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12 Apr 2013 4:59PM
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My Chinese experience.

I moved to China from the USA 7 months ago for a job. This place is great if you are a want to get laid. I was never really into asian chicks until I moved here. Sure I whacked it to a few asian prons in my lifetime but it was never my thing.

It is so fucking easy to get laid in China. If you cannot get laid in the USA but have the money to take a trip I recommend coming to China. These Chinese girls are so down to fuck Americans its crazy.

First of all they are all relatively hot. The majority of chicks that are here are skinny. Very rarely do you see overweight women. I'm sure these numbers are growing because you do see McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Etc. but at the moment most chicks are reasonably skinny. Even the fat chicks are pretty skinny compared to US chicks.

They all dress slutty. I live in southern China but have traveled around a bit since moving here. All the girls wear tiny ass shorts or skirts, high heels, and possibly tights or stockings. Pretty fucking hot. If you are a leg man then China is heaven for you. Even the older women here look damn hot.

These chicks have no hair on their bodies. Legs and arms are fucking smoooooth. You may find a little bit of hair under their arms and their snatches can be a bit of a jungle but the rest of their bodies are smooth sailing. No stubble, they just do not grow hair on most of their body. The hair on their head is pretty sexy though. They normally have long flowing black hair. A lot of them dye their hair red or blonde so these chicks stand out a bit but their hair is pretty damn hot.

You have a slight western influence on their fashion. I have not seen so much spandex or hipster glasses in my life. These chicks make it look hot though. If you are into gaps then China is the place to go. Gaps occur on skinny chicks where there is space between their thighs. Never really noticed this before but here in China there are so many chicks with gaps that you have to notice. Pretty hot. All you can think about is the easy access you have to their snizatch.

These chicks like western dudes. I've seen some ugly expats here with pretty hot chicks. It helps, of course, if you have a bit of money.

prostitution is pretty much legal

here is how it works

its illegal but nobody gives a shit

there are a few levels of prostitution here

there are the street girls

cost about 150rmb which is about 20 bucks are so. you just pull up to a whore store and the mommy (female pimp) brings out a line up of girls. you pick your girl and take her back to your place or you can rent a decent hotel room for around 8 bucks for a few hours. chicks are pretty hot. they will go with you and shower with you. then either fuck or suck until you are done. then take their payment and then leave. sometimes if you give them 150 rmb the girl will give you a few dollars change. The great thing about these street girls is that they will normally give you their phone number so you can call them directly without having to go through the mommy. you wont pay any less but they will show up to your door and you don't have to go through the hassle of going the the whore store (sometimes its closed)

you can also go to KTV. KTV is a karaoke spot. some of them are bit different but a lot of them are the same. You pay for the private room and some booze. pay for the Dj and then they bring in a line up of 10-20 or more chicks depending on where you go. these chicks are pretty damn hot. you give them maybe 200-300 RMB for them to be your companion during the evening. once you pick a chick they will either keep their formal clothes on or change into street clothes. they will sit with you all night, talk to you, pour your drinks, sing with you, light your smokes, and let you semi grope them. if they are into you you can get a bit more action for free. Ive seed guys get blowjobs or handjobs or kisses from KTV chicks that are attacted to them. Ive also seen chicks that are just jobbers that do not do anything to exciting most of the night. You can take some of these broads home. Normally will cost you a few hundred more RMB. Not all of them are whores so you may be SOL if you pick the wrong one. The ones that do go home are pretty fun.

You can also go to the chinese massage. you can get a foot massage here for 50rmb or less than 10 bucks. chicks massage your whole body then spend a long time on your feet. Nothing crazy sexual but they normally wear pretty short skirts and flirt with you a bit.

These same massage parlors offer full body massages. costs about 100rmb or around 16 bucks. they will take your shirt off and make you lay down. massage your whole body including your ass and legs. then when they are done they will flip you over and jerk you off. chicks are hot. wear short skirts and sort of hump you all night while they massage you. hand jobs are pretty good. they will slip a finger in your ass if you are into that and sometimes you can get a couple chicks if you want to pay. the massage includes a hot shower so it is a pretty good way to relax.

you have saunas that you can go to. pretty much the best shit ive had since ive been here. combines all the previous shit into one slam bamma. you walk into a lobby and they bring in a line up of chicks. you pick the one you want. they are all dressed hot. and she takes you to a private room. then she changes in front of you to something sexy and she has you take a shower. she will shower with you if you want and she will scrub you down. she is normally naked and she will play with your dick a little bit. then she puts you on a massage table and gives you a naked massage. she will mount you and give you a shitty massage. bitch is a whore not a fucking licensed masseuse but it feels good enough. when you are done with the massage she will take you into the bedroom and then the fun starts. they normally put on some japanese porn on the tv that is pretty hot and then you get down to business. pretty much anything goes. most chicks wont let you fuck them in the ass but they will blow you from any position and let you fuck them for as long as it takes.sometimes they have toys. pretty much always you have to wear a condom. they will play with you until you are done then you can take another shower or bath. whole thing is like 600rmb which is around 100 bucks. pretty dope time.

girls are hot. all look pretty young. i have had a few older women which was kinda weird getting a hj from a chick that could be my aunt but w/e

there are higher level hos that are available as well, just havent experienced them for myself. there are also places that deliver chicks to your hotel room. they send a line up and you pick the one you want. sometimes 1000-1500 rmb.

my favorite is the sauna. pretty reasonable for the time you get. the street hos are pretty fun but it is hit or miss. sometimes you get girl that blows but does not fuck and then sometimes vice versa. you do luck out sometimes and get a hottie that blows and fucks but you gotta grab these bitches numbers because they normally get scooped up pretty quick.

sometimes after chinese new year your favorite girl will go back to their hometown and never come back. i dont think that whoreing is looked down on as much in China. it seems as if a lot of regular girls may try it out to make a bit of money for a little while. a lot of them get burned out and then go get regular jobs or regular girlfriends but they can give you a pretty damn good ride while they are testing the waters.

TL/DR come to china if you want to empty your balls

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This is my 57-year-old sister she's 2 years older than me and I confess I want to fuck her we get high together but I've never fucked her I told her recently that she makes my dick hard when she smoked that dope what will you do to my step sister 

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I am a 38 yr old man in Tampa Florida, and I want to fuck some skanks in the throat, cunt, and ass, and i want to do it while high as shit. I got dope and dick, what do you broads bring to the table. Let's get filthy.

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I live in Wichita KS am looking for a dope whore to play with all night while we get spun out and do dirty things. If you are up to getting dicked down and twacked out with me hit me up! If you live out of state dont worry im down to skype or toe and get off with you!!

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I confess (well I guess I confess wanting to do something and regret not having done it, oh well) anyway I used to work as a maintenance man for a slumlord. I'd get sent out to these shithole apartments in this shit hole town every day with no money to do the projects and I'd always just make up excuses why it'd take me weeks to do jobs that could take hours(it was because my boss was a cheap fag/degenerate drug addict who spent all his money on Oxy and Vicodin, which he'd also send me to buy for him every day) and a few of the shitty apartments were rented to HOT females, one was a huge slut, drug addict and alcoholic and was SO hot, skinny, young 22-ishy, long dark hair, she had a kid but no baby's daddy (probably didn't know who's it was) and the kid was never around because child services was always taking it away (probably for her putting out cigarettes on the kids arms lol) I didn't fuck that girl because I didn't trust her not to tell people, and she sort of knew my wife. But I did go all through her apartment, swiped some of her stash, went through her computer and got lots of good slutty pics (which I didn't save, I know I know I'm sorry!) and went through all her underwear and DAMN there were some nice pieces in there, very slutty, along with a ton of rubbers, lube and a dildo (of course) nice to know if I did fuck her she'd at least be clean, probably wide as the grand canyon but probably clean.
The other girl I regret not fucking lived in the house RIGHT NEXT TO ME... She was early 20's shorter, had HUGE breast implants and like 4-5 kids... and when she moved in she had a nigger living with her. Pretty soon they'd trashed the place, had the kids taken away and the nigger went back to Africa or Harlem or wherever they disappear off to in the night, excuse me one second (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ... omg lol ok I'm finished) So anyways I knew they were huge drunks, smokers (who isn't?), and she was obviously always DTF. After Kunta Kinte moved out she hit rock bottom and was high as fuck off Vicodin, Percs and Oxy all the time, I'd come over and she'd be passed out on her rent a center couch mumbling incoherently. One time she came on to me and asked if I wanted to fuck her, and I don't know why the fuck I didn't!!! I mean realistically I'm married but I'll stick my dick in anything, especially a doped out little slut like that with 10,000 bucks worth of D cups. So alas I didn't, waited for them to be well on their way out of squatting and stole all the rest of the drugs they had in their house. The end. Yep, just a partial confession, could have gotten laid or at least blown a few times by some bored sluts so I guess i took the high road there, but a word of advice (motherless: good place to get advice from?) If you see an opportunity TAKE IT! Especially if you're in a contracting/plumbing field like that, hit those medicine cupboards the fuck up! Some bored girl wants to fuck, get to work son! Alrighty, I gotta go have a cigarette, peace out boy scouts.

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Confession when I take me a hit of that dope it oozes through my body then I can feel it making my dick starting to throb and then I precum

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Son of a bitch. I knew I lived in my own little slice of backwards agricultural America, but fuck me runnin' man.

I'm strolling down the sidewalk near my local bad park in the shitty neighborhood, or so it says on my school zoning pamphlet, and i'm trying to score a dub sack. Nothing special, just a couple grams in the evening to keep the rational thoughts away until my usual cannabis service provider finishes his shift at KFC. I see a dude who i can see is smoking, exactly what i'm not sure of. I stroll by, non threatening. When i get up close i see he's deeply engaged in chasing an oxy tab around a scquare of reynold's wrap. when he stops for a conniption between hits i ask if he knows where i can get a bag. This fool just looks me dead in the eye and says, "what do i look like, A fucking pot head?"

He tells me to fuck off and leave him alone. Apparently the last guy fucked off, but stuck around.

so let's recap. dude in a pinch asks the dope fiend if he knows where one can procure his own set of drugs, Dope fiend is disgusted with stoner in his choice of narcotic. Apparently only cave men smoke weed when we have a vast variety of prescription drugs available. This story doesn't have a point, i just wonder if anyone else out there sees what i'm getting at here.

oh well, i got my blunt. fuck it.

here's to you ya oxymoron. wherever you are tonight. fucking dick.

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09 Oct 2023 6:50AM
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Watching 18 year old cam girls on pc.Motherless porn on pĥone spun on meth.My ex got me addicted,she herself stayed 2 weeks watching porn shooting dope till her dildo broke and she hurt her pussy.Fucked guys and girls cheating.Gets mad cause my first hit all I want to do is jack off.She taught me,made me,I honor of that bitch I'm watching cuckhold porn.Right now watching vid of a step daughter calling her mom a bitch and sucking her dad's dick.I miss my stepdaughter.Thought of her plenty times to cum in her mom.Step daughters so hot.Ex is getting fucked on meth.I'm here,loving pnp lifestyle.Gonna fuck her daughter one day.Have to fuck my daughter before her mom's boyfriend does it.Both daughters leaving with me and leaving her mom alone and miserable with her boyfriend.Introduce daughters to meth pnp,porn,I'll even let their boyfriends fuck them under my roof.My stepdaughter brought a guy over to fuck while her mom was fucking her brother in law,I was spun watching porn.I didnt even kniw my step daughter was in the next room fucking.I would have came so hard spying on her.I found the pictures of her moms cheating.Doesn't hurt,I learned the art of masturbation while high,acting like a whore.Being cuckholded.Hell I'll clean up both my daughters on their wedding night after their husband's creampie them.Damn that 18 year od cam girl has some nice underwear.Taking another hit,playing with anal toy,porn and planning family incest reunion.Damn I gotta get my girls some nice panties,maybe a modeling job on cams or porn.Like venus and Serena Williams dad made them pro athletes.They will be superstars.Bigger than Jenna Jameson.Anyone got a perverted story to help me cum?

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I must confess when I get a good hit of dope I like to walk around the block with my dick hanging out of my pants to see how many stairs I get and that's what I'm doing right now

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