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This isn't really a confessions but a question. I have a friend who is getting married next year and am looking to hire a stripper for his bachelor party. Just wondering if any of you guys have ever hired a stripper for a party and if so how much should I be looking to spend for 1-2 hours? By the way I live in the midwest if that helps and want a decent one not a haggard bitch that would ruin his party.

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Huge mistake: I was the designated boater at my friends bachelor party at Grand Lake Oklahoma. We managed to get in to a members only yacht club bar. I was chilling out on the deck and a girl propositioned me to go check out her uncle's yacht. I turned her down. Fuck. I could totally got away with fucking her.

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Only ever popped off premature once. Never had a wet dream, which I kinda regret. Never came in my pants.

I had a friend who did though, while we were watching an old Swedish Erotica clip at a bachelor party back in the day. Back then you still needed a screen and a projector. Pat had never had a real girlfriend, had never gotten a handful, not sure he’d even kissed a girl. The movie was on and we were all shouting at it like we knew what we were talking about. Sticks in my mind that it was an old Seka loop (this was the early 80s) and she was about to get it in the ass. Just as the heavily-mustachioed ‘hero’, parted the posterior of his equally hairy companion, you heard Pat say, “Oh no. Oh no. Oh no! Fuck!” and off he rushed. We teased him unmercifully, although we were no doubt hard as stone as well.

It started out as an easy day. Kansas in the summer. Hot in the morning. Hottest in the afternoon. Hot all night. I finished mowing the lawn and was walking down the to gas station for a ‘pop’. There were girls and young women laying out on a couple of lawns taking advantage of the morning sun. To a youngster like me, it was like viewing heaven and I was hard all the way to the pop machine and back. But you’d better believe I took the same route home.

The swimming pool opened at 1 and I spent the day at the pool. More swimsuits and sun-tanned flesh. Bikinis. One pieces. Lifeguards. Our regular lifeguard was a beauty named Julie and she had this light pink bikini that I could describe to you still. It was almost transparent enough for you to believe that it was. To this day though, I’m sure I could describe her patch to you, so maybe it was more transparent than I remember. Fuck. Hard off and on all afternoon and all the way home on my bicycle.

Home in time for dinner. No time to jerk off. Talk about a build-up. Looking back at it now, if I knew then what I know now, I would have assumed that if I came at that moment, I’d be completely dehydrated.

That evening I had to work at the concession stand at the local ball diamond. Softball double-header. There were usually of couple younger people, like me, and a couple of older people. That evening one of the teachers from the local elementary school was on. Mrs. Barker. We used to sit up in my buddy’s old treehouse and watch her sunbathe on her deck, which she thought was invisible to the rest of the world, so she sunbathed naked. She didn’t know about the treehouse. Man. Every time I brushed against her that evening, and it wasn’t always an accident, I was hard. Being as old as I am now, I wish it was still that easy.

I was so amped-up and so miserably horny that I rushed out before we were done cleaning up. Fumbled some excuse about not feeling well and bolted.

There was this little bathhouse just past the outfield, but the man was locking it up so I ran over the bridge over the creek and started through the trees to head up the hill to this little shelter, an old, stone, WPA-built picnic shelter thats table was long since gone. I knew that all it would take was a few strokes and I’d be fine.

My cock was banging up against my belly and I could feel each step in my balls as I ran. I was picturing Julie without her bikini and Mrs. Barker without her shorts and t-shirt. I was picturing those young women on the lawn asking me to join them. I was picturing all kinds of things as I rounded the corner into that picnic shelter and dropped my shorts.

And there, like a live-action porno movie, three feet from me, was a guy I knew from the local mechanic shop where my folks had always taken their car to be serviced.

I can still picture it. Like me, his shorts were down. Kneeling in front of him was Tina, someone I knew a little but we didn’t run with the same crowd so I didn’t know her well. She was a mousey, quiet type, lean and angular, with a bookworm’s reputation and who had never gone to school dances when we were in the same school.

She was wearing cut off denim shorts, flip flops, and a softball jersey. The jersey was unbuttoned and pulled back and I could see the curve of her breasts. I could also see Junior’s calloused, mechanic’s fingers were tangled in her hair and it was obvious that his cock was in her mouth to the root. Her hands were wrapped around his waist and were clutching at his ass.

He looked up and grunted, “What the fuck? Hey! Val! Hey!”

The one of her eyes that I could see met mine and she went down a little further on what must have been a very hard cock. I didn’t actually see her grin but I’ve always felt like she did.

And then, like my friend Pat, I stuttered, “Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!”

I can’t begin to tell you how much I came. I didn’t touch myself and no one touched me. But I came all the same. Long, ropey streams of which I can still picture. I hit her softball jersey, her hair, his hand, her face, his leg, and the tops of her thighs.

“WHAT THE FUCK!”

Bobbing down quick, I grabbed the waistbands of my shorts and underpants and yanking them up over my still dripping, still hard cock, I muttered, “Oh hey! Hey, Junior. Tina. Sorry!” And I ran.

That night at home, in bed, with the lights out, I came again. And again the next day. That night I made a call.

“Hello?”

“Hi. Is Tina there?”

“Yeah, Tiiiiiiiiina! Get your ass over here! Phone’s for you!”

“Hello?”

“Hey, Tina, it’s Val, I was wondering . . . “

“No. I’m not busy tonight. Whatcha got in mind?”

“Ummmmm, maybe we could . . . “

“Sure. Pick me up at 8?”

“I . . . “

She’d already hung up.

I rolled my old Ford up to her house a few minutes early and she was already on the porch. Dressed exactly the same as last night. Might even have been the same softball jersey.

“Hey, Val!”

“Hey.

“Junior’s pretty pissed at you. You know why, right?”

“Because I came on his hand?”

“Because you came on his hand. And his shorts. And his leg. And then you ran off.”

“What were you doing with Junior, anyway?”

“He has a nice dick.”

“He’s twice your age.”

“He has a nice dick.”

“I didn’t know you were into that.”

“Into what? Sex? Older guys? Dick? I like dick and it likes me.”

“I guess I just didn’t know.”

“I keep my head down and my mouth shut. That’s how bad reputations get started.”

I laughed. “You do NOT keep your mouth shut!”

“And you’ll know exactly how much I don’t, as long as you keep yours shut. Deal?”

“Deal.”

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Since I got off with Anna before we came to her house, my balls were empty and I had no desire to get to know her sisters better. Both were again dressed in their big christmas sweaters, covering everything nicely. Anna wore a dark blue dress and leggings like every christmas. Her mother wore a blouse again, low cut. It started out to be a calm day. We had some coffee and cake, and Haley sat next to me, at the head of the table. Anna was sitting across from me. Someone touched my leg with her foot while we were eating. I moved my leg a little to see if it was an accident. But the foot came again. I looked at Anna. She usually wouldnt risk that, when others were around. She was also not even looking at me, because she was talking to Patty and her dad. Then I turned my head towards Haley. She didnt look me in the eyes but turned red around the ears and smiled a little. I acted like I didnt notice and started a conversation with Haley. She told me about her Bachelor Thesis and was happy that I asked her some questions back. She leaned in closer and even touched my arm once. Even though Anna was deep in a conversation with her Dad, she gave me a warning look. I just shrugged my shoulders. I wasnt making any moves on her, what could I do. After the coffee, we sat on the couches to sing. I had brought my digital piano over the day before, and played the chords to the songs. Afterwards we brought out the presents. Haley came to me and said "You can play piano, too? Thats so cool" I nodded "I stopped playing a while ago, but every christmas I bring it out again." H:"Can you show me how to play a little? please?" Me:"Right now?" H:"No, when we are at your place again." I nodded "why not?" H:"Great!"

I dont really remember the presents, I usually gave Jim some football tickets and Anna something pratical or even some jewelry. After unpacking, Anna and Jim, together with Annas parents prepared dinner. Patty and Haley were bored and played on their phones/iPads. Meanwhile I brought my digital piano back to my place. On the way out, Haley came to me and asked if I need help. I declined, so she asked me "And where is your christmas present for me?" She laughed. I answered:"Well, I'm gonna give you piano lessons, so where is YOUR present for ME?" She chuckled and said "Alright I will think of something."
When I came back, Patty and Haley were whispering and looking at me. I came up to them and asked "what are you guys whispering about?"
H:"Christmas presents." She giggled.
P:"Yeah, and here is mine for you." She got up and kissed me on the cheek. I hugged her tightly and gave her a kiss on the cheek, very close to the mouth. Haley looked awfully jealous after that.
Me:"Dont worry Haley, you will get your present in time."
Just then Anna came by and asked "What present?"
Me:"I'm going to show her a bit on the piano."
A:"Really? You never showed me anything!"
ME:"You also never asked" I laughed. "But I would if you did."
A:"Deal!"

We ate dinner and sat the same places as before, but this time Haley didnt make a move. So I moved my leg a little closer and touched hers. First, she drew back, but then put her foot up against my leg again. This time we smiled at each other. After the salad, Haley and soon after Patty got rid of their sweaters, revealing their mustard colored and dark blue tank tops, respectively. Patty looked sexy, but Haley looked gorgeous. Whenever she would bend over, she would look at me to see if I was watching. She caught me every time, so I had to stop looking.
Dinner took quite a while, so when we were finished it was already time to go to bed. I went over to my house with Haley and Patty. They brushed their teeth and afterwards I went showering. I purposefully lef the door open. My shower has glass doors, so I could be seen. I watched the reflection of the door in the glass and after a while I saw Patty. Being watched got me hard and I turned a bit sideways so she could see. I then turned off the shower and slowly dried off. I wrapped the towel around my waist and got out of the bathroom. My boner was still a visible bulge. I saw Patty in the kitchen and went up to her. Me:"Hey, got everything you need?" She looked at the bulge, her head turned red, but she said "I just need a glass of water." With that in hand she went back to her room. I went to my room as well. I put on boxer shorts and then heard a knock on my door. Me:"Come in!" It was Haley. She was still dressed in that mustard colored tank top, but no bra underneath and shorts for pants. She looked at me and asked "Do you mind giving me piano lessons now?" I grinned "We can start now if you want. Just give me some time to put on some shirt and pants." She nodded and left. I put on some sleeping shorts and a sleeping shirt and went into the living room. Haley was already standing next to the digital piano. Me:"Is Patty already sleeping?" H: "No, but she usually listens to music till she falls asleep."
I sat down in front of the piano and handed Haley the headphones. Me:"Dont put them on your ears, I have to hear something as well. I will turn up the volume to max so we both can hear." Haley did as she was told and I started playing a slow, emotional song. Haley started moving slowly, like in a trance, I stopped focussing on the keys to watch her. She looked so beautiful. I missed some notes because I was distracted, so she opened her eyes and looked at me. Me:"Havent played that in a while. You can dance really well." H:"Thanks" and smiled. I started a more danceable song and she went all crazy. After a minute I stopped again. She smiled. Me:"Come and sit." I got up and let her take my place. I got close behind her, my dick pushed against her back and showed her how to place her hands. When I bowed down to correct her hand position she looked me in the eyes and I froze. She bit her lip. She kissed me. I straightened up slowly, keeping my hand on her arm. She looked at me and turned around. H:"Maybe its about time you get your christmas present." She pulled down my pants, revealing my already erect cock.
Me:"I don't..." But she already started sucking me. She wasnt as skilled as Anna, but it still felt awesome. Annas sister sucking me off. She even swallowed, just like Anna. When she was done, she said "Anna was right."
Me: "How so?"
H: "She said I should try swallowing. She was not wrong. I like it."
Me: "Dont you think, she might not want me to know that?"
H:"No, I know you guys talk about all your sex life. I'm her sister, we have no secrets!"
I laughed "So is she going to hear about this?".
H: "I dont think so..."
She got up and asked "more piano lessons tomorrow?" Me:"Sure why not. Good night." She gave me a kiss on the cheek and went showering, I went to bed.
When I was in my room, I texted Anna immediately. "Haley just gave me a BJ and swallowed."
A: "I know."

End of Part 9.2

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To anyone who has been keeping up with my latest shenanigans with my new half-my-age GF who I will refer to as Muffy, things have been fucking awesome! Although technically, since she waxes on a regular basis, maybe I should call her "Baldy" since she really has no muff? Hmmm, no that just sounds too strange...Muffy it is to protect the naughty.

In any case there have been a few recent developments.

After our last weekend together in July, she went back down to SC, but then Surprise..she came back a week later to stay until the end of August!! Things have been fantastic, and sex is amazing. I look at her face and body and wonder....how in the hell did I get this lucky?

Don't get me wrong, I'm a fairly good looking guy who's successful and pretty well off. I'm not super rich, I still have to work everyday, but the unique combination of decent looks, fit body and money allowed me my share of hot women; I even married one. Although that's in the process of officially ending due to other reasons not associated with Muffy. (she was after the fact)

Unfortunately, not everything is perfect is sex-town. Her father, who used to be a friend of mine a long time ago, now knows about us and needless to say he is not pleased in the slightest, He pretty much wants me dead. My soon to be ex is also not so pleased, but mainly because she still looks at her like a little girl. She just turned 22 for Christ sake. But the ex is happy I'm happy. She just doesn't want the kids getting too attached! Which I agree. (for now)

However, one of the best developments yet is that I recently found out that not only has My Muffy had her share of lesbian experimentation in college, her fantasy is to get caught by her BF while having sex with another woman. And then to make it up to him but having herself and the other girl satisfy her BF all night long. A fantasy we plan on playing out this weekend with the help of her friend. (hopefully)

If I live through this, I will regal you with the details.

I'm sorry to say that this is all coming to and end in just 2 weeks when My Muffy leaves here to finish her last year at U of SC. She also has an internship with a Biomedical hospital which starts in September. She's already told me that while she is gone "She will be mine and no others" but told me to feel free to be myself.

Odd, just a few months ago when my wife were discussing splitting up before we started hating each other, I pictured myself enjoying the next 40 - 50 years of my life as a single bachelor, with a perhaps a steady GF my age here and there. But now I can see myself with a hot young trophy wife.

More to cum!
In the meantime, enjoy the view!

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What do you guys think about these two worthless cunts,a real mom n daughter, fara n soheila, I've been around both of these cunts,and my prick burns,my biggest fantasy is that did a bachelor party and got their rotten cunts n assholes n filthy throats split till they bled..I think this is the hottest ones on here now....no good,cocksuckers who need their cunt and throat ripped open....hot soft pussies....

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Ok so lets see how fast i can write this, ive gotta go in about 30 minutes! I just got to tell you about this! So my lil sis calls earlier and says everyone is going out and asks if i wanna go! Im like yeah, so we are inside on the couch when she says she wants to get ready and she is about to shower! I quietly get excited and make my way out the door! Put the ladder against the house and get on the roof to see if i can see her get in, but its not quite dark yet and the risk of getting too close is too great! I then decided fuck it, ima go to her room and see if i can see and if she sees me ill just say im looking for a shirt to go out in since her bfs shirts fit.i walk in and see i can see her in the shower through a reflection in the mirror, but she doesnt know im there yet! So i get a bit nervous knowing that anything i can see in the mirror can see me back if she just turns, so i go back out the door, stand in the hallway for a minute contemplating, thn i decided to try again, this time i knocked and said her name, asked her if i could borrow a shirt, she said she couldnt hear me so she pops open the shower door, from my spot in the closet i can clearly see her in the mirror and look right at her as she makes no attempt to cover!then the water goes off and she steps out, so damn sexy, looking right at me in the mirror as i talk with her. She is still naked and so hot, i chubbed up a lil bit but kept it at bay. We talk for about 3 minutes like that, then she puts her towell on and comes in the closet to help me choose a good one! Several times shifting the towell as i stood there! I tried on the shirt she picked and its awesome, i look so damn good right now! So then i just tok the shirt off and said fuck it im showering in here, your shower is way nicer than mine! She didnt hesitate and went and turned the water on for me, i took off the shirt walked right in front of her and took off my shorts, and stepped in the shower. I was straight chubbin at this point, tying to restrict myself as to not make anything awkward! Ive got a nice dick, ill be honest, no complaints, and i saw her look at it originally. so then she goes and puts on a lil thong and bra and comes back in to primp. The whole time im looking out my periphery to see her tight ass. I asked a question about the shampoo and she comes over opens the door, looking right at me as i stand there in front of my lil sis and starts telling me about which of the massive stockpile of bottles is the best and all that jazz. She did this a total of 3 times while i was in the shower making different recommendations for shampoo conditioner and body wash! When i was done i stepped out and started drying myself off in her room, while she continued to choose new underwear to try on. Oh dam i know i am going to have to make a move on her at some point, just not sure how to broach the subject, i have to say, im alot further along with my sis tha most of you will ever be though:) ANd if you wanna give me shit for not breaking it up into paragraphs or spelling errors, go fuck yourself, i am working on a double bachelors in Physics and Mechanical Engineering, so don't give me shit, im in a damn hurry. Going dancin tonite with lil sis, she doesnt drink, but hell even sober she is already comfortable with me, so who knows!

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Probably only one I'll have to post but picture of wife's bikini during beach vacation weekend. Only one crazy story but opened the door for so much more. At a random beach bar during last call we were talking to a group of guys on a bachelor party. My wife had a jacket over her bikini top but agreed to take the top off and just be topless under her half zipped jacket for them. After finishing last drink we walked back onto beach and when alone she took jacket off and let the groom and best man touch her and suck her nipples. Probably lasted a few minutes but led to amazing sex to where she said she wish she would have given one of them head on the beach. Let me know what you think of her body. She is 38.

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How do I tell my fiance I had sex with a call girl while in Vegas for my bachelor party?

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Keep her for yourself or rent her out for bachelor parties?

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I am confessing that I am seriously considering scratching a kinky itch after I get dropped off at my hotel from my bachelor party. Considering having a guy or bicouple waiting for me when I am done at the bars. Just wondering if I'll regret doing it more or not doing it more.

I've never done anything with a guy and if I don't know I doubt I could ever get myfuture wife to let me do it. Anybody been in this spot before?

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I confess used to let my fiancee blow and swallow every one in my band. When one of my buddies got married I brought her to the bachelor party for entertainment, ran a train on her, and the bachelor got to hang onto her for the night.

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