Looking for other videos of this girl. I know I've seen some on here, but they've apparently been removed. http://www.vporn.com/fisting/the-evil-pumpkin-fairy/20191/?utm_source=affiliate&utm_medium=gallery&utm_campaign=nudevista

Found old Polaroids of my ex wife....these are at least 15 years old, before she blew up like a pumpkin!

I can share this one since her face is hidden....

Be nasty!

PETER ,PETER PUMPKIN EATER ,HAD A WIFE,HE LOVED TO BEAT HER. SLAPPED HER ONCE ACROSS HER HEAD ,FUCKED HER ASS AND WENT TO BED.

Happy Holidays to the floozie still contacting my man, and others, while her man is hard at work. 
Hey gobble gobble.There's no time to squabble! The table isn't the only thing that needs to get laid. It may seem like shade but it's only the bed that you made. So go ahead girl, and work on your fable.Storytime, filled with pumpkin lies and chickenhead thighs.But there is no need for lying eyes. No need to creep, nor need to sneak. No, not this time. Cheating isn't a crime, and although it isn't fine,I guess everything goes down a little easier with some wine.So what do you think? Are you down for a little kink?It seems to be right up your alley, another to add to your tally.No my dear, life isn't always fair, but don't despair. It can be an even trade, a game well played. Since you like to share, and it's only fair. Just have your Sancho (my bf) give me a call. My man can meet your man and we will ALL have a ball. Don't you worry.I can have us BOTH there in a hurry. We can call it the Bate and Switch.Take your pick.No need to be greedy, we can even work out a treaty. It's a time for giving and receiving. Everyone gets some. We'll follow your motto."It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none". It will be like your man hit the lotto. We can take turns, make them yearn. Help you out in the kitchen, no bitchin. Just lots of friction and lickin.I'll give your man a taste, but just a smidgen. I don't want to spoil dessert, Just enough to drive him berserk.No apple pie, just slip and slides. Make him put in some work. After some rum, it will be quadruple the fun.You can play with Sancho's willy, with his thumb in your bum.I'ma ride your man silly. Let him play with my kitty and even suck on my titties. I will stare into his eyes and watch him cum. I'll keep it basted and well marinated.Tender and juicy. While your man handles the stuffing. 🍆I will give him all that he craves. After all, Thanksgiving is my cheat day 😉Go pluck yourself BITCH 🦃Hoping you take a few minutes away from your phone and texting other men,to be thankful for YOUR man this Thanksgiving.

I confess that I'm that guy you see in the coffee room every morning. You've seen me...

...That unfailingly polite, handsome young professional with the impeccable grammar and those Catholic schoolboy manners you see me using to charm all the old ladies in the typing pool.

You might give me the once-over in an elevator and think nothing of it.

You might find yourself sharing a laugh with me over draft beers at happy hour, or perhaps over a platter of sushi in a five-star restaurant after you've primped and preened in front of the mirror all night and made sure to wear your sexiest dinner dress.

I'll entertain you with my anecdotes, I'll make you chuckle with my practiced witticisms and I'll make you blush when I tell you, with all sincerity, how wonderful you look.

And I'll ask you where you went to college. And I'll ask you how things have been for you since the promotion. And I'll be the perfect listener.

And we'll end up back at my place.

And it'll be amazing.

And while you're curled up next to me, running your fingers along my back in sweet, sweet afterglow, here's what you'd never suspect in a million years:

When I came, it wasn't a reaction to the intensity of our sex. It wasn't even a response to the fantasy of me tightening a sash cord around your pretty little throat, then beating your face in until it caved like an overripe pumpkin, then exploding inside your twitching, spasming body as you gurgled your final desperate breath through what used to be a face.

No. It was a reaction to the fantasy that I'd videotaped the whole bloody affair, then jacked off to the sight of your grisly demise on my bedroom TV night after night, while contemplating whether or not to send a copy to your family.

Don't worry, sweetie. It's just a fantasy.

Of course.

Cunt.

This pumpkin is asking for it :P

Was at a pumpkin patch the other day and couldn't stop starring at this gals ass... She has to be early to mid 20s and had a nice ass for a white girl so I snapped a quick pic

Pumpkins looking to get fucked

Man Rules
Women have rules, here are the Man Rules
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' on purpose!
Because each rule is just as important as the other.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
-You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
-We need it up, you need it down.
-You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
-Let us be clear on this one:
-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
-Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem
-only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
-Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
-In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
-Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
-Or tell us how you want it done.
-Not both.
-If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
-Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
-We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as cars, motorcycles, or SEX.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.

-Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight

People need to give up on social bullshit morals when it comes to sex. Case in point, Im walking to the train station in the kind of area that is more or less the inner city ghetto. As I'm walking I see a shit load of cops run into some local 'rub-n-tug' near slant town, usual site, a few middle aged Jewish businessmen, a few whites and a shit load of fresh of the boat asian whores. As the cops are loading them up a few 'civic' minded on looker's said the same tired bullshit.
'dont those men know those girls are sex slaves?!?!?!' this came from a fat wife who's husband is at the one across town. A few others went on about 'what kind of world do we live in?' or 'when i was a kid these places didnt exist'. Than it happened, the moment every cop slips up and actually speaks his mind, 'this is a waste of my fucking time' no one else saw him say that but me, than he gave me this look. The kind of look you get when you catch something doing something really stupid. He gave me a hard look than went back in the building, i knew why he said it. CAUSE HE WAS BEING HONEST.
Do whores really make the world a fucked up place? Women have been selling their bodies since the dawn of fucking time, for money, food, clothes, safety, by choice, by slavery. That is built into our minds and secretly no one really has a problem with it, it's getting caught is what sucks. I am sick and fucking tired of people thinking we have some how evolved so morally in the last 60 years we seem to forget the fucked up history prior to 1950. I don't care what your into, women, men, teens, chickens, pumpkin pie I DONT GIVE A FUCK. Just stop lying to yourself that nothing has really changed so much.
Take the asian massage parlors (ANYWHERE) that get busted, once upon a time everything was worked out, believe it or not at one time our country had a strange sense of order. People want to fuck and when you have a demand you need to make a supply. These guys who get busted on dateline, maybe the laws of probability worked for a bunch of people than some random white girl from an actual well off family meets some old slob and pops her crab apple, some journalist sniff's out a good story and turns it into a national computer lock down. (We will forget all the laws his 'expert team' broke) Than this journalist milks the same thing for 7 years until it turns into a joke, nine years from now the same thing will happen cause everyone in america seems to fail history class by the millions.
Social Taboos are such a joke, if you want to smoke a joint while a thai hooker is licking your balls while your downloading Call of Duty, than do it.

anyone know where to download the 'pumpkin' series, with this really busty young mexcian looking girl??