Typical simple question: how you want to fuck her?

Typical motherless user? IDK still funny as fuck though

So, I am going through a rough time. Having a break up with my now x gf. We havent been dating for a long time but we have known each other for years, so the break up is going over rather poorly. Constantly fighting, always, about the same old shit over and over and over. WE cant move pass it, so i have kinda just given up. By doing so I have spent more time with my friends... One of my friends mothers has been curious about me for a while, i used to live with them and would sleep in her room, not with her but in the room. I would come in and find her play toy just laying on the bed, or find it when i tucked into bed. I loved it, so hot for me to come home to. We have talked a few times about doing stuff together but always boiled down to "youre not old enough, maybe when you can buy me a drink". though i have dranken plenty in my lifetime before hand let alone any other drugs. When i turned 21 i would hit on her when my friend was away, sometimes get drunk and come on SUPER thick with the interest. Eventually i moved away for a while, and came back. Start hanging out with friends a bunch again because i didnt have much friends where i moved to. Hung out with my friends and my friends mother again, my friends mother didnt seem too different, but one night she gave me a hug after a long day at work and a long day of screaming with the gf... It felt so amazing, her breasts held tightly against me. I held her a little uncomfortably long, she tried to stop real fast, like a fast friendly hug, but soon she started hugging me back and and rocking side to side. I eventually let go and told her sorry, but i needed that. And she said no problem, we stood there and talked for a while before she left. Then i texted her almost as soon as i got inside that her hugs were amazing and sorry if it were too long. Told her she was amzing for being there for me, because i havent had much for parents so my friends parents had typically been what i would refer to as my parents. Her reply was that she also enjoyed the hug very much, and that beyond our relationship with her child we had great chemestry. Then went on about not sure if shes a cougar or a milf but she hasnt been attracted to a younger male in a long time and that she doesnt want to make things awkward... but she wants that D. eventually the conversation leads to how she doesnt like to wear condoms and is recently off birth control, but we can have some fun... Idk what exactly that means due to me being rather vanilla and this would be the first older woman i would have ever had sexual relations with. ive had plenty of sex with younger women, but this is different... this is my friends mom, of which ive been attracted to for a while, and yet shes opening the gates for this.

I confess that my relationship with my mother is not exactly typical but she turns me on so much I cant help myself. 2 days ago when I got home from work my live-in gf Jen was having a small cookout party. Grilling steaks, drinking beer and wine, shooting pool, and just having a good time with a few friends. This was not uncommon. We crank up the music and have a few drinks with a few friends several times a month.

On this night I dont remember ever seeing more than 4-5 people there at 1 time but who knows because the party started b4 I got home.Because I had also started drinking earlier that day I was pretty drunk by 8 or 9 pm and decided to go our bedroom to rest a little.

I stripped down completely and got in bed. I was a little horny so I thought I wud make myself cum b4 going to sleep and just as I was about to finish my bedroom door opened and into the bedroom stumbled my mother. She was very drunk and actually fell and landed right beside me on the bed.

She ask me if everything was ok and wondered why I had gone to bed so early. She then asked if it was ok to stay there with me for a while cause she thought she might get sick if she tried to return to the party.After I told her she could stay she slid over next to me and started to cuddle. This is when she noticed I was nude and still had a hard-on.

Then she started kissing my neck and ear. She was whispering how turned on she had ben a little earlier while she watched Jen grind and dance with a couple of neighbor kids. Hearing this made my dick so hard it was throbbing. Moms sundress was up around her waist and she was slowly rubbing herself through her bikini panties.

Between the thought of what my gf might be doing in the other room along with what was actually happening in my bedroom I could not help myself and pulled mom on top of me. She rode me til I came inside her. It was pretty incredible.

This is your typical attention whore always needing to be the center of attention. WWYD?

Does anyone have any ideas that the wife and I can do with pee and period play other than they typical peeing on each other, drinking, and eating her out while she is on her period and rubbing it on ourselves?

Ideas please, we are looking to kink things up further!

I kind of thought I had seen and done everything when it comes to sex but was proved wrong today

I was feeling a little "tense" and decided to go to a new massage parlor that I had read about that just opened up. It was your typical slant eyed place when I walked in so I figured I would give them a try. The girl led me back and we traded money and I got naked and she worked on my back. Went through the typical shit leading up to the flip and the real action I came for. She gave the guy a few tugs and asked if I liked. She gave me a price and I agreed. Then she went to the cabinet and pulled out a piece of newspaper and opened it up and poked a hole in the middle and put it over my cock and proceeded with the HJ. It was kind if kinky hearing the crackle of the newspaper as she jerked me and when I shot off it landed on the paper. She carefully lifted it up and waded it up and threw it in the trash container. I guess it saves on towels or something? It was a new one to me.

This a story that is mostly made up, taken from a scenario that could have been amazing. This is also my first attempt at writing a story.

A few nights ago, my group of friends and I were out hanging at a karaoke bar. There were 5 of us there, and we were celebrating Aly's birthday, who had just turned 21. She has had a few drinks in the past, but has never gotten drunk before. We all decided that it was finally time for it to happen.

As soon as we got to the bar, we all had a yager bomb to get the night started. Callie, being the most energetic out of us, decided to go up and sing a song first. As we are waiting for her to go up, we are all looking for songs to sing ourselves. We joke around about singing some classic N'Sync and Backstreet Boys, and Aly starts saying that she doesn't think she could go up there by herself. I tell her to pick a song, any song, and I would go up there and sing it with her.

The night continues on, and we've had plenty of shots and beers by this point, and it's time for Aly and I to go up and sing. What song does she pick? Barbie Girl..... As we were about to go up, she was about to back out, so we both down another shot and the rest of our drink and made our way up. Aly definitely started to feel the alcohol a bit, and as she grabbed my hand, she placed it right on her ass. I looked at her, trying to figure out if she did it on purpose, and she just looked at me with a generic smile. First possible hint of the night.

After we were done with our song, we headed back to our table and talked about how embarrassing this would be if we were sober. Ryan and Lexi, our other friends there, were up next with Callie, so Aly and I had the table to ourselves. She is finally feeling drunk by this point, and I put my arm around her waist and ask her if she enjoyed my ass earlier. She grinned nonchalantly and said "maybe, would you like to a feel too?" Of course I took her up on her offer, but I didn't linger, since we hadn't ever done much before. (She is about 5'4", average body size and weight but with a fantastic add to compensate and D cup). We didn't pay much attention to the others singing, because we were too occupied teasing each other about whose ass was nicer.

They got back, and we realized it was already 1am. The bar started to wind down, so we decided it was time to take the party back to my place. Lexi, being the only sober one at this point, drove us back. When we got back, we decided to figure out the sleeping situation for everyone. Ryan and Lexi were to have the guest room, Callie and Aly were to take the couches, and I in my room. We played some drinking games, like Ring of Fire and Waterfall. It didn't take long for everyone to start passing out, but the night didn't end there for me.

Everyone has gone to bed by this point, and I hear someone come into my room. I turn on the lamp as they close the door, and it was Aly. She was still really drunk, but started sobering up a bit. I ask her if everything was okay, and she said it could be better. I ask her what would help, and she said a back massage. I'm thinking, 'she wants a back massage at this time of night?' I know she really likes back massages, and I typically give her one almost every time she comes over, so it wasn't really anything weird.

I straighten out the pillows on my bed and she lays down, and I start massaging her upper back. As I was doing this, I noticed something was different, but couldn't figure out what. I then realized what was missing...her bra. I asked her about it, and she said that she didn't want it on because it made back massages less enjoyable. I, being clueless, didn't think anything of it. I moved on to her lower back, and told her to let me know when I was massaging too low. She normally stops me right at the top of her hip line or jeans, but this time was different. I was massaging the top of her ass when I asked her again if it was too low, and she said No, you can go lower if you want. It feels good."

My heart started racing a bit by this point, and I proceed to massaging her entire ass. My dick was so hard it almost a started to hurt, but I kept on going because it felt so good. I started working my way back up her back again, and I ask her she was okay with me massaging under her shirt a little, and she said it was fine. Not sure if she said yes for herself or for my pleasure, but I didn't care by this point. Her skin was so soft and smooth, it felt amazing. I got to about the middle of her back when she raised her shirt up so I could reach easier. Her shirt was up just below her boobs, and almost drove me crazy. I quickly move up more, and and sitting on her legs by this point so my dick is almost rubbing against her. I ask her again if she is enjoying it, and she doesn't reply. She just sways her hips back and forth so my dick was against her ass, and moves her shirt up the rest of the way.

That was the only answer I needed. I lean against her and giver a kiss on the back of her neck, and she lets out a little moan. My hands start massaging her sides, and I move right next to her boobs. Without warning, she arches her back again and pushes her ass against my dick. I ask her if her back is the only part that she wants massaged, and she sits up, takes her shirt the rest of the way off, and lays back down on her back. The look in her eyes as she stared up at me half naked is something I will never forget. I sit back on her lap and start massaging her stomach before quickly making my way up to her plump breasts. Her nipples were already hard, so I started to pinch and play with them too. Aly must have really liked it, because she let out another little moan and reached for my pants. I wasn't wearing a shirt, and just had on my thin pj pants and boxers. There wasn't any hiding how hard my boner was, and it didn't take long before she started playing with it too.

Not a moment later, she finds a way to get my dick out of my pants and she started sucking on it. I had never felt such pleasure from any girl's mouth before. She had a smaller mouth, but she knew how to use it to please. After 10 minted of sheer ecstasy, I was right on the verge of cumming. I wanted this to go on as long as possible, so I back away and tell her it was her turn.

I take my pants off, as they were no longer necessary at this point, and I start to run my fingers along the rim of her pants. I slide them off, and reveal she is wearing pair of black panties with the word "Pink" on the ass, and a little bow on the front. I had seen these before, but only a single glimpse by accident when she sat down once in a skirt too fast. Thinking about that moment compared to now made it even more exciting.

After removing her pants, I start kissing her stomach and head down. I start to take her underwear off when she asks me to wait. She told me she wanted me to lay down and she wanted to sit on my face. I never really thought about doing something like that before, but the thought of her cunt right above my face, I didn't think twice about that. I proceed to lay on my back, and I guide her hips over me. She hovers above my face reverse cowgirl style, and I slide my finger around her panties and felt that she was extremely wet. I slide my finger around a bit, and it left a string when I pulled it out. She smelt so amazing, and I pulled her panties aside, took a deep breath,and shoved my tongue straight inside of her. It might have caught her by surprise, because she jumped away for a moment before resting her pelvis on me. Never had I expected to be doing this, let alone with Aly.

As I continued to lick her smooth, shaved pussy and clit, she leaned forward and started blowing me again. We stop only long enough to pull her panties off, and she gets back on top of me again. This time, I'm fingering her clit with my left hand, tongue in her pussy, and my right hand has started to play with her little asshole. I swear she never seemed to run out of juices, and would especially overrun when she would have an orgasm. We carried on like this for the until she cummed for her third time and when my load finally blew. She didn't swallow much, but she did let me cum in her mouth some.

When we finished, she got up and laid beside me, and said that everything was still spinning. I had completely forgotten how drunk we were, as everything started to spin for me too. We both pass out and wake up in the middle of the night. She gets up and cleans herself and I throw my pants back on and we go back to sleep.

The next morning, everyone questions why she slept in my bed with me, and she just tells them that she was cold and that's all she remembers. When no one was looking, she glanced over at me and winked. She remembered everything, and knew exactly what we had done. Later that day, I text her to check up on her, and ask her if the previous night was just a one time fling, and she replied with "No, and I left something for you under your bed ;)" I go and check what she left, and it was her panties from that night. I sniffed them, and they smelt exactly how she did that night, and all the memories came flooding back into my mind. She sent me another text soon after, and said "Thanks Vince for my great 21st! ;) =P!"

Now with our dirty little secret, let's see how naughty she really can be!

>no health care
>whites are a minority
>massive debt
>can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales
>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
>no culture
>take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role
>assassinates citizens with drones
>shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis
>average citizen owns at least 3 guns
>still uses imperial system
>still tortures
>still has death penalty
>quarter of the population is in prison
>banana republic levels of income inequality
>high crime despite wealth
>high poverty despite wealth
>injecting chemicals into ground for cheap gas
>builds wood-houses and uses overground electricity
>majority of population denies evolution
>draconian levels of military spending
>mutilate their babby's genitals
>3rd world murder rate
>govt regularly starts a war every few years, typically with faked evidence for cheap oil
>govt can legally tap your phone
>govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library
>govt can search your room if you drew a picture of a weapon

I met this girl on the bus to a place called CART. She trusts me and I trust her. She got me high for the first time. She's smart, funny, and cute. I help her out with her problems and I don't pry too much. I have a huge crush on her and secretly wish she would break up with her boyfriend and go out with me but she's typically attracted to bad dudes so I know it won't happen but I just hope that we'll sleep together some day. I'm an asshole and I hate myself for it.

typical pennsylvania hoe, good bjs, the pussy was pretty good actually,
what do you guys think