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Okay, so this happened a long time ago, but I still need to get it off my chest. And yes, it's true!I once went to the equivalent of a boarding school (ages 18 and up) and every year there was a reunion and that applied to every single class that had gone to that school for the past 30 years. The reunion took place on the weekend while the then current students were present. I'm sorry for the extra info, but it will be worth it. Anyway, about five years after I had attended, I was greeted by a girl about 19 years old. Not exactly gorgeous but nice enough, slightly chubby and definitely not the brightest bulb, but nice despite that.As it so happened, I had to share a room with another guy, who also wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but fortunately a nice guy.She was enamoured with both of us so much so, that she wanted to have a threesome with us.I figured, okay, I'm in. That is to say until my roommate shared a bombshell I did not see coming. He confessed to me that he was indeed a virgin.Regardless of how much I wanted to have the threesome, my conscience kicked in and I came to the conclusion that his first time should not be a threesome.Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but this was not the right time to teach him something that he should learn from a woman, and the only partner he should have for his first time. She went on and on about everything she loved doing and she replied to my questions correctly. This told me that she was the real deal. As the hours passed, I knew that I was not able to be any decent sexpartner at such a late time. She talked about how she was going to the reunion the following year and she made me promise that if I was there on the reunion that year, that we would fuck.Well, horny and dumb me, thought, cool, and I said sure, I'm willing if you're up for it.And as particular date showed up, I went to the reunion and as she had promised, she was there.I was hoping to be let off the hook as I really was not that keen on fucking her. So when she said that if she found someone else that night, she would release me from the promise. You see, I always keep my word, if humanly possible. And here I was hoping against all hope that she would let me off the hook, but to no avail.I actually prayed, that's how desperate I was, but when she told me that she had failed to find someone new, I had to do it.We went back to my room and got undressed. She insisted that I should go first, and then she got undressed. She was plump and had a freshly shaved fat pussy. She sat on my lap while we were making out.She let me fondle her boobs as we were warming up to the main event. I then asked her to get on the floor and lift her legs up. She wasn't so keen at first, but I told her that her weight would make it difficult for me to get the job done properly. She obliged.I fingered her fat pussy and got her a little wetter than she had been and then I started to fuck her.I didn't take long before I came, but I wasn't done with her that easily. I then had her get on her knees and lick my cock clean. She wasn't too keen on the idea at first, but I told her that she had promised me that I could order her around and that she was okay with that.That was obviously a lie, but she didn't call me out on it, so she obeyed me like the slutty bitch I knew that she really was. I also fucked her fat ass and had her lick my cock clean afterwards.I will admit that the whole "session" took about an hour and a half.I finished with fucking her pussy before calling it quits. I kissed her on the forehead and told her to get dressed and leave.I did have a guilty conscience for about a minute, but I had to do her like that so that she wouldn't pester me for more. That's the only time I have done anything like that but I just had to.And that's it!
I confess... I used to work overnights at a grocery store and so it was pretty boring. To liven it up, I would go to the back corner of the store and strip down and lube my cock up and stradle a nice case of Charmin and fuck my hand til I came all over that tp then put it on the shelf. Also liked to lube some light bulbs up and slide them up my ass. While on the subject of working at that store, also loved to jack off in the break room as well, some cum and piss may have ended up in food and drinks in the fridge... enjoy fuckers.
I had sex with my 56 year old neighbor who her husband passed away. Should I feel weird? or Guilty?
I'm 24 and she's 56 and has a huge ass which has a few wrinkles but still fuckable, and still looks like she's 37 years old.
I was in her apartment fixing something and she lives alone, she was wearing gray yoga pants I get extremely horny, when women wear yoga pants. Every time she walks her huge ass was moving up and down, I called her for some help to hold the ladder so I can change the light bulb, I noticed her staring my dick which I tried to pull back so she won't see it bulge cause I was horny of her gray yoga pants.
All of a sudden she calls me in her room and takes of her yoga pants and says I wanna have sex, I pull down my pants and start ramming her pussy her wrinkle ass was so soft she was enjoying it so much since she had not had sex ever since her hubby passed away, I came in her pussy, cum was pouring out.
She said I can come over any time to fuck her, since her urges are very needed.
I don;t know should I keep going or not? cause I fucked her on her couch in her room, I was going extremely hardcore with her pussy and it felt good she liked it.
How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who knows, the stupid spear chuckin coons!
So I just fucked my 71 year old mother in law in all three of her holes! She knew I was home today and comes over and ask me to go to lunch with her then can I please change the LED's in her kitchen.We get to her house and as I am changing her bulbs she say's if you don't mind I am going to take a shower. I go upstairs as she calls me like it is very important and she is laying her bed ass up and says can you please fuck me! I am like omg 71 years old bald pussy! I drop my pants and she says you are so hard, I approach her and she wraps her lips around my cock I almost exploded! She knew how to suck a cock! I tell her I am going to cum and she proceeds to deepthroat me I started fucking her face and gagging her I came so hard I almost fell to the floor. She says I have not sucked a cock like that since dad died in October. She then starts to rub my cock and lick the head I get instantly hard again. She gets on all fours at the edge of the bed and tells me to fuck her like I fuck her daughter! I get behind her and rub my cock on her pussy she is literally dripping I mean dripping, my wife is the same way and my wife squirts stream. I start fucking her and she is moaning and getting wetter I take my cock out and rub it on her asshole. Wondering if she is like my wife and loves to have her asshole fucked. She starts moaning and says stop playing if you are going to fuck my ass do it. I slowly start to push it in and she says just do it fuck my ass like you fuck my daughter and now I realize that my wife tells her everything. I start fucking that ass as hard as I can balls deep. About fifteen minutes in I can feel my cock getting ready to explode she realizes as I pick up the pace and starts fucking back as I explode in her ass she literally exploded all over me omg she squirts just like my wife she collapses on the bed I fall with my cock balls deep in her also. She lets out a moan and I am rock hard still so I continue fucking her. Her asshole is nice and wet and she proceeds to scream out I am going to cum fuck that ass fuck it and she cums again. I pull my cock out and start to pound her pussy and let out a omg and cum in her in there is cum running down her kegs and the bed is soaked from her squirting she looks at me and says thank you! Then says my daughter is a lucky woman. I go home and my wife says did you have fun with mom and she really needed that and laughs!
"Gangsta's" after smoking a light-bulb
I had a fuck buddy years ago who had lost her hand and arm to just above the wrist in an accident when she was young. She was a fairly petite girl so from her nub to her elbow was probably only about 6 inches and maybe as thick as a red bull can. She knew I was into ass play so one time when sucking me off she began to rub the nub on my asshole and press against me. It felt so good I told her to push it into me and so she lubed it up and began to fuck my ass with her nub arm while jerking me off with her hand while sucking me off. It felt so good since she had the ability to really move the nub around and it had a kind of bulb shaped end. This ended up becoming a regular part of our routine. It was so fucking hot. Our arrangement came to an end eventually and since then I have always hoped I would find another similar girl. I just ran across this video on here and it reminded me of my time with her.
I confess I really really want to fuck my wife's sister.
The problem is I don't think she wants to fuck me, But I am not sure.
She is a single mum and I help out whenever she needs a man to change a light-bulb etc, She is always cuddly and affectionate towards me, But I am not sure how I can tell if she would fuck me?
I regularly tell her I want her, Both with and without my wife around, They both laugh it off - But how do I try and take it any further, whilst still leaving the I was only playing as normal card?
I grab her ass and tits all the time and she does not seem to mind, But if I tell her I want to fuck her she say's "In your dreams" In a joking way.
She regularly kisses me on the mouth when I leave, But only a short kiss, never anything more.
I need to know what everyone thinks?
What if every racist, myopic, imbecile on motherless all got together and we harnessed their cumulative brain power and transmitted that into an energy grid?
We could light up one 40-watt bulb for at least a week.
how many people does it take to change a light bulb?
I will let you know tomorrow.
I confess that another confession here made me think of this.
About four years ago, I was dating a girl who was living in a relatively small, family owned apartment complex.
There were 3 two story buildings in total, I think about 8 apartments per building and they had been built at different times. The communal laundry room was in the basement of the second building.
My girl was a tall, blonde pretty good looking MILF. She was living in an apartment on the second floor of the newest of the 3 buildings. She had picked the second floor because she thought it was too easy for someone to break into a ground floor apartment.
One evening, I went over for dinner. She had been doing some laundry, it was getting dark, she said the lights in the laundry room weren�t working and wanted me to go with her to get her laundry.
I got a flashlight out of my car and we walked down to the laundry room.
There were three young, black guys hanging around outside who very obviously didn�t live there. One of them made some stupid ass excuse about they were looking for a drink machine and they left.
I then had a look at the lights in the laundry room. They were fluorescent lights and they �weren�t working� because someone had intentionally turned every single bulb out of its socket.
My confession is, I�ve had many a wank fantasy about what would have happened in that laundry room had I not been with her.
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