I thought the jedi were a legend, but they are real. lots of people are right. the jedi skillz rule a billion times. i myself have made a lightsabre and zoom zoom zoomed it at hundreds of people. they call me jedi Dave, because my name is Dave, but I'm thinking of the dark side because i am of the night. they shall call me darth dave and i will have a black hoodie and i will fight the jedi because i am of the sith.

Lil Wayne is THE BIGGEST PIECE of shit rapper EVER! The mother fucker is not �the best�..if your a corporate media whore like him, meaning you SELL OUT TO THE MAINSTREAM, show your ass ALL over TV and the radio, and you NEED the TV and radio to BUILD your so-called �fan base��you suck! If you can build a fan base world wide..WITHOUT the help of ANY corporate media ANYTHING..i.e. radio, MTV, BET, and shit like that then you can call yourself �one of the best�. There are WAY more artists out there, known WORLDWIDE..and ARE NOT on the radio or TV..whose lyrics would CRUSH that �pop rap� homo�check out Immortal Technique, Jedi Mind Tricks and KRS-1 to name just a few..known ALL OVER the world, and you DON�T hear them on ANY radio station, or MTV or any of that shit! Lil Wayne is just a sell out, talentless piece of shit who makes music for all of these �wanna be, hardcore �gangstas��, and dumb ass white kids who think they are �cool� because they got the new �Weezy album� to listen to. (yea I�m white, but I know what talent is, and its NOT him) And to sit there and say he is �the most famous rapper in the world� is fucked up, I think that title belongs to Biggie and Pac�THE 2 MOST FAMOUS RAPPERS IN THE WORLD! Lil Wayne WILL NEVER EVER be anything CLOSE to what those guys were. And one more thing�all you talking shit like �he�s gettin paper! He�s getting paid!��another form of SELL OUT�REAL artists make music for the love of their music and the people who listen to it and can feel the shit, not just to make a fuckin dollar..and be �in da club� and �gettin bitches�..wtf is wrong with the world?

who wins, vampire donkeys or rabbit jedi's?

Hey, since humans are so into building our laws and societies around the bible and the quran, and whatnot. why don't we just start making new laws according to like star wars or something? i mean one fiction is no different then the other right?
we can pray to the force, we can make kids recite some jedi pact. i don't know, i'm just brain storming here. but i mean this christianity/islam thing is just so lame. let's change it up for the next couple millenia.

MY NYMPHO WIFE IS A JEDI MASTER With the DILDOS

I once fought a cougar. Her name was Carol, and she was fine piece of ass.She was a mate's mum back in high school, when we were thirteen and awkward and horny as fuck. She was a redhead and wore red lipstick, with enough lines on her face to tell that she's been through a bit but still totally fucking hot.

So I hung out at my friends place quite a lot. He had a pool at his place and we'd all go over on hot days. Second best way to spend the summer holidays, after the mall and perving on all the hot girls that walked by. One day, I was in my speedos and his mum came over in a bikini. Instant boner. I was waist deep in the pool at this stage, so I thought I was safe, but she walked over to the side, looked down and smirked.

Then she got into the pool with me.

"So Luke Skywalker, we meet again!" she cried as she whipped out a lightsaber from within her ample bosom. "You thought you could hide in the guise of a simple horny school student, but the Sith cannot be fooled! Now face me in combat, you evil JEDI!"

Damn, I thought. Shawn's mum is a nutcase with a lightsaber. Even for a hot MILF, it was a bit much. My boner dropped immediately.

"Listen Shawn's mum, I'm not a Jedi," I tried to explain "It wasn't a lightsaber in my speedos you saw, it was just my enormous erection because you're a fucking hot piece of fuckmeat."

"Oh," she replied, sheathing her lightsaber and tucking it back into her bosom. "My apologises, I thought you were a Jedi Knight out to kill me. Okay then, do you want to fuck?"

So we fucked for a while in the pool. And then I called her a dirty slutty hillbilly cougar, and things got ugly.
So I cut her down with my lightsaber and used the FORCE to cover up the body. Then I flew off in my X-Wing to help blow up the Death Star.