I use to be very impulsive when somebody (especially my mum and sis') critics me... I become really hungry and hurt people...

Such a bullshit, people doesn't understand i'm working on my character trying to behave better, act with less impulsiveness...

And today was the big day, my mum found out i was smooking marijuana for years and she's gonna throw me out...

Life is hard...

Let me be your favorite redhead mum

I hate my son in law, he's 16 and acts like a five year old, in 1 year he's destroyed 3 xboxes and 2 laptops. I had a big fallout with him over the last laptop. He hid behind his mum and said "so what I've smashed up another laptop, what ya gonna do about it big man" I said nothing but I do most of the cooking in the house!! Hmm I wonder what I can do about it? Smirk that off little man!!as you eat my cum, shit ect I might even stew one of his mums sanitary towels up for him in a chilli!!!

while dropping of some clothes for my ex girlfriend at her mothers I was having a coffee when she asked me if I had ever dressed up as a women on a stag or boys do, I said just the once. she said would I do it for her as she really got turned on, I kind of did a good panic and made my excuses. Since the ex and I had split up when I bumped into the her mum we had a chat and did the pleasantries, she then asked me if I had changed my mind about dressing up as a women I shocked myself when I said I might. Since then over the last couple of months I visit her and she makes me up and I wear what she picks after she plays a little domination we have sex which is as hot as hell. I feel as lucky as you can get. When I leave as a man again it is as if I have been on another planet. Mam in law was happy for me to write this said she got a buzz from the thought of other people reading about our bit of fun.

So I have this huge fantasy of fucking my mum or gran. I really need to. I just want some advice on how to make this happen without things turning bad. can anyone who has had the pleasure of doing so to give me some good advice on what to do please. I'm 22. My mums married but my gran is not.

my mum uses my amazon account for her kindle but she doesn't know that i get an email receipt when she downloads a book and lately she has been downloading a lot of erotic novels, very hot erotic novels. i didn't think my mum could be this horny and as you can guess this made me very horny too. i loved to read all the stories that she was reading too about gangbangs, first time anal and lesbian, fucking black men with big cocks and all the other crazy sex that makes her so horny. i knew she had to be masterbating with her fingers at least when she read them but curiosity got the better of me and when she was at work i went into her room and looked in her drawers and there it was sitting in plane view a nice pink dildo (obviously it was being well used) my dick went rock hard i picked it up to get a better look and it was coated in her dry pussy juice. i took it to my room lay out on the bed and pulled my cock like there was no tomorrow at the same time i licked all the dry juices off. i came all over my hand then rubbed my cum all over her dildo and put it back in her room. now every time i get a email receipt about another book she downloads i smile thinking that she is sliding her dildo coated in my cum in and out of her pussy tring to make herself cum and has no idea what i did

which would you do first daughter Megan or mum Sharon?

uk. looking for young pervy mums for chat, cam or poss meet for secret fun.i am a bi pervy mature guy with no taboos.

Yummi mum...

Jodie and her mum, whose getting used first

I did a shit on your mum, I did a shit on your mum, I did a shit on your mum, and she really liked it.
I did a shit on your dad, I did a shit on your dad, I did a shit on your dad, and he really liked it.
I DID A SHIT ON YOUR SHIT, I DID A SHIT ON YOUR SHIT, I DID A SHIT ON YOUR SHIT, IRONY COMPLETED.

Need Advice pls.
Have been seeing my gf a couple of years and our sex life is healthy but her teen daughter kinda flirts with me. She sometimes comes into the bedroom when I'm changing and stares at my crotch, commenting on how many buttons I have on the fly or says "look at your sausage sticking out" when she can see the outline through my shorts.
She like having a back and shoulder massage as well as running my fingers down the back of her arms as it tickles her and gives her goosebumps. She pretty much likes gentle "tickles"/strokes anywhere on her shoulders, collar bone, back of her legs etc. So over the months theres been a few incidents. She's had on short sleeping shorts and one weekend morning we sat on sofa together, she was curled up with her bum facing towards me and I spent ages stroking the back of her legs, right up the top of her thighs and even across the bottom of her exposed bum cheeks. She liked it but never says much other than "it tickles" and she squirms and giggles. Also she doesn't wear a bra in bed, the other day I came home from work and she'd been home all day ill. When I sat with her, she put pillow on my lap and laid back on it playing on her iPad, knees bent up and I was stroking her head, tickling her arms and also just above the hip bone where its sensitive. Pretty much all round her exposed midriff, running my hands along and up her rib cage and I was literally about an inch from the base of her breasts!! My heart was pounding, I could see her breathing was increased but she just lay calmly lapping up the attention. When I ran my fingers along the waistband of her pyjama bottoms, due to her slightly curled position and being long-legged but short body and having her knees bent right up, her crotch was only about 6 inches from my fingers. I didn't know whether she was just waiting to see what happened or what. Another weekend morning we did a similar thing but she lay on one side with her face inches from my cock! Back in summer she put her hand almost right in my lap so I could tickle the back of her arm and she kept twisting it about so I could tickle all of it but the base of her thumb kept touching my cock which then got harder. Next thing I know, rather than putting her head in my lap with a cushion as normal, she just plonked her head down right on my growing erection!! I didn't know what to do or say and her mum was in the house this time so stayed quiet.
Another time she asked for a proper back massage so got her to lay on my bed, again on a weekend morning, small vest and shorts, no bra and I spent ages doing the same, running my hands over this tall slim, pretty blonde girl with a bubble butt!
One night in bed she got in to give her mum a rare cuddle (shes too old for all that really), I got in behind her and she shoved her bum right back in my lap and I know she could feel all my package! I only had thin boxers on and my cock started to grow so I twisted away slightly cos she's cheeky I thought she might call out "whats your sausage doing pressing against me" or similar cos she thinks saying things like that in front of her mum is funny. After I twisted my cock away, she moved her bum about, not sure if she was trying to find it!! Me and her mum are pretty open and they both know I'm comfortable with nudity so her mum trusts me around her, luckily.
On another occasion I'd been in the shower and was stood in the bath still drying off and her mum called up to me from downstairs so I opened the bathroom door to shout back, the step daughter was in her room and knew I'd just been in the shower and without asking or knocking on the open door just walked into the bathroom! My towel I think was just covering my cock but I don't know. We all just laughed it off. Unfortunately the hand in lap or looking at my crotch while I'm changing hasn't happened for a while.
Really don't know what to do, she's gorgeous and its a massive thrill stroking her body and being inches from her bare breasts while she lays happily on my lap. How would you guys take it from here? On one hand she prob wants something to happen but its seriously taboo, on the other, she may just enjoy the attention.

I am a sexy young mum of two who would love to meet a loving sexual older couple for great times.xxxxx

The ex/ baby mum, hid here face from her man. She still sucks gd wat u think

how do i go about getting mum to fuck me

my hot mum, how I would like to see her cunt

I confess i want to fuck my mum

three generations of my family, from left to right theres my sister, my auntie, my mum and my nan, who would you do? more pics of each if you want them

What would you do to this Welsh Slag? She's a teen mum.

Mum

Some people call me a hero, I have no problems with that. It helps with the ladies when you say you've rescued people, saved lives, made a real difference in the world. They lap that shit up like puppies with milk. I don't do it for the pussy, and I don't do it for the accolades. Truth is, right now, I don't know why I do it.

There's a scene in the new Superman movie, and Superman's mum says "save the world if you want, or don't do anything if you don't - you don't owe them a damn thing". I've been thinking about that line recently, ever since I saw the trailer. I've lived my life by the Uncle Ben philosophy, that with great power comes great responsibility. There's something noble about using your gifts to save lives, there's a sense of moral obligation when you are as massively well-endowed as myself. I've lived my life according to that philosophy for as long as I can remember, but now, I'm tired.

You might wonder what I do that makes me so great. So I'll tell you. I'm a gigolo, a male prostitute. I'm one of the best in the business. I make women come, and come hard. I make women get in touch with their bodies and orgasm like a slut. I give them my time and and concern, and in return, they give me a lot of money. So I'm rich beyond my lifestyle, and I have a fulfilling job that makes people happy. No one gets hurt, it's all happy smiles and laughter.

But lately, I've been thinking that there must be more to life. I live in the shadows, basically. At parties, when people ask me what to do, I'm momentarily speechless, and then I lie. I tell them I do charity work, build homes in 3rd world countries and shit like that. I lied like that so many times that I actually started going out to do it, just so I knew what I was talking about. And now that's my life. I build homes for dirt-poor communities, hook them up with solar power for heating and water. I love it, it's rewarding in a way that's socially acceptable. I've pretty much stopped my prostitution business except for a few long-term clients who wouldn't be able to cope without my visits.

But even then, it's hard to do this for the rest of my life. So I've decided to be Batman. I want to run around town in a hood and cape and beat the crap out of evil-doers. I'm rich enough to mod my car into the batmobile. Does anyone want to join me?

This is a confession followed by a plea for some advice from you guys, hope you can help. (At the time of the story I was 19 and my cousin 15).

A few years ago I used to have to go to my grans to help out with the gardening, housework etc. I had been going for a few weeks when one day my cousin turned up saying her mum had wanted her to come up and help. My gran said she was going out for the day and wouldn't be back till late and if I didn't mind staying until she got back (I didn't have a key to lock up) which I agreed to. So me and my cousin finished the chores and headed inside for some food and to watch some TV. A little later I said I was gonna take a nap and that she should just head home so off she went and I headed up to the spare bedroom. I was just about to drift off when I heard a noise in the room and I open my eyes to see my cousin standing in the middle of the room (I should point out that the back door of my grans wasn't usually locked during the day cause family used to come and go a lot). I asked her what she was doing back and she said my aunt had gone out and she didn't have a key to get back in. I told her she could stay here but to go downstairs and watch tv or something cause I was wanting to sleep. She said she wanted to go for a nap too and then got in the bed with me.
I wasn't bothered cause we used to do this when we were younger as the bed used to be our 'fort' and thought that she wouldn't disturb me. I closed my eyes again and suddenly felt her move closer to me and put her arm around me, she smelt really good, I wasn't really sure what was going on or how to act (she is a bit chubby though kinda pretty but I've never looked at her in that way before) so I took her arm off of me and told her to go to sleep. I closed my eyes again and this time she started to kiss me, I was reluctant at first but then thought what the hell and went with it.
It started as some little pecks on the lips but soon I could feel her tongue entering my mouth and we started properly making out. She then took off her top and for the first time I got to see her big breasts (chubby girl big but still) I couldn't help but touch and squeeze them and when I finally put one of her nipples in my mouth she let out a cute little moan. I gave both tits equal attention before we went back to making out and she started rubbing my cock through my jeans getting me really hard. I quickly took them off along with my boxers and stood in front of her with my raging boner in full view. She looked a bit unsure so I told her to just take it in her hands and do what she thought was right, she definitely knew what she was doing.
After about 5 minutes of wanking me she asked if she should put it in her mouth (cute) and I said absolutely. WOW, she was so good at giving head I asked if she had done it before and she said no but I think she was lying. I asked her if I could fuck her and she wasn't so sure cause she hadn't done it before, I told her I had a condom (always have one in my wallet cause you never know) and that I would be gentle. She finally agreed and I took off her shorts and panties, her pussy was hairless and was just a beautiful little mound. I got down on my knees and started kissing her thighs in towards it and gave her pussy a lick from the bottom to the top, she shivered and let out another little moan. I stood up and asked her to put the condom on me, she didn't know how and I ended up doing it. I started rubbing the tip of my penis up and down her slit while looking at her face to make sure she was ok. I asked her if she was ready and she said 'not quite yet just keep rubbing it up and down'. I kept doing this for another 10 minutes thinking she is nearly ready when suddenly there is a shout from downstairs 'HELLO! is anyone in?', it was my aunt.
We started panicking but quickly got dressed before we answered her, I told my cousin to go into the bathroom and splash cold water on herself cause her face was all red. I went down and spoke to my aunt, she was here to take my cousin home, she came down and I waited nervously to see if my aunt suspected anything. She didn't and off they went leaving me to go watch some porn and 'finish off'.

In the first year since this story me and my cousin would sometimes be at my grans at the same time and we would occasionally make out and twice she gave me a blow job (swallowing both times) but nothing more. In the previous two years we haven't really seen each other except for family gatherings and sometimes at college. The times when we do see each other she always hugs me and kisses me on the cheek. She is now dating a guy and is pregnant with his child.

This is where I need the advice: Before she got pregnant she had lost some weight and was looking really good and kept having the idea of meeting up with her again and start having sex. I just don't know how to find out if she would want to or not. The big thing is that quite a few people (friends and family) have mentioned that her boyfriend bears a similar resemblance to me. Is this because she likes me or what?
What do you guys think?

Looking for a taboo lady, couple or mum in the yorkshire area. Also up fir meeting with taboo guys to watch porn and wank together. Free tonight. If you're in yorkshire and up for it message me to discuss possible meet.

Any UK mum's with daughters up for taking pic requests? Nothing heavy , some toe sucking maybe a little more. Get in touch you naughty mum's.

me and a chap wanked together and spunked in my mum's knickers

Ok my confession, this may take a while. My name is Lisa im 18 and until a few months ago i was a total virgin. I was raised by very strict parents and raised very catholic. I was always a very good girl. Im not sure why i changed but i have. My parents trusted me not to do anything naughty and have not checked on what im looking at on the net for years. I was doing homework one night and was looking up a few things on line, i must have typed in the wrong thing because instead of what i was looking for a link to porn came up. I clicked on in and there on my screen was a couple having sex, it got me all horny and i was soon rubbing my pussy, i had done that before but this was the first time i had done it watching porn. Over the next few weeks i became addicted to porn. I felt so guilty but i couldn't stop, I had never masturbated so much and would so it every chance i could. I told my friend Julie at work what i had been doing and she laughed saying she thought i would be a goody two shoes till the day i died. I asked her why she thought that and she told me that i had always come across like that and the way i dress was like something out of the dark ages. I looked down at myself and she was right i guess i did dress like my mum. That week she talked me into coming over to her house on the Saturday for dinner and a drink. I made an excuse to my parents and because they trusted me they let me go with out a fuss.
I met Julie in town for lunch and she said she was going to take me shopping. She got me to try on so much and we finally bought a black dress and some tops and a few skirts, i would never have picked them out myself. Then she took me to the Ann Summers shop. In the end i spent over £300 in there and came out with so much sexy underwear. We went back to her flat and she got me to try on the underwear, and with the wine she was giving me, i guess i was starting to loosen up, i didn't even mind changing in front of her. She made a comment about my pubic hair and said i should shave it off because most men didn't like a mass of hair down there. I told her I had never done that and would be scared to cut myself. She told me she would do it for me. So we went to the bathroom and she trimmed the long hair and then covered the rest in shaving foam, she was very gentle and as she shaved she had to touch me, I told her she was the first person ever to touch me down there, and that just made her touch me more, she pulled my lips so she could shave all the hair from them and got me to turn over so she could make sure my ass was smooth too. I was finally shaved and she got a little baby oil and rubbed it on me, I looked in her eyes and .....................................................

i have been getting of on the fact my mums new boyfriend has has turned her into a coke head whore. have gone round on a few occasions to find her fucking guys for her next few lines and go home and imagine that was me fucking her.

i went looking for a phone charger in my mums room, and came across her dildos instead

Ok got a mum and daughter thing at the mo.what filthy things would you make these two skanks do????

i confess im an 18 year old bisexual boy, am curious to try anything so on the weekend when i slept at my best mates house, his mum and sister were away. I was left alone in his house for about 15 mins, and went searching in his mum and sisters rooms for anything. started with the panty drawers and didn't find anything. finally sat down on the mums bed after about 5 minutes of searching, and felt something uncomfortable on my ass, i reached under the covers and there it was, the tiny dolphin vibrator that i had hoped to find, i then turned it on full, rubbed it on my balls and jacked off whilst laying on his mums bed. I've never cum so hard in my life

Mum

Hey. I'm a male, overweight with a tiny cock. I need to be abused, made fun of, told what to do etc over cam. I live with my mum so I can't make much noise and can't leave my room. I also can't control my bowels so anal will be messy and very painful. I don't want you to go on cam, text only on your end. Prefer skype, can pay you for it over paypal. Not sure how much I can pay, but you can offer an amount. You're free to record it and do with it as you please.

i just love it when filthy mums and dads just love to show there daughters off and get so horny and get off on men and women looking at them in a sexy way.

Who wants to buy my mums vibrator

Is it wrong of me want to cum on my mum's face

i confess that i want to fuck my 7 yo daughter she alway walks around in just her knickers .. and lays on the sofa with her legs wide open n and i can't help but stare ... am i a bad mum .. i get her to sleep with me so i can feel her body... i always catch her looking at my pussy when im in the bath or getting dressed .. i want to be touched by her and i want to touch her .... what should i do ?? help me please xx

I want to suck my mums toes and get a footjob from her.

I confess to wearing my sister and mums underware and nylons :-)

i found this pic of my mums tits and now i want to fuck her i want to lay her down pull her panties down and stick my cock up her cunt till i fill her with my hot spunk i think her boyfriend took it

So my story happened quite a long time ago way back in 1983 so sorry no pictures, I wish I had some but only have my memories. I had just turned 18 and back then I was a walking hard on. My best friend Jim had joined the Army and that left his mum all alone, he made me promise to look in on her at least once a week to make sure she was doing ok and not lonely. For the first few weeks everything was normal I would go visit and have a coffee and chat. I was at a loose end one Sunday Morning and I popped over a little after 8am. She answered the door and well she was just out the shower and was only wearing a towel. For the first time I really noticed she was in fact very sexy. She went into the kitchen and put the kettle on I asked if I could use the toilet she laughed and said OK but as long as I didn't mind the mess. I got in there and on the floor was her underwear. Now I have always loved dirty panties and I loved sniffing and licking my sisters so when I saw hers I couldn't stop myself. They were still a little wet and my god made me rock hard licking them. I went to the kitchen and we had a chat and a coffee all the time she was just in a towel. She asked me if I could come and help her decorate her bedroom? I said yes and asked when she wanted me to do it. I had grown up helping my dad do that so was quite good at it. She said that next week would be good so I said I would come on Monday morning.
I turned up at 8am Monday morning and again she was just out the shower this time the towel was much smaller and as I followed her up the stairs I looked up and got an eyeful of her bare ass and pussy. My cock had a mind of its own and got rock hard. she turned round and without missing a beat asked me if I liked what I saw? All I could do is nod, we got to her room and she turned to me grabbed me and kissed me. She pulled away and told me to strip, this was not a choice for me she gave me an order and I did as I was told. As I pulled my shorts down my cock stood out rock hard she smiled and let her towel fall. OMG her body was beautiful, her breasts were small but nipples were sticking out, and her pussy had some hair on it but not a lot. She asked me if I was a virgin? And I am sad to say I was, she took my hand and said that was going to change. She got on her knees and took my cock in her mouth and started licking it. I didn't last long and shot my cum in her mouth, but being 18 my cock didn't even go very soft, she lay on her back and told me to fuck her. I did as I was told and again didn't last very long I told her I was about to cum and she grabbed my ass and pulled me close and I let go and filled her pussy with my cum.
She told me to get dressed and go but to come back that evening.
I went back that night just after 7pm She was naked when she answered the door and we never even made it out of the hall. I fucked her hard and fast again cumming inside her. We sat on the couch and she said She wanted me to visit at least once a day from now on. By the end of that first week I must have fucked her about 20 times.
Then on the Sunday she asked If I knew any girls who could join us? I laughed and said sorry but she said not to worry and that she had a friend. She said not to come till next week back then I didn't understand why but I now know she was about to go on her period.
I got a call that week from my friend asking if I was taking care of his mum, I almost let it slip just how I was taking care of her lol

The following week we fucked every day and she told me to come over on the Saturday and she had a surprise for me
I will tell you all about it later

I found out my neighbor has just got a job in an office somewhere... she is fit and has been a stay at home mum. I really want to see her in her uniform so I can have an image for the wank bank

Sister takes after our mum by sending me naughty photos lol 

My dad badly wants to bring this girl home and fuck her without my mum knowing. How can I tell her that my married dad wants to have a one night stand with her?

emily or her mum ;)

Mums pussy, stolen from Dads phone. I confess I’ve cum over this photo a few times.

any uk people wanna meet up n fuck. Girls or guys - i will fuck anyhthing including your mum or kid sister or even you !

I confess there's something about fucking a preggo bird roughly that gets me hard . The young mums are the best

My Mum

My mum's a fat whore who is married to my dad but loves BBC

I hate this fuckpig, I fucked her mum and she hates me, What would u monsters do to her?

I confess that last night I kissed, and almost had sex with, one of my best friends mum. I'm 20 and so is my friend Jenny. Her mum is 46 and her dad left her for some other woman about 2 years ago. (Think it was actually his secretary, how cliche'd haha) Any way she's pretty attractive but I had never really considered her in any sexual manner before, known her since I was very young but never really spoken to her much.

Anyway, last night Jenny's boyfriend was having his 21st birthday party at the pub where I work. It's just a few minutes walk from my house, and also from Jenny and her mums house too. So they were all in the pub getting pretty drunk and Jenny's mum was there too having quite a lot of wine. So when I finished work at 9 I decided to join them and went and sat with Jenny and her mum.

One beer led to a few more (not loads only 4 pints or so) and I ended up chatting with just her mum for about 2 hours, jenny had gone sitting with her boyfriend. At first I thought it would be awkward as we don't know each other that well but she was pretty drunk and so very chatty. After a while I started to get the impression that she might be flirting with me, so I decided to go along with it and it just got more and more flirty and she asked me if I had a girlfriend. I told her no and she only half joking that she would have definately gone out with me if she wasn't too old. I just laughed and told her that she wasn't too old for me at all. At this point we were both saying it as if we were joking but we both knew that we were actually being serious.

Then she went straight to the point and asked me if I thought she was attractive and i obviously said yes, very attractive. She seemed genuinely surprised (i don't know why as i'd been blatently flirting with her for about half an hour!!)and started telling me that she found me attractive too. She ended up sitting really close and had her hand right on my thigh at this point.

She then said what about Jenny, wouldn't that bother you blah blah blah. And I just kinda shrugged it off and said I dunno what about you and she just said yeah it probably isn't right, but she didn't move away and carried on with her hand on my thigh and we carried on flirting. Anyway at that point everyone was leaving so I decided to walk home with Jenny's mum and also Jenny and her boyfriend.

Got back to their place and the 4 of us had another beer/wine whatever and were chatting but me and her mum wern't flirting anymore but she kept smiling at me everytime she could. Then Jenny and her boyfriend went upstairs to bed and I think at that point Jenny was a bit confused as to why i was still there but she was very drunk and didn't say anything. Anyway me and her mum were chatting for a few minutes and then she just leaned over on the couch and full on kissed me. So we were making out on the couch for a couple of minutes and she was rubbing my cock aswell at first through my jeans and then actually had her hands inside my pants. She was a fucking awesome kisser as well. I was so turned on it was unreal. Couldn't believe that it was happening and how i'd never noticed how hot she is before. It really was great haha.

Unfortunately at that point jenny's boyfriend came back downstairs, we heard him coming and moved apart so nothing was wrong but he ended up getting another beer and coming sitting down with us. After about 5 minutes i realised he wasn't moving anytime soon and me and her mum did this weird 'conversation' just through facial expressions and eye contact haha, basically she shook her head and it was pretty much over for the night, gave it up as a lost cause.
I've got her number though and i might give her a ring or text at somepoint, or maybe just wait til she next comes into the pub.

I feel a bit mean on my friend as Ive never done anything like that before but her mum was amazing so if i get the chance again i think i'll definately take it. Hopefully I will! I'll update this if anything else happens but it will probably be a while if ever.

I found out my mum had an affair with well known pornstar in the 1970's and 1980's

My mum accidentally sent me a text saying 

I want to thank you for being an amazing dad and hubby i will give you a special father's day present when Michael is in bed love you big boy i hope you like my pubes now

My mum

Ok to get this out of the way first I have no idea why I am so sucessfull with women especially now as I am 40 and overweight maybe just extremly lucky.

Presently I am fucking on regular basis 7 yes 7 diffrent women

1 my wife same age
2 her mum 64 but still sexy looks 10 yr younger if she ever found out this all hell would break loose
3 woman who works in same building diff company 53yr
4 woman in work 28
5 another woman in work 27
6 a neighbour 25
7 plactonic friend yes I have them but not fucking her but her daughter 19

back to reason I am here had a personal record couple of days ago managed to fuck 4 of them in 1 day and here is how.

first was woman number 4 on early shift second was woman number 3 after work when wife thought I was doing bit of o/t for xmas third was wife when I was home for couple of hrs to recover was halfway though sex with wife when her mum called and long story short needed something from the shop so wife went leaving me and her mum and as I horny already and knew wife would be half hr at best yup u guessed it fucked her there and then on the sofa didnt even bother with guest room as for wife yes finished off later on with her.

I confess that about twelve years ago I fucked my aunt Claire (my dad’s little sister).

I was 21 the first time I fucked her and she would have been about 35 or 36. I was in the army at the time and just about the only sensible thing I did with my money (before or after this) was to buy a house not far from my mum and dad’s place, giving me a decent shag-pad so I didn’t have to try and sneak girls into my parents’ house while I was home on leave. Claire was always my flirty aunt when I was growing up, always making jokes about how she’d sort me out if I didn’t get myself a girlfriend soon and stuff like that. To be honest, I’d wanked over her a lot while I was a teenager! She was about 5’4’’ (a lot shorter than me) with mid-length dyed dark blonde hair and probably about a size 14 – 16 so she was ‘chubby’ but she was a good looking woman and had a big pair of tits that had been the main focus of my teenage lust.

This particular weekend I’d gone home for a family barbecue on the Saturday evening. Claire was there with her boyfriend, Tim, and she’d been hitting the wine pretty hard. Eventually he’d lost his temper with her and they ended up having a domestic in the living room while the rest of the family sat round in the back garden making awkward small talk to try and stop all the kids from hearing the arguing. Eventually Claire told Tim to fuck off home if he didn’t like it and stop ruining her night. He stormed out and she came out in the back garden, sat down next to me and carried on drinking.

A little later she asked if I still had that house I’d been talking about buying last time I’d seen her and could she crash there that night so she didn’t have to go home to ‘that fucking knobhead’. I told her she was more than welcome to the sofa for the night (I wasn’t even thinking about fucking her at the time, just that she needed a place to kip) and a little while later we got a taxi back to mine.

When we got in she made herself comfortable on the sofa and I went into the kitchen to get a couple of drinks. As I walked back in to the living room I froze in the doorway – Claire had turned the TV on and it was still on the Sky porn/chatline channel I’d been watching the night before. Claire giggled and asked why on earth I was watching stuff like that when I had that hot girl I’d been with at the last family party (a girl called Kate. She was miles out of my league in looks and fantastic in bed but we’d both agreed that neither of us would stay faithful while I was away so we’d ‘split up’ but agreed to meet up for the fantastic sex whenever I was back home. I hadn’t been able to see her that weekend because she was doing stuff with some boyfriend she was with at the time).

Claire eventually stopped taking the piss out of me for watching porn and found a film to watch and we sat round chatting and drinking for a while until eventually Claire asked where the toilet was. She was gone for about ten minutes and I was just starting to think she must have stumbled into the bed and gone to sleep when she reappeared. She said she’d been having a look round upstairs (it was the first time she’d been in my place) and asked why I had a camcorder sat on my bedside table? I laughed and told her that Kate liked being filmed and I must have left it there last time I’d been home and seen her. Claire laughed and said she didn’t know that her baby nephew was so kinky, then asked to see the video. I thought she was joking and just laughed but she asked again. I told her I wasn’t sticking my porn on for my aunt but she insisted and eventually I gave up and put one of the videos on.

The video started with Kate dancing and stripping for me while I was holding the camera. When she was naked she started grinding on me and telling me all things she wanted to do to me, then she grabbed the camera and asked me to do down on her – something I loved almost as much as her. Claire was giggling and congratulating me on making her cum so noisily when on-screen Kate told me to stand up and strip for her. Luckily at the time I was at a shit posting with nothing to do on camp other than go to the gym so (for pretty much the only time in my life!) I had a really good body which Claire noticed straight away.

On-screen I got the camera back and Kate knelt in front of me, pulled my boxer shorts down and started to kiss my cock (a decent seven and a half inches with enough girth to keep most girls happy). At this Claire turned round to me and said ‘you really have grown up a lot, haven’t you?’ I smiled and told her not to be silly, she’d seen it plenty of times before (although, admittedly, I had been in nappies the last time she had!) and she replied “it didn’t look like that last time”. We watched for a bit longer as Kate gave me a fantastic blow job on screen when Claire turned to me and said “I can’t believe I’m getting so horny watching my nephew getting blown”. I thought I’d misheard and asked what she’d said and she said “I’m getting wet watching that lucky girl sucking your big cock”.

I’ll be honest and say I was a bit shocked and I asked her if she was serious. She put her glass on the table in front of her, leant in to me and whispered in my ear “I’m very serious, if you want me then you can have me” and with that she pulled my face to hers and started to kiss me. I couldn’t believe my luck and started to kiss her back while my hands instantly went down to play with those tits I’d wanted to have in my hands pretty much for as long as I could remember knowing what tits were for.

Claire’s hands were already pulling my jeans open and pulling my cock out as I reached behind her, unzipped her dress as far down as I could get it and pulled it down at the front exposing a black lacy bra barely holding two huge tits in. As she started giving me one of the best hand jobs I’ve ever had I pulled her bra off and starting licking and biting her nipples while I pushed my right hand under her dress, pulled her knickers to one side and started to play with her pussy. She wasn’t lying about being horny – her pussy was already soaking wet and after just a few minutes of rubbing her clit and fingering her I had her lying back on the sofa cumming hard. As her orgasm faded I pulled her dress all the way off, along with her panties, and sat over her slowly wanking myself while taking in every inch of the body I’d been lusting after for so long.

As I said, she was overweight but not fat, with big thighs and arse (something that still turns me on in a girl now). Her tits were nearly perfect – big but not too big and pert enough that they didn’t flop around everywhere. Her pussy was neatly shaved into a ‘landing strip’ and as I looked down at it she opened her thighs and asked me to eat her out like I had with Kate on the video. I didn’t need any second invitation and I knelt on the floor in front of her and started licking her pussy while my right hand rubbed her clit. After a while I changed to licking her clit while finger fucking her with first three then four fingers, roughly forcing them in and out of her tight (no kids!) pussy while she moaned my name and ground her crotch onto my face while pulling my head even closer into her cunt with both hands.

After I’d made her cum two or three times she told me she wanted me cock so I stood up and in one movement pushed it deep into her. I’d been planning to ‘show-off’ a bit and take it slow for a while but as soon as I felt that tight cunt around my cock I started to hammer into her as hard as I could. She was loving being fucked like that and was moaning and gasping my name, telling me it was the best she’d ever had as I forced my cock as deep as I could into her. I didn’t last long until I could feel that familiar tightness in my balls and I told her I was going to cum. I told her to get on her knees in front of me and as she did she pulled my cock into her mouth. Her tongue never stopped moving once, licking every bit of my dick from my balls to my Jap’s Eye as she roughly wanked me with one hand and gently squeezed my bollocks with her other. As I was getting closer she stopped licking and sucking my dick and started talking dirty to me as she wanked me, telling me she knew I’d fancied her for years and that she’d seen me loads of times trying to get a look down her top when I was a kid. She told me that it had turned her on knowing I was looking at her tits and she’d thought about letting me do more than look a couple of times when I was younger but never had the chance. Then she told me to call her Aunty Claire and that she wanted me to show her how much I liked her tits by covering them in cum. All of that put me over the edge and I just about managed to gasp out something like ‘oh fuck, Aunty Claire’ before my cock exploded with probably the biggest cum shot I’ve ever managed all over those amazing breasts.

As the cum finally stopped pulsing out of my cock she grinned and slowly pulled my foreskin back and licked all of the last drops of my cum up from around my helmet before looking me in the eyes and licking all of the cum off her tits.

We spent the next few hours in bed licking, sucking and fucking in every position we could think of with Claire letting me cum all over her tits, on her face and in her mouth about four or five times before we finally fell asleep at about 0400. I woke up again at about 0900 to find that I was alone in the bed. I was starting to think I’d dreamed it all when I heard a voice from downstairs. I wandered down to find Claire sitting on the sofa in the living room wearing just the T-shirt I’d had on the night before, on the phone to Tim patching their argument up. As I walked in she was telling him she loved him and that she’d be home soon to sort things out. She looked up as I walked in, saw me standing there naked with a semi-on and immediately told Tim that “our ********* just walked in with breakfast, I’ll have to go. I’ll be home soon”. With that she hung up, stood up and walked over to me. She grabbed me by the cock, pulled me over to the sofa when it had all began the night before and lay back in-front of me, looking up at me to say “I’ve only got time for one more go before I have to leave, fuck me” as she spread her legs and pulled my cock inside her. We fucked until I could feel myself getting close again and I told her I was about to cum. She wrapped her legs around me, pulling me even deeper inside her and told me that it was ok, she was on the pill and she wanted to feel her nephew shooting deep inside her. She was starting to cum herself and as I felt her pussy starting to tighten on me I couldn’t hold back anymore and we both came together, me filling my aunt’s pussy with my cum.

We lay next to each other kissing for a few minutes until we’d got our breath back. Then she sat up and looked around for her knickers which I’d thrown on the floor the night before. She pulled them on and went upstairs carrying her clothes from the previous night which had also been left on the floor, asking me to call her a taxi while she was gone. A little while later she was back down, having had a quick wash, brushed her teeth and dressed. She told me she had to go and as I stood up she came over and kissed me again. Then she whispered in my ear “I can feel your spunk dripping into my knickers and it feels so dirty and so good. Are we going to do this again?” I told her that of course we would, if she wanted and she pointed out that she’d made it pretty obvious that morning that she definitely would want it again. She gave me her mobile number and told me to let her know the next time I was up and that I mustn’t tell anyone what had happened (as though I’d was that stupid!). As she was saying that, we heard a car horn outside. It was her taxi so she gave me one last kiss, told me to make sure I called or texted and left to go back to her boyfriend.

Thanks mum

So... i just fucked my gf's mum, it was so exciting but now im worried she will snitch 

Emily or mum ;)