Utah sucks! I moved here a year ago and have yet to get laid. I've been arrested twice for lewdness in public. I went to LDS church, sat in the very back and had my cock out the entire time. How do the Mormon families have so many kids when none of the girls will put out? My neighbor told me your not even supposed to masturbate, if you do them you have to tell your bishop. I'd be seeing him every fuckin day.

Can someone xray this sexy mormon girl

Someone left The Book of Mormon in the trash bin outside the 7/11.

She is the daughter of a mormon minister who thought she was too good to talk to me when we were younger. I want to turn her into a motherless slut. So tell me what you want to do to her. No limits. Cum on her pics and post em if you like. I want to know that people are jacking off to her.

There is a girl who is interested in me. She's hott, but there is one quality that keeps me uninterested. She's a Mormon, which makes her a prude. She doesn't realize that I'm gonna wanna fuck her in every way possible with anything I can get my hands on. I'm absolutely sure she isn't down for any of that. Oh well....

Check out this naughty mormon

So if somebody could do me a favor and x-ray, photoshop, mormon porn, or whatever to make this a little more fap worthy, that'd be wonderful.

I confess I've done a lot of sexual stuff throughout my life but very few things I regret. This is not a regret.

My father was a bigamist and had so many wives we lost track. It wasn't a Mormon thing; he never had more under a roof than one at a time, but there were multiples at the same time in different states.

One stepmother and I hated each other. Hated her daughter, my stepsister, as well and the feeling was mutual there. Their existence pretty much was to make my life hell. My revenge on them happened when I was fifteen, stepsister was fourteen, and step-mother was in her mid-30s.

Bit of background: stepmother wasn't a knockout by any means. She wasn't fat but wasn't fit. Smaller tits, unshapely ass, and a bit of a paunch in her stomach. Step-sister was definitely better off as she had a nice tight body, great ass and cute but almost nonexistent tits. My father was the meal ticket the stepmother had always wanted and was afraid of losing that.

One day after school I was on the phone with a girl in the den and the stepsister came in. Stepmother was a stay at home type who always slept throughout most of the day, even past the time the stepsister and I would get home from school. Found out later she was a druggie (no heroin but definitely coke, crack, weed, alcohol, etc) and it comes into play in my revenge.

Anyway, the stepsister came in and was drunk off her ass. Vodka. She was being loud, obnoxious, and a real bitch. She proceeded to tease the hell out of me, showing her tits and ass, telling me I'd never get anyone like her. I hung up the phone and tried to get her to go to her room to sleep it off, but it wasn't happening. She stripped naked in front of me, touching herself and repeating I'd never get anything like her. My cock got hard, seeing her in all her glory, and she noticed. She laughed and struggled with me to get my pants off, taunting me that I "probably have a small cock", followed by "doubt I'd even be able to feel it".

I don't know what came over me but I responded, "Want to see it? I can prove it's not small." She sarcastically said yes and I stripped, hard cock out there. She stopped laughing and mocking but didn't do much else. No real reaction but staring at it. I moved up to her, my cock brushing her belly, looked her straight in the eyes and said, "Now let's see if you can feel it..."

I grabbed her, turned her around, forced her head onto the desk, and entered her from behind. I fucked her like mad. Relentless, aggravated, hate filled pounding. Between groans and other sounds she'd let out a weak "mommy" now and again. The whole thing was heightened by the fact that her mother was just down the hall.

I pulled out and came all over her ass. She stayed bent over the desk for a few minutes as I got dressed and grabbed a smoke. When I looked at her again she had tears in her eyes. She told me she was a virgin and I took her virginity. I asked her if she liked it. She said "yes" in a whispered voice, face down as if in shame. We didn't talk about it again the rest of the night.

The next day after school she came into the room again. I for sure thought she was going to confront me or tell me she had told her mother but she didn't. She asked if we could do it again, just like last time. She was stone cold sober this time. I bent her over the desk and took her again. This time she was letting out more than just groans; she was moaning and getting into it. I came on her ass again and this time she stood up and kissed me. We spent the next month fucking every day after school and squeezing a few times in during the nights and weekends. She wanted to try everything so she gave me head, I fucked her in the ass, and we screwed all over that house. Always it was me being the aggressor and dominating her.

One day we were having sex in the bathroom. I had just finished cumming on her face and she was sucking my cock clean. The door opened and her mother was in the middle of asking if she as okay as she'd heard noises. Her mother stopped and saw her daughter with my cock halfway down her throat, cum dripping down her face. To say her mother went ballistic was an understatement. After all the yelling and threats died down my stepmother told us she was going to think whether to tell my father. A few days went by and nothing was said but the idea of it hang over my head.

The stepmother, as I stated, was a druggie. When my father was out of town on business trips she'd bring her druggie friends over and they'd get high and drunk in her room. One of her druggie friends was an older woman, mid-40s, who was a total butterface. Amazing body but just a messed up drug and prostitution face. She'd given me the once over a few times before but her looks were filled with something a bit more this time and I figured the stepmother had told her what had happened.

The stepsister had gone over to a friend's house for the weekend so I was home alone with the stepmother and her druggie whore friend. They had been getting high and drunk all day. At about 1am I woke up to the druggie whore sucking my cock. When she noticed I was awake she stopped long enough to tell me that the stepmother had indeed told her what happened and she had to see for herself what her "niece" had been fucking. She sucked me until I came in her mouth, cleaned me off, then sat on the bed. She asked if it had been fun fucking my stepsister. I told her yes. She told me that she started doing what she did because her dad fucked her, but that she secretly enjoyed it and thought that the stepsister and I should be able to continue fucking since we both enjoyed it so much.

She stopped talking for a moment, a smirk coming across her face, when she blurted that she had an idea. She told me to stay in my bed until she came back and got me. I didn't know what she had planned but I grabbed a smoke and did as I was told.

About thirty minutes later she came back in, completely nude but with a strap-on on. She told me to follow her.

We got to the stepmother's bedroom door, which was wide open, and I saw that my stepmother was tied up and blindfolded in a doggystyle position. The druggie whore whispered to me that her and my stepmother would spend most of their days getting high, drunk and fucking; always the druggie whore fucking my stepmother with her strap-on. She told me to stand at the door and watch, jerking just enough to keep me hard but not cumming. The druggie whore went into the room and started fucking my stepmother.

About ten minutes into it the druggie whore pulled out and came back over to me. She told me it was my turn. I told her this was a bad idea but she said, "Her and I talk. She's told me hundreds of times how she wants to fuck you. Hell, since she found out you were fucking her daughter she's had me pretend to be you. Trust me."

I stood there for a minute, bewildered. While the stepmother wasn't as hot as the daughter I wouldn't have said no to fucking at this point in my life, yet I was still afraid of the consequences of fucking her. I also wasn't exactly trusting of a druggie whore. She whispered to me, "either you get over there and fuck her or I'm going to bend you over and fuck you with this." She stroked and shook her strap-on with a sneer on her face.

I decided "what the fuck" and mounted my stepmother from behind. I fucked her with the same fervor I had her daughter. My stepmother was screaming and yelling and moaning and enjoying it. The druggie whore came over to watch closely and after a bit she motioned for me to flip my stepmother on her back. I did so, reentered and kept fucking. Just as I was getting close to cumming the druggie whore leaned in and whispered to me to cum inside my stepmother. The look on my face told her I was afraid of knocking her up, so she followed with a "it's ok". I don't know why I trusted her in that moment but I don't think I cared at that point, I was too focused on my orgasm. As I reached climax the druggie whore yanked the blindfold off my stepmother, grabbed her head and forced her to look at me. I shot my load into my stepmother's pussy as a look of total shock was on her face. She hadn't even had time to properly react.

I pulled out and sat back on the bed. The druggie whore told my stepmother that now that she'd had my cock too she couldn't say anything about my fucking her daughter. My stepmother was pissed for a moment but then relented. She agreed that I could resume fucking her daughter if I fucked her too. The druggie whore added in that I had to fuck her too whenever she was over.

For the next year and a half I fucked my stepsister, stepmother and the druggie whore. The stepmother and stepsister never did anything to each other but more than enough times one would watch as I fucked the other. The druggie whore and I would switch off on fucking both at the same time. The druggie whore eventually buried her strap-on in me quite a few times before finding out that I'd already had that happen before and that I'd been taking cock in my ass for quite a while by then. Stepmother took a few turns with the strap-on in me as well.

Eventually the marriage between my stepmother and father ended and I never saw them again. The druggie whore got a few more years out of me, turned my ass out a few times when I was down and out and passed me around to some friends, but those are stories for another time.

i confess i am a re[publican, bit that fucking mormon got his ass kicked by obama for the second straight time. punkass romney knew the nigger would be more prepared and he still stunk up the place. romney sucks, and i hate fucking mormons.

Hi Motherless, for my first post ill be putting up pictures of Mormon girls I know!

My OLD Mormon neighbor's daughter got preggers and is really showing now. I really wish it was me who filled her mormon cunt with cum instead of the deadbeat dreadlock scum that got her knocked up!

Mormons are the freaking greatest

this mormon hottie gets me all kinds of excited. maybe it's the "forbidden fruit" thing but damn! anyone else?

I want to join the Mormon church just to fuck those hot LDS brainwashed chicks. :)

Hey guys! My name is Andrea Barnett. I'm just a nice little Mormon girl with 3 kids by 3 baby daddies and a nasty drug addiction. I'm not aging well and I am in desperate need of a nose job to fix my cocaine nose. What would you do to me and my mom if you found us drunk at a bar and we couldn't pay our bar tab?

This is my slut Lara. Very nasty little cunt that hides behind being a conservative good girl (she is Mormon) in a religious family. She cums the hardest from humiliation and exposure. Especially having to show her asshole.

I know she it turning into a bit of a pig and needs to lose some weight but otherwise let me know what you think of her.

My confession is that my LDS girlfriend is going on her Mission. She's going to Baltimore Maryland, and I hope it kicks her ass.
No really. This girl grew up in white Mormon suburbia in the 90's. She knows NOTHING about real life. She's 22 years old and is one of the most easily offended people I know. You can just see the wheels turn in her head. "Should I be offended by that? yes? Okay. I'm offended."
Do I care about her? Yes, We have a lot in common, she's beautiful, funny, clean, and all around a fairly okay person to be around. But she doesn't understand ANYTHING about dealing with people in the real world, and realizing that you have to get out there and screw up a little to grow up.
Does this make sense to anyone else?

Hello,

My name is Michelle, I'm an ex Mormon turned fat pig slut.

I really have a thing for family and especially beast, ive also got no inhibitions about anything sexual... If there's anyone else who likes these, and please not some un-intelligent dullard who is going to scroll me for camera. I do meets sometimes, sometimes mic and can take custom pictures, but I won't do this at the drop of a hat or for the asking...

Any guy who's reasonably sick minded, disgusting and depraved can add me, and we can talk. I've got some pics on my profile... Ummm

Oink ^,^ don't forget I'm a fat sow.

Confession....
I'm dating a Mormon girl... She's 19, I'm 21. At the start of our relationship, she made me promise we couldn't do anything beyond kissing... One month later, and tonight she sucked me three times in exchange for me editing her pictures for art class... I lick and finger her whenever I want, and I've found out she liked being told what to do. If we're in public, and I tell her to jerk me off, she'll put her hands down my pants. Definitely fun.

I haven't actually gotten to fuck her yet, but I've made her hold my dick at the front of her panties while I push into them.. I bet I conquer that within a month.
Mormon girls are fun.

Anyone have any Mormon girls? In G's?

anyone wanna bubble (mormon porn) this pic and then repost? in return more pics of her

Years ago I messed around with this Mormon chick. Pretty much all Mormons are messed up and get cocks from an early age.

She had three kids. Two daughters and a son. All little shits kinda like their mom.

Anyways she had this one daughter that was eleven and just hitting that horny puberty age. When I was visiting the house she would make a point to shower and come running out in see through nighties. She was a good looking kid but that isn't really my thing. And I know there is a fine line that should never be crossed. It wasn't until finding perv sites like this I really now see what was going on.

I could see everything. Nips, her tiny bush, ass, everything. It weirded me out and I told her mom the girl should probably put some clothes on when I was around which just resulted in a one sided screaming match. She didn't see why I would have such a problem with an eleven year old girl running around naked with a naughty nightie. She accused me of everything under the sun starting with being a pervert and fantasizing about her daughter. Just messed up. Makes me never want to date a chick again that has daughters. Just too fucking weird a scene.

I am pretty sure all her kids will be washouts in life.

This Mormon housewife would cheat on her husband with me so I started videotaping her. Watch this bitch get used as she gets Fucked with a cock and a dildo in her pussy and a buttplug jammed up her ass at the same time. Triple penetration. She doesn't even like it but is accustomed to submitting.

amazing... love hot Mormons... was one.. still sort of am one... please show more

I've got a confession, and would like to know if anyone else has done this, or your feelings about it. OK, here goes...

Plain and simple, I always want to fuck my younger brothers girls. I've nailed 3 of them, to date, and have my sights set on one of his ex's, who happens to be his baby mama.

It all started with his (now ex) wife, back when he was married. He was always running around, never showing her much attention. He knocked her up when she was 18 and he was 19, so he married her, but never really settled down. I met her the night before they got married, and she kissed me on the cheek, and said that she loved having a new big brother. She was tall, thin, and cute as hell. My bro told me she was a virgin when he had her, and she seemed a good mormon girl.

After the marriage, she had the kid, and he was out of town, fuckin around. Once, her , my mother, and new baby niece came up to my house to visit. It snowed, and they got stranded for a few days. My mom went to bed early one evening, and took her grandaughter with her, leaving myself, and my brothers (now) 20 year old wife, all alone. I layed down on the floor and she layed down beside me, asking if I was tired. I said I was, and maybe it would help me sleep if she gave me a goodnight kiss. She surprised me by kissing me solidly on the lips, and pulled back, with a mischievous grin. Without saying anything, I climbed on her thin, long body, and began to devour her mouth with my own. She willingly played tongue tag with me, her breathing increasing. I started kissing down her neck, and playing with her firm, young ta ta's. She layed there, totally submitting to my desires.

Soon, her shirt and bra were rolled up around her neck while I spent a good hour sucking those cute, pink, hard and pointy new mother nipples she was sporting, while dry humping her jean encased leg. She was moaning softly, biting her lower lip, hands around my head, and enjoying my attention. She only began to fuss when my hand strayed lower, to her jean covered crotch, trying to unsnap the top button. She grabbed my hand and said she thought that was enough for a goodnight kiss, and that she should really get to bed. I tried to lure her to my room, but she would have none of it. Nothing was ever said about this incident, and other than jerking off, thinking about it, I figured it was a fluke and forgot about it.

About a year later, she came to visit me, this time by herself. She asked if she could stay the night and I said of course. To make a long story shorter, I ended up banging the holy fuck out of this cheating little bitch, in every position imaginable. She told me I was way better than my little brother in bed, and that my dick was much larger. Unfortunately, it was the one and only time I got to fuck her, but it was crazy good. My brother and her had another baby, then got a divorce, and she kinda drifted off out of the family, eventually moving a few states away, and I haven't seen her in years.

Still, that has not stopped me. I banged one of his girlfriends last year when he was in jail. She had been coming on to me, many times, always sitting in my lap and fussing over me, even when he was in the room. I could tell it made him uncomfortable, but he'd keep it to himself. She called when he was in jail, saying she needed some help with something, and a few minutes after I showed up, I was sliding the old pork sword into her almost perfect, shaved, 30 something year old snatch. It was heavenly, I'll say that. I ended up staying the night and stretching that shit out good.She was wore out and sore the next day, but I fucked her in the morning anyway, finishing in her mouth.

No sooner had we dressed when my brother arrived, having been released early. He was suspicious, but we told him I had just arrived moments before him. He kept on pestering her to get alone with and take care of him, as he just got outta jail, but she kept refusing and avoiding his advances. He eventually went to take a shower, after I said I was taking off. Once he was gone, I told her to come with me out back, and hid us in a dark outdoor shed. I pulled down my pants, putting her hand on my dick and ask her for a quick reminder before I went home. She quickly had me ready, and I ended up exploding all over her sweet, upturned face with the little I had left in me. She got up and while wiping my juice off her brow, and said that by doing this, she felt like a cheap slut. I just laughed and told her to go take care of my brother, and took off. She must have liked it somewhat. I could still get a handjob from the little bitch, whenever I wanted, and I often did.

As I said, there was another girlfriend that I wont say much about, and now his baby mama that I can't wait to rip into. I don't know why I do this, but the girls he picks are hot, and always seem ready to spread their cheating legs wide for his big brothers cock, so what else should I do? I feel no guilt, nor shame, and although he has had ideas, my brother has never caught me, nor found out.

Is it wrong to enjoy this? I have no problem getting my own girls, too, but it is so much more enjoyable filling up his little bitches. What do you guys think? Thanks for taking the time to read this, as it is kinda long and boring, I know. I'll try to update when I get his baby mama in the sack. She is one hot bitch, and I bet wild in action. I'll let ya know if, and when, it works out.

Wish me luck. Hehe

I have pics of my wife's sister's tits. she is Mormon and took them off her phone

Do you think Mormon bride Holly saved herself for her husband?  Does she look innocent or dtf?

Pretty soon, I won't have to hear about the clueless Mormon or the inefficient black guy for a long, long time.

Fat married mormon whore Heather

i confess that i hate religous people
im athiest but please dont judge other athiest based on my opinion
anyway i would love to nuke vatican city
i would love to invade the middle but do it right and kill everyone
i would love to fill all the mormon temples and churches with c4 on a sunday morning
i would love to walk into every jewish church with a flamethrower and brn them all(no im not a nazi, i just dont like religon)
religon is the enemy of progress
no i am not some dumbass redneck i see talking about blacks and mexicans
im just an athiest who thinks extreme but keeps to himself in public
honesly i would never kill someone based on there religon
i would like to but i would only kill someone if that religon made them do horrible things in the name of there god
so yeah
fuck you

Hey, it's me, Bishop Smith!! I want to bear you my testimony that the gospel is true and that Jesus is the Christ, our Lord and Savior, and that he restored His Church in these latter days through the Prophet Joseph Smith. I testify to you that Joseph Smith was a prophet of God, raised up by our Heavenly Father specifically to usher in the Latter Days, through the restoration of the gospel, the establishment of Zion in Jackson County, Missouri, and to prepare all the Earth's inhabitants to hear His teachings and humble themselves before the Lord before his return at the Second Coming.

I know this Church is true. I know that our Heavenly Father and Mother love us. I know that Thomas S. Monson is the Lord's prophet and leads us as the Lord directs in His regular temple meetings with p******** Monson. I know the Book of Mormon is true and provides an accurate account of the peoples of the Western Hemisphere whom Christ personally visited, spiritually nourished and lovingly administered to after his resurrection.

I say these things in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

I guess it all started when my daughter was about ten years old. My wife
and I were divorced for about a year by then. We had a rather amicable
divorce considering some of the horror stories some of the guys I worked
with told. In any case she ended up with custody of Jenny, our
daughter. On this day, her mother dropped Jenny off at my apartment for
my weekend visitation. My ex-wife, Amanda and I chatted for a bit than
she kissed Jenny on the cheek and told her to be good. Jenny just
rolled her eyes and whined about always being good which gave both her
mother and I a little chuckle.

Jenny at ten was a very intelligent, bright, and of course, mischievous
little girl. She was very assertive and even at that age, knew how to
manipulate people, especially her "Daddy". The only time she used
"Daddy" was when she wanted something from me or was in big trouble with
her mom and she needed me to be on her side. The rest of the time, she
just called me Dad. I guess it’s fare to say that she had me wrapped
around her little finger. I knew it, but I felt guilty that I wasn't
there for her all the time since the divorce so I guess I over
compensated for my absence.

One thing that she always liked to do was to sit on my lap while we
watched TV together. We always watched football together but we also
liked watching the movies on cable as well. Of course, she always
wanted to use her "Daddy" as a recliner. Sometimes it got uncomfortable
for me, especially as she got older, but she would look at me with those
puppy dog eyes and the pout and say,

"Oh please Daddy?"

Of course I always gave in. This time was no different.

We finished eating dinner and began settling in for the evening. She
had just finished her shower and came bounding into the living room in
her favorite sleeping outfit; a San Francisco 49’s football jersey that
came just below her cute upturned butt, little white cotton panties, and
socks, folded down to her ankles. The football jersey was one of those
cut-off ones so the length fit her fine (just below the tops of her
thighs), but the sleeves came all the way down to her wrists. She
looked absolutely gorgeous with her light brown hair with striking, sun
bleached, blonde streaks, now plastered down wetly over her shoulder and
framing the pixie little features of her face. Thick, dark, expressive,
eye brows curved over her big, sparkling, hazel eyes that had the look
of innocence and mischievous intent all at the same time. Her smooth
long legs, that seemed to get longer every time I saw her, reached out
from under the hem of her outfit. She’d always had an air of
nonchalance to her. An unawareness of her beauty that made her even
more beautiful. Right then, I could easily imagine Amanda at her age
looking just like her.

There was some movie on cable that she had wanted to watch so we made
some popcorn together and sunk into the couch for the movie. Before
long she climbed into my lap with the popcorn on hers and wiggled down
on to me. She turned her head, looking up at me with an impish smile.

"You comfy?" I said.

Her grin widened, giggled, then turned back to the movie, hand to mouth
with more popcorn.

During the movie (I still can’t remember a thing about it) she kept
wiggling around in my lap eating her popcorn. She’d occasionally turn
with a hand full of popcorn in her hand, and feed it to me. Sometimes
she’d drop some of it, which would fall between us. She’d giggle
teasingly and say,

"Daddy, your such a messy eater", then fish her little hand between us
groping to retrieve the fallen popped kernels.

I could feel her searching fingers wiggling around between my legs and
behind her butt, the back of her hand pressing against my balls. My
cock immediately sprang to life, growing hard and long, like a viper
awaken from its lair. I was shocked at the suddenness of my erection,
not to mention that it was my ten year old baby girl that was the cause.
I froze, not knowing what to do. I shifted to one side, turning my hips
slightly, hoping to encourage Jenny to change her position to one lap or
the other so that she couldn’t feel my now rock hard shaft thumping
between her panty clad ass cheeks. Jenny on the other hand had made her
mind up that she liked it just where she was and turned to frown at me
and gave a disapproving whine, wiggling her ass harder down on my crotch
for emphasis. My heart was beating like a racehorse.

"My god, she must of felt my hard throbbing cock just then, what the
hell am I going to say to her." I thought.

My mind was in a panic, trying furiously to think up something, anything
to say. All the while admonishing myself for being sexually aroused by
my own daughter, trying fruitlessly to will my cock to go soft. Nothing
coming to mind, and fighting a loosing battle with my renegade member, I
waited for the inevitable.

I didn’t know what Jenny was thinking or how she might react. Did she
know anything about sex? Has her mother spoken to her about the "birds
and the bees"? Would she scream, glare at me accusingly and hate me
forever? All of it was racing through my mind in an instant and for
what seemed an eternity.

Just then, Jenny turned her head, squirming as she did, and smiled that
familiar mischievous smile. I glanced down at her beautiful laughing
eyes and nervously smiled back at her. Did she notice anything? Had
she turned and smiled at me knowingly or was it just a smile of victory
in the battle for seating position? I didn’t know and my cock didn’t
care. All "it" felt was the warmth of Jenny’s soft, supple ass cheeks
encased around it. A shift of her body causing renewed enthusiasm as
her ass wiggled and glided over its length. I could feel the pre-cum
gurgling up through my shaft and oozing out from the tip.

I then noticed something that had escaped my panic stricken mind. I had left my copy of the Book of Mormon on the outside patio. The Book of Mormon is the word of God, like the Bible. It is Holy Scripture, with form and content similar to that of the Bible. Both books contain God's guidance as revealed to prophets as well as religious histories of different civilizations. While the Bible is written by and about the people in the land of Israel and surrounding areas, and takes place from the creation of the world until shortly after the death of Jesus Christ, the Book of Mormon contains the history and God’s dealings with the people who lived in the Americas between approximately 600 BC and 400 AD. The prophets in the Book of Mormon recorded God's dealings with His people, which were compiled by a prophet named Mormon onto gold plates.

Before these faithful Christians perished, their record was safely hidden away. Joseph Smith obtained these ancient records in 1827, and with the gift and power of God Joseph was able to translate the ancient writings into what we have today. The Book of Mormon, along with the Bible, testifies that Jesus Christ is our divine Redeemer and that by living according to His gospel we can find peace in this life and eternal happiness in the life to come.

I confess, I think that Niggers are alright. The same with Chinks, those lazy ass Mexicans, the Jewish, the Catholics, the Muslims, anybody really. Except Mormons. Mormons are fucking weird. They creep me the fuck out. As a straight, white guy, I'm cool with being called, 'Puto', or, 'Nigga', or even, 'Homie', but as soon as some white guy starts calling me brother, in that Mormon tone they all speak in, I get creeped right the fuck out. Polygamy is cool and all, but you can't have sex before marriage. There's no buy before you try policy! Unlike other religions, where they (Sometimes) use common sense in whom they believe in, these guys just cut their brains out of their heads, and stick it up their asses. Firstly, Jesus did not visit America, nor was he a Native American. Secondly, Joseph Smith was a fucktard. He did not find a new testament out in Ohio. He lied to you guys. Joseph Smith lied.