I would love to fuck my sister-in-law. She has a nice ass and wears pants so tight that they go into her pussy and she has a nice camel toe.

I'm fucking pissed. I just found out that this US Marine that I've chatted with got arrested in a sting operation for soliciting sex with minors. We both have profiles on a site similar to this one and that's where we chatted. He wasn't too bright, obviously, but he was a sweet kid who is just a horny sexual libertine.

Some fucking douchebag Homeland Security agent created a fake profile on the site, told my Marine friend that he had a son and a daughter who he was raising as cumsults who loved to suck their daddy's cock and invited the Marine to come visit and join in. This poor, dumb kid thought he'd struck gold and had met a real father who was head of a sex-positive household and just wanted to join in the fun.

What the fuck is Homeland Security doing running pedo stings, anyway? Have the smelly foreigners from the part of the world where bedsheets pass as casual wear been so lacks in their attempts to kill Americans that Homeland Security are now the small town cops who hand out traffic tickets for trumped-up violations like they're goddamn Jehovah's Witness Watchtower pamphlets because they have nothing better to do? Last time I checked, the purpose of Homeland Security was to keep the camel jockies from committing acts of terror . . . NOT ARRESTING HORNY U.S. MARINES FOR TRYING TO GET THEIR DICKS WET!!!!

That poor boy's life is over.

Bastard fucking Puritanical cunt-sniffing Pat Robertson's-dusty-old-butthole-licking addlepated fart-huffing ignorant ass-backward mosquito-raping dickless fuck-face shit-eaters!!! It makes me wish there was a god, so that the judgmental, unethical twat-wrinkles that support this unjust justice system could rot in Hell for eternity, getting ass-raped by sperm whales.

Fuck You, Dickworms! Fuck you in your fat, fucking assholes!!!

Confession, I love looking to see if girls have camel toes especially at the mall. 

I admit that after watching the Winter Olympics It has reawaken the desire to fuck an underaged girl. Watching all those young girls in those tight outfits with the camel toe of full display. I loved just spend the whole day fucking her tiny tight pussy.

I'm a GI woman stationed in Afganistan. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. I feel guilty about that. Should I tell my Platoon Leader? Help me, I don't like it here. So many Arabs, camels and snakes...ughhh!

In the park camel toe 

Good old fashioned camel toe on the lovely Becky hallett. Guesses on how many times she's been rammed?

i confess i'm an aspiring comedian. critique my jokes please.

-if Jabba the Hutt was a prostitute, he'd be called jabba the slut.

- my gf is crazy, she's always worried and crying that she's coming down with a seious terminal illness. one day she asks me Babe do me a favor and take me to my doctor's appointment, i'm testing for breast cancer. and i said HONEY dont you know you have a better chance of being struck by lightning

than me doing you a favor?

- my ex-gf broke up with me because i liked to show off the pics she sent me. the straw that broke the camel's back was when i accidentally forwarded the pics to both my parents. my mom was mortified. i said MOM i am absolutely ashamed and very sorry. you weren't supposed to see that.

i meant to send it only to dad.

My neighbour has sexy daughter. I really want to stretch this camel-toe pussy

What is it with these Arabs/Muslims? Even when they get rid of a dictator they turn on each other. They stab each other at football matches and then blame the authorities for not stopping them!! Fuckwits. They don't deserve their freedom.

Ancient Egypt was an impressive civilisation for its time. Trouble is, they've gone backwards over the next few thousand years!

Wait and see - Egypt, Libya, Syria and others will fall apart and Europe will be infested with these excitable Muslim morons escaping a disaster of their own making. Well FUCK OFF, STAY AT HOME, if you're reading this. We don't want you pawing our women, or setting fire or throwing acid into the faces of your own women, or chopping off their clits or beating up maids or shagging camels or whatever other vile customs you're likely to bring with you. Sort out your own fucking mess: we want nothing to do with you.

Ha ha! Got you to check out the Title line! :)
But anyway..... here's the story :)
I take a evening class a couple times a week at the local college.
I always like to sit in the middle of the auditorium during the lectures in the second "bowl" meaning that there's a walkway between the first desk area and the second, looking down at the lecturer.
It was a little strange, but I'd swear I'd catch him looking up at me quite often during his class, his eyes lingering on me for more than I would think. Wow, he kind of has the hots for me I thought!
He had singled me out to talk with more than once, and I took the opportunity to accept his help on occasion. Sometimes he'd sit uncomfortable close to me till I moved slightly away..... because often I'd notice his erection! Flattering yes, but I wasn't into him exactly.
I DID learn why his attention was on me more than it should have though, just like this evening actually.
I wear a nice plaid skirt sometimes with different tops with over the ankle black boots.... It made me feel more 'collegiate' than a 'SOTA' :P
But tonight I wore one of my few g string panties instead of my usual high cut panties, and felt more than a breeze than usual.
That's when I discovered that my skirt had ridden up some, though not scandalous in itself, that coupled with the fact I was sitting like a 'boy' in other words with my legs spread out, and with me sitting up high with a clear view of my panties..... and with my scootching down, I'm sure he was fascinated with my clear 'camel toe' during class......
Just call me...... blonde and redfaced! :P