Today I was talking w/ a buddy and he told me about some woman who got busted at HEB (local grocery store) for prostitution or propositioning an undercover officer or some shit (as I would later find out).. I don't get all the details, all he tells me was that at the HEB near my house a woman got busted for prostitution, the HEB that my nephew happens to walk by everyday after school and sometimes later in the evening goes to get himself snacks or whatever, which is fine until I hear about this! I don't exactly want my nephew walking by an area infested w/ prostitutes. So I google it to find out more, so I google "san antonio prostitutes" w/o thinking twice about it.

Well, couple hours later my better half is browsing around online and I hear "WHAT THE FUCK?!" so I head over to see what's going on only for her to blurt out "why the fuck are you looking for prostitutes in San Antonio??" and then it hits me 'FUCK, I googled for prostitutes in San Antonio' so I automatically give her the ol' "it's not what it looks like" which was not very well received so I go to the tried and true "let me explain" which is the relationship equivalent of saying "don't look down" the first thing they're gonna do is yell and scream, the last thing they're gonna do is let you explain yourself.

Yada yada yada, I TRY and explain to her "but I was only googling for prostitutes in the area out of concern for my nephew.. I'm the good guy!" which was not very well received either.

I'm currently sleeping on the couch posting this from my phone b/c I'm too scared to go in and get my tablet from the bedroom. :(

What is it with these Arabs/Muslims? Even when they get rid of a dictator they turn on each other. They stab each other at football matches and then blame the authorities for not stopping them!! Fuckwits. They don't deserve their freedom.

Ancient Egypt was an impressive civilisation for its time. Trouble is, they've gone backwards over the next few thousand years!

Wait and see - Egypt, Libya, Syria and others will fall apart and Europe will be infested with these excitable Muslim morons escaping a disaster of their own making. Well FUCK OFF, STAY AT HOME, if you're reading this. We don't want you pawing our women, or setting fire or throwing acid into the faces of your own women, or chopping off their clits or beating up maids or shagging camels or whatever other vile customs you're likely to bring with you. Sort out your own fucking mess: we want nothing to do with you.

Tick infested dick.

I confess that I've been away from these boards for a couple years or so. Back then, they were pretty lively, with a lot of interesting threads. Wit and humor abounded.

You might imagine my surprise to see upon my return little more than total shit and fag threads. Seriously, it seems every other thread is about some insecure faggot begging for reassurance or fishing for compliments about his cock. Cock pictures are now ubiquitous, as pussy and tit pics once were.

What the fuck happened to this place and who decided to turn a perfectly decent hetero perv porn site over to the goddamned, motherfucking, cocksucking, disease-infested faggots?

For Christ's fucking sake, when did wet, creamy cunts, and juicy FEMALE asses go out of style?

You fucking ass pirates make me barf. Shouldn't you be out getting AIDS in a cum-drenched glory hole right now, instead of ruining a formerly great pussy site for the normal dudes?

I am into kink and I have a fetish.  I suppose it would be a form of CBT, or Formicophilia.When I was finishing my freshman year, 4 weeks before summer break, I was cutting class as usual. I frequently used the restroom in a small gas station where I hid out until school was over for the day. While in the stall the mechanic would always come in and muttering things. Today was no different, except he was muttering something about little presents. Small tokens of his love. Itchy itchy.Seven weeks later, after returning from summer camp, I woke up the morning tired. I didn't sleep well. Tossed and turned all night. About 10 a.m. I was laying on my bed fantasizing before masturebatting. Well I felt weird. My dick had been itching like crazy and now it felt like it was moving. I went to the bathroom, pulled out on my whitie tighty waistband and peered in at my cock and nut nest. It was alive! It was actually moving, I looked closer and there were thousands of little bugs. I was infested with lice.  I didn't know what to do, I only knew I couldn't talk to anybody, not even my parents. We didn't have that kind of a relationship.I ended up having them for 3 months. Thousands upon thousands, they even tried crawl in my a**. Finally that fall I was spraying the garden for bugs, then when I went in to take a shower I looked in my whitey tighties and they were full of dead lice. Thousands of dead lice in my whitey tighties. I took my shower change to my clothes and went down to the garage and kept inspecting my nest, but there were hardly any left, only a few. Next thing I know, I got some of the poison and rinsed my nest out with it. I went back upstairs and took another shower. my little friends were finally gone What I didn't realize is how attached I'd become to them. I mourned the loss. I wanted them again. I'm still looking to this day. However everybody shaves nowdays, but I don't because one day I hope to have them again

i know this is a rant but hey it's my turn ok?, but for fucks sake why are we pissing about with those ragheaded muslim cunts in afganistan the so brave taliban who are so brave they cant show their faces on tv , instead of our brave lads getting killed out there why dont we nuke the goat infested country! fuck em! if they cant behave then wipe them off the face of the fucking earth they want virgins in paradise then let the cunts have them, i'm sick of these goat fuckers hiding i. e. d's and not standing up and fighting like our guys do on a daily basis, kill every last one of them a nano second of pure white light and it's end of problem, but i hear you liberal soft fuckers say " oooh! we cant do that to the poor muslims " ok say that when these " poor muslims " have killed someone you love .

So this skank is very popular in Texas and has recently moved to Washington. She's engaged to some Navy guy but as soon as he's off to sea, she'll be back to her old tricks again. This herpes infested hoebag has done enough! Expose the hoe!

Fuck alll you bug, maggot, worm loving motherfuckers that post that disgusting shit in groups where it doesn't belong. May your noses be infested by dung beetle larvae.

Likewise to those posting scat in non-scat groups, and genital mutilation in non-mutilation groups. I've done my best not to yuck on your yums, but fuck! That stuff is so fucking nauseating. Get the fuck out of here with that ish.

I confess:

Any of you dumbass motherfuckers ever wonder why there are so many retards on these boards? I'm certain one could post a statement of commonly understood, indisputable, scientific fact, such as, "The Earth is spherical," or "London is the capital of England," or "Queen Elizabeth is the Head of State of the U.K. and its commonwealth realms," or "Britain has the worst food outside of Somalia," or "The Earth is billions of years older than Christian retards think," or "Niggers can't swim or play chess or identify their father in prison photo lineup," without a hundred stupid, marginally-literate retards coming out of the scabies-infested woodwork to call bullshit or demand some fucking proof ("pics or GTFO").

So what the fuck is wrong with all you stupid, cocksucking, inbred, uneducated motherfuckers?

I fantasize about the destruction of israel, vaporize the vile contemptible lice...they are a parasitic infestation that must be excised from our world, only then will there be peace in our world. exterminate israel now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a true story. I was in Los Angeles about 3 years ago near a very bad part of town. I saw a woman in the streets obviously a hooker. She was the nastiest piece of white trash slut shit I'd every seen. Straight out of a trailer park. She was about 39 but looked like she was 50. I approached her and she said she'd suck me for 20 dollars. She had matted dirty blonde hair and needle marks on her arms and trashy tats. When she got in the car I noticed very strong body odor. I don't know why but I was turned on by how dirty she was. I went to a parking lot and she started sucking me. I asked her how much to fuck and she said she doesn't do that anymore. She said last year she had fucked probably 100 men. I told her I didn't care. She was making it clear she really didn't want to fuck and at the time I didn't know why. I offered 100 dollars to fuck her bareback with me cumming in her and she said yes. We drove back to my motel room. She started sucking me again then I puller her blue jean shorts down. She had navy blue panties on that had stains and holes in them. She was on her back and pulled her panties off and bam there they were. A huge infestation of genital warts. Nasty as shit. I mean if you do a search for vaginal warts on the net and come up with those pics where the pussy is covered with huge, nasty, cauliflower like warts, that is what she had. They were caked on her ass a well. Her pussy stank. I could smell it when I pulled her panties off. She didn't say a thing, but this was obviously why she didn't want to fuck. So a normal guy would have vomited and they said get the fuck out of my room, right? I drove my hard cock right in her wart covered cunt with no rubber on. I don't know why but it got me off to fuck nasty sick pussy. I fucked the shit out of that whore and she moaned like a total slut. Her warts acutally were scratching the side of my shaft as I fucked. I shot my load in her and it was oddly hot to see her push my sperm out of her pussy as my cum coated her nasty warts. Anyway, I took her back to her spot after that. I have huge nasty warts on my cock right now. I havn't got treatment for them yet. Fist sign was a small hard bump between my ball sack and my asshole that developed probably six months after I fucked her. Now i'm covered and they are huge around my shaft and head. As sick as this makes me sound, try this. I've had guys who after finding out about this, want me to fuck them bareback because they are turned on by catching this shit. I guess I'm not the only sick fuck. About 4 months ago, I fucked this hot 21 year old whore while she was drunk off her ass. I shoved my wart covered cock in her while she was barely awake and she didn't even notice. Can't imagine what that little pussy will look like in a few months. I did get tested for HIV after fucking that whore in LA after 3 months then again at 6 months and I"m negative.