure. At first I was hesitant because I’m married with kids now and I swore the last time I did stuff with her would be the last,

I have her a ride and I will admit she has pretty much entered the BBW body shape now but that didn’t stop me. She invited me in, gave her daughter a tablet and headphones and a I shot a load up her ass in her cousins bathroom. I swore this told would be the last and no more but I don’t know why I can’t stay away from her. I will admit she does stuff my wife doesn’t I think just to prove she is filthy. One time she was in the city and I ended up using her ass, after I finished she sucked it, so ass to mouth, got me hard and wanted to go for round two on her ass. That is one thing about her that always impressed me, she always kept her ass nice and clean.

 Anyways, that is my deep sell secret that I keep from my wife.

Sup' motherfuckers,

I am a sick fuck demented pervert just like you.... and I feel I need to share this shit to increase the perverted-ness of the internet.

Like many of you will know, Omegle is a great place to chat and play with girls of all ages. Trouble is, the bitches can be picky.

Found a great way to get the girls to chat/play. So simple too... for just £14.99 I can send a pdf.

Only joking, "secret" below :)

Black out your camera and talk to them. I told you it was simple.

Ask ASL etc, Compliment them. Ask them to show tattoo's etc. They ask to see your camera and then you show your tattoo's but so they can see your dick bulging through boxers. Conversation soon hots up. Change conversation depending on your physical attributes.

My "advantage" is that I do have a posh accent from England. Some girls lap that shit up. Not all, but some. Increases the odds in my favour.

6 mutual flashes/plays today. 5 mutual yesterday. To me that is a lot and increased my "win" ratio massively.

Thought I would share. Try it :)

If you already knew this shit - I judge you for not sharing. May rape bestow upon your anus x

Haterz gonna hate - don't judge my perverted desires you mother lusting cum receptacle x

Yours sincerely,

Demented Sex beast

P.S

Not one girl saw my face either... win win.

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away I was injured when a claymore mine exploded, more or less turning my legs into dogfood. After a lot of work courtesy of the VA, I'm able and well enough to get around with the aid of a few braces and crutches, enough to be able to run a business and father two kids, but I haven't been able to go out on my farm and just wander. I have a lightweight chair that I can use to go to the barn and ramble some, but not to the extent that I wanted to.

Well, I bought myself something this weekend. It has three speeds, runs with a 22:1 gear ratio, and is powered by four extended charge, high output batteries.
I'm still learning to use the thing, but I have been able to freak out a few squirrels, and I'm sure I'm the object of conversation amongst the local deer population. All I need now is a couple of 50 cal machine guns mounted (LOL), and I should be ready to go, though I still can't outrun fuckin' ATVs. Anybody kow where I can get a hemi?

breeze

nice hand to cock ratio

I confess I love showing myself off on Omegle. What other sites are there aside from Omegle that have a better girl to guy ratio and allows for screenshots?

Why? Just why do we see normal pics. A little sexy pic.Full blown pics of whores but in a normal aspect ratio. But sissies, HERE'S MY ASSHOLE UP CLOSE AND BLOWN UP. LOOK! LOOK AT IT! THIS SUPER IN YOUR FACE ASSHOLE AND BALLS PIC! LOOK AT IT WHILE I SPAM IT EVERY HOUR!

Masks. The new version of hiding behind a screen for the social anxiety ridden or keyboard warrior types. Gotta love those ppl pushing for mask wearing indefinitely.

Don't wear a mask, get the virus. Wear a mask, get the virus. Don't get a vaccine, get the virus. Get a vaccine, get the virus. Wear 3 masks, get the virus. Don't get a vaccine, spread the virus. Get a vaccine, spread the virus. Don't get the vaccine, possibly die. Get the vaccine, possibly die. It seems as the only thing that is absolutely known, is that in the last year and almost half, no matter what one does the virus still spread worlwide, anyone can get or transmit it and us sheep have inhaled a lifetimes worth of carbon dioxide,

But hey, at least government's managed to bankrupt hundreds of thousands of people, permanently close small businesses and ruined people's lives right?! What was that? In 2019 around 1.2 million people died of either cancer or heart disease in the US alone. Better close all fast food joints and mandate only organic, non gmo foods can be grown, sold and purchased so we can buy us a head of lettuce for $25 while we're all out looking for jobs that will bank us a measly $200 a week. Woohoo. What? All you care about is saving lives and public health? No way. So, the over 400,000 humans that die every single year from smoking...we shouldn't talk about them either? I don't see anyone rushing to ruin economies around the world to save all those poor lives they care about so much.

We, the sheeple, do solemnly swear to herby obey and believe anything you tell us regardless if it's different every other week. Maybe I'm just the only crazy person. I just keep replaying the scene from that 1984 movie in my head. You know, the part where the dude is on a table, hooked up to electrodes, refusing to agree that the guy standing over him is holding up 5 fingers or whatever when he was only holding up 4. Just shocking him over and over until he finally only saw 5. Reality is whatever we say it is to make a long story short about the scene. Expert A. with an amazing pedigree, published works, testimonies, patents, decades of experience in the subject of the days topic. Lands on one side of the subject. "Expert B". Exact same pedigree and actual hands on expertise lands on the opposite side of the subject. Whoever is in power hails the particular expert that lands on their side of the subject and dehumanized and discredits the other expert. Who is in fact, an expert. It just didnt fit the current narrative. Anti-vaxxer?Nope. I have every vaccine ever put out. Anti-stupidy, anti-whateverthefuckishappening, pro-humanity? Yep, all day long.

Is this real? Or has this pic been altered? Is there a woman in real life who is really this curvy? Is there a woman who actually has this skinny waist to wide hip ratio?

I'm just honestly curious.

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