Shaved snatch is played out - there's more of these shaved olive looking body parts, than there is olives in Martini's. Don't bother with the suggestion, I drank a couple of martini's and my opinion didn't change - asshole

Our Cock Skin Is Thin

Why is it that our cock skin is so thin,

you start the process from a dirty thought or sin.

The buckle, button, and zipper first, then slip,

out comes the semi-stiff log with a little sap drip.

Click-clack, tip-type away,

finding the perfect guilty pleasure of the day.

Some like it soft, some like it hard,

there are those who like to watch the animals go at it in the yard.

The touch begins when the whistle blows,

what is soft is now hard and the stroke starts slow.

Skin rolls, skin folds, skin taut,

up and down the straight or bent rod, with lotion or not.

The story develops and the characters appear,

the grinding grows by the second, and so does the spear.

The grasp grows tighter and the moment comes close,

focus tunneled and crispy as a withering petaled rose.

The dry spiked pleasure blends with pain,

a tasteful finish of warm seedling is the final feign.

The screen scream screech highest note,

flow from the ovals through the tubes to the world it coats.

Burning, tingling, browned, mashed banana peel,

the gain wears thin and guilt sets in,

lacking feeling, emotional blissfully teal,

Until next layer grows in, wallowing reality begins.

Until we meet again–goodbye old snakeskin,

–Oliver Twain

I CONFESS I JUST FINISHED EATING UP A WHOLE CONTAINER OF CLASSIC HUMMUS WITH A FEW PITAS ALL BY MYSELF AND I DRIZZLED SOME OLIVE OIL ALL OVER THE HUMMUS

How often do you see a woman in public that you really think is gorgeous and want to fuck? Yesterday while out with my family I saw this lady. She had perfect olive skin, great smile and a nice thick body great for fucking. Wish I had got more pictures for you guys.

WHAT NATIONALITY WAS JESUS?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Greetings Fellow Sexual Aficionados,

I am Oliver Twain. I come forth here today with an introduction of myself, as well as a request that will hopefully benefit every one of you today and forevermore. The request I bring forth to you all is a simple one that is open to everyone: Give me a topic or a short description of a fantasy situation of yours that you would like turned into an actual story with plot, characters, and steamy situations. I will do everything in my possession to produce the stories that will bring you the most pleasure. Therefore, I call upon every one of you to allow me to make your fantasies a descriptive reality. The only limitation is your imagination.

Sincerely Yours,

Mr. Oliver Twain

I want to fuck my nieghbor so bad ! Shes a single mom in her late 20's long black hair olive skined girl. Perfect ass , a cups , but I'm married and in my early 30's. We text back and forth and have talked a lot during chance encounters but man I wish I knew away to approach her about a no strings attached relationship without makng things weird or getting in trouble . Maybe somebody has some advice on tried and true ways to "test the waters" ?

Hi im 26/m/sydney ... Is there anyone from oz here? Feel like just sucking cock without the hastle of small talk? Or If u feel the sudden urge to meet up and get mouth fucked in a dark street inbox me for my toe user, & we can organize a meet. plz only girls reply.
Own car, will drive to wherever u are aslong as u suck sloppy, and swallow seed.
Tall, muscular build,olive skin, mixed race

i confess that i want to fuck my best friends wife. i know she is a slut, she has slept with all his mates but me. We have been at the beach and she would flash me her tits and pussy trying to get me to fuck her, but i stayed loyal to my mate.
Shes about 40, 5ft4, 45-50kgs, olive skin, almost no tits at all a tiny little a cup with dark brown nipples, a hairy pussy only trimmed to the bikini line.
According to what i have heard from our other mates she has fucked, she gives amazing head and swallows like the slut she is, and even after having 4 kids she has the tightest cunt.
Now i regret not taking my chance to fuck her and if i get another chance, im gonna fuck all her holes and make her my slut

I need help finding a flick from a while ago. The scene was one of those nicely done artistic ones featuring a male teacher and schoolgirl having sex on a desk in an abandoned school building. I believe the scene may is Euro made. The girl has on a pink skirt and olive sweater with possibly a flower on it. They start off walking through a field flirting and enter the old school building to have sex. One part of the scene shows her bent over the table getting fucked as the camera goes down to watch their feet as the table slides from the thrusts. I would really love to see this flick again if anyone can help.

if olive-oil is made from olives, then what's baby-oil made from?
i've stumbled across a nation-wide scandal.

Hey all, I need your help.

I'm looking for a video that was posted about a month and a half ago and made the top comments for a few days. It looked like it was from Cam4 and had two girls (one was olive skin, the other white) and one guy. The one was his gf and the other was her friend. Someone bid enough tokens to have the friend give the bf a blowjob. Please let me know if anyone has info on the video. Thanks!

Hi everybody. I go to a lot of Renaissance Faires and similar events, and kissing games (and more) are very popular with all ages, especially after dark, after the public is gone, and topless or naked bellydancing, making out with strangers and having sex in the tents or right out on the grass can be popular pasttimes at some of them. A sample kissing game is "cloven fruit" where one person hands another a piece of fruit with cloves stuck in it. If the recipient takes a clove out with their fingers, the giver kisses them on the hand. If they take it out with their teeth, the giver kisses them on the mouth, & it goes as far as they both want, but the recipient has to pass the fruit on to someone else.

(By the way, I'm a slim goateed blond man in his thirties)

At one campfire, I was kissing a beautiful, busty black-haired girl in a princess dress and corset, while a bunch of other people were playing kissing games as well. After kissing her mouth & neck for a while, I yanked her top down & started sucking on her breasts. After a while, 2 other guys started making out with her as well, me sucking one breast, another guy sucking on the other breast and the 3rd guy kissing her.

At another event during the day, 2 cute girls I was friends with grabbed me & started taking turns kissing me with no warning.

At yet another event at night, one hot girl with short dark hair walked up to me & said "My name's Trouble" and stuck her tongue down my throat and felt me up. A while later another guy and I were making out with her and feeling her up. She then did a strip tease in front of a large group at a bonfire until a party-pooper stopped her. These were all at parties with a large number of people around.

In front of one tent (after hours) a group of us were drinking and making out; one couple was obviously surreptitiously having sex in a sleeping bag. After everyone else wandered away or inside, the girl I was kissing (we were both sitting on the grass) shoved me over, yanked my pants down and sucked my cock. We had sex on the lawn in the middle of the park.

In keeping more with the tone for this particular message board, I've seen some kids playing, too. One group of 10-13 year olds was playing "Spin the Bottle" on the grass away from the adults, but weren't doing anything too serious. Later on, though, one lovely olive-skinned girl, about 12 and developing, with shoulder-length black hair and big lips, was sitting with a 13-year old boy at the campfire with all the adults, and I realized she was giving him a hand job through his sweat pants right there in front of everybody- until a mother noticed & made them stop & sit apart. Kids games of "Truth or Dare" apparently get interesting, too; I know that one buff 11-year old gymnast girl, a real kewtie with straight blond hair, ran naked back & forth thru the campsite on a dare at night. Some growing girls in their early & mid teens have costumes that don't fit quite right, and sometimes a nipple or entire bare breast pops out.

At one public ren-fair, two male models (buff guys with short dark hair) were showing off a couple of modern kilts that snap together, when one ripped the kilt off of the other, leaving him naked in the middle of the crowded lunch area, right in front of a bunch of girls in their early teens in princess costumes. They seemed to enjoy the show.

"Kilt checks" are popular. See, men wearing kilts aren't supposed to be wearing any underwear, so some women & girls ask if they can perform a kilt check to make sure. The most modest way is to feel up the outside of the kilt for panty lines. The next level is to feel up the inside of the back of the kilt and grab the guy's bare bottom. Some girls actually feel up the inside of the front of the kilt, and feel or even stroke what they find there. I read on another forum some people complaining about an event they had witnessed, where one woman got down on her knees and stroked under the front of the kilts of five guys in a row, for several minutes at a time, right at the busy crowded front gate of the faire. I knew a girl who taught her 11-year old sister (a freckled blond kewtie in a princess dress and a plastic tribal collar-necklace) how to do kilt checks, but I only heard about it afterward and didn't get to see her feeling up & stroking strange men in the middle of a crowded public park, or to be one of them.

"Capturing" people & making them "slaves" is popular among the goth kids, but they almost never do anything interesting with the idea. One time though, this trio of hot goth girls aged 15-17 was a lot more interesting, when they were getting tied up & spanked. The tall one with a black pageboy haircut got her black minidress pulled up for her spanking & wasn't wearing any underwear, and had the loveliest shaved slit. The henna-haired punk girl in jeans & t-shirt insisted on pulling her jeans down to show us her shaved kitty as well. The top-knotted petite one in the pink minidress & black leather bra came back for me the next day and we spent a wonderful afternoon making out naked in a closed historical display tent.

One late night two 15-ish punk rock girls were thrown out of one encampment for stripping naked & making out with each other, and my friends & I wished we had a large party tent for them to resume, but we didn't. One was a super-cute pink-haired pixie holding her clothes in front of her instead of putting them back on.

Afterparties at the non-public events used to have naked bellydancers and public blow jobs more frequently than they do now (at least at the parties I've been getting to). But recently, one blond hottie with glasses was dropping her ill-fitting dress to the ground both day & night (no bra or panties) and giving head to whomever asked. She's also quite fond of having sex on the battlefield after hours, with whomever.

Very recently, wandering camp to camp with a girl after hours at my local ren fair, when we passed a couple standing up making out in the middle of the path, with the woman stroking under the man's kilt, my companion and I started making out, and she dropped and gave me a blowjob while the other couple a few yards behind us dropped the ground and had sex.

I have to confess that about 10 years ago before I got married I was at the beach with 2 other buddies. When we went to pick some supplies at the local convenient store there were 3 young skateboarder punky looking kids hanging out outside (2 guys & 1 girl). They looked to be about 13-14. The girl was wearing a tank top and surfer shorts. She had short dark hair, olive skin, blue eyes and nice puffy young tits. They asked us if we would buy them some beer. My buddy said no but that the girl could come back to our cottage and drink with us. To my surprise she agreed, ditched her friends and came back with us.

When we got back to the cottage me and the other buddy left then alone and went to the beach. When we came back to the cottage about 2 hours later they were in his bedroom. They heard us out in the living room and came out. She was drunk and wearing his robe with nothing underneath. He followed her out and all he had on was a towel wrapped around his waist. The girl came over and stood next to me where I was sitting on a couch. My buddy had obviously been fucking this girl for awhile. It made me really horny and I decided I wanted some too even if she was WAY too young to fuck legally.

I reached up the back of the robe and started to feel her ass. She didn't stop me so I pressed my hand up and started to feel her pussy from behind. Her pussy was soaking wet...a combination of my buddies cum dripping out of her and her own juices.

I stood up, took her by the hand and led her back to my buddies bedroom. The other 2 guys followed me. I pulled off the robe so that she was naked. She was beautiful. Perfect young puffy tits, a smattering of pussy hair and that beautiful combination of blue eyes, dark hair and olive skin. I pulled off my pants and got her to start sucking my cock while my buddies watched. She may have been young but this was definitely not the first cock she had sucked.

After a few minutes I took off the rest of my clothes, laid her on the bed, climbed on top and started to fuck her young cum filled pussy. Her pussy was tight, but very juicy and I slid in easily. One of my buddies climbed up next to her, took his cock and put in in her mouth. It was the biggest cock I had ever seen...definitely over 8 inches and thick. I was fucking her missionary style and sucking her lil tits and kissing her neck and staring at him jacking his big cock in the young girls mouth only inches away from me. After a few minutes he blew a big load in her mouth and on her cheek. It was such a turn on. I came quickly after that, rolled off and gave the other buddy his chance.

All 3 of us gangbanged that young girl all afternoon. After we had each cum a few times we started to get paranoid and wanted to get rid of her. My buddy got her in his car, drove her back to that convenient store and dropped her off. For the rest of the week I was anxious that she might tell and we'd get a visit from someone we didn't want to see, her dad or worse the police. I was relieved when the week was over and nothing happened.

Since then I get horny every once in awhile and jack off daydreaming about that afternoon. I wished I had gotten her to tell me how to get in touch with her again, because that sure was fun. I wonder what she is up to these days?

My father married a few years earlier to this very young thai woman. She is 5 ft. 1, olive tan skin, dark eyes and hair, and weighs about 105. She has the tightest little ass and a firm b cup sized breast. Though she is only a few years older than me, I have always looked at her as a stepmom, that is untill just before I movee away. That is when I was in the kitchen one day and looked into her bedroom where she was standing in a pair of sheer white panties and a towel around her head. I was timid and did nothing at the time but dream about how smooth her body was.

A few days ago I recieved a call from my boss informing me that I was not going to be needed and could go home for the holidays. Thinking my parents were away on a trip, I went into the house, set my things in my old room, showered and already had a pair of boxers on. Coming in from the back porch after a smoke I look up and am staring right at my step mothers eyes and she is staring m=at the growing bulge in my pants. She shuffled off into the bed room with a grin from ear to ear shutting the door behind her.

The next day after talking to my dad and realizing their trip had been delayed a coulpe of months, I told him I would help out around the house and get a few things done for him. Seeing as my step mom stays at home, I was using this as a chance to catch some glances of her sexy tight ass and firm tits. While he was at work she decided to wash the dog in this little ass white t shirt and track shorts. When she was done, she called me in to get the dog out of the tub. As I did, I looked over and saw her nipples all hard through the wet shirt. I made a point to accidently rub up against her while I was turning with the dog. When I set the dog down, she told me to hand her my jeans and shirt so she could wash it before it started smelling like wet dog. I hesitated but I did, then she took off the track pants and exposed a pair of sheer white boy shorts. I was instantly arroused and she noticed. She slightly grinned and said she did not mean to cause that and suggested I go take care of it in my room. I did, but I left the door cracked for her to watch in case she wanted.

Two days later, which was last night, my father fell asleep after having a few beers, leaving me and my stepmom. She checked on him after 20 minutes and then came back. The first thing she asked was did I leave my door open on purpose, because she enjoyed watching. She asked if she could watch again. I made a delal if we could play a little then she could. I took some talking but she agreed.

I took her to the back patio and had her lay on a sun chair. I then had her strip slowly for me layer by layer, looking forward to seeing her body shiver in this cold weather. as she finally lay there naked, I came up and ran my fingers between her legs and tasted my first asian pussy. It was one of the best times I have had, due mainly to the fact it was my step mom. After a while of eating her, she decided she had to return the favor to me so she did not feel guilty.

She took my cock in her hand and played with my balls at first, flicking with her tounge a little at first. Then all of a sudden she took my 8 in. in one go. I was very arroused seeing how only one other girl has taken my dick like that. After she was finished she went inside and showered to clean up before going to bed. She said she was looking forward to my stay her and is going to make sure I get to some things on her list as well.

I am here for 7 more days. Leave me some comments if you want to hear what else, if anything else happens.

I confess that my new hobby started as an initial statement against the invasive TSA procedures. My job requires me to travel every couple of weeks. I got tired of the pat downs, the questions, the shoes, belts,etc. The final straw was the new screening machines that look at every nook and cranny of your body.

So a few trips ago I replicated the stunt from Jack Ass where they stuck a toy car in a condom and inserted it in the guys anus. Sure enough they all went balistic and took me in another room made me strip and held me down and stuck a finger in my butt found the car and took it out. For some reason they didn't think it was funny. I not only found it hilarious but also found myself somewhat stimulated. Well after some questioning they let me continue my trip. I told them I was at a bachelor party and passed out and some friends must have pranked me. Well ok one guy laughed.

Another trip I found a bunch of small ball bearings, lubed up my ass with olive oil and again got pulled aside. Stripped and probed. The joke was one them this time as I also took a medical doss of laxatives right before hand. The fat TSA guy didn't get more than one knuckle in before I shat all over his arm. HA HA HA!!! When they finally let me up I didn't even try to hold back. One guy even puked! Must have been all the German sausage and sushi I had been eating for three days. Well this time I told them it was a medical device for colonic therapy. They looked askance at me but eventually let me go. They didn't allow me to clean up completely though and I stank out the whole plane. One of the pilots even came on the intercom and asked what the smell was. So I felt kinda bad at that one.

Yet another trip I used a high density resin epoxy butt plug. This time I just plain told them I was a dirty fag which of course I am not. I am married with children and love my wife. Well I knew they would not want to discriminate against homosexuals so maybe this is the best course of action.

So now I mostly just rely on butt plugs of different varieties. Most of the TSA guys have come to know me by name and I feel we have developed a sort of friendly fraternity over this. Well except for the guy I shit on.

Does this make me gay?

I watch the Disney show, ANT Farm just to see the damn cute blonde girl on there. Her name is Olive on the show. I love it when she is wearing red lipstick. Damn I could bang one out to her constantly. Love that little hottie.

Lost my virginity to this olive skinned babe many years ago. 

My name is Oliver, I'm 41y.o and I'm looking for the girl of my dreams, check out my profile and get back to me.

FYI, DIY pocket pussy = 1 mid sized pringles can, 2 kitchen sponges, 1 rubber glove, and a little olive oil! Cheapest date in town!

Pittsburgh, 420 friendly looking for some smash. Mount Oliver and surrounding.

I confess i am in love with olive from the ant farm series. What a jot little cunt.

First time gay shit - super unexpected

I'm a former military guy and I've tried to stay in shape. I go to the gym about 5 times a week. I'm only about 5' 8", but athletically built around 160 lbs. I was at a gym, while traveling through NJ, and found myself working out next to a very smallish built young man (5' 2", 110lbs max). He was doing the same muscle group I was and asked if he could workout with me. I thought it was a little strange, but he was nice and had a good smile, nice olive skin, and was young... I am straight - but I think I can still appreciate beauty, even in other men. And this little guy was pretty... and very gay. I would never work out with him in my home town... but I live in California, and this is New Jersey, so I thought, why not? He seems nice and I don't wanna seem like I'm homophobic or something.

So here we are. I've been working out sense I was a kid. I've wrestled sense I was 10 and have the screwed up ears to prove it. I am, frankly, very rough around the edges. I can be a little over bearing and down right mean when I am your wrestling coach. Or, in this case, your workout partner. So I was these things with him. I made him workout harder than he normally would. He had absolutely no upper body strength but did have a firm build (to be 18 again!!). Again, he was openly gay: even had a rainbow shirt that said, "born this way". It was a little embarrassing, but like I said: I didn't know any of those people.

We probably worked out for a solid hour and a half. I found myself getting a little turned on by how I could make him push harder or do a few more reps. I would talk trash. Tell him that god hates quitters more than gays. I would always smile a little so he would know I was kidding... but I think he liked it more if I was serious.

I found myself helping him with his technique. I would pull his shoulders back, or push his waist in. Giving him instructions and when he did it correctly, I'd say to him, in a very low voice, "good boy."

Fast forward to when we are finally done, and I am surprisingly warn out. I got a very good workout in. He was also red faced (at least as red as his skin would show...) and obviously fatigued. And sense I'd never been to that gym, I asked if there were showers. He said yes, and we went off to the locker rooms.

The showers were probably the nicest I had ever seen in a gym. You had your own little changing room that would lead to your own shower. They were also very roomy.

I'm in there and I planned on just rinsing off, sense I didn't bring shampoo and figured I would shower at my hotel after dinner. But then thought better of it and simply asked my new workout partner (yelling over the sounds of the other showers) if he had shampoo I could use. He yells back (a little to gay-ish) that he did. He'll bring it over.

I expect him to set it on my bench in the changing room... then tell me its there and I'd come out of the shower and grab it. But this little homo walks right into my stall with it. Naked. And I am perfectly speechless. I stand there and can't quite believe my eyes. He has this look of confusion and then he looks a little panicked. He drops the bottle he had and put his hands over his face and turns to leave.

Now... a million things are going through my head. And I can still remember - vividly - how torn I was. I would NEVER turn down a women that did something like this. The risk he took... the way he put himself out there... I was flattered. But I'm not into guys. But also... I don't know anyone in this town. So in about 2 seconds I decide to at the minimum stop him and tell him its all good. I follow him out to the outer changing area and I grab his shoulders and pull him back away from the little room door. He starts covering his face again and looking down at the ground. He won't look up at me and I'm not trying to even talk at all because someone may hear me (like who would I be talking to?!).

I simply don't know what to do, and as he begins to sob (like a girl... an f-ing girl!), I start to rub his back and in as low a voice as I can, whisper near his ear:  "Its all good... your a good boy".

I don't, for the life of me, know why I said that.   But I repeated it again, cause I could tell it was working.  I brought him closer to me and repeated it: "its ok... no worries... thats a good boy".  "your a good boy"  "your my good boy, right?"

And then I brought my hands up his back, lifting them off and placed my elbows on his shoulders (like i was going to hug his head to my chest), and pushed lightly down...  and without much resistance at all, he went to his knees. He looked up at me and I thought he was a little worried still.  He was nervous and worried...  So i said its Ok.. be a good boy. And he took my cock in his mouth.

He sucked on me for probably 5 minutes until I got nice and hard.  I couldn't hear dick sucking noises because it was so noisy in there. But it did feel fantastic.  He was being a good little cock sucker and I can respect that.

I let him suck me deep and hard until I felt like I was close. I pulled his head away and turned him around. I pushed him forward and pulled his hips up while I forced his knees apart.  I used a bit more force than i needed, but I was determined to get my cock in his little round ass before i got soft.  I thought about a condom, but simply didn't care.  I would have used one if he asked me to, but he didn't so i didn't offer.  

I spit on my dick and spit on his asshole.  Then started easing it in... eventually getting balls deep.  Spitting some more every few seconds.  I'm not a big guy, but his ass was tight.

I eventually pushed him all the way down to his stomach.  My favorite position when I'm fucking a women.  I fucked him as hard as I dared.  But I couldn't afford a clapping sound.  At some point I got off and had him follow me into the shower.  I fucked him a bit harder - standing up of course. But the shower sounds masked the sounds from the other showers so I was comfortable putting a little more on him.

And then I came.   It built slowly and came on with a vengeance.  It never crossed my mind to ask him were he wanted it.  The moment I called him a good boy, I new I was Cumming in his ass.

We walked out of that gym together - and I got his number.  I was in town a few times a year before I moved to NJ for about 3 months where I fucked him regularly.

I always made him wear girls panties and enjoyed making him cry before he was to suck my cock and get fucked.  I wonder how he has been.

I confess that I wish I had taken video or a pic, but this girl at Starbucks tonight while I was waiting to order my hot chocolate kept bending over and licking and sucking the excess coffee out of her cup so she could put the cover on! Extremely erotic! She licked her lips afterward and had a long, fleshy tongue! I came while watching her! :-O I couldn't tell if the guy she was with was her bf or just a friend, they never kissed or anything, and she was looking at the girl who was sitting with them in what seemed like a flirtatious manner. She also looked over at me several times! :-O She was not skinny, but she was still proportionate, and she had olive skin and a nice ass and a big nose. Looked Israeli almost. :) There's a girl at Pizza My Heart who is more in shape, with a nice firm body, and also has olive skin and a big nose, but this girl at Starbucks was also very beautiful! :-O