i cannot eat at McDonalds with out feeling really sick afterwards...

Fuck whalewars. Those assholes are terrorists. Japan is an island and they have to utilize the resources they have at hand. They have been eating whales for fuckin eons, they have children to feed for pete's sake. If those pirates came and confronted my ship I would bind their feet and throw them into the ocean. Personally, I would love to eat whale meat. They are just big dumb fish. Humpback whales alone eat 36,500,000,000 pounds of food a year. I say kill all those damn whales and give that 36 billion pounds of food to the poor or mcdonalds of something. Damn, I hate whales

I must confess that Iam a great husband. Last night was my wifes birthday and I went overboard on her. I took her to McDonalds and told her she could get whatever she wanted then let her pick a movie from the redbox at 7-11 where I got a slurpee and candy bar for her. And to top it off after I fucked her and came I let her play with her pussy until she came. Iam turning into a softee as I get older.

My confession is that I convinced this half retarded girl that Burger King has better French fries than McDonald's. I feel so guilty when I take advantage of the dim witted, even if it was my Ex-Wife.

I was sitting in McDonald's last night trying to enjoy a quarter pounder with cheese and some nigger cunt and her little fucking niglets were yelling and acting all uppity. And what's with that nigger smell???

My little cock filling a McDonald's cup with piss

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Pissing in a McDonald's cup

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i have some confessions. im a pervert
yesterday, I pulled into a truck stop to change into my work clothes. Instead of going inside, I changed in my car in the front seat. The back windows are tinted, but the front ones are not. Im parked facing a grassy embankment, with an open spot in the parking lot on the passenger side. I pull out my dick and start growing hard, hoping a lady will park next to me. Finally, an old lady with a dog took her dog to go pee... right next to my car. she was walking away at first. (side note, the tiny dog on her leash had balls that nearly dragged on the ground)... then she turned around and stood there while her dog searched for a place to pee. She had glasses on and was an old white grandma, kinda overweight. She was staring angled at my car and I know she could see inside. I stared back with sunglasses on as well and got so hard, jerking my dick. She watched me for about 30 seconds, and she smiled! i wanted her to get in my car so bad. she started walking away as soon as i was reaching for a McDonalds cup to cum in. sorry if that wasnt hot. Im going to keep flashing ladies.... haaa...
next confession, today i heard my dad and his girlfriend having sex. first time ever, i had never heard him with my mom before either. i live below my dads room and came home early... unexpectedly i start hearing moans through my vents... what was hot about it was i couldnt hear my dad at all, except for the occasional bed squeak! the moans were perfect, and if my dad could please her like that then i know that horny little slut would love me. I kept listening growing hard in my pants,, the moans would go soft and then soon start picking back up. as the bed slammed harder she made the sexiest noises ever! i had had enough and went outside to my car to smoke a jay. i wanna fuck my dads girlfriend so bad.

Never eating a McDonald's again

Was at a McDonald's. Sitting in the corner having my Grill Chicken meal. On the adjacent table were a couple and a woman. The couple were arguing as to why did the guy in the couple went and had some 'fun' with a mutual friend of the couple. The woman was visibly embarrassed by the couple's argument. She was hiding her face with her phone and cringing. I was simply enjoying the way couple was arguing.

So pretty brilliantly I walk up to their table and interrupt them saying : "Hey you guys, thanks for the constant entertainment. (Looking at the other gal on the table) So, do you want to have some French fries while listening to them? (They were not having anything on the table. So I thought it would be cool to offer fries and probably have some fun) I was so turned on I could barely contain myself. I spread her legs and got on top of her, pushing my cock between the wet lips of her cunt and inside her. Her taut round ass rolled on my pelvic bone as I thrust inside her, working my cock deeper and deeper. I gathered her hair in one hand, pulling it to one side so I could see her flushed cheek and panting mouth. She looked up at me and smiled. With my other hand I smacked her luscious ass cheeks until they were rosy and glowing as I rammed my cock deep inside her warm, tight cunt again and again. Finally I could hold out no longer and I let the contractions come, pushing my semen deep inside her cunt as I pressed myself up against her ass and her back, my lips to her ear, biting her earlobe softly as the last orgasmic contractions clenched my cock and I was filled with deep, warm satisfaction as I lay there, holding her, and my come began to leak slowly from her cunt, drip down her thighs, and pool on the floor.

My Chinese experience.

I moved to China from the USA 7 months ago for a job. This place is great if you are a want to get laid. I was never really into asian chicks until I moved here. Sure I whacked it to a few asian prons in my lifetime but it was never my thing.

It is so fucking easy to get laid in China. If you cannot get laid in the USA but have the money to take a trip I recommend coming to China. These Chinese girls are so down to fuck Americans its crazy.

First of all they are all relatively hot. The majority of chicks that are here are skinny. Very rarely do you see overweight women. I'm sure these numbers are growing because you do see McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Etc. but at the moment most chicks are reasonably skinny. Even the fat chicks are pretty skinny compared to US chicks.

They all dress slutty. I live in southern China but have traveled around a bit since moving here. All the girls wear tiny ass shorts or skirts, high heels, and possibly tights or stockings. Pretty fucking hot. If you are a leg man then China is heaven for you. Even the older women here look damn hot.

These chicks have no hair on their bodies. Legs and arms are fucking smoooooth. You may find a little bit of hair under their arms and their snatches can be a bit of a jungle but the rest of their bodies are smooth sailing. No stubble, they just do not grow hair on most of their body. The hair on their head is pretty sexy though. They normally have long flowing black hair. A lot of them dye their hair red or blonde so these chicks stand out a bit but their hair is pretty damn hot.

You have a slight western influence on their fashion. I have not seen so much spandex or hipster glasses in my life. These chicks make it look hot though. If you are into gaps then China is the place to go. Gaps occur on skinny chicks where there is space between their thighs. Never really noticed this before but here in China there are so many chicks with gaps that you have to notice. Pretty hot. All you can think about is the easy access you have to their snizatch.

These chicks like western dudes. I've seen some ugly expats here with pretty hot chicks. It helps, of course, if you have a bit of money.

prostitution is pretty much legal

here is how it works

its illegal but nobody gives a shit

there are a few levels of prostitution here

there are the street girls

cost about 150rmb which is about 20 bucks are so. you just pull up to a whore store and the mommy (female pimp) brings out a line up of girls. you pick your girl and take her back to your place or you can rent a decent hotel room for around 8 bucks for a few hours. chicks are pretty hot. they will go with you and shower with you. then either fuck or suck until you are done. then take their payment and then leave. sometimes if you give them 150 rmb the girl will give you a few dollars change. The great thing about these street girls is that they will normally give you their phone number so you can call them directly without having to go through the mommy. you wont pay any less but they will show up to your door and you don't have to go through the hassle of going the the whore store (sometimes its closed)

you can also go to KTV. KTV is a karaoke spot. some of them are bit different but a lot of them are the same. You pay for the private room and some booze. pay for the Dj and then they bring in a line up of 10-20 or more chicks depending on where you go. these chicks are pretty damn hot. you give them maybe 200-300 RMB for them to be your companion during the evening. once you pick a chick they will either keep their formal clothes on or change into street clothes. they will sit with you all night, talk to you, pour your drinks, sing with you, light your smokes, and let you semi grope them. if they are into you you can get a bit more action for free. Ive seed guys get blowjobs or handjobs or kisses from KTV chicks that are attacted to them. Ive also seen chicks that are just jobbers that do not do anything to exciting most of the night. You can take some of these broads home. Normally will cost you a few hundred more RMB. Not all of them are whores so you may be SOL if you pick the wrong one. The ones that do go home are pretty fun.

You can also go to the chinese massage. you can get a foot massage here for 50rmb or less than 10 bucks. chicks massage your whole body then spend a long time on your feet. Nothing crazy sexual but they normally wear pretty short skirts and flirt with you a bit.

These same massage parlors offer full body massages. costs about 100rmb or around 16 bucks. they will take your shirt off and make you lay down. massage your whole body including your ass and legs. then when they are done they will flip you over and jerk you off. chicks are hot. wear short skirts and sort of hump you all night while they massage you. hand jobs are pretty good. they will slip a finger in your ass if you are into that and sometimes you can get a couple chicks if you want to pay. the massage includes a hot shower so it is a pretty good way to relax.

you have saunas that you can go to. pretty much the best shit ive had since ive been here. combines all the previous shit into one slam bamma. you walk into a lobby and they bring in a line up of chicks. you pick the one you want. they are all dressed hot. and she takes you to a private room. then she changes in front of you to something sexy and she has you take a shower. she will shower with you if you want and she will scrub you down. she is normally naked and she will play with your dick a little bit. then she puts you on a massage table and gives you a naked massage. she will mount you and give you a shitty massage. bitch is a whore not a fucking licensed masseuse but it feels good enough. when you are done with the massage she will take you into the bedroom and then the fun starts. they normally put on some japanese porn on the tv that is pretty hot and then you get down to business. pretty much anything goes. most chicks wont let you fuck them in the ass but they will blow you from any position and let you fuck them for as long as it takes.sometimes they have toys. pretty much always you have to wear a condom. they will play with you until you are done then you can take another shower or bath. whole thing is like 600rmb which is around 100 bucks. pretty dope time.

girls are hot. all look pretty young. i have had a few older women which was kinda weird getting a hj from a chick that could be my aunt but w/e

there are higher level hos that are available as well, just havent experienced them for myself. there are also places that deliver chicks to your hotel room. they send a line up and you pick the one you want. sometimes 1000-1500 rmb.

my favorite is the sauna. pretty reasonable for the time you get. the street hos are pretty fun but it is hit or miss. sometimes you get girl that blows but does not fuck and then sometimes vice versa. you do luck out sometimes and get a hottie that blows and fucks but you gotta grab these bitches numbers because they normally get scooped up pretty quick.

sometimes after chinese new year your favorite girl will go back to their hometown and never come back. i dont think that whoreing is looked down on as much in China. it seems as if a lot of regular girls may try it out to make a bit of money for a little while. a lot of them get burned out and then go get regular jobs or regular girlfriends but they can give you a pretty damn good ride while they are testing the waters.

TL/DR come to china if you want to empty your balls

i am the guy who fucks dirty diapers that i find in trash cans or wherever I have posted before that my wife knows about my hobby. She even had me to make vid one time in a mcdonalds restroom. I filmed the whole thing, from me finding it and opening it up and laying it on the changing table. I fucked it right there on the table and blew my load all over the diaper and table. Well the other night my i was so horny that got off with a poopy diaper. i hve done this before with a condom on but this time i Just plowed my dick right into the messy load. It felt so fucking good. It felt so good that i tried to last as long as i could but about half a minute of moaning and "oh gods" i came so hard and kept fucking it til i worked up one more load.