Sometimes I'll go to Mothercare and buy a complete baby outfit. Then I'll go home and dress my baby fuck doll (that I bought in Japan) in his new clothes. Then I'll apply a mix of lube and tom sauce to his botty and I'll fuck the shit out of it for like an hour, shouting abuse at the stupid little fuck, then I'll dump as much cum as I can in his anus. Then I'll put the doll in a baby carriage I bought (also from Mothercare) and walk around town. I love it when old women come up and want to look at my baby boy (I hide it well so you can't tell its a doll) not knowing that his stinging anus is full of half a pint of man milk.
So my question is this: What is the returns policy at Mothercare when you don't have a receipt? Serious replies only please.
