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06 Sep 2013 5:27PM
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True Story From The Annals Of Newport Beach:
Around 6pm, I went over to my favorite bar, JoJo’s, in Newport Beach for a beer and to find a pool game. The bar has a nautical motif, lots of fish nets, stuffed fish, pictures of big surf…that sort of stuff. The bar’s in front and there’s tables behind. It’s a cool little place pretty much locals only, the tourists don’t know the place even exists.
I’m 25, work in Irvine just up the street inland but I live in Newport Beach. I love the beach, love the town and am very happy with my life.
Sitting at the bar was this luscious little babe who looked vivacious, young and eager, with white short shorts, golden legs all the way up to her waist, really cute face, lips, eyes and nice natural tits…a handful at the most but very attractive. She looked at me and I looked at her and it was love t first sight. She was sooooo fucking cute! I wanted to fuck her right there but….and she knew it!
I sat down next to her and went through the preliminaries: Her name was Cindy, she was from Whittier but someone told her about Jo Jo’s and she thought she’d try it out. I thought it was unusual for a girl by herself to have come all the way down from Whittier just to try the place out. I was wondering what she was up to. She said, ”oh no, I’m not alone, my friends are sitting at the table back there,” pointing to the back where the pool tables are and the eating tables. “I’m just getting the beers.”
Yep…there were three girls sitting back there, all by themselves. She got the beers and invited me back to join them, and I went.
As it turned out, there were two really cute girls and one guy. He is rather effeminate but actually a guy. It turns out he was Cindy’s brother--so I could see a bit of a problem of her going with me to my place later.
We all chatted and laughed, chugged several beers and were all feeling quite good. I was flirting heavily with Cindy and she knew what I wanted—her, all of her, and she was ready for it.
Then Cindy came clean: “Jeremy is looking to try something he’s never done before. He isn’t sure about who he really is and wants to experiment. He wants to see what it’s like to be with a guy”. I said, “HUH?” “WTF”? I asked if he is gay and the three girls all screeched and giggled looking first at him then me. Cindy said that Jeremy would like to, “you know”. I said, “no, I don’t know, what the hell are you talking about?”
Monica whispered, “Jeremy wants to see what it’s like to suck a guy’s, you know. You know what he wants to do…he wants to suck a…GUY”! All the girls screamed in their Valley Girl accent. Cindy said, ”he is wondering if you would let him suck you off.” The girls screamed again laughing and giggling and having a great time. Cindy said, “I’ve been trying to find him a guy who would let him do it. Would YOU let him?”
I’m looking at her and I can see the ultimatum on her face--let him suck my dick or she won’t go with me tonight. “So, does he swallow?” The girls screamed with delight crossing and uncrossing their legs.
So far, no one had even spoken to Jeremy to ask him anything. The conversation was between me and the girls. Monica said, “if he has to I guess he probably would.” I replied directly to Cindy, “how about this; I’ll let him suck my cock [the girls screeched in laughter] if you’ll go with me tonight out on a date.” Cindy knew what I wanted. She said, “YES, let’s do it”.
”Ok girls…put some lipstick on him first, make it real nice…I want a red ring on it when I’m finished.” The girls knew exactly what I meant and set to work doing preparing him for his first submission to a guy.
All three girls whipped out their lip color, outline pencils and started in. They were chattering like a bunch of parrots in a tree, telling Jeremy about how he was going to like his first oral experience with a horny guy, who by now, needed his dick sucked. They were primping and painting his lips. When they finished, he did look like a girl: small, submissive and ready to suck! My dick started swelling at the thought of a virgin mouth around my demanding pole. I made a mental picture of how he would look after I had fucked his mouth…ejaculated in it…and then made him swallow all the sticky fluid.
When he was ready to go, I got up and looked at Jeremy’s face. He looked flustered by all the activity but ready to take his first step to see if he was gay. Cindy looked up at him and said, “just relax Jeremy, this is what you wanted. Just do whatever he wants you to do. Don’t say “no” to anything--just do it--that’s what guys like.” “When it comes to sex, guys like to be obeyed,” Hearing that made my dick swell more.
OH BABY…THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. A BLOWJOB FROM JEREMY AND THEN….FUCKING HER ALL NIGHT LONG….ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
Jeremy sheepishly followed me out to my car…as SUV….blacked out windows. I got in the front and started it then turned on the AC. Then I got in the back and had him sit in the back too. I had on rather tight slacks…good fabric..thin, flexible and tailored. He could clearly see my excitement AND my boner lifting up those thin slacks. I was enjoying this especially since he had never had a cock in his mouth and mine would be the first oozing erection he had ever tasted!
Then he asked…”what do you want me to do”? I asked if this was his first time and he said “yes”. I almost ejaculated right them. I told him to lean over and kiss my hard on. He was kind of slow so I put one hand on his head and guided his mouth to my crotch. I held him there while he kissed and nibbled my dick through my slacks. I was so hard now that my dick hurt. I told him to unzip my slacks while I undid the belt.
His hands were literally shaking with excitement. I pulled my slacks down shorts with them. My boner sprang up right in his face. I laughed and said, “well…there he is…in all his glory”. By now, he was leaking cum…I pushed Jeremy’s mouth down on the tip so he could suckle the slimy liquid oozing out of my urethra. I had him lick it off. He pulled long stringers of cum back with his tongue as he began exploring my erection, the head, shaft and testicles.
I was ready so I pushed his head down until penis met teeth. “Open your mouth Jeremy…he wants to come in and get sucked”. Jeremy opened his mouth and in he went. Tongue met glans…glans met back of throat. Jeremy gagged, further exciting me. I pulled back to let him suck the head then we’d go slow while he got used to having a demanding penis in his mouth. Jeremy looked up almost pleading…torn between desire and revulsion. I had to laugh because I knew he had no option, his brain would force him to suck my dick and drink my cream even if he consciously didn’t want to. He was a twink and he had no choice but to pleasure me…with his mouth!
A few years back, I had let a friend suck me off one time in high school. He had literally begged me. When it came time to do it he told me he didn’t want to put my dirty cock in his mouth and suck it. But…he had no choice…he had to do it. He was being made to do it by something he didn’t know what. That was what was happening here. Jeremy’s mind was making him carry out his fantasy of submitting to a horny male who would make him go all the way…including swallowing semen.
I had my hand on Jeremy’s head and I pushed and pulled his head [and mouth] up and down my cock. I was determined to make it last so I pushed him off and them made him lick my balls. I wanted him to worship the source of the testosterone and sperm that he was about to eat. He actually sucked them, one at a time, while I humped his face telling him what a good job he was doing.
OMG…I was HOT, HOT, HOT! I could hardly wait to see how he handled a load of my sticky cum in his mouth…LOL!
Then, back to my totally stiff erection. I pushed his head down on it again and, this time, began in earnest to fuck his mouth. Not deep but just enough to make him choke on it now and then. In and out. In and out. In and out. In and out. I let him suckle and lick the head…. In and out….until I was ready.
I held his head tight and began spurting. I was grunting and swearing and pushing his head down on it…I was making him eat my entire masculine issue. My prostate, testicles and other glands emptied their rich cream in Jeremy’s mouth. He was green..lol! All that sticky, gooey slime in his mouth at one time…straight from between my legs. His stomach was wretching. His eyes were literally bulging out…LOL! He had a mouthful of my cum and I really wanted to watch him swallow it..
“Just hold it in your mouth and just let it trickle down your throat”. He held it but motioned that it wasn’t going anywhere. I told him to open his mouth and show it to me. It was a big pool of sticky white cream that filled his mouth. I loved it! Then, looking very brave, he took a big gulp and swallowed. Then he took another gulp and swallowed again. He coughed and choked but it was down. He started telling me how rough I was on him but he liked it. He sounded like a girl. His mouth was sticky with cum and he was lisping. I laughed and patted him on the head. “You did a good job for your first time”.
We went back in to the bar and sat with the very excited girls. They could see just by looking at him that he had done it! His lips were glossy with semen and his mouth was sticky and gooey. They all questioned me at once: “How was it? Did you…you know…in his mouth? Did he swallow? Did he like it? Did YOU like it?
I told them “I liked it”, “he did a decent job for his first time” AND---here it comes---“HE SWALLOWED”. They screamed with laughter at the picture of him with a mouthful of cock and creamy cum, unable to take it all at once. They all at once started telling him, “you see, I told you there is a lot to learn about how to give a guy a bj”. “It’s not that easy. You have to find out how each guy likes it…then do It for him”. “Now you know what he likes”, they all sang in unison.
Cindy and I eventually took off for my place. By now, she was horny as a hoot owl after seeing her brother with cum in his lips and the smell of my semen on his breath. They could all smell it wafting around the table as Jeremy began to explained it…and how much he had liked it. He said he was hooked. Monica asked, “would you do it again”? Jeremy answered, “OH YEAH…I’D DO IT AGAIN….AND AGAIN”, again to the screaming laughter of the girls.
When we were alone, the first thing Cindy said was, “OK, show me what you made my brother do for you. I said, “OK but I’ll have to pull over so we can get in the back seat”. She was eager and I was erect again. I could hardly wait to teach her the meaning of respect and she was licking her lips in anticipation of her lesson in obedience. This One loves being a GIRL…and all the things that go with it. Hey…so does her brother….LOL!

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I confess that I'm that guy you see in the coffee room every morning. You've seen me...

...That unfailingly polite, handsome young professional with the impeccable grammar and those Catholic schoolboy manners you see me using to charm all the old ladies in the typing pool.

You might give me the once-over in an elevator and think nothing of it.

You might find yourself sharing a laugh with me over draft beers at happy hour, or perhaps over a platter of sushi in a five-star restaurant after you've primped and preened in front of the mirror all night and made sure to wear your sexiest dinner dress.

I'll entertain you with my anecdotes, I'll make you chuckle with my practiced witticisms and I'll make you blush when I tell you, with all sincerity, how wonderful you look.

And I'll ask you where you went to college. And I'll ask you how things have been for you since the promotion. And I'll be the perfect listener.

And we'll end up back at my place.

And it'll be amazing.

And while you're curled up next to me, running your fingers along my back in sweet, sweet afterglow, here's what you'd never suspect in a million years:

When I came, it wasn't a reaction to the intensity of our sex. It wasn't even a response to the fantasy of me tightening a sash cord around your pretty little throat, then beating your face in until it caved like an overripe pumpkin, then exploding inside your twitching, spasming body as you gurgled your final desperate breath through what used to be a face.

No. It was a reaction to the fantasy that I'd videotaped the whole bloody affair, then jacked off to the sight of your grisly demise on my bedroom TV night after night, while contemplating whether or not to send a copy to your family.

Don't worry, sweetie. It's just a fantasy.

Of course.

Cunt.

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Ok so lets see how fast i can write this, ive gotta go in about 30 minutes! I just got to tell you about this! So my lil sis calls earlier and says everyone is going out and asks if i wanna go! Im like yeah, so we are inside on the couch when she says she wants to get ready and she is about to shower! I quietly get excited and make my way out the door! Put the ladder against the house and get on the roof to see if i can see her get in, but its not quite dark yet and the risk of getting too close is too great! I then decided fuck it, ima go to her room and see if i can see and if she sees me ill just say im looking for a shirt to go out in since her bfs shirts fit.i walk in and see i can see her in the shower through a reflection in the mirror, but she doesnt know im there yet! So i get a bit nervous knowing that anything i can see in the mirror can see me back if she just turns, so i go back out the door, stand in the hallway for a minute contemplating, thn i decided to try again, this time i knocked and said her name, asked her if i could borrow a shirt, she said she couldnt hear me so she pops open the shower door, from my spot in the closet i can clearly see her in the mirror and look right at her as she makes no attempt to cover!then the water goes off and she steps out, so damn sexy, looking right at me in the mirror as i talk with her. She is still naked and so hot, i chubbed up a lil bit but kept it at bay. We talk for about 3 minutes like that, then she puts her towell on and comes in the closet to help me choose a good one! Several times shifting the towell as i stood there! I tried on the shirt she picked and its awesome, i look so damn good right now! So then i just tok the shirt off and said fuck it im showering in here, your shower is way nicer than mine! She didnt hesitate and went and turned the water on for me, i took off the shirt walked right in front of her and took off my shorts, and stepped in the shower. I was straight chubbin at this point, tying to restrict myself as to not make anything awkward! Ive got a nice dick, ill be honest, no complaints, and i saw her look at it originally. so then she goes and puts on a lil thong and bra and comes back in to primp. The whole time im looking out my periphery to see her tight ass. I asked a question about the shampoo and she comes over opens the door, looking right at me as i stand there in front of my lil sis and starts telling me about which of the massive stockpile of bottles is the best and all that jazz. She did this a total of 3 times while i was in the shower making different recommendations for shampoo conditioner and body wash! When i was done i stepped out and started drying myself off in her room, while she continued to choose new underwear to try on. Oh dam i know i am going to have to make a move on her at some point, just not sure how to broach the subject, i have to say, im alot further along with my sis tha most of you will ever be though:) ANd if you wanna give me shit for not breaking it up into paragraphs or spelling errors, go fuck yourself, i am working on a double bachelors in Physics and Mechanical Engineering, so don't give me shit, im in a damn hurry. Going dancin tonite with lil sis, she doesnt drink, but hell even sober she is already comfortable with me, so who knows!

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