I confess this is one of the hottest stories I have ever read.

http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/06/gscout.txt

Spelling and shit is kinda crap, but the story is fuckin amazing.

"Girl Scout Gang Rape" is the name of the story. I first read this story back in the days of Kazaa and the Gnutella network being the biggest sources of p2p file sharing. Ahh, the memories.

Just made a fake Facebook/email as a talent scout for a model agency specializing in porn. There's a few girls I know that have drug habits or other cash-strapped situations, hoping to convince them that they could make good money and that they just have to send me some nudes. Starting with this chick, just got out of rehab and has a daughter with Down's syndrome that she can barely afford to feed.

Everyone has their thing for porn and masturbation.
Sometimes, I like a classy looking girl in a more artistic look then just some big tittied bitch getting fucked five ways till Sunday.
Lets just put it out there, women who make stock model shots on Deviantart.com.
Some of this shit is really really good. Very cute, very sexy, and always good for a wank. What I'm on my soapbox for, is that one woman I frequent often locked up all her stock and posted a message to everyone simply stating (and I paraphrase);
"I'm sick and tired of people making sexual statements and advances towards me because of my stock. I have asked you several times not to do this, and also to stop making comments on my feet as sexual objects. I'm locking up my stock and will not be showing it again for the foreseeable future. You people who find sexual pleasure in my stock are disgusting and I would beat each of you with in an inch of your life."

Okay hun, lets talk for a second like adults.
You posted pictures of yourself in next to nothing, in various provocative poses, on the internet.
What the hell did you think was going to happen?
I've seen this a lot in the last few years and it amazes and disgusts me all at the same time.
For a teenager who is young and dumb I have some sympathy. You don't know what the hell your doing.
But for a 23 year old woman (and older) to be bitching about this day after day is just stupid and Juvenal.
If you can't take it, don't post your fucking pictures on the internet. A talent scout isn't going to come across them and make you a star, people aren't going to praise you on your creativity and artistic skills, they are going to see you as wank off material.
You wanna be seen as a woman and not a thing? Fucking act like it.

I need some advice. I've totally neglected my personal (dating) life and I was a workaholic. Now I'm staring at 45 and I have no wife or kids.

I would like to get married and have kids so I am not a geriatric father.

My parents have hounded me to give them grandchildren. Now that I've told them I want to find a wife they are on a mission to get me one (we are Asian).

Most of the potential females they have scouted are way younger than me by 20 years. They are pretty and of course and have nice bodies and I'm tempted by the thought of banging a 25 year old. Their reasoning is that someone that age can still make babies easily versus a 40 year old.

Downside to all this is that...well my wife is 25 years old. Will I be able to handle a girl that listens to Justin Bieber and Celina Gomez? Her friends would be around the same age as her, and my friends are around my age. Would make for interesting parties huh?

I have used dating sites to filter women closer to my age that still would like to have children. So far no luck as maybe I'm pushing too hard for marriage and they sense that and it's over after one or two dates.

What my parents can offer is a ready made wife that will start popping out kids. But again will a 23, 24, 25 year old get on my nerves because of the age gap? I am in excellent shape and most people think I'm maybe 35.

What do you guys think-apart from the hot sex?

Now some people like to call stories bullshit but you can believe what you want this is the hot thing that happened to me a couple months ago.
I started talking to this girl online about her fetishes and all sorts of things she had just turned 18 little blonde things with some perky C tits. A virgin, good girl, girl scout leader and home schooled. Now i didnt think I actually have chance but as we started talking more I convinced her to come meet me at the mall id take her shopping. So I got her to meet me in a family room so we could chat, they had a privacy room there I took her in she was really nervous. I'm in my 30 and apparently look like her dad. I talked her into trying a few steps and ended up getting her naked and we i bent her over was about to push home and she freaked cause i didnt have a condom on me. DAmmit but then she suggested the thing i least expected. Her ass. I went to town on that ass fucked it hard. I did try to dip down to her pussy twice but she flipped so i gave up and just enjoyed her little ass. She's been my little ever since. Next time I'll tell you about the next time i met her there and filled her sweet little pussy full of cum.

I've been scounting Tinder for months trying to hook up with a younger girl and this weekend I finally connected with a twenty year old (I'm in my 50s) who sucked me off in my car.

She wanted to meet in public so I suggested a flirting scene at a big box retailer where we'd pretend to shop and run into each other several times before standing in line behind one another in the check out line. It was so hot, I was so hard. She then walked back to my car with me, got in the front passenger seat and said 'I'm dying to suck your cock." She blew me until I came. She swallowed. I then had her put the seat down, pulled down her pants and played her her clit until she climaxed. I leaned over and licked her a bit but the angle was difficult and she didn't want more.

I could still smell my cock on her breath when we kissed. I told her we should meet and fuck for real next time. She said she'd think about it but will always remember how hot this was. I'm sure we will not repeat. Back to scouting Tinder again.

I'm 32 and have a long time 25 year old girlfriend. I just got a ride home from a co-worker. She is a 22 year old babe, amazing tight body, gorgeous. I've fucked her before but not for a while and the sex is always amazing so I when we got to my house I scouted it out and my girlfriend wasn't home yet from work. She is a server and her ending time varies. I sent a text to check and no response, so I invited the co-worker in. She was waiting in her car to see if the coast was clear. I was a little worried because for all I know my girl would come home without texting me back to surprise me, or maybe try to catch me if she is suspicious. Anyway, I don't normally take those sorts of chances, but the idea of risking it was hot. Just to be clear, I love my girlfriend and don't want to break up with her, but for me sex is different and I occasionally cheat on the side. So I definitely don't want to get caught.

So the co-worker comes in and she wants to see my room. Normally we fuck in the living room. See I convinced her that I still live with an ex and we are on a break and seeing other people but out of respect we don't bring people home while the other is there. This story was necessary since she said she doesn't want to be a homewrecker. After fucking her once I needed a story because I wanted to fuck her again (like I said, amazing sex)and my house is more convenient since she has roommates and doesn't like to bring too many boys around as she doesn't want to look like a slut. Anyway, long story short, she hadn't seen my room. I reluctantly showed her and she was a little surprised that it was only one room with one bed. I tried to explain that we still share a bed most of the time because we don't have room for 2 beds and since we dated for a long time it isn't a big deal. She then asked, doesn't it make you want to fuck sometimes though? I said we still do sometimes but not often. I don't know if she still buys the story or not, but the whole idea seemed to turn her on because right then and there she jumped my bones and we started stripping. She purposely led me to the bed to fuck, I think she secretly liked the idea of us fucking where I sleep with my girlfriend. I hesitated, but the moment was so hot, so I allowed it. I fucked her brains out in a few different positions and she came about half a dozen times. She cums really easily, it is awesome. She says it is only that easy with me because she loves my cock, but I don;t know. Anyway, I like this because my girlfriend takes forever to cum and so much foreplay just to get wet enough to fuck. This girl just climbs right onto my dick within 30 seconds of foreplay. It's awesome.

Anyway, after she came for around the 6th time she started begging me to cum on her. Although I always finish on my girlfriend, she doesn't actually ask for it and it is always slightly awkward for some reason. It is like she is tolerating it, but doesn't particularly like it. It is so hot to have a girl actually ask for it. Anyway, I have came on her other times, but this time I had the idea that I wanted to blow my load all over her face. I know she has never done that before because when I came on her tits one time she said no guy has ever had the balls to blast on her. Anyway, she really loves watching me jack off and I get turned on by that. She watched and kept saying how hot it was and how much she wanted my cum on her. Fucking amazing, my heart is still racing from it. So 5 seconds before I blow I say I want to cum all over her face and I change my position to be in position to do so. She doesn't back away and I fucking blast the shit out of her. All over her face, neck, and tits. In the eye, on the nose, all over her lips and chin. I hadn't jacked off or fucked for a couple days as I have been busy and stressed, and man did I ever let loose on this girl's face. She seemed a little shocked. It took about 10 tissues to wipe her off as she was getting dressed she kept fining bits of cum to wipe off. I must admit, giving facials is rare for me. My girlfriend will never do that and most girls in my experience won't. This girl is a total sweetheart in public but becomes a real slut in the bedroom and she is all mine to experiment with.

Man, I tell you, it was one of the most amazing sexual experiences of my life. What's better than busting a fat nut all over a hot little 22 year old's face in the bed you share with your girlfriend while she could come home any minute? Fucking awesome man. I don't normally brag about sex and I couldn't tell anyone I know, but it feels to great to say how proud I am to have accomplished this amazing experience. I will remember her cute little cum blasted face for many years and it will serve me well when I jack off. Oh shit, my girl just got home!

I confess (well I guess I confess wanting to do something and regret not having done it, oh well) anyway I used to work as a maintenance man for a slumlord. I'd get sent out to these shithole apartments in this shit hole town every day with no money to do the projects and I'd always just make up excuses why it'd take me weeks to do jobs that could take hours(it was because my boss was a cheap fag/degenerate drug addict who spent all his money on Oxy and Vicodin, which he'd also send me to buy for him every day) and a few of the shitty apartments were rented to HOT females, one was a huge slut, drug addict and alcoholic and was SO hot, skinny, young 22-ishy, long dark hair, she had a kid but no baby's daddy (probably didn't know who's it was) and the kid was never around because child services was always taking it away (probably for her putting out cigarettes on the kids arms lol) I didn't fuck that girl because I didn't trust her not to tell people, and she sort of knew my wife. But I did go all through her apartment, swiped some of her stash, went through her computer and got lots of good slutty pics (which I didn't save, I know I know I'm sorry!) and went through all her underwear and DAMN there were some nice pieces in there, very slutty, along with a ton of rubbers, lube and a dildo (of course) nice to know if I did fuck her she'd at least be clean, probably wide as the grand canyon but probably clean.
The other girl I regret not fucking lived in the house RIGHT NEXT TO ME... She was early 20's shorter, had HUGE breast implants and like 4-5 kids... and when she moved in she had a nigger living with her. Pretty soon they'd trashed the place, had the kids taken away and the nigger went back to Africa or Harlem or wherever they disappear off to in the night, excuse me one second (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ... omg lol ok I'm finished) So anyways I knew they were huge drunks, smokers (who isn't?), and she was obviously always DTF. After Kunta Kinte moved out she hit rock bottom and was high as fuck off Vicodin, Percs and Oxy all the time, I'd come over and she'd be passed out on her rent a center couch mumbling incoherently. One time she came on to me and asked if I wanted to fuck her, and I don't know why the fuck I didn't!!! I mean realistically I'm married but I'll stick my dick in anything, especially a doped out little slut like that with 10,000 bucks worth of D cups. So alas I didn't, waited for them to be well on their way out of squatting and stole all the rest of the drugs they had in their house. The end. Yep, just a partial confession, could have gotten laid or at least blown a few times by some bored sluts so I guess i took the high road there, but a word of advice (motherless: good place to get advice from?) If you see an opportunity TAKE IT! Especially if you're in a contracting/plumbing field like that, hit those medicine cupboards the fuck up! Some bored girl wants to fuck, get to work son! Alrighty, I gotta go have a cigarette, peace out boy scouts.

Talk about the mother of all bad ideas:
Apparently, there is now a phone app for locating girl scouts selling girl scout cookies. By proxy, isn't that pretty much a girl scout locator?
Stoopid!

I was in Croatia, scouting base jumping sites, when the helicopter pilot pointed to a small village below and said "good slave girls there love your American cock every way you like." We landed and he led me to a stone farmhouse. An old woman at the door asked me "Do you believe in the Mother Mary and her son Jesus, or in Allah, the compassionate, the mericiful?" "I'm agnostic," I replied. "Okay you go room 2C," she motioned to a door on the left. I went inside, undressed, and laid out on the bed. Soon a young woman came in and closed the door. She was hot looking in pumps and a mini-skirt. She smiled at me, stroking her legs and asked "You like pig's grease?" "Whatever turns you on babe," I answered. She went over to a barrel by the dresser, removed the lid, and scooped out 2 handfuls of lard, and started smearing them over her legs and face. The stench was intolerable -- like a thousand unwashed jock straps marinated in urine -- so overpowering that I passed out. I'm not really sure what happened after that, but I must have had a good time because my wallet was $200 lighter when I got back to my hotel.

I've always wanted to single out a cute Girl Scout at a cookie booth, and offer to buy a case of cookies if I could help her win her livesaving merit badge. When she asks me how I could help, I'd tell her "Well, I'm just dying to have sex with you. Isn't it Girl Scout "tookie" time again ?"