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Bernard's Cock

This is the confessional story of how Bernard was able to fuck whoever he wanted in class.
Bernard was timid and shy, and his thin body reflected this. However, as is often the case with such a person, he was the horniest of fuckers. Losing his virginity permeated his thoughts throughout every minute of his waking life, and when he slept, well, needless to say all his dreams had a common theme. Every morning Bernard awoke to the disappointment that the cunt he thought he'd finally been penetrating, was just another dream, and that in fact all he had achieved in doing was to make his pyjamas wet and sticky about the groin area again.

Eighteen and the closest he'd been to fucking was in his dreams. However, an unearthly gift was about to change all this.


The first time it happened, Bernard was in Math class. Sitting absentmindedly as ever, Bernard would alternate his gaze between the clock on the wall, and the view out the window. The girls were playing volleyball in the playground. He would try not to stare at them for too long, firstly so that he wasn't caught, and secondly so that he wouldn't get an erection in class. Every time one of the girls would jump to shoot, he would narrow his vision at their vest covered breasts, some were larger than others, but all gave him equal delight.

Turning his attention back to his text book, Bernard couldn't help but notice the pink thong of the girl in the desk in front of his. She was Jessica Riley, and she was the prettiest of things. Seeing her thong from behind, Bernard couldn't help but imagine what the front would look like, how she would look with nothing but the thong on, with her long brunette hair resting on her naked shoulders. How he would love to pull her thong to oneside and taste her fresh pussy, how her body would writhe under the influence of his tongue up her cunt. Bernard's breaths begin to become shorter when all at once his thoughts were suddenly broken.

Mrs Adams was standing over his desk. "Distracted by something again Bernard?", she enquired in harsh tones.
"No Mrs, sorry Mrs", fell the words out of his embarrassed red face.

Leaning forward, Mrs Adams continued to lecture Bernard on the importance of remaining focused in class and studying well. However it fell on dead ears, Bernard had already been distracted by her low cut top, draping off her shoulders, exposing first her collar bones, then her well defined cleavage. Bernard tried to retain eye contact with Mrs Adams, tried to look as if he was paying attention to her words. It was too dificult. He Intermittently nodded to simulate agreement with what she was saying, however this was merely an excuse to catch a glimpse down her blouse.

Seeing the top of her black lace bra, remembering the sight of Jessica's pink thong. Imagining Mrs Adams and Jessica naked together, rubbing each others bodies, kissing each others lips. Picturing them on their knees under his desk, pulling down his trousers, seeing their astonished faces as he reveals his gigantic cock (it wasn't). Bernard could no longer suppress the feeling in his boxers, a bead of sweat rolled down his face, and his cock all of a sudden was erect.

As instantaneously as Bernard's cock was hard, Mrs Adams speech wash frozen. He looked up awaiting the next sentence but it didn't come. He looked around, no one was moving. He looked out the window, the girls had stopped playing volleyball, frozen like statues in their sporting poses. Finally he looked back at the clock on the wall, it ticked no longer. In total shock, Bernard rose from his seat. Shaking like a leaf he reached out to touch Mrs Adams' arm. It was warm and soft, she remained totally motionless and unaffected.

The distress evident on Bernard's face slowly faded as his parted lips transformed into a wry grin. The realisation time was frozen and his cock was rock solid made Bernard overwhelmed with a strange blend of fear and joy. Building in confidence, he reached for Mrs Adams' tits, the first non-maternal pair he'd ever felt. He squeezed them with delight. In the blink of an eye he had removed her blouse, and then - not without difficulty - removed that seductive lace bra, dropped it to the floor, and almost awe struck eye-balled her large exposed tits. Those grand orbs of desire, framed and enhanced by a thin waist and slender shoulders. Bernard was beside himself.

Removing his own top, Bernard moved closer to Mrs Adams. He threw his arms around her waist tightly to feel her naked torso against his. He tasted her lips, slid his hands down her trousers and groped her firm ass cheeks. After feeling her tongue with his own one, he moved down to kiss her neck, in doing so he saw it again - over Mrs Adams' shoulder - the pink thong of Jessica Riley.

How had he forgotten about Jessy, sitting there, bent forward, frozen. He stepped away from Mrs Adam's body, approached Jessica's desk. She sat there with the end of a pencil in her mouth. How innocent she looked clearly deliberating on one of the problems from class. Bernard was transfixed by her pretty frozen face, by her soft lips teasing the end of that pencil, he couldn't resist any longer. Her head was at a perfect height, he turned it towards his crotch and dropped his trousers. He ripped off his boxers and manually opened her mouth, then - slowly yet purposefully - buried his throbbing cock in her gob. He felt her wet tongue before the back of her mouth.

His heart beating like a drum, Bernard lost all self-control. Taking hold of her head with both hands, Bernard begin thrusting in and out of her mouth. The silence in the room was broken by the sound of squelching and of Bernard's balls ricocheting off her chin. Jessica's mouth became ever fuller with spit and bile as she began to gag on Bernards cock which gave him a shock. He took his cock out her mouth to see if she had awoken. She hadn't, but moreover, she was more beautiful than ever. Frozen in time with saliva hanging between her mouth and his cock, her eye make-up a mess.
Bernard lifted Jessica out of her chair. Fortunately she stood of her own accord. Starting from the top down, Bernard unbuttoned her shirt one by one. She didn't wear a bra, and her perky budding tits were a sight to behold. Small, unassuming, fucking perfect. Her body was just as Bernard had imagined. Petite as anything, slightly tanned, soft, delicate, ripe.
Bernard continued to strip both his mannequinesque beauties completely bear. He looked around the room at all the other frozen faces, but with little inspection was sure he already had the two finest women in the room stripped naked, ready at his disposal. He pushed Mrs Adam's onto his desk face up, and positioned her body so that her head dangled off the end. With some effort and plenty of huffing and puffing, he lifted Jessica's body on top of Mrs Adams' the other way around and on all fours, so that her hairless pussy rested right above Mrs' Adams' upside down face.
Bernard stood back and admired his perfect fucking creation. Proudly he stood up to it, kissed Jessica's pretty little ass cheek (for it looked so sweet), then angled his cock down towards Mrs Adams' mouth. He secured the two bodies in place with his hands, and begin to pummel her mouth like a rabid dog fucks their favourite toy.

Once again the room was full of the sound of gagging. This time Mrs Adams' mouth squelching whilst spit spluttered out all over her face. Bernard stopped fucking her face for a moment, again admiring his creation and the mess he'd made of it.

Using his hand, he cupped up some of the saliva from his cock and Mrs Adams' messy face, and dribbled it over Jessica's ass. Bernard returned his cock to Mrs Adam's throat, burying his whole length in there as far is he could go, holding it there for a few seconds so to lube up his cock. He pulled it out again, took a firm grip of Jessica's hips, and with some force required, squeezed his cock into her asshole.

Her asshole, tight as it was, gradually parted, expended, and engulfed the head of Bernard's cock. He slid inch after inch, deeper and deeper into her shitter, and as he reached maximum penetration, she wimpered.

Again Bernard feared she had awoken. He reached forward and turned her head to face him. It was still motionless, yet now it bore an expression of discomfort. Still angling her face towards him, Bernard removed all but the head of his cock from her ass. Staring deeply into her eyes (still beautifully framed by her messed up makeup), he slammed his cock hard up her ass to the sound of flesh slapping flesh and another whimper. Certainly she was still frozen in time, but to Bernard' delight, she quietly whimpered as he continued to pound her ass.

After a few minutes of fucking Jessica's pretty little ass, he removed his cock, and spat onto her barely gaping hole. It slid over her asshole, down the ravine between her red ass cheeks towards her pussy, before dripping on Mrs Adams' face. The sight of this excited Bernard immensely, and joyfully he returned his ass stenching cock to Mrs Adams' throat.

He pounded away gleefully, alternating between the teachers gob and the students asshole, the messier Mrs Adams' face became, and the more Jessica whimpered, the more Bernard became excited. Frantically he fucked both of them until he felt a contortion in his stomach. Uncontrollably, as if possessed, he stretched Jessica's ass cheeks wide apart, found her drenched wet cunt with the head of his cock, plunged the whole thing in, and instantly erupted. With a demonic grunt, the likes of which Bernard did not know he could produce, Bernard was finished.


So that's the story of how Bernard lost his virginity (if you can call it that). After cumming (and taking a moment to watch his cum spew out of Jessica's pussy onto Mrs Adams' face) he quickly cleaned and dressed the pair, and soon as his cock was soft again, the clock ticked again. Needless to say Jessica and Mrs Adams' were might confused as to why their makeup had suddenly became a mess, why Jessica's ass was sore, and why Mrs Adams' had lost her voice. However it remained an unsolved mystery.

From that day onwards, whenever Bernard got an erection, time froze. Might this gift turn out to be a curse for our timid Bernard. Who knows? All Bernard knows, is that he had the best fucking experience of his life, one that he couldn't have even dreamed off without his magic cock.

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Pauline The Slut - Part 43: After Lunch Entertainment  
  

We all arrived for lunch dressed as instructed. When the twins had finished tidying up after lunch they returned with manacles and chains. My father cock became erect almost immediately.  
  

First Anne's feet were manacled with a short chain connecting each foot. The same was done to her hands. She was then forced on all fours and a chain was attached at one end to the chain at her feet and at the other end to the chain at her hands. Her movement was now severely restricted.   
  

Next was Linda's turn. The twins went through the same process with her and then with Debbie. They then turned their attention to Hannah.  
  

One of the twins led her to the center of the room while the other brought a small table to them. Hannah was forced to bend over the table. The twins took a foot each and tied them to a leg of the table spreading her legs apart and exposing her cunt to the everyone. Her hands were then tied to the legs at the other end of the table. A leather belt was laid across her back and buckled under the table. She now couldn't move no matter how hard she tried.   
  

The twins left the room. Everyone wait to see what happened next. Then the twins returned with a large St Bernard dog. Anne, Linda and Debbie screamed. Hannah tried to look around to see what was happening but she was so tightly secured she couldn't turn her head.  
  

Anne started begging my husband to leave Hannah alone and let her take her place. At this stage Hannah was struggling to see and starting to panic at the commotion behind her. Anne became more and more hysterical as one of the twins bent down and encouraged the dog's cock from its sheath.   
  

My husband got up and walked over to Hannah and stroked her bum. He turned to Anne. "If you can suck him off he won't have anything left for your daughter."  
  Anne looked at him speechless. "No?" he asked her. When she didn't answer he nodded towards the twins. As they moved towards Hannah Anne mumbled "I'll do it." She was shaking uncontrollably as the twins brought the dog over to her. One of the twins pushed her with her foot forcing Anne sideways on to the ground. The dog straddled her.  
  

One of the twins got a cushion and put in under Anne's head raising her face next to the dog cock. The dog sensing what was to come became excited and his cock started to grow. Anne just stared at the dog cock before her, trembling with fear.  
  

One of the twins bent down and took the cock in her hand.  "Taste him." she said as she guided the cock to Anne's mouth. Anne slowly moved forward and took some of his cock in her mouth. She immediately drew back and spat on the ground.  
  

"Guess he gets to fuck Hannah." my husband laughed.  
 

Anne lifted her head and took the dog's cock in her mouth. Just the tip. Then one twin put her hand on the back of Anne's head and pushed her down on the cock.  
  

The dog started working his hips, fucking Anne's mouth with speed. She struggled to keep him in her mouth. Soon his pre-cum was running down her face. The dog was fucking her so hard that she started to gag. She tried to pull away but the twin forced her back onto the cock. 
 

She was starting to panic unable to escape the pounding in her mouth. After a while the dogs pace slowed as he got ready to cum. Then he exploded in her mouth. Unable to move her head she had to swallow. Even so there was so much it started to come out of the corners of her mouth.  
  

When the dog had drained himself in her the twin released Anne's head. She collapsed with exhaustion and shame.  

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Hey motherless, longtime fan. When I was a younger man (late 90s) I had an amazing story. It was more of novella. Multiple chapters, well written. It was about a girl discovering sex with her st bernard I believe. Though first was a brush. Then I think a female friend shows her a horse, fun ensues. Then I think she gets a boyfriend, and her mom gets a boyfriends . By the end I think they get rid of the moms boyfriend and they are all a big fucking family. Mom, daughter, boyfriend, female friend and horse, and the dog. Just everybody fucking everybody. Looking for a link on asstr or totse if it still exists.

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i work nights at a dog shelter i'm the only one that works here at night. all i have to do is make sure people dont break in. i dont really have to do anything with dogs. unless one needs meds or something. so 99% of the time i just walk around and watch tv. hell they dont even care if i sleep as long as i'm here.
what they dont know because its a old building with no camera's yet. but they talking about putting some. and the day they do i'm quiting.
because i know noone will show up after a hour of the last person that leaves is gone. and i get naked and walk around and pull one male dog out after another and let him lick my ass balls and dick and pound my ass. its a goodbye gift to there balls. because they have ot be fixed before they can leave here. its there rules.
and tonight i had my first saint bernard 2 german shepherds. 3 lads 1 pit. and 4 mix breed dogs not sure. and they all but 2 knotted with me and there cum is leaking out of my ass as i type this. i love it. to bad they dont have any great danes right now.

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I convinced my wife to shave her pussy last week. Now I've noticed that her dirty panties look as if a Saint Bernard sneezed in them. What the fuck is all this nasty shit leaking out of my wife!?

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Blonde girl kissing St. Bernard (BFI)


Anyone know where I can find the original video?

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Anyone know where i can find the original video of this? I'm DYING to see it.

Girl kissing St Bernard

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That will keep from hacking!


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/joseph-bernard-campbell-stole-nude-photos_n_906975.html

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Hello I'm Bernard, I'm from Dallas TX. Looking for ladies & couples who like to play from Texas & Oklahoma. I'm a single white male. I travel a lot so maybe further. So let's go have some fun. Thanks Bernard. [quote]

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