To The Cunt Across the street and her shitty kids.

I don't believe in hitting women, but god damn it Paula one of these days Im gonna bounce your fucking head of a car wind shield. Sorry you got knocked up by every Nigger west of the Fucking African Continent, sorry that your husband finally saw the light and left you for learning none of your shitty kids are his, both of you being white and with monkeys for children should have been his first fucking sign you spread your legs for any Gold Tooth Monkey with a criminal background, and it pains me to no fucking end Unemployment cut you off after learning you were selling acid on the down low and your current Nigger boyfriend is doing time for a kid sex beef.
But the next fucking time you slam your rusty piece of shit car into my mail box, I am gonna kick you in the fucking tax rebate box you call your pussy! And for fuck sake, clean up your god damn yard, tell your shitty kids to stop setting fires on this block. And dont give me that, 'aint my kids' THERE ARE NO OTHER FUCKING HALF BREED KIDS ON THIS BLOCK! THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE THE EFFORT TO RUN AWAY, I KNOW, I CAUGHT LITTLE ASPIRIN OR TYLENOL OR WHAT EVER THAT LITTLE SHITS NAME IS SETTING FIRE TO A TIRE AND ROLLING IT DOWN A HILL.

I HOPE TO CHRIST, SOCIAL SERVICES TAKES THEM AWAY FROM YOU. FUCK IT, EXPECT THEM IN THE MORNING, ONE LOOK AT YOUR SHITTY HOUSE AND 9 MONKEYS, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FINALLY SEE MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!

now i feel better

This one fine outside, but skanky inside, chick that I fucked with many positions and with a couple of other chicks wanted to do something that I didn't want to do, but I thought would be funny if I threw something in. She wanted to rimjob me, and thought it was the gayest thing any chick wanted to do for me, but then I wanted to teach her a lesson for even asking me about it.

When she was licking my asshole, I did what was natural, and ripped a good fart. She went coughing to the sink and rinsed her mouth out, then we fucked some more.

Seriously, it's damn funny at first (and everyone else), but I think that you shouldn't do things that are extremely fucked up, because what comes around, goes around. In my case, she told me a couple of nights later that I was so good that I FUCKED LIKE a unicorn when she was tripping on acid. Not cool.

LIFE'S A BITCH, LSD 25 (NOT ACID, TOTALY DIFFERENT) MADE ME SEE THE REAL WORLD I AM IN , AND WHAT I WANT TO DO.

Anybody going to the Lords of Acid concert in Indiana? Planning on getting X'd up and we are going to be horny as fuuuuck. If we plan ahead maybe we can share. Hmu for details. If you're bland, you're SOL. (Size 13 & size 15 XW for all you foot sluts)

What is it with these Arabs/Muslims? Even when they get rid of a dictator they turn on each other. They stab each other at football matches and then blame the authorities for not stopping them!! Fuckwits. They don't deserve their freedom.

Ancient Egypt was an impressive civilisation for its time. Trouble is, they've gone backwards over the next few thousand years!

Wait and see - Egypt, Libya, Syria and others will fall apart and Europe will be infested with these excitable Muslim morons escaping a disaster of their own making. Well FUCK OFF, STAY AT HOME, if you're reading this. We don't want you pawing our women, or setting fire or throwing acid into the faces of your own women, or chopping off their clits or beating up maids or shagging camels or whatever other vile customs you're likely to bring with you. Sort out your own fucking mess: we want nothing to do with you.

Please help me find a smutty horror movie. I saw it during the 90's. It was about a young man whose girlfriend just died. In his grief, he and his mom steals her body and preserves her perfectly. Random nastiness that happens:
He eats her raw heart.
He fucks a random woman he picks up after she trips and falls, on the bed next to the dead girlfriend. He opens to the covers to look at the dead girl while fucking the living girl. She sees it, freaks out, so he murders her, then he and mom dissolve her in acid.
He socks his mom's tits while grieving.
There's a shot of mom nude in the bath when a cop rings the door bell.
It all ends with the mom stabbing her son for some reason.
Could have sworn the movie was called "Buried Alive" but a search doesn't being that movie up.

I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING CONFESSION. I HAVE READ ALL YOUR STUPID, MONGOLOID, CHILDISH, PERVERTED CONFESSIONS AND OTHER ASSORTED COCKSUCKING, DEGENERATE BULLSHIT, AND I AM CONVINCED YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS COLLECTIVELY DON'T HAVE 100 I.Q. POINTS ON YOUR BEST DAY. I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN A SORRIER BUNCH OF FILTHY PIG VOMIT-EATING FAGGOTS, TRANNIES IN ONE LOCATION, THOUGH I'M SURE ANY PRISON WOULD COME CLOSE.

EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU NEEDS A GODDAMNED BATH IN A CORROSIVE ACID, THEN TO BE SET ON FIRE, JUST TO MAKE CERTAIN THE STINK AND FILTH COMPRISING YOUR TINY FAGGOTY BRAINS ARE THOROUGHLY AND IRREVERSIBLY SANITIZED.

YOU COCKSUCKING, TRAILER-TRASH HILLBILLIES MAKE ME SICK TO MY GOD-FEARING AMERICAN STOMACH!

ALSO, FUCK YOU!

Birds will fall if Joe don't the shut the hell up i'maa a come out there and take ALL your acid! Gonna start out with shoorms. Why!?! Axe yo shelf why. You know why, I peeled my hat the dude. I came out here, I buffet my butt, I tried to please the people, I tried to give my child the bell. You think they smacked me up? Did Dole rack me up for a bell? NO! BOSE RACKED UP! The Cruise. Mike Cruise smacked me up. Yawn didn't pack me up. Why? Cuz i'm smarter than you! Did you packed me up Vin Muhma 'am? NO! Mike came back from my injury did you back me up for shutta da bill? Yeah. Martha Keene was gonna live no tender years, buddy didden!
He did em cuz he try to bee nye and bring peas and he got shot down four it, Tryda B. Knives. See Golden Farrah Khan? Is he dead? NO! Why? Cuz he don't wanna preach to Pete. He tell it like a this. My enimies neccessary. But I tell you what, you and your super hero the other taker, Dad man the snuff. This is for you, like I sad before, you your az$ on me you won't be gettin up! Chez remember the cat too. Are you a Sid again?

Does anyone know where i can get the acid-kitty videos?

Searched all over can only find two. And from what i hear there are a lot more. Any info would be great :) Thanks :D

When are you fucking people going to realize every p******** has sucked to some extent or another, there will never be a p******** that will magically fix everything, the powers that be are not actually the powers that be, the world is not going to shit it is shit, and you are all the fucking retards that are responsible for it? The day you all realize that is the day we can start progressing as a species again. Here is some advice: drop some acid, make love, and allow the sanctuary of your ignorance to come crashing down around you. Fucking idiots. I mean really, I come to this site to jerk off and all I see are people bitching about Obama and Bush. I know most of you don't have a life so you are probably fapping and then in between rounds bitching about politics like an incessant teenager but this is a huge buzz kill. News flash: they are politicians, they all fucking suck. Now unveil your dicks and pussies and start fapping the fuck off already! You want to be political? A porn site is not the place.

After i have stuffed a dead nigger into an oil drum,what is the best acid that will dissolve the filthy black bastard and only leave the bling behind?