I am not gay but my best friend just crapped out a Cadburys creme egg and i greedily ate it.

12:44:53] Randomonium is nomming creme egg icecream

so w Easter around the corner, I'm curious if anybody else would consume this flavor of icreams?

WHATS WRONG WITH ME? BDSM PERVERT?
I am a 50 YO male, straight and married. I became friends with a guy on-line. He started giving me ideas for masturbation, and got me to send him naked photos of myself. Everytime I fulfilled one of his requests he sent me another one.

I slowly turned into his slave, and I am now addicted to following his orders.

He tells me to do something to myself, while making a video. I then have to post the video to him.. It started with me tying my cock and balls up tightly.

Then he started giving me detailed instructions of how to make objects to put into my ass. He gave me the dimensions, and how long and hard to fuck myself with them. I was surprised that I enjoyed doing it.
His orders became more extreme every time.

One of the worst was to hang a 2Kg bottle from my balls, and then beat my bare ass with a leather belt until red welts appeared. It was extremely painful, with the bottle swinging with the movement, and my ass hurting like hell. As usual I sent the video.

Another order was to tie up my cock and balls so tight that they went blue. At the same time I had to make a dog-knot dildo by wrapping clingwrap around a t-shirt to form the shape until it was tight. Then I had to make it bumby by adding another layer of clingwrap to hold in place a handfull of hard beans. Another layer was added to make the huge knot. It was a huge ugly and scary looking thing. The dimensions he gave me were so huge that it took me a long time and lots of pain to get it in my ass. The knot finally got into my ass as I screamed and grunted with pain. Strangely I had a massive orgasm while it was inside me. My cock was tied so tightly that the cum couldnt get out, so this shaking orgasm just went on and on. I nearly passed out. Again I the video.

It was such a turn-on for me, that I accepted another request from a guy on-line to do wicked S&M to myself. He challenged me to put very hot creme (Deep Heat) on my cock for 10 minutes while making a video of my suffering. It was extremely intense. I sent the video to him.

I recently came accross the video by accident, and I realised he had posted it on the internet for everyone to see. I was shocked to see that hundreds of people had watched it.

I thought I would never do that again, but could not help myself when I got the next instruction. I now realise I am a BDSM slave.

Does anyone know what I can do about it?

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