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I once fought a cougar. Her name was Carol, and she was fine piece of ass.She was a mate's mum back in high school, when we were thirteen and awkward and horny as fuck. She was a redhead and wore red lipstick, with enough lines on her face to tell that she's been through a bit but still totally fucking hot.
So I hung out at my friends place quite a lot. He had a pool at his place and we'd all go over on hot days. Second best way to spend the summer holidays, after the mall and perving on all the hot girls that walked by. One day, I was in my speedos and his mum came over in a bikini. Instant boner. I was waist deep in the pool at this stage, so I thought I was safe, but she walked over to the side, looked down and smirked.
Then she got into the pool with me.
"So Luke Skywalker, we meet again!" she cried as she whipped out a lightsaber from within her ample bosom. "You thought you could hide in the guise of a simple horny school student, but the Sith cannot be fooled! Now face me in combat, you evil JEDI!"
Damn, I thought. Shawn's mum is a nutcase with a lightsaber. Even for a hot MILF, it was a bit much. My boner dropped immediately.
"Listen Shawn's mum, I'm not a Jedi," I tried to explain "It wasn't a lightsaber in my speedos you saw, it was just my enormous erection because you're a fucking hot piece of fuckmeat."
"Oh," she replied, sheathing her lightsaber and tucking it back into her bosom. "My apologises, I thought you were a Jedi Knight out to kill me. Okay then, do you want to fuck?"
So we fucked for a while in the pool. And then I called her a dirty slutty hillbilly cougar, and things got ugly.
So I cut her down with my lightsaber and used the FORCE to cover up the body. Then I flew off in my X-Wing to help blow up the Death Star.
