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The electric Guitar is the ultimate fallos symbol. No more than when played by Heavy Metal Guitar Heroes. Uploads of any Rock, Heavy or Metal Gutarist accepted.

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10 Mar 2012 3:01AM
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I confess that I just played 30 minutes of hot sensual blues on my guitar while my brother was banging his wench in our laundry room down the hall. I was jamming out coming off of a killer weed high. The music flowing like rushing water down rapids. I could hear them clearly as they were colliding hard against each other quieting any moans they wanted to make. I heard stuff clatter around about midway through my third solo. I decided to kick it up a notch. Really playing that guitar like sex. It was awesome bring the hammer of live solo guitar music. It was fucking prime. I knew my bro was into that. I rode the frets and made my melodies that more delicious. I belted into a huge solo as they got louder as they must have been close to release. My fingers rolling easy over the notes that came so naturally. Then they were silent. I began toning it down and coming to a slower point as they finished and were prolly putting clothes on. I would say I did a big favor for my bro. After a lil while they had to cross the room I was in. She went first and he followed. He looked over to me with a big shit eating grin and said thanks. Fuck it was hot playing guitar for people in the midst of ecstatic passion. Their in his room now fucking again.

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27 Nov 2015 12:53AM
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Looking for a vid of this busty naked blonde girl giving head and getting a facial in a bedroom. I distinctly remember an acoustic guitar lying around in the backround and am pretty sure it was an amateur vid. Seemed like it was shot with a real camera though and the lighting was a bit dark.

Saw it years ago so I know it's old but I havent seen it since. Any tips?

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28 Feb 2008 10:43PM
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when i'm in a rock band, i;m gonna do a cool, mellow song. then in the middle i'll stop and announce "this part is just to be an asshole to the people playing guitar hero" and then flail wildly on the strings for 30 seconds.

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08 Aug 2013 9:07AM
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My car got broken into today. Stole my guitar and college books. Those fuckers.

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03 May 2009 11:59PM
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Any suggestions on what i can do for summer 09?? kinda like a summer bucket list! So far i have build ramp, get laid, go skinny dipping, kiss the most beautiful girl in the world, lose weight, dizzy boxing, joust, learn piano, learn to play moonlight sonata, have a summer romance, get my heart broken, go to the beach, get blitzed drunk, play guitar in public, learn to surf, write a song, have a house party, play a drinking game, do something completely mad, visit a foreign country, tell 'her' how i feel, pull a few crazy pranks and thats all i got so far! Anything else or what are you going to do?

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21 Jul 2013 4:22AM
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mkay soo.... My mom passed out an hour ago, I been playin guitars and drinkin tequila with my stepdad. should I just go to bed and rub it out?

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09 Mar 2018 9:26AM
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Guitar Center hottie. She came with the guitar she sold me.

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27 Oct 2011 4:35PM
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Here is track 3 off the Mentors first album You Axed For It! One of the greatest albums of all time.

Band: The Mentors
Song: Four F Club
Album: You Axed For It!

Drums: El Duce Guitar: Sickie Wifebeater
Bass: Dr. Heathen Scum

Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
First you, you gotta find her
If she�s an airhead you never mind her
You search throughout every club in the land
It�s better than using your hand
You find yourself a real dumb chick
Someone to get down on your dick
Then you know what you got to do
You take her home now for a screw
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to feel her
Then you, you start to peel her
You feel up her booty and you feel her tits
Make sure she hasn�t got no zits
Feel her body and you feel her ass
Make sure she�s got a lot of class
Then you know what got to do
You take her home now for a screw
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to fuck her
If she�s got big tits you suck her
Then you fuck her for a little while
Ram it on home now doggy style
Rubbin� and oozin� and maxin�
And squirtin� it right in her face
She�s the biggest slut in the place
Then you ball her with her legs in the air
Or on a bed or over a chair
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her...
There she is,
That big ugly airhead
She�s cuming back,
What do we do men?
We find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to forget her
Pretend you never met her
You point to the fucking door
And say get out of here,
You fuckin� whore
Pick up your bra and pick up your blouse
And get the hell out of my house
Pretend you never met her,
It�s time to regret her
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
There she is,
She comes back for more
What do we do men?
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her

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11 Jan 2014 1:11AM
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i confess i'm at my wits end. i can't stand my neighbor playing his guitar. i've asked him numerous times to kindly turn his amp down. i've even suggested he get those sound absorbing foam tiles to put on his wall, he said he'll look into it... yet i still hear him loudly sucking on guitar playing awful ska riffs and shitty covers of Sublime bullshit all day. he's fucking terrible. i can't take it anymore. i can hear him right now. its 11 at night and i have work in the morning. if he doesnt call it a day in the next 10 minutes i'm going over there, knock on his door, and when he answers i'll stab him in the neck with a rusty kitchen knife. i'll update this thread from prison in the future. so long guys.

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22 Sep 2015 6:23AM
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I busk for a living. I could make more money with a regular 9 to 5 job, but it's thrilling to be on the streets and living and living day by day. there's something real bout it. I like throwing a few coins in my guitar case in the morning to get started, and I like that first tip that comes my way. such a jolt to see, always makes me think that it's going to be a good day.

really sunny days are amazing, you play all the happy songs you want and everyone's walking around with a smile on their face. it's great. you feel like you're spreading happiness in the world, that you've made a real positive contribution. tips are great too, happy people tend to notice you more and tip bigger because they're in the mood. cloudy days are bad, but it's a challenge, you can play more contemplative songs and sometimes people stop and watch you play. you don't get the tips usually, but its cool to see people moved by your music.

on quiet days I drop my pants and roll out a chubby. I don't get a lot of tips from that, only from this old creepy guy in a trenchcoat who tips by the minute... more tips the longer I can hold off. I'm not sure about that guy, but on cold quiet days he's probably 90% of my tips for the day, so I cant' afford to chase him off.

I tend to buy maccas with the tips, they had those $2 and $3 burgers for a while, I'd eat a couple of those for a meal and go to the bathroom and drink from the tap. Keeps you fed while you're purseing youre music. I know I can't do this forever, but I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts. BEst times of my life.

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10 Aug 2012 11:25PM
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I'd like to learn how to play the guitar. Is 'Guitar Hero' on PSP3 a way to start?

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24 Oct 2012 4:12AM
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okay so i haven't shared this with anyone but i decided i would write it here anonymously. so i'm 18 male and i live in cali bay area. i am straight but i have had many experiences in the past that i'l share and i suppose i could be bi curious. when i was around three or four my nextdoor neighbor was a girl of the same age and we played together all the time i remember showing her my penis and trying to get her to show me her vagina. i didn't even know what this meant or what girls had down there but i was curious. when i turned seven i had this friend i played baseball with. our families were friends and were always hanging out so we became best friends. i don't remember how it first happened but we would show each other our privates and touch eachothers butts and small dicks. the thought of this turns me on writing this and i dont even know why haha but we would do that when he spent the night at my house playing video games. i would ask him if he wanted to feel me or compare or something. we did this for a long time and i even remember we were once home alone at his house and we were laying in his bed and we took our belts and pants off and were playing with each other. i think i remember us both being hard and we even sucked on each other. i didnt understand this at all but i enjoyed it very much. that friend eventually moved away and when i started sixth grade i had this friend that would hang out at my house sometimes. in the house behind mine there was an empty house with a shed out back. i always wanted to play hide and seek with teams so him and i could go hide in that shed. we were both attracted to women but i would ask him if he wanted to know what it felt when someone else did it. i remember pulling his boxers down and feeling ass and touching his small soft dick. i had already started puberty and he hadnt i could tell he didnt really enjoy it. i slept over at his house once and we were up really late. i got him to stroke me for a while and let me touch him. another time we climbed a tree and up there we would ask each other how it felt to touch it and i asked him if he wanted to know what it felt like to have someone suck it so i did and he was soft and small. we didnt do anything after that and i met one of my long time best friends. he would come over a lot and play guitar hero. one night while he was over i asked him if he wanted to compare or anything. he hadnt started puberty either but. i remember getting him to let me touch him and he would touch mine he was straight as well but was kinda fascinated by my hard dick and he would comment on how big it was for my age. we continued this for a while and his dick never got hard and his balls were super smooth. by the time we hit seventh grade we played with each other often and he started growing pubes and started to get hard. until then i couldnt rub his balls cause it tickled him like crazy but when he started puberty he started enjoying it. we continued this for years, watching porn together, we loved looking at nude women and touching each other until close to climax, then either finishing ourselves off or cumming at the same time. we would smoke weed together and sometimes do these things. by this time i had already slept with a few different girls. there was one who frequently sucked me off, she was kinda big, had big tits and a nice ass and gave amazing head. one day after school we convinced her to suck both our dicks at once. we went to a nearby park by the high school and went into the public bathroom in the large stall. we were both comfortable with each other so we pulled down out pants and she began to suck me and touch him while she sucked me. she took turns sucking us off and i eventually came and she continued sucking him for a while. after about ten minutes he stopped her and said he was good. later he told me he thought he couldnt cum cause he jacks off too much hahah. but me and him continued doing these things even while i was in long term relationships i always enjoyed it. once while drunk we sucked each other and i loved it i loved the idea of pleasuring a dick and that we both know what we like. until about a year ago we were great friends and we havent talked in a long time and i havent had another straight friend to mess around with. does anyone relate or have similar stories?

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