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@chicks
24 Jun 2013 10:16PM
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Help!

So I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant last night, everything went great until we got in the car.. As soon as I closed my door she said we need to talk. She starts yelling about how we need to try new things, and how she's getting "bored of eating the same shit and doing the same shit". She's usually really sweet and is always appreciative/polite but she looked me right in my eyes and told me it's like I'm not enough for her anymore. She kept saying how much she loves me but that she just needs something more. When I asked her what she wouldn't respond.

After a LONG ride to her apartment when I pulled up in her driveway before I could even open my cardoor to get out she grabbed my arm and told me to stop. She looked me in the eyes again and asked me If I loved her and of course I said yes. She then told me these exact fucking words: "From now on you're my slave. You'll never be enough for me. I'm going to fuck whoever I want from now on, and you're gonna do whatever I tell you to make me happy, understand??"

I couldn't even speak I mean what the actual fuck? I had no fucking clue this actually happened. She got out of my car smiling and said "you don't need to think about it, I just did that for you."

I just drove home in absolute silence.

When I got home, I checked my phone and she put on twitter. "Had a great talk with ___ tonight!, hope he understands =) (the gun emoji)"

I don't think she would actually shoot me If I leave her but honestly I'm scared as fuck. I'm hoping this is just a joke to freak me out or something but I've heard her use the word "cuckold" talking with her older sister before... I can't get anyone irl involved this is too embarrassing..my older brother is the only one i could tell and he would never let me hear the end of this..

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@requests
08 Dec 2011 12:21AM
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Looking for possible "rue morgue" film (fantasy snuff).
Story goes: A bunch of girls in an office (either doing phone or webcam sex) when a masked man breaks in and shoots them with a silenced gun. Only the new girls sitting in the storage closet survives..

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19 Apr 2011 11:32PM
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Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence..


Then Obama said into the microphone, "Children, uh, every time I, uh, clap my hands together, a, uh, child in America dies from, uh, gun violence."


Little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said, '' Well, dummy, stop clapping!"

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