I'm a married man that has been in the closet for too many years. Every time I'm with my wife I'm thinking about a man fucking my ass. His hard cock forcing it's way in. Using me and leaving his seed in my ass.
I would love to have a guy that loves fat men, and wants to fatten me up until I look like a blob. Sometimes he'd fuck my ass. Sometimes my face. He would also fuck my fat rolls, and cum all over me.

I am bisexual, but, if I would be honest to myself, I was always a lesbian. I guess that is why I never got married, and am pushing 41 this year.

My "bi" side is, probably the consequence of my desire to fit in, get a family, and children, but I have never had a satisfying relationship, nor sexual intercourse with a man. My first experience with a woman, was with a friend of mine, didnt last long, but it was so erotic and filled with tension, and great sex. After we broke up our secret affair, we we estranged for a while, I continued wandering left and right, being with men (openly) and women (secretly), until, after few years, we bumped into each other, by chance, and decided to catch up.

The reason of such secrecy regarding women is, that these things are still frowned upon here (eastern Europe), not forbidden, nor dangerous, but still tied to a high level of public scrutiny.

She got married, got two kids, he is an engineer, and showed me a photo of a fat blob of a man. She didnt mention our thing, like it never happened, and I found myself, once again, lusting over her, or maybe, it was just the feeling of missing those lovely times we had together.

So, we bonded, started doing things together, I got invited to birthdays, and other social events they hosted, started going out together, I even had a bf for a while, so we can all double date.

I felt something from her, since this all ordeal lasted for a very, very long time, but I wasnt sure if I was just imagining it, until, one day, she told me that her husband is turning 40, and she wants to "surprise him" with a threesome, with me!!!!

I knew what was up, she didnt want that, she just wanted me, and this was all a pretext. And she didnt want to surprise him, as I found out later on, he told her long time ago, that his fantasy is a threesome, and just before his birthday, she lead him on to mention it again, and she even lead him on, after pushing him long and hard, who would he want in it, besides her. Blake Lively was his first response, but when she pushed him to find a name of someone they knew, someone free, someone close to them, close to her, who could do that, without ruining it for all of us, my name came up.

To be honest, by the way he looked at me, she probably didnt need that much persuasion. I am no Blake, but I was never shy about my appearance, and I knew, and still know, that I look good.

And just like that, we started our adventure, that has been going on for over two years now. At this point, she told me they even do not have sex any more, without me being present. At start, we did it once, or twice a month, and it has evolved in us two having sex, while he is somewhat of a side piece.

He penetrated me only for the first few times, but after that, we kind of moved this in another direction, and now it is mostly him having sex with her, while she eats me out, or I eat her out. She told me he was getting a bit cranky for being side lined, and she then decided to give him anal passage, and now he is happy, but still cums very fast during it, especially when I start helping out, by kissing her down there.

So now, it is basically just us, having the sex of our lives. Since we made this experience more about us, our meetings became more frequent, and now it is usually once a week. When he gets too pushy, and touchy, and wants me, I just give him head, from which he cums in a few minutes and leaves us alone.

And it is still working this way. I asked her to just, go away with me, but she cut that topic at the very start, and got very angry, so it is what it is for now.

Part of me knows that this can go two ways - her, ending it, and going away with me, or her, ending it, and kicking me out of their life.

If the second scenario comes through, I am not sure what will I do with myself.

I confess I want to give my girlfriend a nice, thick, gooey facial. But every time I try there's a lot of it but it's really watery so it just doesn't feel right. I wanna dollop big blobs of hot goo on her face but it doesn't happen. I might add that it's only in this instance that it's like that, if I masturbate it comes out nice and thick.

My brother and I were just opportunists and had always been, so when my parents decided they were going out for the evening, we knew there was a chance to do something exciting but there was no way we were going to be able to have a party. We opted to sit at home and watch movies and ordered several before mom and dad left and threw a pizza in the oven. The minute they were out the door, Tommy was all over me with questions.

"Can Mike and Billy come over?" He asked with an adoring look on his face. "I promise we’ll just sit here and watch movies." I did think Mike was quite cute but way too young, of course and honestly they were older than Tommy so I saw no harm in it.

"If you keep your mouth shut about the vodka." I stated in a tone that implied his life would be at stake if he opened his mouth. "And seriously, you guys have to keep it down, too"

"You got it, Sis!" He replied enthusiastically and immediately got on the phone with his buddies. I grabbed myself a glass, popped in some ice cubes and headed for the liqueur cabinet. I poured myself a glass not knowing what it would take to get me drunk. I merely followed the footsteps of my Daddy. While putting the bottle of vodka back I noticed some videos behind the other bottles and carefully pulled one out. It was definitely porn and I chuckled to myself while twirling the box in my hand to try and understand what the movie was about. I studied the girl on the front who had her hand around a huge cock and she was stuffing it into her mouth. There were two other guys behind her and one was about to stick his tool right in her ass. I set the box down and put the vodka back. My hand put the glass to my mouth and I took a sip.

"Ugh!" I shrieked. "How could anyone drink this stuff" I said again to myself and took another sip while pondering the pictures of sex still lingering in my head. I headed for the bathroom and drew myself a nice hot bath, removed my clothes and got in. Moments later I heard the door opening, closing, people talking and gathering food but soon it all settled down and I knew the night would be an easy one. Sip after sip I sat in the tub with the imagery of that stupid movie going through my head and before long I found my hand covering my bald little beaver and soon my fingers were working on the little button. I lay in a meditative state for some time until I heard a knock at the bathroom door.

"What?" I said angrily. Tommy’s voice was soft and he said with some difficulty.

"I need to pee." He pleaded. "Are you going to be long?"

"Probably," I said. "Just come in and pee but don’t be trying to look you perv." Tommy and I had seen each other naked many times. Neither of us were ashamed of our bodies and there really was never any uncomfortable weirdness between us. He slowly entered the bathroom and I heard nothing but silence for quite some time. "I thought you had to pee." I said startling him into quickly trying to explain.

"I’m trying, sorry. I’ll just be a minute." He said in a voice that sounded like he was nearly crying but I could see that he was embarrassed through the chrome of the faucet handle. I moved closer to the mirrored image and saw that my brother was holding onto a throbbing erection and trying to point it at the toilet. I nearly died laughing but knew that if I did, I would be so busted for looking so I sat there watching with my hand over my mouth. He had quite an impressive boner that I had never seen before and I suppose a sister shouldn’t, but I was getting a bit turned on by it. I started to feel a little sorry for him but let him be for the moment and thought maybe a little conversation would help him relax.

"Don’t ever drink vodka." I said to him from behind the shower curtain and then swished a little water around and looked down at my tits. My nipples were harder than I had ever seen them.

"Why?" He asked. "Are you drunk?" I could still see him standing there with his erection in his hand though the image was slightly distorted.

"Close to it, bro!" I said and shook the ice around in the glass and took the last swallow. "This stuff is strong and I got a hell of a buzz." I said with a slight slur that I was faking. I stuck my arm out from behind the shower curtain and teased him. "You need a hand?" I said and laughed holding my hand out. "What’s the matter with you? Cant you pee while I’m in here?"

"It’s not you." He bellowed with frustration. A moment of silence lay upon us and then I felt a slap against my hand but it did not feel like his hand. "I have an issue here." He said worried.

"What the fuck was that?" I said as I angrily slid the curtain back and saw him holding his erection. "Oh no you didn’t!" I said as a warning while I watched him crouch and try to hide himself. He started laughing and shaking his head.

"Oh yes I did." He said between laughs and I began to laugh, too. I slapped him hard on the ass as he was trying to back away. "Ow, dammit!" He cried and grabbed the curtain to roll it back so I couldn’t see him. "What the hell, man, I’m trying to pee!" He said still chuckling. "Nice tits, by the way. For a sister, I guess."

"You asshole!" I screamed and he just laughed louder. "Why do you have a boner, anyway? You perv. Got a thing for your friends downstairs?" I laughed at him.

"We found some porn flick on the dresser in Mom and Dad’s room so we started watching it." He said very frankly but I know that he knew better. Nonetheless I should have never left it out for him to find.

"Great," I said sarcastically. "Now you guys are having a wankfest? You better put that back before Dad finds out you watched it. Is it any good? Are you learning anything?" I asked and laughed.

"Very funny!" Tommy said sarcastically. "I don’t know, I saw a couple of minutes of it and had to pee so I came up here and now I can’t pee so could you please be quiet so I can get this done?" He laughed a little but I’m pretty sure he was serious.

"You don’t need to pee, you need to wack off." I said jokingly but in a serious tone. I sat up and turned sideways in the bathtub, pulled the curtains back again and held my tits in my hands, jiggling them. "Does this help?" I said with a big grin on my face and he turned to me and stared. He grabbed the curtain and flung it back against the wall.

"You are my sister, that’s gross and that doesn’t …..wait…..it’s going down, yes, yes that did help! Sis, you’re a genius! I’ve totally lost my boner. Perfect!" He said from the other side of the curtain but all I heard was silence so I waited a minute.

"You’re lying aren’t you?" I said.

"Yes." He replied. "I hate you. You have awesome tits, dammit. We both laughed and I asked him to hand me a towel which he did promptly. "You getting out?"

"No." I said. "I have an idea and I’m only doing this because I love you." I put the towel over the tub side and placed my tits on the towel. I pulled the curtain up from the floor with my hands and exposed only my tits to Tommy. "There, now jerk off to those puppies." I said holding the bottom of the curtain across my collar bone and waited. I heard a little movement but had no idea what he was really doing. I couldn’t believe it. He was really jerking off to my tits and I could slowly start to hear him slapping away. I started to lift my shower curtain veil to see if I could actually see him masturbating and he was definitely going to town. I kept lifting the veil and figured eventually he would see me trying to look and tell me to cover my face but he never did. I was in awe, no doubt, as I had never experienced such a thing and I just sat there smiling at him and watching him pump his hard cock through his hand.

"Can I do it?" I asked him, only because I was tipsy. I would have never been in this situation if it hadn’t been for that darn vodka.

"What?" He asked. "Are you serious? This is weird as it is." He stopped and put his arms down to his side and he made a strange face. "Sure, I guess. What the hell." He stepped forward slightly pointing his hard shaft at me while I got up on my knees at the edge of the tub. I put my hand slowly around his cock. It wasn’t quite as stiff as it was earlier but it quickly became stiffer as I pulled my hand up to the bottom of his head and squeezed it slightly. By the time I got a really good grip on his staff, it was harder than a rock. I put the curtain behind my head and grabbed the base of his cock with my newly freed hand and put my other hand over the head of his tool. "Spit on your hand." He said to me and I looked up at him in confusion. "I’m serious, spit on your hand and let it slide through."

I gathered up some saliva with my tongue and drew it to my lips, then pushed it all out from between my lips and let it fall to the tip of his big head. I watched as the spit fell onto his helmet and draped down the sides and into the palm of my hand, then I wrapped my hand around his cock and twisted it to get all the juices all over. There was some slick liquid seeping out from the tip of his hole and it seemed to mix with my spit and make it all very slippery. I pushed and pulled his cock in and out of my hand over and over and placed my other hand against his taught stomach. I was just starting to enjoy the feel of his throbbing cock within my fingers and ran my hand across his hip, grabbed his ass cheek and pulled him closer to me, allowing me to push his cock into my cleavage when he started thrusting himself towards me, I grabbed my left breast and pushed it up into his tool while my right hand just kept sliding over his throbbing pipe. I was really getting turned on and looked up at him with a big smile and bit my lower lip. He started shaking and then shouted some explicative when I felt something pelt my upper lip. Startled slightly, I stopped everything I was doing and looked down. Tommy was still pumping his thick cock through my hand and I kept looking around and then saw some thick, white, creamy liquid squirt from the tip of his penis and realized that he was ejaculating.

"Oh, shit Tommy!" I cried and was again rewarded with warm splash of cream on my forehead. I quickly pulled his cock downwards and pointed it at my tits. He quickly snatched his member from my hand and frantically finished himself off, spraying my breasts with his spunk. I watched him breath heavily and stagger backwards, looking at me like I was crazy. "You just sprayed my tits with jizz, don’t look at me like I’m nuts." I said and laughed slightly until he shook his junk at me tossing little droplets into my general direction. I ducked and laughed and threw a washcloth at him. He laughed and pulled his pants up, zippered them and headed out the door. "I laughed again and yelled as he was leaving. "Tell your buddies that your sister is up here and drunk for them to take advantage of."

I lay back into the water and washed the semen off my chest and licked my upper lip wondering what the stuff tasted like. A thick creamy blob pulled off my lip and lay across my tongue. I swished it inside my mouth briefly and was quite surprised at its wonderful texture and sweet taste. I washed my face and lay back realizing that I was out of vodka and didn’t want anymore however I did want to know what was going on downstairs as I heard some laughter and teasing going on so I got up out of the tub and tip toed to the door. I cracked the door open enough to hear what was going on.

"Where ya been?" Cried Billy. "You’re missing everything! This is so awesome! What were you doing, wackin’ off?" Laughter filled the room and all I heard was some mumbling and then Tommy’s voice got quieter.

"My sister is upstairs in the bathtub and she’s drunk, I think." Tommy said. "If you go up there she has the shower curtain open and you can see her tits."

"What? Are you serious?" Billy cried.

" No Way !" Mike whispered.

"I’m serious," said Tommy. "look, one of you go up and act like you need to use the bathroom. If she doesn’t answer, she’s passed out."

I heard the commotion of Mike and Billy arguing over who was going upstairs first and I started getting edgy. I got back into the tub and slid the curtain over just enough to see in, and then I grabbed my eye pack, put it on and lie back. I heard someone creeping up the stairs so I put my elbow on the tub and let my arm fall out into the room. I couldn’t see but I could hear someone slowly open the door. I waited a minute and could feel the presence of someone in the room. It was so hard not to laugh and then I heard the door close completely and the lock engaged. Whoever was in the bathroom had a plan so I waited with my hand unfolded right next to the toilet. Soon, I heard a zipper and then some shuffling and I was cursing the eye pack because I couldn’t see a thing and then something bumped my hand and I quickly moved it unintentionally. Again there was silence but sure as I knew it was going to happen, I felt a warm object on my hand and I slowly closed my hand around it. It was significantly smaller than my brother’s but I started tugging on it anyway.

It didn’t take long for me to figure out someone’s penis was in my hand as it began to grow and before long it was hard as a rock. I drew my hand up to the tip of his little stiffy and twisted my hand around the tip. I had planned on sitting up but before I could even move, his cock started throbbing and I heard a little splatter in the tub. I kept tugging on him and felt the warm liquid working its way down my thumb and then I felt a warm sensation on my nipple. "Bullseye!" I thought to myself and kept my hand clenched around his tool while I was bombarded with little warm droplets everywhere. His ejaculation seemed to go on forever and I thought he would never stop eventually he pulled his little staff from my hand and practically ran out of the bathroom.

I was having way too much fun with this and wondered if Tommy’s other friend was going to make his way up here and if he did, how would I get him to follow through. I rinsed myself off and sat back against the tub and waited but I didn’t hear anyone come up the steps. I sat back against the tub wall and thought of a plan but nothing g came to mind immediately and I heard a little tap at the door.

"Anyone in here?" Mike whispered in a soft tone and began to slowly push the door open. I quickly closed my eyes and pretended to be asleep. I heard the door close and then a quick turn of the lock. I tried to open my eyes just enough to see but only got a vague outline. I let my head fall towards the side of the tub and waited. I heard a zipper and then slight movement but couldn’t really tell what was going on. Soon I heard the shower curtain moving slowly and knew he was checking out my naked body and then I heard his belt and pants hit the floor. I opened one eye and saw him begin to kneel down next to the tub, his cock was half hard and right next to my face. I didn’t want to startle him but staring at his cock which was bigger than my brothers just made me want it in my mouth. I felt him reach out over me and wondered what the hell he was doing and then felt his hand on my breast. Soon the other hand was on my other breast and he was rubbing them gently and getting my nipples erect.

I began to stir in a manner that looked like I was enjoying his touch. He was startled at first but soon realized that he was turning me on. His hands went back to my breasts and I slowly turned sideways in the tub and lay my head back on the edge, arching my back. I grabbed his hand and led it down my stomach into my crotch, hoping he would get the right idea and he certainly did. He came up off his knees slightly, stretching to get at my love nest and I opened my eyes to a view of his erection directly above me. I reached up and grabbed his throbbing cock and pulled t down to my mouth. His fingers were all over my lips and he was thrashing water around going down and up across my clitoris. I stuck my tongue up to reach his cock and started to lick the underneath of his head, bringing it down completely and into my mouth. He pushed it into my mouth and somehow right on down my throat and ten he pulled it out suddenly. I pulled it back down to my mouth but he wouldn’t let me put it back in so I puckered my lips and danced them on the underside of his swollen tool. I quickly grabbed his hands and held them on my clitoris and dug my pelvis into them. A warm flush went through my body and I would not let him move his fingers. He kept them still as wave after wave flushed through me and I had no idea what was happening but if felt great.

A warmth began to flow down my wrist and I opened my eyes. Thick creamy liquid squirted out from between my fingers and I felt him jerk back. I grabbed the head of his cock and tried to lead him to my mouth but he kept backing up. A huge gob of his ejaculate flew from the tip of his cock and I felt it land on the roof of my mouth. He stood up quickly and had a look of astonishment on his face while I was smiling directly at him and he pulled his pants back up as quick as he could flinging the remaining semen onto my neck. Upside down I watched him zip up and practically run out of the bathroom.

I rinsed off again, soaped up, rinsed again, drained the tub and stepped out. Grabbing a towel I wrapped it around myself and headed for bed. I got a great night sleep, too.

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Few weekends ago, I went to visit my friend. He took us to a pretty big party. The only person I knew there was him. He met up with his buddies and they all wanted to play beer pong. He teamed up with his friend and I got paired up with a fat girl wearing a shirt and jeans a bit too small for her. Her name was Beth. I estimated this girl to be pretty drunk by this point. And for a fat girl, her face was somewhat attractive.

The host let everyone know the shutout rule - naked lap around the building with your hands behind your back. I had no intentions of getting shutout.

We won our first and second games (Beth only made one cup). Then our third game, we got shutout. I was horrified, but realized I would never see these people again. So I took off my shoes, and looked over at Beth. She was already naked and running out the door. I quickly stripped down and followed her.

The rest of the party was looking out the window and laughing, but none followed us outside. Being in much better shape than she, I was able to catch up to her. Her fat ass was bouncing in a very un-attractive way. I passed her, and looked over. Her stomach fat and tits were bouncing in an eerily erotic way.I tried not to stare as we turned the first corner of the building, or so we though. They failed to mention that the whole complex was one building, so it was a really far fucking run.

She slowed down once she realized how far it was, and so did I. She didnt say a word to me or look over at me, but I was still sneaking glances at her tits. I did my best to ignore the fat. Then I realized I had gotten a boner. Running with a boner is awkward. I am pretty sure she saw it, because I could see a smile on her face.

We turned another corner and there was no lights on this side of the building. Out of nowhere,I felt her left hand hitting my chest. She rubbed my chest, and started movign her hand down. THen she grabbed my dick and started jerking. Our running pace had slowed down to a walk. My eyes had fully adjusted to the darkness, and I could make out the outline of her body. I moved in front of her, and picked up her tits in my hands.

They were some of the heaviest tits I had ever felt. I started touching her nipples, and her tongue licked my lips then forced its way inside my mouth. We made out and I played with her tits and she stroked my cock. I felt my dick poking into her fat rolls.

She licked my neck and down my chest as she started squatting. She gobbled up my cock. She clearly had some dick sucking skills. Looking down, it looked like I was getting a blowjob from a blob. It also looked like she was masturbating.

Then, still squatting, she started to lean back and plopped on the ground on her back. I swore I felt the earth shake. With her legs spread open, she said "Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me" over and over again. Thinking with my dick, I got between her legs. She was holding her fat up with one hand and guided my dick into her pussy with the other.

This girl liked it rough, and talked dirty throughout. "fuck my pussy, fuck my pussy, I want it to hurt." I dont think I have ever fucked a girl as hard. I grabbed, slapped, pinched, sucked, bit her nipples. She started to grab at her fat rolls, and it sounded like she was crying. But that was actually her orgasming. And the only reason I figured that out was her saying "oh my god I just came fuck that felt so good," and continued to rub her fat.

I kept pounding away and I could feel it building up. I told her "shit I am going to cum," and she told me "pull out now." I pulled out, and this fat bitch moved fast. She inhaled my cock down to the balls (several times), then took it out and started jerking until I came on her face. I had not jerked off in a week, so it was quite a load. It started dripping off her chin and onto her tits. I had forgotten that there was nothing to wipe her down with. She sucked the last bit of cum out of my dick, then started to wipe the cum off her face with her finger into her hand. She then licked her hand. She continued this until she was certain her face was cleaned. She got up and started walking back the way we came. As we rounded the corner and it became easier to see, she asked if there was anything else on her.

Her tits were covered. I was tempted to not say anything, but I pointed to her tits. She said "oh fuck," and proceeded to wipe it all on her hands and lick it off. Then she started to run back to the apartment.

We got in, and the beer pong games had continued. Everyone stopped dead in their tracks and stared at us as we came in and started cheering. She grabbed her clothes and went into the bathroom. My friend yelled out "what the fuck took you so long? Were you two fucking?" I probably had a shit eating grin on, and he yelled "yeah they fucked! hahah they fucked!" Everyone started cheering. Beth came out of the bathroom, and looked embarrassed. They cheered her on as she walked to the door and left.

THen they all turned to me, and I realized I was still naked. So I asked "ok, whose next?"

hey all,
this happend back about ten years ago, when i just couldnt keep my cock in my pants! (not that i can now either) my cousin lets say ann, and my aunt and uncle called up to the house for a sunday lunch as was common enough on a good summers day,
anyway ann arrived up to the house looking amazing, she had a tight pair of jean shorts that really cupped her ass, and a white vest with no bra, that really showed off her small but perky breasts. now me being a horny teenager i could not stop looking at her and thinking about the things id like to do to her!
we all sat around outside on the patio eating lunch and chatting about whatever had happend during the week,and all the usual stuff. when lunch was finished myself and ann went to the kitchen to get an icecream and watch some tv while our parents stayed outside drinking wine and chatting.
so we sat there watching the tv eating our icecreams, and all i could focus on was anns tounge licking and swirling around the ice cream and imagining that the icecream was my hard cock that was now pushing hard against my jeans, and that the cream on her nose and around her lips was cum that i just shot all over her face, i was nearly ready to explode in my pants!! then ann stood up and said she was going back outside for a while and was i coming out? i had to get rid of my boner so i said id follow her out in a while. as soon as she had closed the door i was on my knees with my jeans around my anckles and my cock in my hand!
i knew i had to be quick because ann and our parents where just ouside the kitchen on the patio, and i was in the sitting room, if anyone decided to go to the toilet or anything i would barley have enough time to pul my pants up and avoid a huge embarressment! so i closed my eyes and began to stroke my cock furiously, thinking about anns sexy ass, and ripping her vest off her and sucking on her hard nipples while sliding a hand up her thigh and finding her warm moist pussy! i was gonna blow so i stroked a bit harder and faster! i was at the point of no return now and opend my eyes as i shot my load across the room! as this was happening there was ann standing outside the sitting room window staring at me on my knees with my cock in my hand and cum all on the timber floor around me! i didnt know what to do!
ann shouted in the window with a slight grin on her face "just came to let you know we are going home in a few minutes" and turned and went back to our parents on the patio!
about 60 seconds later i heard them all talking in the kitchen as they were getting ready to leave so i grabbed a load of tissue and began to clean up the cum on the floor. just as i was finishing the sitting room door began to open and i jumped back on the couch trying to act cool, which somehow seemed to work!
so i stood up to say goodbye to my aunty and uncle, we went through all the usual formalities. then it came to say goodbye to ann,and to my relief she just acted like nothing happened and carried on as normal. just as they were walking out of the room again, past the coffee table my mother stopped and was looking at the table in a weird way, "whats that" she said pointing at a big blob of white cum that i missed, sitting proudly on the coffee table!
my heart sank i thought i was done for, i was going through my mind looking for an answer that just wasn't there! but before i could say anything ann stuck out her finger and scooped it up "oh its a bit of my icecream i dropped earlier" as she stuck her finger in her mouth and licked the cum clean off it!
i was speachless, as my cock began to push against jeans again!
unfortunatly nothing else ever happend between me and ann, but ten years later i'm still hoping it will!!

I confess: I used Omegle for the first time last night. Talked to 5 girls altogether. I talked to 2 thirteen year old girls. They said I was the first of about 20 guys who did not do something obscene in the first minute and got disconnected. My self control gave me about an hour of conversation with 2 really cute girls, scantily dressed, and dozens of slips and near slips. They danced, they rolled over and stuck booty short buts in the air, quick-flashed boobs about 5 times, and liked my facebook page, and sent me a friend request. That was my first day. If you are not having the same luck...RECORD THE SESSION AND JACK OFF LATER! Only 1 out of 1000 women want to see a hunk with his junk in his hand. When it comes to a fat, hairy, sweaty blob...No one wants to see that with it's junk in it's hand.

Living alone, it makes ya kinda weird, you know...

Over time, it all takes a toll on you. But theres a solution, and you can help. You sound willing.

First, I'll come on over. You and me, well meet and greet. Eat some crackers with cheez wiz, and joke around a bit. Maybe well laugh at some idiotic TV show. Haha, fucking retards!

Then, we'll head over to the bathroom. I'll take a seat on toilet or the tub, and take my pants off. I'll grab your hair, and you will stick your tongue entirely, all the way, up my asshole. You'll shove it in and out, over and over again, like it was a contest or something. Then, I'll slowly piss on your face. You will hate the smell of course. You should be feeling pretty humiliated at this point.

You want to take your tongue out of my shit hole, but your head won't move back far enough. You just accept it and keep lunging it in. A little bit of your mascera may just run down your face as you tear up. No problem. All part of the process. Now, you're a good girl. And good girls know how to use their hands. You take some of the piss on your face, and jack my cock with it. Nice and slow. You feel more and more disgusted with yourself, but you keep going because it's the right thing to do. You don't want to disappoint anyone.

You stroke, and stroke, and lick, and lung, and drool. You have spit and piss all over your chin, and the smell has grown on you by now. You like it. You hate it, and yet you love it. And then, I finally release your head from your anal duties. It's time for your final gift. You use both hands and your mouth on my cock, up and down, up and down. Until I cum all over your nose and face. Nice blobs and gobs. I take my hand and shove my goo into your mouth. You gag a little bit. You taste a mixture of drool, piss, cum, and my vile ass, all at once. You say, "thank you daddy". I give ya a nice little slap to show my appreciation for your hard work. And I grab your head again. You protest, but I console you and say "not that, sweety, were done now. Here". I push your head towards the sink and pour mouthwash into your mouth, and close it up with a cupped hand. You hold it in for a good 30 seconds, and spit it out. "All done now, sweety".

I give you big french kiss, and a big hug, and then take you back to the living room where we watch movies till dawn. You wake up fully in love with me at your side.