when i was a kid i had this boy over my house. he was a little slow and talked to himself out loud. anyway he came over and i brought him in the bathroom and rubbed my dick on his ass, we both still had our pants on. he got freaked out a little and left the room. but the retard never said anything. we called him, Naz.
he was indian or something and his first name was brian.
once again, sadly, this story is true.