what a waste of space!

I want to do something big before I break up w my gf.
her bday is coming up n she is planning on getting blackout wasted.
im planning on getting a hotel for 'romantic' bday sex but my real intention is to get her back to the hotel wasted and find guys around the hotel to use her.

Has anyone ever bought used / preowned / second hand toys from anyone or anywhere?

I really want a full torso masturbator without paying $100s for one. And don't want to waste my money on a tiny one.

No problem sharing with someone!

My girlfriends cousin and friend are staying with us for the weekend can't wait til they get wasted they usually fall all over the place and i always get a flash. The last time they stayed they were out every night and their room was a mess lets just say they're used thongs were there for the taking!!

A long time ago there was a vid here, with drunk/wasted chicks laying around. One was topless, with truly amazing tits on a guys lap, and I believe there were more on the floor. I know it's rather vague, but it were truly amazing tits. I believe they were fillipino or something.

I confess that Motherless site was a awsome rare site back a few years ago. A man could go looking and it was no big deal to run up on some good stuff. The kind that just made you come back. Now you waste your time and get fustrated. Is there a site that is simalar to this one?

We all need to have some fun right now is a great time anybody horny candy wild anything goes slutty get back to me why waste time why bulshit now is the right time

I confess that I have erectile dysfunction, and it's ruining my life. Everything was OK just a few years ago when my performance started go get worse. Now I don't even try to have sex, because I can't finish. I was stupid, and ashamed, so I didn't go to the doctor right away, but it didn't make any difference when I did. Health care is shit in my country. I'm waiting months for examinations, and months to get the result, again months to show the doctor the results, I'm just waiting, and nothing happens really. I would pay for a faster/better way, but I can't afford it.

I don't know what to do. I don't even try dating with anyone because I only end up being a disappointment. Even if sex is not everything in a relationship it's necessary.

This whole situation makes me hate my life. I don't see the future I was hoping for when I was young. You know, having a family, a volvo, a dog and a house in the suburbs. I only see a lonely bitter guy alone in his apartment trying to figure out how he should end his misery.

I don't know what to do. My doctor told me that I shouldn't use any medical solution until they know what exactly is wrong, and even if I could take a few pill it might give me a few hours of pleasure but it won't fix the problem. What really kills me is that I can't do nothing. I'm just waiting maybe the doctors figure out something, until that my life has no value...

Sorry guys, I had to write this down, it actually made me feel better a bit. You don't have to tell me in comments that I'm a pathetic waste, I already know that.

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Totally wasted wife, she didn't even notice that I recorded her

love how she does not waste a drop!

Nothing is wasted clean the floor!

(English is not my main language, please bare with any mistakes I could make)

I'm 24, my sis is 19. I'm into her since she hits puberty I guess, but just in a sexual way, we don't have a close relationship or anything so I'm kinda stuck to just stare at her.

I've done a few things, like tryiing to pop into her room just after she left shower so I could have a chance to get a quick view of her, that kind of stuff. I'm more of a boob personn, I think it's way hotter than a pussy to see. Anyway.

Recently, in summer, she started to wear some kinds of "basketball shirts" with like, big holes on the side for the arms so I kinda always have some sideboob whenever she walk at night through the house. So I started to sneak into her room at night, with a flashlight, to see if somehow the boobs would pop out during her sleep, since the shirt is way too large for her. It never realy happened, and I couldn't realy move the shirt 'cause she's a realy light sleeper.

A few days ago I went into her room for something and she was already in bed, she turned the light on and woke up to get me the thing I asked for and...ta-daaa...i finally saw it. And somehow I was kinda disapointed. I like tits with large aureola and huge nipples, nice contrast between the tits and the skin....and she was the opposite, small nipple, confonding with the skin, no areola. I guess my quest is over now, all those years wasted for that...Anyway, just wanted to share it. Nothing awesome, nothing crazy, but at least it's real.

I have a confession, I have been having feelings for my neighbors daughter she is a sophomore in high school, so goes to a private school, and a majority of her friends are guys. I am 23. I have known her for many years and never thought of her in a sexual way. But I came home from work one day and she was outside with a few friends of hers walking down the street. I got out of my car and said the usual hello and how are you. She walked up to me and we had a casual conversation, when one of her girl friends said "He is a guy, why not ask him" So obviously I wanted to know what they were talking about when my neighbors daughter asked me " Is it normal that at school all the boys want to hang out with me even though I am not the prettiest girl in school." I told her of course its normal guys want to hang out with a girl they can relate to and not have to waste time with the girly shit and who is as beautiful as her. She plays video games, rides horses, kind of hippy-ish, plays sports. She has the most beautiful arctic blue eyes you will ever see and long blonde hair with amazing legs that come up to a perfectly shaped butt. So we continued to talk for a bit and her friends left. About ten minutes later her mom came outside and told her to come in, She looked at me and asked " would it be okay if I gave you a hug" I laughed and said of course you can. She hugged me for a good minute and as she was backing away from me she kissed my neck and ran her hand down my arm. Ever since that day I just can't get her out of my head.

And no I will not post pictures of her. I know her dad looks at sites like these and if he saw the pic he would know who I am , because we are good friends.

what a waste of little titties. those lips should be wrapped around a cock.

Feature request - flag links in comments that go to a 404 or deleted ML page so we don't waste time trying to follow them. Use colour coding or some sort of indicator.
Shouldn't be hard to do this dynamically.

I am sure that here, somebody post some "copy and past" thread from other sites!I have the proof!

Retarded morons done this!

And a DUMBASS TROLL waste his time in giving some English grammar lessons to anybody who don't care!

And also, some niggers here are masturbating and cuming gallons when looking at your blond an naked girlfriends!

I forgot my password and I ain't receiving any email with information on how to reset it.

I already used the "contact us" sheet and have not received an answer these past 4 days. Should I just dump the account and create another one? Seems wasteful somehow.

Any kind of help would be greatly appreciated.

Scott_Walters

http://motherless.com/member/scott_walters

Why can't people be honest on these confessions? I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a 57-year-old who used to be a hippy and completely wasted my fucked-up life and I never even saw pussy in my life. And people just like me post that they're 20 and raped some chick? Please.

MY wife forced me put on women's dress. It was a sex little black one only 5in from the waste to the bottom. She put make-up and a stuffed my chest. After that We go out to some clubs and pick up men to fuck us both.

Confession- I love making my sissy do humiliating, most degrading uncomfortable and sometimes painful tasks to earn a dirty masturbation session and cum. I love stuffing sissy’s faggot ass with my cigarette butts that I save all week, most times between 5-10 half smoked butts are stuffed in sissy’s ass then I diaper him and I place another large handful  in his ass crack for pain when he sits. Lastly the rest of my saved butts are poured down the front of his diaper surrounding his little cock. The menthol from my cigarettes burn his tender cock and gaping ass. Now it’s off to bed for sissy until morning when I’m ready to finalize his 12+ hour torture sissy pees and poops his diaper all night as it mixes with my ashtray waste. I’ll let sissy play with his dirty little cock as I ash in his mouth, burn his little dick with my cigarette and verbally humiliate him into begging for more. I make him lick my ashtray and chew the handful of butts I shove in his mouth. I may shit on him just for good measure. I’m glad I can share my kinks here with you all. 

I have absolutely no idea why I waste my time on this web site!

i really like licking girls buttholes but my wife wont have it. last weekend my wife her sister their cousin and i had a little party at our apartment . everyone got really really wasted on alchohol and pot except for me. i waited untill they all passed out. and went to town on my wifes asshole. it was so good. I heard snoring comming from the living room so i said fuck it and licked her sister and cousins assholes as well. i was in heaven . i think i found a new hobby.

What a waste all that lovely kum waiting yo be licked up and I'm not there to do it

I have a confession and a question.
On my 18th birthday weekend My sister and her Bf took me out to a bar to celebrate. I had a boyfriend, but since he was still 17 we had to leave him behind. There was a fight between us before I left. He told me he didn't approve and that any good girlfriend would wait until he could join her. I told him to stop being such a party pooper and went to the bar anyway.

There was a band playing there and the vibe was really good. My sister was 26 and her boyfriend was 29. He bought me some Jager bombs and a sex on the beach. Not yet being used to the potency of alcohol, I chugged my drinks. I was afraid of being caught for underage drinking. So I was putting them down. Needless to say I got pretty wasted. Infact I was so wasted that My sisters boyfriend had to carry me to the truck because I was flirting with every guy I saw. He put me in the truck and that's the last thing I remember before waking up in his apartment.

I was dizzy and seeing double. As I strained to combine images I felt him. he was in bed with me. My sister was passed out on the other side of him. I was naked and he was rubbing my pussy. I just layed back and let him do it. I can't remember everything he did to me because I passed right back out.

In the morning I pretended I didn't know anything and I've kept it to myself since. I have a suspicion he put something in my drink. What are your opinions?

I really hate my work mates they suck ass and never do any fucking work!!!!!!!! - they just toss off all day bumming about the office - and wasting time on games and sites like this all that for nearly 40k a year - its sick i hate themj

This breeder is ready. It’d be a shame to put that body to waste. 

Craigslist Story #1

So I've been using craigslist for about 15 years and started using the hook up section about 13 years ago and I'm still going strong! Let me tell you about my first casual encounter.

I was browsing through the casual encounters like I had been doing for a while and finally decided to answer an ad looking to get their cock sucked. The pic in the ad was a nice looking average sized dick with a pretty straight forwardly written ad, he wanted his cock sucked by another dude. I was in the mood and sent him a response, almost immediately I had a new message in my inbox! He sent me his address and I told him I was on my way. I get up and grab my jacket and cellphone and run right out the door to my car. I hop in my car and hit the highway. He lived a city over up on the hill or at least that what was the address told me. I drove for about 15 minutes then hoped of the exit and up the windy roads until I reached the house.

I pulled into the driveway of this massive modern mansion built into the cliff, it was pretty fucking impressive. I turned the car off and pulled my phone out of my pocket and put my earpiece in, it was corded one that went in a single ear. I look down and dialed this chick I had met on AFF the month before, she a massive 375lb disgusting whore of a woman, I really miss her... Anyways the phone begins ringing and after only one ring she picks up the phone but before she even says hello or what's up instead she says... "Come fuck me". My response was just as classy... "Shut the fuck up and just listen", She asks "What?". What I MEANT WAS "I cant talk so just listen to what's about to happen". I explained myself better just as I was opening my car door and immediately she asks me "Are you going to suck some cock? Please tell me you're going to suck cock ( )". I tell her "Ssshhh, just listen", I step out my car and shut the door. As I look up there is a man standing at the gate staring at me, so I stuff my phone into my pocket and walk toward him. Just as I get in earshot of him he says "Nice car, you must do well for yourself", at the time I had a pretty swanky ride. I answered with "I do ok, you must do pretty good by the looks of this place.". The guy smiled and tells me he is just house sitting for a fiend. I follow him into the house and he shuts the door behind us...

As he leads me to the lower level of the home the chick is in my ear talking up a storm saying shit like "Oh my god ( ) you're going to suck some cock" and "Swallow all his cum", she was so turned on. As I get to the lowest level where I'm about to put this strangers cock in my mouth I look up and see the entire wall facing out toward the urban sprawl at the bottom of the hill is a giant panoramic window. I turn and walk up to the window and take in the view but when I turn back around I see him sitting on a couch facing me he has opened his robe and has his rock hard cock out. I walked right over and got on my knees without saying a word! I leaned in and slid his stiff cock into my watering mouth and he immediately let out a moan which the girl on the other end heard sending her overboard. She loses it and starts rambling aggressively "Suck that fucking cock! Take it all" that gets me salivating hard as I bob up and down on his cock deeper, wetter and faster. All this causes the guy to start gyrating his hips and trying to fuck my mouth as moans and says "Oh my god you have super head". That pushes me over the edge... I pull back a little and grab his cock with my hand then slide it out of my mouth so that the head is barely touching my lips, I'm staring him in the face but his head is leaned back.

Well he must have felt me looking at him because he looks down and our eyes lock. I get so turned on that I grit my teeth and tighten my lips as I let out the most nasty, disgusting, filthy growl just before I lower my lips and start licking and sucking on his balls. Without breaking eye contact I move back up to the head of his cock while I still have his shaft in my tight grip. I clench my mouth tight again and slap myself on the lips with his stiff piece of meat a few times. He moans and I let out a deep breath then slide it back into my mouth almost taking it all down. At this point my friend sounds like a cheerleader at a high school football game, she is going crazy and can't stop cheering me on but in a disgusting sexual manner... Which gets me going harder. I must have been bobbing up and down on his hard cock for five minutes straight when he begins wiggle and thrust his hips, just then in a loud moaning voice he spits out "Oh, I'm going to fucking cum.

She hears that and her voice drops real deep and she talks through her gritted teeth... "You better swallow all that cum! Don't waste a single fucking drop" Just as she says that he grunts and I feel the first warm spurt in my mouth and I let out the loudest, deepest groan that I possibly could with a cock in my mouth! I grab his wet slippery cock with my hand and slide my mouth up to the head as I start jerking him while I suck the his hot cum right out the split in the head of his dick. I drink down his hot, salty jizz while my friend listens in bliss on the other end of the phone. I suck out every last drip then pull my mouth of the head of his cock and squeeze the tip getting a small drips worth off cum to surface... I lick it up and say thanks as I stand up to leave. He looks at me and says "that was amazing". I make my way to the stairs and he hops up closing his robe following me up the stairs. As we reach the door I open it and he grabs it by the wood holding it, I turn toward him and all in one motion I reach into the robe and grab his semi erect cock giving it one last stroke as I say "Thanks" then turn and walk out.

I go up the driveway and get in my car its so quiet I forget I'm still on the phone with my friend. She blurts out "That was hot!" and I say "You're welcome" jokingly. I start the car and back out the driveway then head down the hill. Before I reach the bottom of the hill I tell her to jerk off so I can listen, without a single word spoken I can hear her breathing heavy and moaning. When I get to the bottom of the hill at the stop sign I immediately get my pants down enough to get my big hard cock out and without letting her know begging jerking off. As I head toward the freeway I'm stroking myself slowly but once I get on the highway I start stroking hard and fast as I fly down the road. It's about 2 am on a weekday so nobody but me is on the highway and I'm zoned out listen to her jerk off and trying to drop a load myself. She is moaning like crazy and I'm getting close myself. I feel it coming so I start stroking like mad and out of nowhere she say says "Fuck yeah! Come for me ( )", she knew I was jerking off. I'm on the verge of squirting a huge load so my focus is only on my dick and the road in front of me. My cock is tingling and I feel the cum rising into my shaft ready to spray everywhere. I can feel that there is a car next to me at this point and they are keeping pace, I feel there eyes on me but I don't give a fuck because I'm ready to cum. Just then the tingle hits the head of my cock, I let out a growl and yell at the top of my lung "I gonna' fucking cum" and the first spurt of hot seed sprays out...

It is a huge thick stream that comes right at my face! I spray myself right in the face and over my head. The second is another fat rope and straight in my face again. I feel the third come out like a puddle of water all over my hand... The wetness does it and I let go and start licking the cum off my hand like the sexual deviant I am! I can feel the eyes of the person in the car next to me and I smile knowing I gave them a hot show. I mumble "Fuck yes" and my friend says "That was hot", I say back to her "You know what's hotter?", "What" she says... "The person in the car next to me just watched my cum all over myself", "Really?" she says. "Fuck yes" and I turn to look at the person driving the car and its a fucking ******* patrol... I turn white as a ghost and he slows down then gets behind me and hits his lights. I say "oh shit" out loud which gets my friends attention. She ask what's wrong and I tell her it was *** watching me and he's pulling me over now. The first thing out of her mouth is "Tell him you'll suck his cock", I tell her to shut the fuck up because its not funny, I'm going to go to jail. I throw my blinker over and cross the lane to my right to pull on the shoulder. He comes on the speaker and says...

"No! Pull off the exit up ahead"

To Be Continued...

Some chick got too wasted at a party and the pics are circling around. Thoughts?

I confess that one of my kinkiest, dirtiest fantasies came true yesterday. I went to get a massage from this older spanish lady. Skinny, great body, not so much face. I laid naked and she rubbed me down good. Got in my ass crack and all. I turned over, she rubbed inner legs, I got hard and she went to rub my balls. I started grabbing her ass, and since she was wearing a dress, I went up under. I felt a thong, and I decided to pull aside her thong and touch her pussy. I felt her get weak in her knees, so I shoved my finger as deep as I could. She started moaning. I thought, wtf. I had my middle finger in her pussy, so I started touching her ass with my pointer finger. I didn't waste much time, and i shoved finger in her ass. So there I was, both fingers deep in her ass and pussy. She started sucking me, and even though by herself she only got half way down my shaft (8 inches) I put my other hand behind her head and shoved her head down. It was rough for her and i felt her gag, but she finally took all 8 inches down he throat. Again, I thought to myself, let me try whatever I want with her. I got up off the table, laid her down and I sat on her face. I spread my ass open and she licked my asshole clean. I was practically riding her face with my ass. So hell, I got up. bent her over and fucked her hard. After 15 min of fucking her, i pulled out and slid it in her ass. I couldn't believe how easily she took all of my in her ass. I pushed deep and hard, and she took it all. This is where my real dirty fantasy came to play. I had always loved the idea of pissing on a girl. But shit, why not take it farther since I felt like I had to pee. I slowed down a little and started pissing in her ass with my cock inside her. I started sliding in and out while pissing. I slid all out and my urine went all over her back and shoulders. I couldn't believe this was happening, it felt amazing. Of course I had to take it one step farther. I pulled out and while pissing I slid inside her pussy. FYI- ass can hold a lot more urine than a pussy. I was fucking her while pissing, and it was pouring back out of her snatch. I was all done pissing, so I slid back in her ass and had not care what so ever. I went to town on her ass. As hard as I could fuck her, I did. She was screaming outloud in pain, and i finally busted my load inside her ass. I pulled out, she turned around, I pushed her down on her knees and stuck my cock inside her mouth to clean me off. I gave her 30 euro for the massage and left.

Fan of the site, first time post. Have never been able to fully divulge the greatest night of my life so here goes. I went to stay the weekend with a buddy of mine. The second night there, he had to work and I was hanging out around the house, playing video games. His sister and a couple of her friends came home and were out by the pool and jumping on the trampoline in their bathing suits. Of course, I couldn't help but peek through the blinds and was getting so turned on by watching them. When they came in they said they wanted to have a party and asked if I would go buy them some alcohol. I said I would but that it was going to cost them. They giggled and I ran to the liquor store. I spent a pretty good amount of money because I had every intention of getting them all wasted and playing the odds. Fast forward a couple of hours, we're all buzzing. The sister is flashing everyone and I'm the only guy, so I'm living it up, laughing and trying to play it cool. One girl, Becca, said she had never kissed a guy before and so they were asking me to teach her, which I did, but she was shy and kept stopping after a few seconds. Nicole was the one I really wanted to spend time with: tall, slender, long legs, and long brown hair. However, Nikki was the one I was getting all the attention from: little chubby, short hair, too much make-up, but some huge tits. The sister passed out on the couch, the redhead crashed in one room, and everyone started saying they were sleepy. Nicole was too drunk to walk, so I carried her up the stairs, but Becca and Nikki were right behind me. When we got to the guest bedroom, Nikki was asking where everyone was going to crash. I said that there were two beds and didn't really care (even though I wanted to end up with Nicole). When we got in the room, Becca went to one bed, Nikki to the other, and Nicole was yelling about wanting to hear music. I put on some music and Nicole wanted to dance. I'm dancing with her and she is saying her bra is uncomfortable and asks me to unhook it, pulling the back of her shirt up enough, but keeping the rest covered. I do and she takes it off under her shirt and throws it. I'm busy trying to figure out how I can manage to end up in the bed with her, but she pretty much passes out in my arms during the slow song. I have a decision to make, so I lay her down with Becca, the inexperienced one, opting to jump in the bed with Nikki, with those amazing tits. Sure enough, after a few minutes Nikki gets "cold" and asks me to put my arm around her. She starts rubbing my arm and wiggling her ass into me a little bit and turns her head towards mine and we start to kiss. I immediately squeeze her tits through her shirt and she whispers in my ear that she wants my cock, which was unbelievably hard at that point. I pull her shirt up and start to lick her nipples, biting them, and getting them hard. Half of a millisecond after I climb between her legs, Nicole starts yelling and bitching about something from the other bed. We try to ignore it, but she is just getting louder. My buddy's dad was a fireman so he wasn't home to worry about, but it is a little difficult to do stuff with some psycho ranting and raving 5 feet away. Nikki gets up to "take care of her" and after a few minutes of soothing, Nikki asks if I will come and talk to her. I get up and say everything is okay and she reaches out to hug me. I give her a hug, eager to get back to business with Nikki, but Nicole wouldn't let go of my neck. She says she wants to dance, so we slow dance with no music. Then she pushes me onto the bed (that Nikki has returned to). I lay there in between the two of them thinking I am about to hit the jackpot and wondering how I can maneuver to get some 2 on 1 action. Nicole all of a sudden throws a leg over me and climbs on top of me, straddling me. She starts to kiss me and I, of course, kiss back. I slide my hand up the sides of her shorts and squeeze her tight little ass. She is grinding her hips all over me and I reach over to Nikki who immediately pulls her arm away and rolls over facing the wall. Oh fucking well, I think to myself, and focus all of my attention on Plan A anyway. Nicole whispers that she wants me and gets up to move to the floor. I follow her down to the floor and she pulls off her shorts. I kiss her knee and drag my tongue up the inside of her thigh until I reach her pussy and start to lick with every fiber in my being to make sure this is the best this chick has ever been licked. She moans and writhes, squeezing her legs around my head and soon comes. I lay on my back and she climbs on top of me, leaning over to put her nipple in my mouth. I slide my hand in between her thighs and slide a finger into her. She was so tight and wet, but she soon started scooting down and pulled my shorts down, then licking my head and shaft. She gives a warning about not cumming in her mouth and takes me and starts to suck. She wasn't the greatest at giving oral, but I didn't care. I was trying to find my phone to start taking a video, but couldn't get to it on the table above me. Then all of a sudden, she stops. I asked what was wrong and she says I came and she is pissed that I came in her mouth. I'm flabbergasted because in no way shape or form did I come. I'm wondering wtf is going on and she gets up, puts her shirt on and leaves the room. WTF?! So I lay there, considering my chances if I climbed back into bed with Nikki who undoubtedly listened to the entire episode. I sat up, making a little bit of noise, checking my phone - letting her know that I was there. Nothing. Sigh. I stood up in the middle of the room for a second and my eyes adjusted to the dark. I noticed Becca. The comforter was off of her and her legs were exposed, with her shirt pulled up because of her sleeping position, revealing a little ass and tight panties. I moved to the bed and sat down. I put my hand out, but was physically shaking at the thought of touching her. I placed my hand on her back and started rubbing it back and forth. She moved over and I lay down next to her. She turned her head toward me and without opening her eyes, just leaned over and kissed me gently. We kissed for a second, but my hand was on her ass pretty quickly. I grabbed her hand and moved it to my crotch, letting her feel my hard on. She kept her hand there for a second, even stroking it once or twice, then patted it and pulled her hand back. Okay, she's not ready for that, I thought. I put my arm around her, content to stop and just go to sleep. My buddy came home from work and woke me up. He was laughing, asking what was going on. We went outside to smoke and I told him about the party and just that I had ended up laying down and guess Becca climbed in with me - that I had crashed before everyone. He said alright and went to crash, asking where I was going to lay down. Told him I would figure it out and went inside to the game room. I didn't realize it but there was Nicole on the couch. Fuck it, I thought, I'm going for it. I rubbed her back and whispered her name until she groggily woke up. Spat some bullshit about how sexy she was and made it seem like she fell asleep in the middle of making out. She said no, no, I promise I didn't and "resumed" making out. I sat on the couch and she straddled me, sliding my cock into her. I honestly didn't last as long as I would have liked, but hey, I got mine. We fell asleep on the couch together. The next day, my buddy's sister came with the drama (not knowing the whole story) but informing me that Nikki was pissed because she was into me but I was all over Nicole. I denied it and basically said Nicole was drunk and I laid her down and that was that. I never saw Nikki after that. We spent the day by the pool and I kept watching Nicole in her little bitty bikini, thinking to myself, Yeah, you got that last night. She wasn't giving me the time of day in the daytime, but oh well. Becca was though. She was smitten at our cuddling and how I "chose her at the end of the night" as she put it in a text. A month later (my next visit)Becca decided that I was "the One" and special enough to go all the way with. Never called her again after that. Anyway, that is my story. Didn't go exactly like I wanted, but I've never told anyone every detail that I can remember, so glad to share it. Hope some of you enjoy it and could really give two shits if you don't believe it. Have a good one, guys.

So when i was about 19, i tried a phone sex line from a late night commercial. I ended talking to this woman who was 51, looked exactly like the woman in the photo,married with a son close to my age. I told her i was a little older sonce i was worried she wouldn't like me as much. We talked and wasnt even that sexual at first just normal talk. But after we talked we swapped numbers and for the next few weeks kept in contact. Eventually we decided meet, realizing we only lived about and hour and a half away. So we i decided to skip my classes for that day to drive and meet her. She told me shed meet my at a Braums near her. So i made it waited in parking lot until finally a car pulled up beside mine. She waved and smiled and i was so horny and nervous. I was still new to sex and this was obviously the oldest girl I had been with. We got out and immediately hugged followed by a long deep kiss. My cock got hard. " oh baby i can feel it" she whispered in my ear. Sp she told me to follow her back to her place. We got there and she gave the tour of her house and we talked. I could see the pictures of her husband snd son, it only made it hotter for me to know she was married and wanting to fuck me as i was a year younger than her son. We made it to the bedroom and she didn't waste time pulling her shirt off. Her nice big tits falling out of her bra. Sliiped right outta her pants then laid me on the bed and pulled out my cock. She sucked it nice snd slow. Sent shovers all over my body she kept stroking with her hand as she started to lick my nipple. It felt amazing.. wanna hear more about this?

I really like being dominated if you couldn't tell from previous posts, but one of my favourite things to do is to be taken control of even while they are not here, I had a task recently and i thought I'd share it with you.
So, i left my flat, both dildos in hand, they're the lifelike 10 inch dildos you can get and they're amazing beyond words, naked as the day i was born, stuck them to the ground and lay down, positioning them perfectly so i could lean across on my side and suck one off and pick up the other and plunge it into myself.
I knocked the door of the flat with two guys and showed them the message saying i was going to show by invitation only, phones to be left behind in their flat, they jumped at the chance and came outside, i knocked the door of the door opposite mine and told him too, showing the message and he looked at me, the dildos and the two guys stood watching and came out too. It was 23:15, I didn’t want to waste anytime, my pussy already wet but i thought i could use some help so i lubed up one of the dildos while on my knees, ass facing them and wiggling about some, them standing and giving me encouragement as if i was jerking someone off.
I lay on my side on the cold floor, nipples hard, i looked up at them as i took the dildo into my mouth, licking the tip and up and down beforehand of course, sucking the head of it lovingly, closing my eyes and enjoying the experience. I massaged my clit as i did this, playing away with it and then reached for the dildo and spread my legs open and introduced the incredibly large thick thing back to my pussy where it was earlier, slowly pushing it in all the way, them watching keenly, a front row seat to it all and seeing it disappear inside me, the dildo in my mouth disappearing too as if it were a magic trick, i held myself all the way down and gagged on it, saliva dripping from my lips and down to the balls of the dildo that were only centimetres away, i pushed myself back down and my chin touched the balls, i held myself down there for a thirty count, pushing the dildo into my pussy as hard as i could, not wanting to let it out, wanting it to become a part of me almost.
I lay there deepthroating the dildo, lifting my head up and down, never letting my lips leave it, only the tip was the furthest I’d be willing to go, my pussy savouring every stroke in and out of it, the dildo spreading it so wide and the veins rippling inside me, pleasuring every point it past on its journey in and out. My body was loving every second of it, tingling all over, i knew what’s was coming, i looked up and they were stood watching, not far apart, wanking away, I lay on my back and pulled the dildo off the floor and sucked on it as I fucked my mouth and pussy, I lay there on the cold ground in ecstasy, my pussy ready to release, I pulled the dildo out of my mouth and left it on my stomach and focused lower and fucked myself into an orgasm, continuing on for the extra bit to spray some of myself around, and luckily it came.
​I gushed out some of myself and it hit the dildo as I pulled it out and it hit my legs and dropped down.
I lay there, panting, trying to catch my breath and looking up at the light before me, it could’ve easily been the end, and if it was, what a way to go, but my eyes caught the world around me in that small space, and I saw smiles on the faces of my admirers so I messaged my tits and pussy for them, pushing three fingers into myself, dildos cast aside for the night, if had my fun with them for the night, half an hour like that was plenty, I kept letting my hands roam around and find every last part they could reach, then one by one they said they were ready to cum, I leaned up as they got to their knees and I kept my mouth open for them, playing with my nipples the whole time, taking their lovely warm white seed in my mouth, every drop a gift that I gladly accepted, not touching their cocks at all, it was against my orders given to me.
I leaned back and showed them my mouth, then closed it and swished it around for a couple of seconds and then swallowed it, showing it to them.
I rolled over onto my stomach, I could’ve slept there I was so comfortable, my body had heated the tile floor beneath me, I pushed my ass up into the air, my hands finding it and I smacked it hard, massaging it better and then smacking it again, my hands working their way around my thighs, rubbing in what my body forced out in excitement and ecstasy, feeling the wetness in the floor as the back of my hands touched the floor briefly.
I climbed to my knees, my hands roaming over my body, dildos laying on the ground and the men smiling at me, the show was over for now, but I knew i would be here again someday, and soon I had hoped.
I was so in the moment and then had to leave it, felt like a movie director ready to shout cut at even that time of night.
I got up and grabbed my phone, keys, toys and lube and walked away with a smile and leaving a quickly drying specs of me on the floor, I left more of a mark on their memory than i ever could on that floor.

I don't know if this is allowed on here but I have seen worse things. I am 20/f Canadian and I am looking for a man to maybe provide a little bit of financial help.

I'm willing to send you pictures of myself and talk to you fir some money, maybe build a relationship. I use msn messenger. If things go good and I can get some money, id be willing to buy a webcam. (my louzy $500 laptop didn't come with one built in as I had thought they all do)

I havent done this before but just tried and got left high and dry over $200.00. Basically I took a few pics for this guy and he disappears. If you aren't serious and can't be trusted don't waste my time /:

If you think you could help me out, let me know and I'll add you to msn.

(:

I have only ever creampied one girl. And it was someone else's girlfriend.

So here's the story: Back when I was a senior in high school, I played football with a guy that wanted to see his freshman girlfriend get fucked by another guy. I wasn't exactly "best buds" with the guy, but we had been teammates for the last 4 years and I guess that was enough to make him feel comfortable asking such a thing.

His girlfriend was the type of girl that was extremely sexy in an innocent, naive type of way. The type that would get hit on because of her sheer beauty (which I will get to in a minute), but the kind that guys wouldn't pursue too hard because her lack of overt sexuality made her seem like a prude, and a waste of time for those looking for a quick lay (which is most of us guys, especially at that age). In fact, you wouldn't even expect her to know the first thing about sex, which actually wasn't too far from the truth. According to her boyfriend, he had only just taken her virginity a few months before, and he was attracted to her for much the same reason as I was in the sense that he loved the idea of corrupting her innocence.

Now back then, this really wasn't something that was as appealing to me as you might think. I had only been with a few other women, none of them were ever that much younger than me, and I felt a little guilty about this plan to "corrupt" an innocent girl. This all changed, however, when he showed me the blurry camera phone picture of his girl sitting up naked, spread eagle on her pink bed sheets with the most embarrassed look on her face. I knew this girl was beautiful before, but considering she never went out of her way to look very sexual or wear anything revealing, I was stunned at the body she had been hiding all this time. The first thing that floored me was the sheer size of her tits. For a girl that hadn't even turned 15 yet, she was 5'2", no more than 115 lbs., and was sporting 34Cs that seemed to defy gravity. Couple that with a tight body; a nice plump, firm ass; and a gorgeous, shaved slit; and I was sold.

In the interest of keeping this from getting too long, I'll skip ahead a bit. But essentially I told him I couldn't do it with him watching, at least not the first time; it would be too weird. He agreed it was fine for us to be alone as long as we video taped the whole thing so he could watch it later. We ended up at her house after school, with the place to ourselves. She seemed very nervous, and started telling me how she hated that her boyfriend wanted her to do this. I immediately felt guilty and said we shouldn't. That I would never want to do anything she wasn't comfortable with. With that statement, she looked me deep in the eyes, jumped on me, and kissed me harder and more passionately than I had ever been kissed before. We made out for what felt like 20 minutes. The kiss itself was so sexual that it was almost satisfying by itself. She finally got up, turned the camera on, placed it on the dresser, and seductively walked back over to me.

"Take me. I wan't you. Right. Now," she said climbing onto my lap and getting closer to my ear in a whisper with each word. With that, I couldn't take it anymore and I ravaged her. Clothes were thrown about; I devoured her perfect, pink pussy; and she sucked my cock like a pro, never very deep, but putting in the effort to gag and continue to try for more. It was perfect. When it finally came time to fuck her, I reached for a condom and she stopped me. She told me to just fuck her without it, she wanted to feel me. I fucked her in every position imaginable and she seemed grateful for every thrust. I finally ended up on top of her, her legs wrapped tightly around my back, and my arm under her lower back and ass pulling her up into me. In turn she was pulling herself up into my cock with her hips and legs. She was working my dick and grinding into me just as much as I was fucking her back in return. I couldn't take it anymore and told her I had to pull out and cum. She clenched me tighter with her legs and begin to buck up into me harder. I thought maybe she didn't hear me and began to panic I wouldn't pull out in time. I reiterated that I was "GOING TO CUM!".

With that, she looked me directly in the eyes and responded, "So do it then." That was it. I began to cum like I had never cum before. Squirt, after squirt, after squirt; I filled her up while her body convulsed and we came in rhythm with each other. With her clinging to my body as hard as she could. Eventually we both collapsed onto each other and lay there motionless for at least ten minutes before either of us moved.

I remember finally sliding out of her and watching my cum pour out onto her pink bed sheets. I was a much better image than the blurry camera phone pic that didn't include my cum dripping out of her and pooling between her thighs. It was beautiful. We jumped in the shower, and cleaned off, and I headed out before her parents got home.

The next day, I got a call from her boyfriend. I expected it to be him telling me how insanely hot everything was and to thank me for helping out. Instead, he was furious, yelling something about how I was never supposed to cum in her, etc, etc. As I came to find out, she had apparently NEVER let him even fuck her without a condom, let alone cum in her. And apparently she wasn't big on sucking his dick either. Could have fooled me based on the exceptional head she gave me.

They ended up breaking up immediately after and she told me that was really her plan. That she was over him and she had fallen for me that night. The rest of the football season was a little tense to say the least, especially since I spent the rest of my senior year fucking and filling this girl with cum AT LEAST 5 times a week until I finally left for college.

We still keep in touch some 8 years later but no longer live near each other (multiple states away). I have seen her a few random times over the years here and there and fucked her, and she swears I am still the only guy that she has ever let cum inside her. Who knows if that's true or not, but what I do know is it is still the most passionate sex I have ever had in my life and she is still insanely beautiful and kept much of her reserved, innocent charm. If we lived closer, I'd probably make her my queen in heartbeat.

Sorry if that story got a little long. I've never retold that story before in such revealing detail, and I guess I got carried away in the memory. I hope you all found it enjoyable.

Falling in love is a waste of time. The entire concept of romance is a sad joke.

i confess my little sister wanted beer for the first time so i gave her some cans that were "barely opened". i told her they're supposed to be warm so it could get u wasted better & she believed me. turned out i just pissed in em, 5 cans full of my piss all into her tummy. she drank em in front of me. i was so turned on

I confess that people put some right fucking shit on here. I used to love some of the "true" stories. Now its just full of fucking idiots posting more pointless shit than my rant. Sorry if I wasted your time but you cunts are wasting mine.

I'm getting married in less than a month with the girl I met over 10 years ago.

A couple of months ago we got a new girl at work. Looks rather fine, bit crazy, has a boyfriend for the last couple of years. She is 18, i am 28. We could get along. Nothing more.

A couple of weeks ago, i brought her home after work, because she was afraid to go through a tunnel. Ok. Nothing happened.
Two days later i brought her home again. After discussing breastsizes, she claimed to have an F cup. I said i didn't believe her and she told me to feel it. First from the outside of her shirt, but then she lifted her boobs out and told me to really feel it. And so i did. Nothing more, nothing less. She DID have an F cup.

After that there was a lot of innuendo between us. But nothing more.

Last week we had a party with some colleagues. Had dinner with like 20 people and went for a drink afterwards. We were both kinda wasted and i went with her afterwards. Lots of colleagues were still there drinking when we left but noone mentioned us leaving together.

When we were on our way home, she came very close next to me and grabbed my butt. I grabbed hers. I put my hand down the back of her pants and squeezed her ass. Then we both started touching eachother. When we came past a playground we stopped. She told me she wanted me in her.

We went to a fence at the back of the playground, where we weren't visible to traffic on the suburban roads. Only people who could see us were people living in the houses around the playground. But they were probably sleeping ;)

I took of her belt and put my hand in her pants. She was allready soaked. I started rubbing her clit. She rubbed my dick from outside my pants.
With one hand I took off the bra she was wearing underneath her shirt. I lifted her shirt and started sucking her hard nipples. Damn those were fine. She dropped her pants, so I had more room to manouevre. And so I did. I slid my middlefinger a little bit down, stuck it in her pussy and started pumping it in and out. Juice was coming out as if the Hooverdam had been opened. I took my finger over the bridge between her pussy and her anus. Oh how she was wet. I pushed onto her anus and my finger just slid right in. Just a little bit though.
She didn't even moan about it. She turned around and bent over. She told me to fuck her.

I took my cock out, raging hard. She stepped out of her pants, which were allready lying on the ground, and spread her legs while holding the fence. I put two fingers in her pussy first, but she was so wet that I didn't need to moist her even more. I slid my cock in. She was kinda tight but it felt so good. At that moment I thought about a condom. Hell no. Fuck that shit. Keep thrusting. It was damn fine. I held and squeezed her boobs from behind while I rammed my cock in that pussy. I pushed my thumb up her butthole again.

She asked me if I ever did anal before. Nope I hadn't. I did fantasize about it though. She told me that she never tried it either, but she was willing to. And so I did. I put my German helmet against her asshole and slowly started putting more pressure onto it. The head went in. She moaned a bit. I took it out and tried it again. The head and some shaft went in. She didn't moan (probably because of all the people living in the houses around us.). I took out my penis again and after that it was all smooth entrance. Just like fucking a very tight pussy. Best fuck of all times.

After a couple of minutes I came inside her. Immediately she turned around and took my penis in her hand and started jacking me off. She knew what I wanted. I kept rubbing her pussy and sucking on her tits. We kissed. She was good. After a couple of minutes she started shaking. She came! Hell yeah, she came. She even squirted a bit. I was so aroused that I wanted to stick my dick inside her once again.

She said: "Let's go to the swing over there." The swing was in the middle of the playground, where every passing car could see us. Not that there had been any cars since the beginning of our little adventure but still. In full sight, and full nudity, she walked backwards to the swing. It was a swing where you can lay yourself in. Sort of a hammock. She laid herself on her back and invited me in. And so we fucked again. It was sensual, adventurous and pornographic at the same time.
After a while I came again. It took somewhat longer this time. Probably because I had shot my load before. But this time i shot my load on her belly and between her tits. She took it off with her finger and ate it. My arousal didn't go away. I still had raging hard cock but I knew I couldn't finish a third time. I'm getting old you know.

When we were on top of eachother in the swing she asked me why she was completely naked and I only had my pants down on my ankles. I told her it was because her beauty didn't give me time to take my clothes off. And we kissed again.

Some time later I brought her home. She invited me into her living room, but I declined. I knew her boyfriend was in the room on the second floor and her mother probably too. It was too dangerous. I went home and slept next to my fiance.

This was my fourth, but definately best cheat. I'm a dick.

Friday Night….

On a warm Friday evening back in 2019, around 6p, I get a desperate call from my best friend… “Can you stay at the house this weekend, entertain her, please” he desperately begins the call with? “Her” is his wife… I chime in “yeah man, she’s definitely feeling lonely lately” I say as I push for specifics…

(her and I chat, he and I chat, offering my opinion is very common as this has been the topic of conversation for quite some time)

Ignoring me completely, he continues,

“She keeps busting my balls, calling every 10 mins. She feels isolated, alone, you know how she is!” Again, I chime in, “brother she’s 40, the kids are almost out of the house, she wants you to spend time with her, take her to dinner, do shit”. He wants to respond but has nothing, he knows I’m right. “Brother, you both can afford to go do things, she wants to go places, experience life”.

For the record, and totally off topic. this man’s wife has the greatest pair of big fat tits. For those who think “bigger is better”, this is the one! Furthermore,
she’s thick but tone with dirty blonde hair, about 5’7”. Thinking about it, she has Kitty Lee’s body with a much prettier face.. A very attractive woman with a body built for fucking.

(according to hubby, she has a high sex drive and is very open minded… Cocksucker hit the lotto for sure)

With a long sigh he annoyingly utters what I could see coming from a mile away, “I don’t have time for this, Bobby is about to go on, can you stay at my place and keep her off my back so I can enjoy myself?”

And there it is…..

Honestly, he’s frustrated, I get it. He plans ahead for this weekend long festival well in advance, keeps her in the loop through the entire process, it’s kind of fucked thats she’s laying this guilt trip on him while he’s hours away. I’m torn, he’s been dropping the ball with regard to their marriage for a while now.. Then again, this is his once a year “get fucked up and jam out with thousands of dirty hippies weekend, “I suppose she should honor that.

Regardless…

Reluctantly, I respond with Sure man, I’ll head up there now and hang with her….” (honestly, I just want to hang at home, rub one out and crash, it’s been a long week but fuck it, she’s good people and fun to drink with)

Relieved, he replies “text me when you get up there, I’ll call and let her know, thanks brother” and quickly hangs up.. I set the phone down, take a deep breath, collect my shit and prepare for my hour long trip….

A bit of background on the friendship. Buddy and his wife married young, 18-19, had kids, they’re in their teens. We’ve known each other for about 20 years and they are 4-5 years my senior.

For the last few years we do dinner on Friday evenings at their place, a modest spot in the middle of cow country. We smoke, drink and eat well. I normally stay the night, sometimes sticking around on Saturdays to help with ongoing renovation projects.

We’re all an open book by the way, we know everything about each other. It’s actually very nice, I enjoy their company, as they definitely enjoy mine..

I’m divorced, have a great job and a high school age kid. I also have a very comfortable couch and plenty of food in a decent suburban apartment.
An apartment I will enjoy some other time, my drive is complete..

Teresa (wife) is on the porch, shorts, tank top, drinking a rum and coke. She has her hair in a ponytail, which is new for her. She normally dresses like a Sunday school teacher. Her hair always down, outfits very conservative, “boring” is the best way to put it. She certainly doesn’t show off her figure, her gigantic tits always put away, which is a shame quite frankly..

With a hug and peck on the cheek, I make a sarcastic comment, as I normally do, “sweet handle bar, you’re missing one side”. Teresa gives me a “you’re not funny” smirk” and proceeds to tell me that she’s been “experimenting with new styles”.

I waste no time, “you got it, flaunt it, I know Sam (hubby) would like to see more of you experimenting”. She immediately lets out a laugh, like, a quick chuckle filled with doubt, if that makes sense?

Again, in a serious tone I proclaim, “seriously, switch it up, show him you still got it, let him see other men gawk at you, get that little head going…..” She looks at me defeated and says “he knows what I have, what he has access to. He chooses to ignore me” using her hands to outline her breasts and body, exactly how the Price is Right women would display a new prize.. “I’m lonely, tired of being treated like I don’t exist. Months ago I asked him to sit the festival out” she exclaimed. “I asked if we could go away, focus on us for a minute, that I needed him…” Starting to well up, she rhetorically asks “Where is he” as she walks into the house….

So here I am, barely been there 10 minutes, she’s already crying and I’m on the porch by myself thinking “you couldn’t of talked about something else, you had to immediately bring up her failing marriage, good job jackass”….

She’s a strong woman, emotional and poetic, but tough. It wasn’t long before I hear her calling my name from inside the house. I take a deep breath and head inside. Teresa is in the kitchen, she cleaned herself up and is mixing both of a strong cocktail. Without missing a beat, she hands me my drink, we cheers and take a sip as she immediately picks up from where we left off.

As she starts to speak I take a step forward and gently lean in to give her a warm, comforting hug. I definitely surprised the shit out of her. At first she was stiff as board, cold, surprised at my very forward act. It took a minute before you could feel her body relax…. Not saying a word, we stood there hugging, my arms around her upper shoulders, hers around d my waste. Both of us, a firm yet gentle embrace, you could tell it meant something. It was quite nice if I’m being honest.

(being a dude, I have to point out how great her tits felt pressed against my chest, I finally have visual confirmation, as well as touch, of just how fucking big they are. Her puffy hard nipples, pressed against my chest, perfecto!)

After what felt like 20 minutes, I now have a rock hard dick so I pull away. “You’re a smart, beautiful, sexy woman who deserves happiness” I say, as I try to conceal my very obvious excitement. She looks at me and smiles as I conclude my thought “ponytail and tank top, my new favorite look” as I look down, laser focused on her giant titties that were currently on display, hours and hours of fun, beautiful cleavage, no bra)

Remember when I said “we know everything about each other?” It’s no secret hubby and I both have a thing for huge giant titties, conversations she’s been privy too, normally just giggling and walking away.. Staring down at them was certainly knew, however, she was well aware of my infatuation, in general, for big natural breasts. Yeah, I’ve looked at her, but nothing more than looking, in my head she’s a no-go, off limits..

It’s at that moment, still in our embrace, she says “I have to come clean”. Oh boy” spews out of my mouth as I question her, not with words, but wi5 the look in my eyes….

“I’ve had a crush on you for the last 20 years.” And don’t worry, Sam knows, he thinks it’s funny. “But, I want you to know, I’ve always had a thing for you.” Shocked, I ask “When me and the ex visited you, is this why you treated her poorly? Shaking her head in agreement, Teresa responds “that bitch took you for granted, treated you like shit for years”, you deserved better, fuck her”.

I laugh out loud as I share “she’s my one and only bad lay, dead inside and in the sack, terribly boring with no enthusiasm, a waste……” Teresa chuckles and shares “well, at least Sam has a big dick but I fantasize about other people when he fucks me. The one or two times a month he does fuck me, I keep my eyes closed, I go through the motions to keep my life semi-normal, but I’m not in love with him anymore, too many years have gone by, I’m over it”.

“Teresa, I had no idea it was this bad, I know he can be a dick, but never thought it was on this level, what are you going to do?” Teresa takes a step back, grabs our drinks and confidently shares “Hanna has three years of school left” as she hands me my drink, “once she graduates and goes to college, I’m leaving”. Her eyes start to fill with tears as we both take a big gulp of intoxicatingly strong rum and cokes… She leans over, grabs a tissue and wipes her eyes as we both take a well deserved gulp of mind numbing spirits…

Our drinks polished off, Teresa quickly time for another” as she grabs my glass and heads for the counter…… Unsure of what to say, completely blown away with the last hour of my life, Teresa swings her head around, ponytail in the air, and says “I’m sorry if my confession has made you uncomfortable, that was not my intention, I just needed you to know” as she turned her head forward to focus on drinks.

I don’t know what came over me, but I felt this urge to hold her.. The last hour had quickly turned in an emotional adventure for the two of us. However, she had a minimum of three years of hell to go through, which saddened me. I had lived that life and it miserable, my heart ached for her.

Throwing caution to the wind, I walked over and wrapped my arms around her stomach, careful to stay below her breasts, resting my head on her shoulder. She took a deep breath and reached for my arms. I whispered in her ear, “I’m here for you” as she let out a whimper and sigh of relief.

It wasn’t long before my dick was coming to life.. She was absolutely pressing her ass just enough for my guy to feel it. Moving from side to side, T was knowingly trying to get me hard and I could care less. I whisper in her ear “I know what you’re doing”, as I begin to mirror her movements, moving my dick from side to side, pushing in….

With both a whimper and deep breath Teresa takes her hand and begins to run it along my covered dick.. “Oh yeah” she says as I let out a gentle moan, immediately, and slowly, moving my fingers to the base of her giant breasts. I think to myself, “Finally” as I open my hands and grab the biggest pair of tits I’ve ever felt. Teresa let’s out a soft moan, catching her breath enough to say “please fuck me!”

Im so fucking hard I can’t stand it, as I respond “soon baby, soon” as I move my right hand inside her waistband, her pussy and clit my targets. She moans out again as I take my left hand, already squeezing and pinching her left nipple, I quickly grab her throat, pulling her head to my my face, forcefully, T whimpering away “How bad do do you want my dick in you” I whisper as she runs her tongue along her upper lip..

3 seconds later, and not missing a beat, Teresa, her hand in my pants now, my dick in hand……. Actually, it’s more like, “Teresa the magician, her hands suddenly down my pants, with a king fu grip on my dick, a grip so tight she could tell you how many beats per minute my heart was pumping” she’s rapid fire jerking me, it’s to tip, long strong stokes……

In return, my left hand still gripping her neck and my right hand buried in her pussy, I have two fingers fucking her pussy while rubbing and pressing her clit with her thumb.. T, well, she starts to moan and loudly and shake as she nutted all all over my fingers….

Teresa hadn’t been touched like this for some time, that was evident!

I nibble on her ear lobe, as she catches her breath, still feeling the effects of my fingers…. I whisper, “now you can have my dick”, slide me into your pussy” as I turn her to the right, and bend her over her kitchen table.. With my dick rock hard and still in her hand, I grab her ponytail and make my way for her opening.. With my left hand, now gripping the sexiest tits I’ve ever played with, I turn her head toward mine and say “that’s my pussy” as she loudly grunts out “take your pussy” as she rests my dickhead at the opening of her love canal..

Deep breath, deep breath as I tease Teresa with my dick, ready to push in fully, sliding in, the phone rang.. I pause, caught of guard by the phone, I say “fucking figures” as T slams her ass backwards and takes my dick…. “Yeah it does” she says as I quickly remember what my objective is….Pony-tail pulled back, left hand firmly holding a giant tit, sexy mom/wife panting as her wet pussy is ready to make a mess, I lay into to her, hard, deep, and aggressive, phone ringing off the hook…..

Let’s be honest… This didn’t last long… 5-6 minutes later, as our hearts race, Teresa screams out “you’re going to make me cum” in what I can only describe as a surprised tone.. “You’re pussy s soaked i murmur, ponytail still in hand, her back still arched, her moans and pants, now similar to a countdown. She’s ready to blow boys!! I give her everything I have, table creaking, both of us moaning loudly, Teresa’s pussy tightens…..

That’s all it took! In unison, I thrusted as deep as I could into her tightened pussy, and fucking unloaded as T let me know just how appreciative she was, nearly falling over as she came all over my dick. With her ponytail still in hand, left titty still firmly in my clutch, I bit on her ear and neck as we both appreciated just felt the effects of a fantastic nut……

A few minutes later, both of us, chuckling and giddy, completely spun from what just happened, get a drink of water. As I’m guzzling like a thirsty African baby, T pipes up and says “I haven’t came like that in years” as she stood back and took a sip of water, almost shocked at what happened. I ask if everything is ok and she quickly says “oh yes” as she intentionally spills water out of her mouth and down her huge jugs. “Thirsty” she asks as I quickly do what a man with a huge natural tit fetish does, as I grab both tits, in a loving embrace, pull them to my face, kiss her deeply and begin sucking her nipples………

Oh yeah, the ringing phone? That was Sam, I forgot to let him know I had arrived… No worries, 60 seconds after pumping his wife full of my nut, as I’m sucking her tits, Sam called back.. T answered, out of breath, Sam completely unfazed, he babbled away, praising me up and down to T, as she stroked my dick.

Sam, “so happy” that I “gave up my weekend to help him out”, requested me on the phone.. “Yo brother” I shout as he immediately thanks me then starts a long winded diatribe, excited to share the highlights of the bands, the setting and the great food. T, left to her own devices, grabs my dick, fat tits swinging, full naked body, she leads me by my dick to the couch as she holds up two fingers…. Sam, he’s still raving about his stress free hippy induced weekend, clueless to the fact that as I say ”sounds like so much fun brother” his wife is on her back, legs spread, pussy soaked, guiding my dick back in the very same spot Sam used to call home.. Round 2 has indeed started,,

Sam called back the next day, he and I on the phone for quite awhile. I remember him saying “its much more relaxed now” as he immediately started the process of repeating the same shit he said the night before, which led to him thanking me again for getting his wife off his back… “Yeah man, she seems happy to have company” I blurt out as he asks for me to put her on the phone…

“Oh man, she’s at the market” I say, as Sam chuckles quite loudly, blurting out “yeah she loves spending my money,” as he chuckled on, eventually saying “I’ll call later” as he hung up…. I’d imagine he saw a half naked dirty chick, or dudes eating shrooms, which is why he just hung up.. He was “on to the next one” ass they say…

Speaking of which…

I’m triple checking to make sure the phone is off screaming out “I can’t hold it anymore!” T, mouth soaked with saliva and spit, and clearly not at the market, grabs my nuts and slams her face to the base of my dick, not missing a beat, or drop, as she emptied my sack deep in her throat… Like a bitch, I screamed out as I felt every last drop empty my nuts. By the way, a second orgasm not long after a man’s first orgasm is quite intense, it’s quite nice!

Teresa enjoyed sucking my dick with her husband on the phone. Admittedly, I enjoyed it as well. The threat of getting caught is quite addictive. So much so, we test the limits of our sexual prowess weekly. I fuck my friends wife regularly, right under his nose..

Case in point-

Friday before Christmas, while Sam sits in his recliner, stoned out of his mind, eating cookies zoned out, Teresa and I will go for a night walk. Sam completely unfazed and happy to have the tv to himself, clueless that his wife and over night guest are 20 ft away, watching him watch tv, fucking like school kids. Me squeezing her nipples, smacking that ass, pulling her hair, drilling her pussy! Teresa, holding onto a tree, taking my dick from behind like the good girl she is, her fat little pussy tightening as she cums, while empty my seed deep into her, fully embraced, while hubby watches cartoons or some shit…

Or right now.. He just got in the shower. T, in a flannel, no bra, immediately goes in and grabs a tissue, making sure the coast is clear. Sam, fully engulfed in washing his ass has no idea his wife literally walked out of the bathroom, about 10ft, slide her pants down and sat on his buddies dick. Of course, I’m unbuttoning and pulling the monsters out, as the smell of Irish Spring permeates the air..

Till next time..

Two confessions.. well one comment and one confession.

1. The Soapbox board is a waste of server memory
2. There are real people on Tagged, real women, who are into some real nasty shit and they do come here.

I confess that I wish the irritating Live Jasmin window would stop popping up on this site when I go to log in!! Does anybody actually waste their time with that shit anyway??? I know all I have to do is close it but fuck! If I wanted to watch it I'll find it myself, quit shoving it down my throat!

I confess that I drunkenly molested a friend of mine a couple of days ago. Let me start off by saying I am bisexual, and a guy...my friend is a guy as well. If that bothers you, no need to read further.

Two friends and I went to downtown and got a hell of a lot more drunk then we wanted to, fall down, puking etc drunk. We made our way back to our hotel room where one friend passed out in his bed, and I ended up in bed with the other guy. He was beyond wasted...way more so than I was. In my drunken state I convinced him to change clothes, and basically stripped him naked right there.

I climbed in bed and proceeded to play with his cock, suck him off, and even try to push a finger into his virgin ass. I never did get him to cum (a LOT of alcohol didn't help I'm sure) but I did lick his ass, suck his cock, and have one of the best orgasms I've ever had.

Now I see him around, and I can't help by picture his hard cock. I'm terrified he will remember, or worse yet that the third guy in the room realized what was going on. I was drunk too, and so I'm sure I wasn't the most stealthy guy in the world.

Married, drunk, big ass slut I fucked the other night.

Right or wrong?

I was having a drink at the local watering hole with some buds the other night when this chick walks into the bar. Ordinarily nobody would have noticed except that this chick was obviously out of place... the bar is primarily African American. Not sure who or where she came from but she was already half wasted when she came in.

Long story short is I wanted a piece of that big white ass and it was all over the place for the taking. We even went back to her place where I found out she was married with 3 kids... and something about how she had to work so she stayed home while the kids and husband went to the inlaws to celebrate something...... or something like that.

At her house:

She then kneeled down and sucked my cock. She wasn't great and could not deep throat it... but it did feel good. She sat on the bed and I diddled her through her panties some.. and to my surprised she had an orgasm right there.

She then climbed on the bed and saying something about how she wanted it..... and passed out.:

I wasn't sure what I should have done... but in the end I pumped her ass full of black seed. Her ass was not tight and it slid right in... all of it.

I pumped that ass for 20 minutes. She would occasionally come too for a second and wiggle or back it up on to my shaft.

the aftermath:

I then slept on the couch.

The next morning I could tell she regretted what she did. I felt uncomfortable said my good byes and left.

snapped this picture the next morning before I left.. as she was texting.. probably seeing how the kids where doing and to say she had a quite night.

I feel kind of bad but on the other hand she did want it. I have heard of older sluts who just need some large black cock but this is the first I have every met. I don't think she has every done that type of thing and not sure if she will do it again, although I wasn't asking and I cant be sure.

One thing I do know is it was fun grinding that big ass in the bar with the other guys. If I did not go with her somebody else would have. She had an orgasm and I pumped that ass hard.

I wont show her face but here is a tat she had:

If that's your wife... thanks for the ride.

I confess I like to listen to my older sister have sex with her bf.

She's not even supposed to have him in the house, our Dad doesn't like him. But sometimes they come over in the afternoon, before anyone's home. She made me promise not to tell, as if I even would. We've always been close, especially because our Dad is pretty much an asshole most of the time and moreso when he's drunk, which is most nights. Anyway...

Her room is across the hall from mine, and if they go into her room and shut the door, which is maybe once or twice a week, I will listen to what they are up to. At first I just sat in the hallway, because you could kinda hear the bed creaking, which is when I figured out they were actually doing it.

But recently I figured out if I go into my Dad's closet and put my ear to the wall, it's right next to her bed, and I can pretty much hear everything as if it's right there.

They're pretty quiet for the most part. I don't really know exactly what they're doing of course. Maybe it's just oral, because the bed can squeak a lot, but it doesn't usually, just a little eek, eek, eek. However, I know when she's coming because I can hear her breath get louder and louder, and she has a low kind of grunt to it when she's close. And then there's usually a really quick series of squeaks, like, really fast. She whispers: yeah baby, yeah baby. And she lets out a loooong sigh.

I am not so sure I can tell when he cums. Sometimes he seems to be getting into something a bit, because his breathing is different from hers, I don't know how to explain. But he doesn't really do anything that I am sure is orgasm.

Anyway, I like to listen to this and jack off into a sock. And when my sister comes, fuck! I come loads.

It's pretty bad, I spend so much time listening to them. And sometimes they don't even do it. Sometimes I'm in there listening for like 2 hours and they're just talking. And I keep thinking they are about to start, maybe, but they never do. And then I've wasted a whole afternoon.

I think I'm kind of addicted to it, and don't know what I should do.

Oh! And guess what motherless fuckers? I'm not posting any pics of my sister for you guys to spread around the internet, so call bullshit all you want. I don't care!

I confess. After a long sleepless night of fixing up a laptop, downloading and installing the .iso - passing it over to the now 'functioning' laptop, from a Linux system, downloading all the drivers. The Ethernet controller without internet was definitely the most fun part.
Getting all the basic stuff in check and out of the way, of course remembering how shit m$ was and thanking the heavens I got out of that mindless, self-indulging piece of shit most people naively claim is technology.

At around six O'clock in the morning I was just plain bored and too tiered to concentrate and virtually cause some chaos on Battlefield 3. So I thought I'd maybe indulge into a little Omegele trolling(yes, I was that bored and shattered beyond imagination). Of course this led from .gif to .gif and then to .jpgs (the standard shit)
After about twenty seconds of cock, cock, cock and more spineless characters, some random chicks appeared. And even though the idea of them complying to the 'Instant Win' it just felt wrong. Which is rather strange because my no - noes are only teens or younger and scat. But that just felt completely desperate and I wasn't even really bothered to get a eyeful of anything, I mean; cummon ... there is porn EVERYWHERE online - why 'work' for it.
I came to the same conclusion as every time I end up on that bullshit site. I see too much cock, which is not a pleasant site, was still bored shitless and hating that place as always, for some unknown reason I still drift on there from time to time.

In conclusion. If you do indeed feel the need to do this sort of stuff, maybe the urge. It is the probably the most desperate thing you could ever do - that of course, if you are really trying to see some tits.

Go to a hooker, pay her, her soon to be well earned money. Get that stress out of your body and dedicate your time to something more productive in life that just aimlessly trolling people who already are bored senseless anyway.

Or

You could just do what we all do, have done and probably very soon; will be doing again.
Get out of the house - alone, or with friends, that's your choice - go to a bar/pub/club... have a beverage of your liking and talk to someone who tickles your fancy.
Because, at least for me ... It's just much much easier to come here, or any other site with COPIOUS amounts of FREE porn, choose something that gets your rocks off and do your thing. And not spend endless hours wasting time, siving through cocks, loops, people who are not stupid to fall for these old tricks. Oh, did I mention more cocks too ...

That's it.

*big sigh* yet more time and very great nudes wasted on a guy who did not deserve my attention. Where have all the good daddies gone? :(

I don't know why i bother coming online anymore, it used to be fun talking to different people from all over the world and playing games with them. But now all the chat rooms are filled with fat ugly girls that think they are gods gift to men. What makes matters worse is that most of the guys spend all the time begging to see their nasty ass tits on cam. It's not like the internet doesn't have enough free chat rooms with good looking models on it who are naked. I only come online now to check my emails and jerk off to the models before i go to work.
It has been a long time since i have talked to anyone who made me give a shit about what they are saying. Even on tv the women have nothing interesting to talk about, they just stand around trying to be noticed and pulling pouting faces.

My list of women who piss me off for being useless and yet being rich....
helen flanagan
snookie
tulisa
kim kardashiananana (not even going to google it to see how its spelled)
Ke$ha (why the fuck spell your names with a symbol!!)
When i think about the culture we live in i can see why other nations would dispise us. They are going hungry and also don't have fresh drinking water, where as we are wasting stupid amounts of water and food each day. People are getting crazy fat and then they are spending more money on special foods, tablets and ways to get thin. Um here's a thought.... STOP CRAMMING BACON DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECKS! We are also spending our money on whatever piece of shit a celebrity puts their name on.

Am i the only one who feels this way?

We all have loads before we sleep, lets drain in her and not waste it

I was driving from a city to a smaller town on business. It was a hot sunny day, but was keeping my suit and tie on for some reason. As I drove along I began thinking about a very nice gal who I visited with at the outside bar at the motel the night before. Yes, things worked out and she came to my room and it was fantastic. It could only be a one night stand since we both are happily married.

As I thought about the evening, a throbbing erection had a mind of its own. This was a highway with limited traffic...In fact I hadn't seen another vehicle the whole time. I found an entrance to a small gate to a ranch and pulled in. I looked both directions and saw nothing but desert and desert plants.

I got out of the car opened my shirt unzipped my pants and began playing nipples and going for relief. I was so hot I didn't waste any time with slow pleasure...just wanted relief and put a large load on the ground. I zipped up my pants, buttoned my shirt and as I opened the door to get back into the cool car....I looked directly across the narrow highway and there was an old ranch pickup.....two guys smiling at me thru the windshield and they must have really enjoyed the show...because they were clapping!

My relief was replaced with knots in my stomach.

I confess I got hate fucked by an employee.
My name is Alexia and I'm the general manager of a company.
All the staff under me (about 15 people) hate me (probably because I slept with a director to get the job).
This is the story of how one of them got their revenge, and how I loved it.

I had stood up for a date, and was having a drink at the bar and trying not to look too pathetic when I caught sight of one of my employees walking past the window. I carried on sipping my cocktail, before my tipsy mind caught the better of me. I opened up my work phone and found his number. I hesitated a second before deciding not to waste my night (and hopefully not waste my freshly shaved pussy).
'Hey, saw you in town, let me buy you a drink' I wrote on the text, and pressed send.
I'd pretty much given up on a response by the time I finished my drink and I contemplated a taxi and a night in with my battery operated friend. Then my phone buzzed.
'I didn't see you i'm in xx bar, find me and i'll let you buy a round'
I wondered quite how many friends he was out with, but my inner slut screamed 'the more the merrier' as i felt myself begin to moisten.
I made my way to xx bar and tipsily made my way to the toilet. I did a quick bump of coke and checked my makeup. Feeling confident (and increasingly wet) I made my way out to the club to find my employee.
I found him sitting on a couch, he was sat on a couch chatting with two of his friends. I pulled down my top to expose a little more cleavage and walked over.
'So what are you boys drinking?' I asked and made my best eyes at one of his friends.
The group of them laughed, and I knew they knew who I was, but I didn't care as long as one (or more than one) of them were in me by the end of the night.
'three beers' I heard my employee say
'only if you introduce me first' i said with a big flirtatious wink.
he laughed again 'boys this is my boss' he announced
With that I grabbed one of his friends' hands and dragged him to the bar with me. He looked at me dumbfounded and i pulled him close to me, so my tits were pressing into his chest. I could see him looking down my dress as I said
'I'll need help carrying all these drinks', he smiled the knowing smile of a man who knew a sure thing when he saw one and followed me to the bar.
When we got to the bar, I ordered the beers as instructed and a round of shots too and we carried them back to the table. We did the shots and sat around drinking the beers as my employee and his friends made barely hidden jokes at my expense. I would have loved to have been offended, but I confess motherless, the torrent of abuse just turned me on.
When one of his friends got up to go to the toilet, I decided I was going to try and get my first lay of the night. I got up seconds after him and followed him to the bathroom, expecting him to notice me walking behind him, but as I got closer i felt some grab my hand and drag me. I spun to see my employee dragging me towards a fire escape.
He barged through the door and i smiled a wicked smile, knowing what he was about to do. He pushed me against a wall and he his hand was immediately under my dress, rubbing at my clit over my dripping panties. He covered my mouth with his other hand as I moaned and my eyes were rolling into the back of my head as the door closed.
I couldn't have planned this better, this was exactly what I wanted and I had my first orgasm more from the situation than from his hand stimulating my cunt.
My hands were free and I thought about playing along and trying to fight him off for a second, but I knew I wouldn't be fooling either of us, so I pulled him closer and undid the zipper of his jeans. His cock was smallish but rock hard, so I pulled it out, and started to roughly wank him.
His hands left my slit and my mouth and he gripped my dress, he started to pull it down when I squeezed his cock and moaned
'rip it'
he gripped it (and he was a pretty athletic guy so this was hot as hell for me) and ripped the front of my dress open.
I knew then that I was a slut for the night and I had no way of hiding it, he pulled my bra down to expose my puffy big nipples to the cold night air and i moaned again, his fingers pinched and pulled at my nipples as I felt his pre-cum spread all over my hand.
feeling hungry I thought it was about time I took a knee. Normally I'm pretty self conscious about sucking cock, but something about coke makes me crave it like nothing else. i licked the salty tip and before I'd even got my mouth fully around he'd grabbed my hair and was pulling me onto it. He pulled me about halfway down before I first gagged, and he let me out for air. As he did I slipped a hand between my legs and pulled my thong down a little and slipped a finger inside myself. Then i braced and said hungrily
'next time, don't stop'
he yanked me back onto his cock and i managed to get it a little further before gagging, this time he knew what i wanted and started to buck into my mouth as i heaved. i curved my finger towards my g-spot and found myself in heaven as my mouth was being fucked like never before.
As I came for the second time i felt him grab my hair and pull me backwards, i was screaming loudly as he spat in my face i could see he was close to cumming when he pulled me back to standing and turned me around and bent me over. He threw my skirt up over my hips and looked at my ass for a minute.
then he pulled himself close to me and lined his cock against my slick opening.
finally he penetrated me.
'fuck me' i shouted at him over my shoulder and he obliged.
His cock felt twice it's size in my swollen sensitive snatch and he ploughed me good and hard. As my thrid orgasm approached I could feel him begin to twitch, I knew I wasn't on birth control, but my inner slut didn't care.
'cum in me, breed me' i moaned
Sadly he pulled out and kneeled me down in front of him as he stroked his cock in front of my face.
'whore, fucking whore' he said before unleashing his thick cum all over me.
I licked a little off my face before standing up.
I spied the way out of the alley and, to my horny amusment there was a small crowd applauding.
'I'm going home, give me a text when you're done here, bring your friends' i whispered to him, before pulling my dress over me as best i could and walking towards my adoring fans.

I found out one of my school mates has been fucking my mom now for years. I had been away for my first year at college and the SOB has been banging my mom. My dad doesn't know and I just find out a few weeks ago from billy himself after we got shit faced at a party and he let it slip. I asked him when it started and he told me that night he stayed over after our high school prom & grad party at my place. I was to wasted that night to remember much of anything but I do know she can be a tease sometimes and she always did seem to like billy. I confronted my mom and she broke down crying and tried to tell me she was so lonely and needed attention, dad hardly noticed her.
This was not a good thing to discuss with a horny 19 year old and when she told me she missed me the most of all with tears in her eyes I couldn't help but hug her. Sparks jumped between us as she layed against me in her thin summer dress and my arm rapped around her, I could feel her soft breasts press against my chests, tight nipples poking me, my heart racing my cock growing as I kissed her cheek. She turned her head and our lips met and at that moment I knew our relationship was about to change.

Online Dating

I went on to an online dating site.

I looking over many many profiles. A wide variety of different women describing what they want from a man. Different women seeking different things.

After a good while I came to a conclusion.

I decided that I am going to get a dog to keep me company.

I mean, why would I want to any of these women to waste their time?

And MAYBE I’ll also hire a cleaning lady. But I’m not entirely sure about that yet.

There is this older chick at work who is super into fitness and working out, very muscular but still feminine enough looking to be hot. Its not normally my cup of tea, but she just screams fuck me with the stuff she wears to work.

I just broke up with my GF and she found out, turned up the teasing at work so I said fuck it...why not

I went over to her house after work on Friday. She is very blunt and opened the door naked. Once I came inside we didnt waste any time and went straight to her room. She didnt even have to ask, I was naked in a second.

I laid on the bed and she got on top. I was raging hard but she wanted to give me a massage. I wanted to fuck, but I thought hell I will get a massage and then fuck her. She had a very controlling feel about her, and to my surprise I kind of liked it.

After a few minutes of massaging she started to whisper in my ear how "I was making mommy so wet with my moaning". I wasnt sure if she meant it as an incest roleplay or not but I loved it as Im into incest roleplay.

After massaging every inch of my body she sat on my face and made me eat her out. She was soaking wet and it was the best tasting pussy I have ever had, it was so sweet and fresh tasting.

She kept teasing my cock, slowly, and I was on the edge of cumming and she knew it.
She started squirting all over my face and it seemed like it was never going to stop.

She wrapped her lips around my cock and I instantly started to cum. She got up off my face, turned around sitting on my chest and held me down, and kissed me pushing all my cum into my mouth. I was so turned on I didnt care.

We spent hours fucking, sucking, eating her out until we passed out. She definitely took control the whole time and it was nice being able to let go and be her boy toy.

I was completely drained and slept very hard that night. I woke up with her under the blankets putting a cock cage on me. I kinda freaked out as I woke up, but I wasnt about to tell her no.

She got out of bed wearing the sexiest panties. Black and red lace with strings and...just fuck, they were hot.

I just laid there in bed not knowing what to say as she put on a strapon with an evil grin on her face.

She got back ontop of me and said "If youre a good lil boy for mommy for one week and only cum from me fucking you...you can have mommy for one week any way you want after"

Nothing else was said but we both knew I agreed. She lubed up and started fingering my ass toying me. I strained against the cock cage and it was so sexy. She aimed her strapon for my ass and put my legs around her.

As she slid into my ass she made me beg for more, made me beg for mommy to make me cum.
After about 15 minutes of her fucking me, I had my first 100% prostate orgasm. I had used toys before, but never came just from them.

We have met up every day now and she makes me cum insanely hard fucking my ass...

What should I do with her next week??

My sisters best friend is a lesbian, she's incredibly gorgeous, and all that is wasted on her because of her sexuality. Every night i fantasies about fucking her holes until she loves cock. Just filling her up with my cum, maybe pass her around my friends to really drive it into her that her body was made for men to enjoy.

Young successful business type 23yo bi male in London, looking for an intelligent and curious dirty girl for regular sexy fun, 18 to 28, and social occasions.

You will be treated like a princess, as long as you don't waste my time.

Two simple rules:

1. I control
2. No drama

Asian women share tips on how to catch a man and keep him happy.

For generations Asian women learned how to treat a man by following rules laid down by Thai philosopher Sunthron Phu in his book Maxims for Teaching Women. Now they�ve taken his words of wisdom that have been passsed down fro more than 2,000 years and updated them to deal with men in 2012.

Here are the winning recommendations for Western women who want to trade be successful in love and marriage:

1) YOUR MAN IS KING - Remember that your man/husband comes first � before you, your parents, your outside interests or even your children
2) RISE EARLY. Get up in the morning before your man does. Make sure you prepare a healthy breakfast so he gets a good start on the day. Even if you have to leave before him, make sure he has a nice breakfast waiting for him when he comes into the kitchen in the morning.
3) NEVER NAG. Never, ever. If he wants to stop off after work and have a few drinks with his buddies, that�s his business. If he forgot to take out the garbage � do it yourself.
4) BE AT HOME. Make sure you�re always at home when he gets in from a hard day at the office. Even if you are working, make sure you get home to your man/husband as soon as possible.
5) SMILE. Always greet your man with a smile on your face and, if you can, a cold drink in your hand.
6) DINNER READY. If you are home, or get home first, always have a delicious dinner ready to be served. And if he comes home feeling tense, give him a massage to ease his aches and pains.
7) LET HIM HANG WITH FRIENDS. If your man wants to have his buddies over for a night of poker, or football, or video games, don�t get mad. Encourage it and make sure you�ve got lots of sandwiches and cold beer on hand to serve them.
8) ASK FIRST. Always ask him first before you go spending his hard-earned money, or even your hard-earned money, to buy something for yourself.
9) REMOTE CONTROL. Let him choose the programs you watch onteleveision. The television is man�s domain� he should be in charge. And only Netflix/rent HIS favorite movies or TV shows.
10) OBEY. Don�t do things your husband doesn�t approve of. And don�t complain about it. If he doesn�t want you wasting your time watching soap operas or having coffee with a neighbor, obey him. You�ll both be happier for it.
11) WILD IN BED. Be a temptress in bed. If he likes you in sexy lingerie, wear it. Be shy and demure when you�re out in public, but once the lights are out, let him know he�s the only man in the world who can please you.
2) KNOW SPORTS. Bone up on sports so you�ll have something to talk about. But always let him start the conversation.

13) KEEP FIT. Keep yourself in shape and always dress nicely so you�ll be a wife any husband would be proud to have.
14) CLEANING. Keep your home spic and span at all times. It should look like you�re expecting company. And the laundry should always be done. Your man should never have to look for clean socks or underwear and his shirts should all be ironed � by you.

Follow ALL these steps and you will be happy for the rest of your life!

I confess i really want to fuck the wife of my best friend. She is a gorgeous girl and drives me mad everytime i see her. The problem is that she seems to be absoltely not open to have sex with anyone but her man. I don't know if would actually maybe be easier to get them both to do a threesome with me. I would say my best friend wouldn't have a problem with it, but his girl most likely has. When we joked around at some time about sexual topics she said she wouldn't want to have threesomes.

Do you thing there is a way to get to fuck her? I will be staying over in some days after a party, but its planned that we stay in different rooms, and they will most likely not get wasted enough to do anything "because they are drunk".

Give me your plans on how you would try to fuck that girl.

I confess, I'm going to fuck this lady tomorrow night.
She wants me to arrange am audience. She doesn't care how.
She says she will get as fuckef up as need be.
So. . we are going to get her wasted, and me and a friend of mine will tag team her on camera.
While we are fucking her we are going to make her answer questions about her of age daughter. Then we will have her describe how her dad and uncles molested her, while we are nailing herif you wanna watch, hit me up.

People do stupid shit in college. While fucking around one night we ended up punching a hole in the closet door. Not wanting it to go to waste we lines it and turned it into a glory hole. At co-ed parties we'd all get shit-faced, a girl would go in and there ya go. Anyhow I was partial to one of my roommates sisters. She looked awesome, giant cups, thought it'd be fun to get her in there. It took a few beers but eventually we got her in there with the headphones on (so she can't hear/recognize a voice). I pop my cock through and her drunken ass goes to town. No clue if she had a boyfriend, don't care. I made it all of 15 minutes before I drained my balls. I zip up and go to walk out when my roommate walks in completely shitfaced. I'm trying to talk him out of it, he's beyond drunk and he pops his cock in. I'm trying not to laugh as I see his expression change. I made it 15, fucker doesn't even make it 5 before she gets a mouthful. We walk out and one of the other girls trades spots and the night goes on. This was 15 years ago.

20 minutes ago we're all sitting at the bar talking about college days. Roommate and his sister flew out for this reunion. At the bar we joked about the gloryhole. The girls wanted to know which guys, some guys wanted to know which girls. His sister is bragging about sucking off 2 guys back to back. I admit I was the first guy. It takes a minute but then they both realize who number 2 was. They looked horrified. Everyone else was laughing like a motherfucker.