Who wouldn't wanna hate-fuck AOC? She's got some nice titties.

Here is how I got to mess around with two of my friends during our senior year of college. Names have been changed to protect identities. I will also warn you - this will probably end up long.

SO I knew Ashley and Sara since our freshman year. They had been roommates since the first semester, and we all had History together. We had been the best of friends throughout college, although none of us had done anything sexual together. My parents lived not too far from college, and they decided to take a winter vacation to a tropical The house was empty, which meant a perfect studying place for exams. I invited Ashley and Sara to join, since I knew all of us liked studying together, even if it was for different classes.

I should take a moment to describe Ashley and Sara. They are really polar opposites of each other. Sara is tall and slender, white complexion, with (I would estimate) B cups, a flat ass, and blonde hair. Ashley is 6'2", a little chunkier, is a little darker (basically looks like she has a natural tan), has huge tits (they look like fucking watermelons), a huge ass, and brown hair.

We ate dinner at college first then drove to my parents house. We decided that it was a little late to start studying, so we decided to drink in my parents half finished basement (half finished as in my dad started to finish it, but got distracted and never completed the project). We had an old couch and a bean-bag like chair with a mini-fridge stocked with some of my dads beer. We broke out the beer and start drinking while talking about random topics. Ashley and Sara were on the couch and I was on the chair. Ashley and I were three beers in, Sara was still milking her second. This was on-pace for us, and based on past experiences, I knew we were all buzzed. I got up and went upstairs to pee. As I got to the top of the stairs, I heard Sara say that she was going to go pee too.

Now, my parents house has two bathrooms somewhat close to each other on the first floor. I figured I would be polite and went to the further bathroom, leaving the closer one for Sara. I partially close the bathroom door and pulled out my dick when I hear the door open and Sara say "OH MY GOD." I look over, and she is staring at my dick. I close the door in her face and finish peeing. After I finished, I opened the door and she was still standing there. She said "I AM SO SORRY. I thought you were in the other one, that door was closed. And holy shit you have a big dick."

Let me stop again and explain. I hate to brag, but I will anyway. Yes, girls are routinely impressed by my dick. That is because it is huge and long while soft, but does not get that much longer hard. It mostly just gets thicker.

Anyway, I didnt say anything and went back downstairs. Sara came running down a minute later saying "Oh my god Ash, you have to see his dick. It is huge." Ashley smiled and said that she has seen plenty of huge dicks. Sara said "Yeah I know. I mean, not to sound like a slut but I have seen a ton of dicks too, but it was really big even soft".

So they start talking about guys and their dicks for a while. I was starting to think they forgot about me when Ashley turned to me and said "well, now I am curious. You willing to show me?"

Ok, sorry for the interruption again. There really was no good time to mention this before. Sara and Ashley had both been single for a couple of months, and I had been single for about 5. I was pretty certain neither of them had gotten laid in that time span, since I would usually hear about it.

I laughed and said that I would feel a little uncomfortable just randomly taking it out, and that Sara only saw it because she accidently walked in on me peeing. Ashley said "So what, I have to wait until you have to pee again?" It sounded like she was waiting for an answer, so I said "yeah, I guess." She countered with "What if I showed you my boobs?"

Well that took me by surprise. And I think Sara was surprised by it too. I thought Ashley was talking out of her ass and would never flash, so I said "sure, why not." In one move she sat up and grabbed her shirt and lifted it up, showing her bra. Then she lifted her bra up and her boobs flopped out. Holy shit, they were big and perfect. I should point out that the couch and chair were only a few inches apart..we were sitting really close to each other. So they were almost in my face. She shook her shoulders and her tits swayed back and forth, then she pulled her bra back down, fixed her boobs, and pulled her shirt back down. Sara looked shocked (almost a little horrified).

Ashley looked at me and said "Ok, it's your turn." I really didnt want to, but I pulled my dick out of my pants. By this point, the conversation and staring at her tits had made my dick semi hard. I shook it a brief second, and Ashley said "that doesn't count, it is hard!"

I laughed and said "Well yeah, boobs will do that." Ashley said that she wanted to see it soft, so I told them to change the subject. So Ashley turned to Sara and started talking to her about some on-campus event later that week. All while I sat there on the chair with my dick out. And it only took a minute until it was soft. I saw Sara glancing at it out of the corner of her eye, and she turned and said "oh, it is probably soft again."

I looked down and confirmed that yes, it was soft. Ashley said "bullshit" and leaned over and grabbed my dick with her hand. I heard Sara yell "ASH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" and Ashley laughed and said "oh man, that is large and soft. Jeez, how big does it get?" She then started stroking it.

I kinda gripped the sides of the chair, not too sure what to do. It got hard almost instantly, and Ashley said "oh, not that much longer, but pretty thick." She didnt stop stroking though, and only a few strokes after she said "Uhm, I dont know where I am going with this..." and then she laughed. I said "yeah, what are you doing?" and Sara yelled "ASH STOP THAT!!"

From someone standing in the room, it was probably a funny scene: Sara staring (with a horrified and uncomfortable look on her face) at Ashley's hand stroking my dick, Ashley staring at her hand stroking my dick, and me looking at my dick, then at Ashley, then at Sara, and then back at my dick, all in a loop.

Ashley then looked at Sara and said "here, feel this." Sara yelled "NO! It's Mark...I wont touch his dick! And you shouldn't be either." Ashley said "Shut up, just touch it." They bickered back and forth for a minute before Ashley grabbed Sara's hand and forced it on my dick. Either Sara was not expecting it and didnt have a chance to fight back, or she just didn't fight back at all.

So Sara's hand was on my dick. She squeezed it and the look on her face went from horrified to amazement. "Wow, that IS thick..." She then picked it up and gently started stroking. She took both hands and gently stroked with both hands for a few seconds, before going back to one hand. Meanwhile, Ashley was still staring at my dick. She pushed her hair to the side, and then leaned over and put her mouth around the top of my dick.

Sara pulled her hand back and said "Ash, what are you doing now???" Ashley took my dick out of her mouth and said "Shh, I am just doing this for a few seconds." She then proceeded to take my dick back in her mouth and bobbed her head up and down my shaft. She actually got it pretty far down her throat. She held her finger to the side of my dick to show how far it went. She turned to Sara and said "Ha, beat that."

Sara said "I probably could, but we shouldnt and your mouth was just all over his dick." Ashley said "who cares..bet you cant do it anyway." Sara looked at my dick for a few seconds, then leaned in and put her mouth around the head and slowly it went down her throat. And it went further than Ashley...it didnt seem like it wasnt even that difficult to her.

She pulled up, then sucked a few seconds, bobbing up and down, then took it out of her mouth and turned to Ashley and said "see, told ya."

Sara and I then realized that Ashley's hand was down her pants, playing with her pussy. Sara yelled "ASH! Really? Right here in front of us??" Ashley said "oh shut up, its not like we have not masturbated before when sharing a room." Sara said "YEAH, but we were each in our own beds, with the lights off." Meanwhile, without thinking, I was slowly stroking my dick. Sara sees me and says "MARK! Come on, we aren't supposed to be doing this stuff together.." I shrugged and said "Ash started it."

Ashley stood up and started to take off her pants. Sara started to say something, but Ashley said "Come on, we are all good friends, let's each just have a little fun." She took off all her clothes and sat back on the couch naked, with her finger in her pussy. Ashley could see that Sara looked uncomfortable, so Ashley said "It's not like we haven't seen each other naked. You can just close your eyes if you want." Ashley then fixated her eyes on my dick and continued to stroke her pussy. I stared at her pussy and tits, and glanced over to Sara from time to time. Sara sat on the couch, looking around the room and , from time to time, at Ashley and back over to me.

I saw she was looking at my dick a little longer, and slowly started to reach her hand down her pants. Ashley saw too, and said "you know Sara, it isnt really fair that you are still clothed."

Sara thought for a minute, then stood up and slid off her pants, but stopped and said "this stays a secret..." then continued to take off her underwear, shirt, and bra.

I should take a break here and say that this all happened within a few minutes, but it really seemed like much longer.

Anyway, Ashley is slouched spread eagle on the couch while Sara's legs are conservatively spread. Both are looking at my dick, but Ashley is also glancing over at Sara. I think Ashley was getting bored, because she whispered "you have a condom?" Sara's hands stopped moving, and she just stared at Ashley. I said "yeah, probably in my bag," and I reached over and looked through the front pocket. I had a few, and pulled one out. Ashley got up, snatched it from my hand and ripped the packaging open. Before I could even move, Ashley had the condom on my dick and she was standing over me, rubbing my dick on her pussy lips.

Sara started to get up and said "I should probably leave you guys down here..." Ashley said "No, just stay. I dont care," and I just shrugged my shoulders. Ashley's tits were swinging in my face, and I grabbed her boobs and sucked on her nipples. I looked up, and she started making out with me. I could see Sara out of the corner of my eye, and she was looking at us and masturbating slowly.

She got up off me, and I thought the fucking was over. But she turned around and sat on my dick backwards, facing the couch. I reached around and grabbed her tits as they bounced. She grabbed Sara's leg and pulled her closer. Before Sara could say anything, Ashley was bent over and her tongue was between Sara's legs. Sara's eyes closed, her mouth opened, and for once she looked like she was enjoying herself.

Holy fuck, this seems much longer written out. My fingers legit hurt. I will come back later to finish. If you have reached this far, CONGRATS. I doubt many will actually make it this far though.

I loved being a cuckold when I was with my ex wife. It took me a few years to convince her. When we had sex I'd bring it up and she'd go with it but then would say she wouldn't really do it after. Finally it happened. Before CL got shut down we were searching it specifically for bbc but settled for a white guy. The unfortunate part was he didn't last long but I loved finally getting fucked. We found another guy who was massive and he came so many times in her. We both agreed to letting them bareback her. After him though she said she wasn't really into him and then we finally found her bull. Her first bbc. He lasted hours each time he came over. He didn't want to fuck her bare though which sucked but one time the condom broke and he came all up in her. I remember one time he came all over her stomach and I liked it all up. Daily she told me how much she loved her bull and how much she loved bbc. Unfortunately he had to end our engagement and we stopped until one night my best friend got to fuck her. She loved fucking guys in front of me. We ended up splitting about a year later and she ended up with a really good friend of mine. I act like I hate it but I love it. One of my best friends took my wife. I fantasize about them. Wondering if he's hung. I'd love for them to rub it in and fuck in front of me. Like I said I act like I hate him but in reality he's still one of my best friends and I'm proud to have had my wife stolen by him. I deserved it. I want to thank him and tell him it's an honor for me to have lost her to him. I just miss being cucked by her so much. Here's a rear view of her when I had her. I'm glad it's his now. A real man should have her.

So one of my close friends from high school moved away after we graduated. I haven't seen her in over three years. I have kept in contact so I knew she was coming to visit with her bf. We were fuck buddies in high school but like I said I haven't seen her in years. I know she hates sex with her current bf. She used to be so slutty but now she isnt. But I know the slut in her is still there. I talked to her and she told me she is getting a hotel room for us while her bf stays at her parents house. I used to hate the guys and girls that cheated. But you know what I don't care. I took her v card and know how sub she is. By the time she goes back home with her bf she will be bruised and sore. I can't wait to fuck her pussy till she cums and squirts. I used to love it when she called me master. This is going to be one hell of a night

I confess, I'm freezing my dick off. I fucking hate winter and wish I didn't have to leave my house again until March

I confess that I work around a lot of tween girls. I have zero attraction towards. I've read a few 'confessions' aka fantasy posts and it's obvious you guys don't know anything about tween girls. Yes, they can be flirtatious but they definitely do not want to fuck ugly, fat balding guys like the motherless posters. They wouldn't even fuck Justin Bieber. They are very prude. From what you guys post, you make it seem like every 10 year old girls wants to suck a dick but it's not true. They don't even want to see one let alone have one put into their mouths. Another thing is that the older girls (middle school and high school age) who put out are usually fat, ugly and black and/or hispanic. The pretty girls don't have to be whores because they get what they want without giving up pussy.
I hate to burst your bubble but it's the truth.

i have found that im attracted sexuly to my little sister shes 17. but she hates me and refuses to talk to me. any suggestions on how i can fuck her ?

I confess...

... that I am still wildly in love with my ex-girlfriend, even though she has moved on. I am so addicted to the pain and jealousy that I've done my best to stay in contact with her, and we still talk. I am now firmly in the friendzone and it fucking destroys me that she has just started dating a new guy, a hockey player to boot. He is good looking, and way more in shape than I've ever been. She's happy and doesn't think of me, she doesn't answer my messages for long periods of time.

It drives me fucking crazy and I both hate and love it.

We all have that one - aunt, friend, friends mom or sister, your relative or whatever that we want to see forced, used, humiliated, hate fucked and bred .  Mine is below. Please share yours. 

Before you read this and assume im some EDL chanting fuckwit, i have no problem with anyone so long as they don't have a problem with me. Im in no way writing this with racial motivations, it's targeted at asylum seekers who come into this country, divide communities and create hostile environments for anyone not like them. However i will admit i use one group in particular as an example, but that doesn't make them the only one guilty of this.

What would you say if there was groups of people moving to your country; buying streets of houses for their relatives and other people from their country; ignoring the law of the country they're in and following their own special law instead with no interference from the government who are scared of 'offending them'.
In England this is happening and has been happening for years and no ones doing a fuckin thing about it. Call me a racist if you want i don't care, so called 'refugee' communities with no interest in integrating with our society are ruining this country.

Gangs of Muslim men raping little white girls because in their culture women are below men.

Young kids being brainwashed by sharia law fanatics in pop-up mosques appearing like fuckin weeds in every town and city.

British troops being harassed and beaten up in the streets and being branded 'murderers' in their own country.

Refusing to learn and speak english and only speaking their native language with people from their country.

I have no problem with people of different faiths, backgrounds, whatever. But i won't stand for it when british people become a target for these cunts and no one has the backbone to get rid of them. If you hate white people so much fuck off back home!

My (24F) ex-BF (26M) got me addicted to porn. I never watched before until he wanted to while we had sex. It was fun and exciting. He picked a regular amateur vid of a couple fucking. Nothing very noteworthy about it now but at the time I felt so dirty, watching other people fuck while he was taking me from behind. I could tell he loved it because he was harder than I'd ever felt him and he barely lasted. I was riding the high of being so dirty for a while. 

The next night he just put it on without saying anything. This time he licked my pussy till I came before he fucked me. The whole time he was watching a woman getting gang fucked. I was jealous that she turned him on more than me but I loved seeing all those men taking her without even caring if she liked it. I'd never seen a man act like that and it made me feel like I was missing something. Thinking about it made me feel even dirtier, which just turned me on more.

I started watching it without him, going down a rabbit hole of increasingly degrading scenes. He loved it. He loved coming in and seeing me fucking myself to women getting brutally fucked, hit, spit or pissed on. I stopped wearing bras (i have smaller tits anyway) and eventually stopped wearing panties except for during my time. 

He dumped me about 4 months later. He texted me that he was going to stop by with his brother (25) on their way to go on a dirt bike camping weekend. My brain took that to mean he was bringing his brother over so they could fuck me together. When they got there I was completely naked and ready. His brother was shocked and just walked out. My BF went off on me about being a whore and left. I apologized over and over and cried for hours. Even after that I couldn't go to bed without getting off. I felt horrible and turned on for being that way. 

I hate that I love porn so much. 

Whenever I see someone not making an informed decision I want to kill them, people who would gladly throw their life away don't deserve to live. This is especially true with politics, I fucking hate liberals and new conservatives and wish they would all die.

I confess that I am a 25 year old guy and my mother had me take ballet for many years when I was growing up. Pretty fucking sad, I know. How my father allowed such a fucking travesty to transpire I will never understand. When I should have been playing football or hockey I was dressed up in tights, prancing around like a fairy. If this wasn't bad enough I was sexually molested for a number of years by one of my male dance instructors. He was and I'm assuming still is a pedophile. I am truly thankful that he never fucked me, but, as much as it pains me to tell it. He had me suck his dick so many times that I don't even know how often it happened....Maybe over a hundred, it's possible.

So, needless to say, I hate my parents and now when I jerk off I fantasize about swinging an axe into my old dance instructors face...Good times!

Rock hard thinking about her being manhandled held down and hate fucked.

I confess I loathe myself for my sexual desires. I am 30 and am fucking a 16 y.o. emo chick. Yes, its legal b/c the age of consent is 16 where I live. Regardless, I hate how excited I get picking her up at her high school so I can fuck her before dropping her off at her bus stop.

I hate the US I wanna take a flag to a 4 forth of July Party and light the mother fucker up and run around screaming and yelling "FUCK THE USA" "BURN IT DONWN ...TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!"

i fucking hate white people

Once again an Ashley Madison contact turns out to be fake. What a shock! This person, who went by the name "Vanessa," sent me a message and we traded four or five emails over the course of a week. She sent me five pictures in all, which I'm guessing came from some random Facebook account. She told a pretty convincing story: forty years old, in the midst of a divorce, born in Scotland and brought by her parents to the States when she was still a child. The parents died in a car wreck some years back. She was a freelance makeup artist who mostly worked on movie locations and, in this particular instance, was on a shoot in Turkey but planned to be back in our home town in about a week.

Her emails were long and personal, explaining that her husband had booted her out for a younger woman and how she hadn't had much luck on A/M until I responded to her initial inquiry. She also hadn't had sex in about a year, etc. But there were a few red flags that told me, pretty much right away, that this was going to be a scam. First, she never discussed what part of the city she lived in, while also mentioning nothing that would have indicated her familiarity with the area, despite my questions along those lines. And while her vocabulary was sophisticated, she occasionally used words that weren't quite what she meant, or expressions that seemed stilted. I've been an editor for many years and have a pretty good ear for when people are writing in English but it's not their first language. That was definitely the case here. Finally, her emails got sexual fairly quickly, as if we'd skipped a few steps in the normal man/woman getting-to-know-you phase.

I was curious to see where this would lead. So even being 95 percent sure this was bogus, I went along and provided equally engaging replies, while making sure not to give away any specific personal details. With her alleged "return to town" just a couple of days away, I was ready for the hook. And sure enough ...

In her final email to me, she wove a tale of woe that was equal parts entertaining and absurd. She claimed she needed to retrieve her makeup shipment from a local source, but the supplier had raised his prices and she didn't have enough cash to make up the difference. She claimed to ask the film production company to "give her a raise" but in the same sentence insisted they would only pay her upon completion of the job. She ended her email like this:

"What hurts most is that I do not have enough money on me to sort the bill and really hate myself for what I am about to do. I am at a crossroad, can you possibly lend me some money? I will pay back once I return home."

You see what I mean by the odd syntax?

OK -- there are so many things wrong with this scenario. First, if she was only retrieving her makeup supplies now, a couple of days before leaving for home, what the fuck had she been using on the movie set up to that point? Second, who goes to some foreign location as a makeup artist without having one's supplies in hand, since you could hardly expect to find the unique items she claimed to require in some random place in Turkey. Third, what kind of company that deals in such exotic items -- she insisted this was all custom stuff -- does not also take credit cards or, conversely, who goes overseas without having the means to withdraw funds from an ATM. It's fairly certain most places in Turkey are somehow connected to the international banking system, right?

Here was my reply:

Hi Vanessa:

No.

Nice story, though. And by the way, we say "crossroads," not crossroad.

Love,
Zac

Naturally I did not receive a reply. But just to play with this person's mind a bit more without giving away too much of my game, I sent this email the following morning:

Hi Vanessa,

So -- does this mean we're NOT getting together when you "return"? That's a shame. I was looking forward to sliding my talented tongue into your sweet "Scottish" pussy. Does it taste like haggis? LOL!

Your friend,
Zac

I’ve been married to my wife for about 10 years now and we dated for 3 years before that but last night I found out she used to be a complete slut for black cock. She let slip whilst we were talking about something and I kept asking her for more details. Turns out she has slept with a lot more men than I thought, I was her first white partner for years as she had this BBC fetish. She’d had a lot of unprotected sex, I always believed I was one of only a few that she’d let cum inside her but apparently there were dozens. She’d always been a bit boring in the bedroom but she confessed that she’s been to several sex parties where she’d been fucked by many men at a time. She’d been pregnant twice before she met me and used to love the taste of cum. She doesn’t know the exact number but thinks she must have swallowed 300-400 different guys loads, yes now she hates oral and has only ever sucked me off twice. My confession is that I find it a real turn on knowing about her slutty past and part of me wishes she would go back to her old ways. I’ve always wanted to share her but she’s always been against it. How can I persuade her to become a cum slut again? 

Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

Everyone hates you, yeah you motherfucker, you know who I'm talking to!

Love to see her in a van getting ready to be hate fucked.

I hate fag's... I use to beat on them years ago for fun. It's something about a girly man that really anger's me. The thought of a man getting fucked up the ass instead of enjoying a beautiful woman doesnt make sense to me... does it to you ?!?!?

My girlfriends sisters so fucking hot she thinks I hate her but in truth she drives me nuts

I confess that my best friends girlfriend is taking all of our hang out time from me. I hate it so much that I just wanna fuck my friends girlfriend rough in the ass right in front of her. I think it's pretty hot they're a lesbian couple, but ever since they got together I've barely saw my best friend. I just want to fuck her girlfriend and make her my bitch so that she does what I say. I want her to only spend time with my friend when I say she can, and I want my friend to see it all happen.

What is wrong with me?

Back in the 70s, I was anal-probed by a group of aliens who came to earth as UFO's. No-one believed me - the police, feds, newspapers...all thought I had made it up. Now, my butt has swelled to double size and my anus drips constantly with green stuff making me have to wear a nappy. Also I have a permanent hard on and a headache most of the time. Please help! I am thinking of ending my life. Those fucking aliens...hate them!

I love watching chicks take it in the ass, but fuck! I hate when I start watching a nice ass then find that it's a clip of a chick taking a shit - it makes me want to fucking puke. It's one of the few perversions I just cannot relate to. There is just nothing sexy about shit. For you few, and I mean few, people who life shit - fuck are you sick! Eat shit, smell shit, you are shit. I say that all, because I know that will turn you on. So more power to you, but for me, keep the shit out of the videos, or at least warn us in the titles. No better way to kill my hardon than to see shit when I don't expect it.

Damien: Everybody hates me!
Mr.Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?
Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!
Mr.Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaaah
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead.
Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman
Officer Barbrady: Well you ain't Fiona Apple,
and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!
Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
Stan: At least im not a little pig fucker.
Cartman: God damn it!
Stan: Dude!
Kyle: Huh Sick
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah
Cartman: You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
Mr.Garrison: You got to hell!
Stan: You butt plug.
Kyle: Damn!
Cartman: Well screw you too.
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Sure Hun.
Cartman: Kick Ass!
Cartman: Hey, ill blow your freakin head off you peice of crap!
Mr.Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
Cartman: He is a very disturbed little boy.
Ms.Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?
Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!
Ms.Cartman: You can have a eensy weensy bit can't you?
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Cartman: Okay!
Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts!
Cartman: God Damnit!
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Mr.Garrison: Dumb ass, what a retard!
Stan: You fat fuck!
Kyle: Screw You.
Stan: Dude.
Mr.Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!
Officer Barbrady: Fruitcake!
Cartman: Bitch.
Wendy: No, I'm not acting like a freak!
Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish
sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
Stan: What the hell are you talking about!
Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Wendy: Barf is gross!
Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pippins: Lunchy munchy hmm!
Stan: Oh yeah? Well at least my moms not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Cartman: Damnit, would you shut the hell up?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Hankey: Howdy Ho!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Cartman: Son of a bitch.
Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace, the way is paved with gold for ye who seek truth!
Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black trunks...the king of all that is evil...
Towns People: Barbara Striesand, Barbera Striesand!
Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!
Chef: Barbera Striesand?
Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Leonard Maltin: Leonard Maltin.
Leonard Maltin: Sydney Potier.
Chef: Sydney Potier?!
Stan: Oh yeah.
B.S.: Your some little hick!
Stan: You ugly skank!
Cartman: Damn your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey! Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!

Dick gets throbbing picturing her held down and hate fucked.

I know some of you won't believe me. But there are some decent looking pan-handler chicks out there. And some day once in a great while you may find one that is kinda hot.

Let me clarify, I live on the West so there are these young people usually between 16-20 that are like hippy urban backpackers, or "gutter-punks" (google it). Basically runaways.

Well, I've never done anything even remotely like this before but I've always fantasized of taking advantage of some slut.

My confession is that I was driving to WalMart and standing in the center divide was a shapely asian girl wearing tight pants and a little shirt showing off her mid-section. She had a cardboard sign that said "Anything Helps".

Her face was decent and she didn't look that dirty, but her hair was kinda matted.

I stuck my hand out of the window with a couple of quarters and she came down the line of cars to get them.

When she took them I smiled and said "Blowjob?"

She looked away and then down, but it didn't take her long to respond. I looked to make sure the light was still red and she said, "20".

I unlocked the passenger door and she got in.

"Let me see the money"

"I have to go to the ATM, I didn't expect to see you."

She agreed to go with me and we made small talk about how long she had been in town and I some how got her to agree to suck it first and then we would go to the ATM.

I didn't get the impression she did this sort of thing. Maybe I was hr first paying customer?

Certainly not her first blowjob.

We parked in the back of a near by strip mall where 2 out of 5 stores had closed down (a sign said 99 cent store coming soon).

I took out my cock and she looked like she was having second thoughts for a moment. I smiled and she put her mouth on it.

She was just kinda doing an OK job but it was a hot scenario and I was already hard.

After a few minutes of letting her do it herself but not really getting close to cuming, I started to pump her mouth, not too long into that she wasn't keeping her head down so I forced her down into my crotch as I pumped her face. I could hear her gagging and she started to buck but I said "I'm almost there, hang on" and she relaxed a bit, gasping.

It was about a minute of this, her bucking and making a "glub glub" sound with me holding and pumping hard into her mouth that I came.

She made no attempt to swallow and my pants we all slimey with a mixture of drool / spit and cum.

When she came up, her eyes and nose were red like some one that was just crying really hard.

I said "That was good", relaxing from the release of my load and still hard.

She, wiping her mouth with the sleeve of her jacket said quietly "you're an asshole"

I said "you did a good job"

She leaned back in the chair not looking at me and just said "fuck you" pouting.

I was still hard but it was going down and I decided to put my cock away, grabbing some left over fast-food napkins to wipe up her drool mess on my pants.

While I'm doing this she said "I want my money now"

Now, when I picked her up I had full intentions on paying her but when the thought crossed my mind to gyp her out of it, my dick instantly became hard again.

I smiled and said "I don't have my wallet".

She got pissed at this point and was all like "what the fuck, I fucking hate you" saying she was dumb and should have known better, kinda was crying, so I gave her the rest of the change in my cup holder which was mostly pennies but some dimes and quarters - at the very most 5 or 6 dollars but it could have been only 4.

She looked at me with such spite after I emptied the cup of change into her hand, some of the coins were sticky with soda and there was a paperclip and some dirt and a couple screws.

I said "thanks, it was good" and she just opened the door and said "fucking asshole" quietly.

From there she walked off.

The sun had been going down and now it was late. Too late for her to panhandel any more that night.

I drove away and just saw her slowly walking through the empty back parkinglot with her head down. My guess is she's sleeping in the little hutch with the dumpsters behind the store tonight.

Am I a bad person?

I'm pissed...i just came a little bit accidentally on the wrong porn scene and ruined my cumshot, i hate when that happens. Now i have to wait and i had already built up a lot of momentum, ugh, ruined my friday night. the next cumshot wont be as intense.

i should just fuck an electrical socket.

I hate this tmdtmd faggot. Why the fuck has he posted 100's of pics of some asian chick sucking some guy off??? Can someone seriously beat him with their shoe? Appreciated.

My family thinks very highly of me. They�re very proud of me and tell me how good I�m doing. Little do they know that I hate them almost as much as I do my parents. Hate? No. More like rage, as my therapist noted. Eleven years of my life. From Four to around Fifteen. All my mother did is choose booze and drugs over me and my little brother and sister. And you people knew about it. I KNOW you did. But you did nothing. You people lived in nice homes and hid behind smiles while we slept in roach infested houses. You fought tooth and nail when my big sister stepped in to save us. Took her out of the Will.

My family thinks very highly of me. They�re very proud of me and tell me how good I�m doing. I don�t hide behind a smile, but they don�t want to see the real me. I�m 24 years old. I�ve been diagnosed with Server Depression with Psychotic Traits, Disthymea, and Borderline Personality Disorder. I�ve survived three attempted suicides. One was ODing on sleeping pills. I can�t even remember what I did the other Two times. They�re could have been a Fourth, but I�m not so sure now. I�ve been doing better the last few years. I may just have a life worth living.

My family thinks very highly of me. They�re very proud of me and tell me how good I�m doing.
But Got I�m So Fucked Up.

Fuck whalewars. Those assholes are terrorists. Japan is an island and they have to utilize the resources they have at hand. They have been eating whales for fuckin eons, they have children to feed for pete's sake. If those pirates came and confronted my ship I would bind their feet and throw them into the ocean. Personally, I would love to eat whale meat. They are just big dumb fish. Humpback whales alone eat 36,500,000,000 pounds of food a year. I say kill all those damn whales and give that 36 billion pounds of food to the poor or mcdonalds of something. Damn, I hate whales

This slut is MUCH older than I normally like. But even as old as she is, she has got a fucking awesome body! I hate to admit it, but even though she's so old, I would fuck her in every hole so many times, she'd have cum squirting out of her ears!

I’m not gay I’m a sissy faggot.
Don’t have any romantic interest in men. Infact I love women. Especially slutty women. But sexual I want to be a slutty women. I want to be a public whore. I want men to fuck me like the 19yo NO LIMIT cum slut I see my self as.

Honestly I think my ideal relationship would be with an older couple say 50’s. Serving under the fat BBW fuck pig wife. I imagine being all dressed up and bound up in the corner. Chastised and plugged wearing a funnel gag and serving as a urinal for the wife’s drunken Gand bang party. I as I watch her fat roll bounce like a lava lamp as she takes 3 cocks at once I am truly in love. I worship this woman and all she can take. After the last cream pie my gag is removed and the fat balding husband drags me by my pigtails to the end of the bed shoving my face into my loves fat gaping blown out cum filled pussy and Bellows “EAT!!” As I burry my face in her massive pussy he tears away my plad skirt and panties and violently rips my princess plug out of my sissy ass. As I let out a massive shreek the woman I love orgasms and sprays all those strangers cum and her piss all over my face. Then I feel the cock of the fat old man that ownse the woman I love slam into my sissy pussy as he degrades me. He angerly explains that worthless fat pigs need to be used and abuesd by true alpha men and that’s the only thing worth less than a fat pig slut is the sissy boy that loves her for the disgusting pig she is.

I hate this Man I truly despise him except for the fact that he is 💯% right. And for that reason I worship this man. I gladly such his old sweaty balls. I gladly rim his ass and drink his piss because he’s right. I am madly in love with his fat pig slut of a wife. She has no limits then neither should I.

After all the men have brutally fucked me and my lovely pig has cum 2 more times they drag me into the bathroom floor and piss all over me.ad I lay there my my 300 pound public slit waddles in and crouches over my face and tells me I was a very good slit trainee today and I deserve a reward. As I see he blown out but hole lower over my mouth she wispers “in been saving this for you for the past hour”. She then squirts a massive load of strangers cum mixed with her shit into my open mouth. She then kisses me on the forehead and wispers in proud of you.

As I lay there savoring the beautiful gift given to me by the woman I love. I realize. This is where I belong this is who I was mentioned to be.

I've mentioned it before but I always get a laugh on this "national sibling day" bs. No secret that I've dated friends sisters. My wife knows, part of being open and honest with her. So privately we get a good laugh when my friends post those sibling photos. It started with "Does she still hate you for always making her swallow? I know she hates me, I'm your wife. She thought if she swallowed enough she'd suck her way into a ring". Then there's the "How the hell did you fit in her ass? That had to be painful. Was she stupid drunk or just stupid?". There's a few more comments about who I fucked, who she fucked etc. One friend posted his sister's wedding cake smash. " How many loads has that face taken? I bet her husband has no clue why she won't go to the local Starbucks anymore. Didn't you make her order extra cream while wearing a load?"

I don't apologize for past adventures. It was a lot of fun.

She hates her body and cuts herself. Do you think she's fun in bed? I'd love to imagine a big cock fuckin her was or those skinny legs in the air. Let's call this mongloid whore "jububean the azn fat bitch" you can find her in the redlight district in a window gawking at men's bulges ready to lick you and suck you until you ready to fuck her brown asian dirtbox

I suggest watching Die Trilogy for Christmas fucking great movies, to bad they dont make movies like these anymore. Especially the beginning of the 3rd one, Mclane walks in the street of harlem wearing a sign that says i hate niggers LMAO...good shit

I am a 19 year old man living in Tennessee.

A few years back I began a steamy affair with an adult woman.

I always thought she was sexy and I had been messing around with my mom for a time. I tried to find a way to get tis woman to have sex with me, after all, I was only 13.

I finally tried getting a boner and letting her see it and when I saw her look, I rubbed it...

She closed the door and rubbed me through my pants. I was so horny..

That is all we did. I was so horny I went home and fucked my mom really hard, my rubber broke and I did not even stop.

I think about a few weeks wnet by and she asked for my cell, and then started sending me pics. First they were just her dancing and in bra and stuff, but then she sent me one of her pussy.

The next time we were alone she was going to take me home, but we went to her house and I fucked her, she did not make me wear a rubber either, she felt really good, she was skinny and hot, where my mom was not.

We fucked a lot but she got careless and her husband caught her taking pics wit her phone and he took her phone.. and saw our texts and knew it was me, and somethings we had said pissed him off and he called the cops.

She got in lots of trouble and is still locked away, but I miss her. I still mess with mom, but not so much anymore. People watch me now and I am scared, I did not tell on her, and I do not feel like a victim.. I know some girls are having sex with their brothers and dads and stuff and I know now that it is better to just not talk to anyone and enjoy the sex because once the cops got involved everyone lost everything, we lost a lot of stuff and the cops are always watching me because she sent me pics and stuff after she got caught too, so now the cops are always up my ass and I cant do anything and people do not want to be around me because the cops are always around.

It was just sex, just sex... I really hate america now, they are so weird about people having sex with teens, but when I turn on facebook all I see is sex ads and shit... stupid.

My life is shit now and I guess i will just wait for her to get out becuase no other girl wants to date me.

I recently moved in with my GF after dating for two years. It took us a while to find a place in our price range, we wanted to rent a house, but had to settle for a condo.

Our landlord is a cougar MILF, recently widowed and owns her own business. Ive only seen her in business suits and its so sexy. Usually pencil skirt suits with high heels.

Right after we moved in we let her know about a few things that needed to be fixed. She was fine with it and said she would come over to let her maintenance guy in. I completely forgot to put away my bong.

I got a text at work of a picture of my bong reading "I think we need to talk" from my landlord. I wasnt sure what to do, but I told my boss that I was going to have to take a long lunch but I would work late to make up for it.

By the time I got home the maint guy was leaving and she was looking sexy as fuck in her suit but I was nervous that she was about to kick us out.

I'll spare you reading the whole convo but basically she said she would ignore the fact that Im smoking weed in her place if I was her bitch. I didnt really have much of a choice but I told her my GF couldnt find out. She agreed.

She likes having me come over to her place and as soon as I walk in the door we roleplay as mom/son.
She likes to spank me, tease me, stroke my cock, finger me, suck me off, make me eat her out, fuck me with a strapon, and if I cum in her before she tells me to she makes me lick it out of her. Sometimes she likes to just sit on the couch and watch TV while she breastfeeds me.

At first I hated this but I'm actually starting to love it all.
Im even starting to take control of the situation and initiate a lot of the stuff we do.

I am a member of the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan and have been for a while now. I'm not going too say what state or what my ranking is because I will be beat & banished if they find out.

This 23 year old black woman (I'm in my 30's) heard about me being a member through neighborhood gossip and my friends coming over in their pro-white shirts.

One day I came home from work and she said "excuse me mister?" I was thinking "oh boy, here we go." I said "what?" She said "I'm not scared of your ass ya fucking cracker!" I replied "Well good for you ya fucking nigger!" I expected for her to go get some of her bang banging spooks after I said that but she walked up too me and said, "I think that's so hot! Call me a nigger again!"

I was shocked! I said something like "You're a crazy fucking nigger and I suggest you leave NOW!!!!" She did.

A few days later she said "Hello cracker!" I said Hello nigger!" When I said that she grabbed her tits and shook them at me!!!!!

This when on for months. One night I get a knock at my door and it was her! She asked me if i was alone and if I could talk? I said I was alone but that I really didn't want too speak too her. She then said "That's okay then, we don't have too talk, just put on your klan robe and fuck me!" She turned around bent over and pointed at her ass and said "You know you want too hit that shit!!!!"

I looked around too see if anyone was looking and I said "Hurry up and come in. I don't want too be seen talking to a nigger!" She freaking laughed at me.

I said "sit down and don't move because I know how you niggers are, always stealing shit!" She laughed her fucking ass off! It was like whatever mean and hateful thing I was saying was making her more wet and excited! I told her I would be back.

I went into my bedroom and was putting my hood and robe on with my back to the bedroom door and I soon as I turned around you was at my door! I was like "Nigger! I told you not too move!" As soon as I said that, she dropped too her knees and said (in a old time black Southern accent) "I'm sorry massa! I'm sorry massa!" I couldn't help it but I started to bust out laughing!!!

She was like "Mother fucker! taking this serious! This is my fantasy!!!!!"

I had a g/f who passed away in a car wreak and we has hand cuffs and whips. I went to the closet door, got out a whip and said something along the lines of "Nigger, you have very been bad! I ripped off her shirt and she coward down and scooted away from me. I didn't know if she was really fearing me or it was a act but as soon as I heard "Massa!! please no massa!!! It was all her ok.

I ripped off her tight jeans along with her panties and begun to beat her on the ass with the whip. As soon as I seen her pussy juice up, I was instantly hard! I was like WTF am I doing!!!! lol I pulled out my cock through my robe and said "suck my cock nigger!!!!!" And wow, did she ever! It was one of the best BJ's I have ever had.

My hood has a 3 buttons on the face mask so I can still wear my hood minus the face mask. I took the mask off. She way like noooo!!! I said Nigger, I'm going too eat your pussy and be smelling your pussy during my cross lighting's!!! She just laughed, so did I!

I kept thinking too myself, "I hope this nigger don't have aids..." lol

Anyway, after that I ended up fucking her with a condom on of course. It was a wild night. This was more than a year ago. Every time she sees me she says fuck you cracker and I say fuck you nigger. It was only a 1 time thing though I jack off and think about that night often...

I confess that I am madly infatuated with my cousin and I want to feel her up and fuck her so badly. My inaction is killing me, and just being in her presence alone makes me hard.

As of late, I've been kinda 'hinting' by playfully poking her breasts, which she doesn't seem to mind. I would love to take things further but I don't know how to proceed and I would really hate ift hings got awkward.

Any tips on how I can go about this?

I confess that my boyfriend is anorexic and I love how much he hates himself. I�m only with him because it�s fun to watch him beat himself up every day over food he doesn�t even eat. I really enjoy teasing him and making fun of him and just plain upsetting him because I like to see him cry. I honestly don�t give a fuck if he�s skinny or not but the fact that HE cares makes everything really fun because it�s easy to put him down. He constantly talks about killing himself and how much he doesn�t matter. I hope someday he does it. It would upset his family so much and I like to fuck with them, too.

My gf's best friend is the biggest bitch I have ever met. Pretty much everyone that knows her is in agreement with me. We absolutely hate each other and I find it hard to be civil anytime she is around. The problem is that her bitchiness makes her smoking hot to me and I fantasized about her when I was with my gf. This girl owns a restaurant with her husband, so one night I went there and sat at the bar till closing and it ended up just being me and her alone with the doors locked. She was really annoyed with me and kept hinting it was time to leave. I was alittle drunk by now and told her if we could do a shot together I would tell her my reason for being there. Well we did several shots as I confessed my attraction and my fantasies. She was not impressed at all and promptly showed me the door. As i was just about to walk out I grabbed her and tried to kiss and as she pushed me away we both tripped on a stool and fell. While on the floor I tried to kiss her again and this time she kissed me back. That was the hottest kiss ever! After dreaming of this and finally feeling her tongue, that was fucking heaven! We went upstairs to her office and ripped each others clothes off and she practicly shoved my face between the sexiest legs I've evr seen. I have to say when I would fantasize about her it was always a hard grudge type fuck, but this was not the case. After i licked her to orgasm I climbed on top made slow and sensual love to her. The kind where you kiss passionately and stare into each others eyes. It was so amazing and passionate that I came inside her without either of us saying a word. Afterwards we layed there kissing and touching before we went at it again. The girl I hated last week with every fiber of my being is now the girl that I love and lust for more than any woman on the planet. This is my true confession and it feels damn good to get it off my chest.

ASS LICKER KISSER FUCKER

according
to some people we are all going to hell
because god made us all fucked up sinners
and we don't hate ourselves enough
to be worthy of redemption

well im fucked up for sure
and as far as i can tell your fucked up
but the good part is you have an ass
and im an ass man

you know the position of power
don't you?
thats right, when you bend down low
and rhapsodicaly sway your hips
as an enticement
not that i need much encouragement

so all is not lost
that is if you don't get all virgin on me
and act like we have to be in love first
although,
im pretty sure i do love you
no
im not just saying that to use you
i really do love you
how could i not
with an ass a lovely as yours
:D

I want to confess I've cheated on my wife a lot. It all happened after we had kids and in a 2 yr span. Before kids our sex life was pretty good. It was nothing crazy at all but we did it 3 or 4 times a week and we were happy. Before my wife I was a man whore and fucked anything that was at least a 6 and I was known to slay some 5's if need be. My wife knew this and still loved me. This is how it all started

After about the 5 month of preganancy my wife hated sex and it just wasn't happening.After we had our child she wasn't in the mood ever. At about 5 months after my son was born we had sex finally and it was really great but needless to say things didn't change. As things would have it we had sex once in almost a year and my wife got pregnant again. Between the baby and being pregnant sex went out the window. It was over a year before we had sex again.

During all this we had a couple we were friends that had a very flirtatious wife. She had stated plainly in front of my wife and her husband that I was her type much more then her husband was. She would text me randomly with a dirty joke or off the wall comment and was always very suggestive. Finally one day I was sick of being the one who was always uncomfortable so I told her she should come by one day when my wife was at work. She texted back "ANY TIME,ANY PLACE". I called bullshit and said "my place 15 mins". She texted back "have my kids with me,call me" I called and she was laughing. She told me I was the one who was full of shit. I said "yes I was just trying to make you uncomfortable like you make me". She responde "Can I be honest for a second?" "Totally" I replied. " I wish I was married to you instead of Rick" she blurted out. Silence on both ends. "Hello Jake are you there" "Uh yeah yeah I'm uhh here" I stuttered. " Are you OK?" she said. "Yea Melissa I'm fine, just caught off guard." "Jake it's true I've wanted to be with you since I was 13 and you were graduating high school but when you moved back to town dating Amy after college I knew it would never happen. I prayed everyday that y'all would break up and you could be mine. You don't know how many times I've thought about you when Rick and I where having sex. How manys I've masterbated to the thought of you. Seriously you were the first guy I ever thought about when I masterbated. I wanted you to be the one to take my virginity"." Are you fucking serious" I responded. " As serious as I can be Jake, I think I'm in love you I have been since I first saw you."

Now lets go back 15 yrs. The first time I saw Melissa she was a homeschooled kid whose dad wad pentecostal eveangelist, and lived in a Camper being pulled by a truck. She was nothing to look at even for 13. Dumpy clothes,out of style hair,and big ass nerd glasses. When I moved back 8 yrs later she was 21 and had comepletely changed. Long blonde hair,36 c tits,nice ass,and no more glasses. I told my dad one day if it wasn't for Amy I would be all over Melissa. If I was going to pick a woman to cheat on my wife with it was Melissa.

"Well if we are being honest Melissa I've thought about you many times since I moved back but I couldn't hurt Rick and I surely don't want to hurt my wife,' I responded. "I know" Melissa whispered and hung up. Needless to say my thoughts for Melissa were totally sexual and my cock was hard as rock after her confession. I jerked off got cleaned up but couldn't get her off my mind. "You ok?'" I texted her. "Yes,I just feel stupid" she replied. " Why" I replied. " I'm not a 13 yr old girl anymore Jake,hell I'm not even 21,I'm 28 and I have 3 kids, your wife is one of my best friends and I'm telling you I love you" "It's ok" I replied "I love you too" In hindsight that was maybe the shittiest thing I've ever said to someone. "DO YOU REALLY?" she asked." Yes why would I lie?" "To be nice so I don't feel like an idiot she answered. That was partly true but my ego needed to be fed and this was the only way I knew to do it. "Nope" I texted back " I'll call you later.

Later that night after the kids were in bed I told my wife bye and went to work out on the way I called Melissa. I told her how much I thought about her all day and that I wished I could just touch her. I threw out as much BS as I could so I would get what I wanted. " You know Melissa telling me you fanatsize about me got me so turned on honestly I'm hard right now just thinking about it." "oh Really" She replied "well guess what Rick is still working and the kids are asleep why don't you come over." "I can't tonight I told Amy I was just going to run on the treadmill and work out for a minute. What are you wearing?" I blurted out."T shirt and some boy shorts" she answered. " Send me a pic" I said. No response I waited a few minutes and started to get sick. The phone went dead. OH shit I fucked up " You Alive" I texted No response. I sat my phone and started to wonder if Rick walked in and found her phone. Finally my phone beeped and there she was laying on the bed no face but her smoking hot body. "Do you like it?" she said "Oh yes" I responded "less clothes more skin" I pushed. No response finally my phone beeps and she is there shirtless in her panties. Now honestly she wasn't as hot without clothes as I hoped but her tits where pretty good. They were sagging a little having had 3 kids in 5 yrs but her nipples were perfect and very suckable. Her stomach was ok. She had some stretch marks but I could work with it.I immediately called her back and said " My dick is so hard no way I can work out." " How big is it" she responded. "Want to see it?" I asked. " Since I was 13" I took a pic and texted it over and she responded "you think I can get it all the way down my throat. Your head is massive." Now by this time of my life I knew what I was working with.A slightly above avg 7in cock with a big thick dick head and good size thick shaft. I've had quite a few girls compliment me on my girth without being prompted. "I'm sure it will fit somewhere." I answered. " Jake make me cum" she said "tell me what you want to do to me spit in your hand and let me hear you stroke that cock." Rick had shitty job and worked shitty hours but he told me many time Melissa was a nympho and would call him while he was work and beg him to have phone sex. That he would get home 2 or 3 in the morning and he would fall asleep while she would ride his cock. So with this is mind I spit I moved my truck to the back of the parking lot and started stroking my cock for her. " Oh Jake I wish I was there to help you I'm so wet already," she cooed "stroke it hard and fast and tell me how much you want"."Oh Melisssa I want to fuck you so bad" I grunted."I know you do Jake" She took over "I've got my vibrator out on my clit too bad it's not your tongue. Tell me you want me" " I want you" I moaned " Tell me when you are ready to cum" she said sounding like she was almost there. "Now" I said Immediately and sprayed a thick rope all over chest and stomach. "OH Jake fuck me" she moaned out. After a few minutes she calmed down and said "I gotta go one of the kids is up call me tommorrow."

I'll finish the story if people want me too.

I confess I hate white bitches. All fucking day long they be all like why don't you get a job, why don't you help around the house, why do you drink so much malt liquor, why do you smoke so much weed, why you always gettin arrested, why wont you marry me, why won't you take a shower, why this, why fucking that.

I am so goddamned fucking sick and tired of every goddamned, fucking white cunt, I wish i could rape and beat and kill every fucking one of them.

I really hate my work mates they suck ass and never do any fucking work!!!!!!!! - they just toss off all day bumming about the office - and wasting time on games and sites like this all that for nearly 40k a year - its sick i hate themj

I fucking hate the guy who posts all the 'queeny' stuff, no one wants to see 1 minute clips. Post the whole thing or dont post at all!

My little sister was one of those kids who hated to wear clothes. Until she was 8 or 9 when ever she was home she was naked as could be, only put on clothes when we had guests. Even after she started to wear clothes, she didn't wear much. loose shorts and tank tops, with nothing under neath.

Now I'm 5 years older then her so, it always bugged the hell out of me. I'd be playing Halo with my friends and my naked sister would run by. Very embarrassing for a young teen.

We live on a large plot of land in a rural area, the closest neighbor is a couple hundred yards away. And thank fully hunting in very restrictive in the county. So we grew up in the woods. We had a nice spring fed pond on the property so we had no need for a swimming pool.

I was 18 just graduated high school, and waiting for college to start. The day was hot, the days were averaging in the high 90's all summer. With nothing to do I headed to the pond for a dip. And that is when I truly started to see my sister as something else. I was just getting ready to drop my shorts when she popped out of the water. Naked as the day she was born and looking like something out of a porn.

It was around noon so The sun was bright and right overhead. So I didn't see her face first, I just saw her nubile body, clean shaven and glistening. The desire for her just clicked on in my head. I knew it was her, she still only wore underwear when she had to. I had seen her various bits often enough to grown use to them. But knowing it was my sister it never aroused me.

So here was my sister walking towards me naked, me wearing only a pair of thin board shorts. As she walks past me she winks, says "Careful you'll put out an eye with that thing." and slaps my ass. I had full tent action going on, and I couldn't help but watch as she picked up a towel I hadn't seen and heads home, still naked. I did the only thing I could. Jerk off and took a swim. She was gone by the time I got home, went to a friends who lived near by. life went on as normal for a few days.

It was a week later. My parents slept in the basement, my sister and eye had rooms on the second floor. We also had a shared Game room, where we kept the game systems and a big screen. It was late, parents in bed, I was heading to the game room for some late night Call Of Duty. My sisters door was open a crack and as I past I heard a sharp intake on breath. I peeked in.

Her lights were off, but the screen of her laptop gave me more then enough light. She was on her stomach facing away from me. Her ass in the air and naked. She was staring at the porn on her laptop, and fucking her self with a hair brush. A week earlier I would of just left, but instead I shoved my hand in my shorts and played along. I had the absolute perfect view, almost like it was arranged. I watched as she finished and collapsed on her bed. I went back to my room and finished my self before going to bed. That was Thursday night.

Saturday night our parents were going out. Some sort of banquet for the company my dad works for. They would be gone all night, and if they drank too much would get a room. This wasn't uncommon, our parents stayed out occasionally, I would stay home to babysit. Of course My sister normally would go to her friends house for the night. But my parents expected me to be home just in case.

So it was 5pm when she walked into my room wearing her normal house attire. A pair of my old gym shorts and a too big tank. She comes up to me and without any shyness asks, "Do you have any condoms?"
Me, "Yeah why?"
Sis, "I want one Duh."
Me, "Why do you want one?"
Sis, "To use. I'm planing on giving up my virginity tonight."

My mind was reeling. We weren't super close, but we had always been upfront and honest with each other. I was the one who told her about sex when she started to show interest in boys. She had walked in on my with a girl more then once. And I wasn't the time of brother to try to stop her. I knew if she had her mind set on it nothing would stop her. I should just be glad she was using protection. So I got one from my night stand and handed it to her and said, "I won't stop you, but are you sure your ready? Are you sure he's the right guy?"

Sis, "I'm ready, I've been waiting for a year now. And I know he would never do anything to hurt me, he loves me."
Me, "Are you sure? Do I know him?"
Sis, "Yes and yes."
Me, "Who is it?"

She smiled, pulled off her shirt, dropped her shorts and right before she kissed me said, "You moron." The thought 'this is my sister' never once went through my head. My hormones took over and I kissed her back, running my hands over her body. We made out standing in the middle of my room for some time. When I needed more I picked her up and tossed her onto my bed. It took me 3 steps to strip and join her. I was far too aroused for drawn out foreplay. I went straight for her bald pussy. I know it's cliche but she tasted sweet. She locked her legs around my neck and her fingers in my hair. She climaxed quickly, and I drank it all in.

She was going to go down on me next but I couldn't wait. I grabbed a condom, she helped me put it on, and eased myself into her. She moaned loud as I went further into her tight virgin pussy. I had enough sense to go slow and not pound her silly. Going slow is the only thing that kept me from blowing my load in the first 5 seconds. She kept asking to try different positions. Once we got to doggie I was more the ready to blow so I told her to finish me with her mouth. I went at it like a porn start, which means I doubt she had ever sucked a real one. But she didn't gag much, and when I told her I was about to come she took it all in her mouth.

We laid in bed together for sometime, before either of us spoke. Sis, "That was fun."
Me, "Yeah, it's been too long for me."
Sis, "At least my first time didn't suck."
It was about now the whole fucking my sister started to settle in. She must have seen my face because she started to laugh, "Calm down. I'm not telling anyone, and I know you wont. I was serious about what I said, I've been planing this for a year. It was just sex, I'm on the pill you used a condom, so it's all good."
Me, "We shouldn't have Your my sister."
Sis, "Oh shut up. Did you like it, Yes. Was it fun, Yes. Were we safe, Yes." She smiled at me again, "Are we going to do it again, Yes and tonight."
I was done for, I was never able to say no to my sister.

After that we got very close. We didn't go after each other all the time. In fact after that first night it wasn't a regular thing. But we talked more and spent more time together. She promised me she would be very picky about any future guys. She even got me laid by one of her super cute friends, which turns out get her laid by the same super cute friend.

I was inspired to right this, because we just fucked a few hours ago and I felt like sharing.

I hate fucking tattoos.

I want to hate fuck and wreck this little slut. Whos with me?

Wifes tits, fuck them, bite them, slap them? She hates them and likes a little bit of torture

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Please tell me youre a regular person.

Stranger: ASL?

You: Stop typing like a fucking monkey

Stranger: GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTT. Hoe.

You: Still typing like a fucking monkey

Stranger: HOW?!

You: I hate you dude

Stranger: I hate your MOM!

You: That's cool

Stranger: I know.

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You: Congrats you're not typing like a monkey, we can have a conversation about how your mom should've swallowed

Stranger: And your mom shouldve spit?

Stranger: I think so.

You: And you just took what I said and tweaked it

You: Congratulations

You: \(._.)

Stranger: Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Stranger: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So fucking horny at work, I wanna take my gf in the cooler and pump a huge load in her. Fucking hate this shift lol I wanna go home so I can fuck my gf and chat with some pervs

I hate these fucking udders. They make me want to hit cunt punching bags even more

Anyone else fucking hate scrolling through and seeing 7 pictures just to open it and find all are clothed? I mean who the fuck puts pics on a porn site of chicks not naked?? Douche bags

yesterday on the way to work i was seriously contemplating suicide.
i feel like nobody loves me and also keep thinking why should they? then i think of how selfish and weak suicide is, which just makes me more depressed and hate myself even more.
i'm 18, male, and still a virgin, i hate my parents, i feel like i'm behind a thick sheet of glass when i'm with my friends. when i'm talking to someone i never articulate my words the way i want to in my head. i feel like i'm communicatively retarded, which is so fucking frustrating. then i don't wanna be around people because i'm depressed, but the lack of human interaction makes it even worse.
i feel like such a weak pussy for being like this, and that i'm better off just ending it. i'm such an egotistical cunt for even thinking that me killing myself would have an impact on other peoples lives. it made me feel like i was some way important when i imagined how people would react when they found out, but then i realized what i was doing, which made me feel like an even bigger piece of shit. i dont even know why i'm confessing this, as if people here would care, but i'd rather get it off my chest here than talk to my friends about it and have them really know how i feel. and i cant even talk to my parents, let alone talk to them about something like this. i get so angry and frustrated at them sometimes i just wanna end it.

im not the person i expect to be, so why go on being this person?

I've met this girl personally (we live in the same city) and every single day i long to see her get fucked. I hate that i think it but i can't help how much it turns me on.