I slammed almost a gram of tina about 4 hours ago. I hadn't cum in a month either. i edged 4 four hours, laid back, had the seizure nut and unloaded about a half cup of cum all over my face. I threw on jogging shorts and a t-shirt, went through the back entrance and into McD's, the girl at the counter just stared. I smiled and said, doll, if your man could do this would you wipe it off right then? unfortunately I was alone last night so I had to do it myself, and will do it again right after you give me my order, She said I can't do that there. I told her I live 100 yards away and can see my balcony from here. I'll stand there and watch you if you go outside in about 15 min. When she handed me my food I grabbed a fry, ran in across my face and ate it.

I confess that I saw a dude holding a cardboard sign that said "Homeless Hungry" in the grass outside McDonalds. There's a work staffing agency across the street and McDonalds had a huge banner that read NOW HIRING. I went into McD's and got him something: an application. He got pissed. I thought it was funny. Worthless fucker!

Being the oral-loving horndog that I am, after failing to find a willing lady on Craigslist I eventually put in my own ad. I got a reply from a single mom I found out to be in the next town. After some communications back and forth, it was funny, I asked if she wanted to meet at a local McD's? She almost flipped out, she says she's there now. So, I get my ass over there quick, eventually we do meet up in the parking lot in her car. After some chat back and forth, we both knew what I was there for but we were both nervous about mention it, worrying if the other was LE. Eventually she asked me if I wanted a blow job, to which I answered yes, in less than a second. We end up doing the deed right in their parking lot. We met quite often after that, much more relaxed, usually in her car. As time went on I convinced her to invite me to her apartment when her kids weren't there. She would get naked for me in her place, nice shaved pussy and tight body, never let me get to her pussy except for a quick touch. We used to get together on Sunday mornings when she went out to get coffee, she'd be in her pj's so I had easy access to her reactive nipples when she sucked me off. Once I came so hard it came out her nose, fortunately she was a good sport and just kind of chuckled and mentioned that it stung a bit. Eventually our meetings ended, I think she found herself a boyfriend. My loss. I also met a younger girl, maybe early 20's, she's get naked, let me play with her pussy while she blew me, and she was willing to get me off twice, also a swallower, met her a couple of times at her place, then didn't hear from her form a while then on a hunch I email her and she answers, come to find out she's staying at her parents house, no ones home so come on over. Can't believe these girls allow a fat old horny bald guy into their homes. Anyway, since then they've both moved on. That's a problem with amateur girls, they do it because they need the money, then when they don't need it you're done, just have to take advantage of the situation when it presents itself.

I confess there is a semi-attractive homeless chick aprox. 25-30ish that is begging down by the local walmart. I have a nice place nearby to offer for a warm night or two. However I would only allow it if she would clean and shave herself, and submit to me being very very rough and degrading to her. Should I make the offer or just buy the bitch some mcd's and forget about it. I have to work for the next 6 hours so let me know what I should do when I get off work.

I was getting a blow job from a cute blonde that I met on Craigslist, we had met before, and got a BJ at McD's parking lot the first time. This time we were at a parking spot near a local reservoir, other cars around, she says' be sure to let me know if someone comes around' well me being a naughty boy, a guy comes up and gets into the car next to us, he had to have seen her head bobbing up and down on my lap, LOL. I didn't say a word. When she's finished she asked me if someone came by and I sais yes, she kind of giggled and says 'and you didn't tell me'. She wasn't upset at all, I think she might have been a bit turned on also, besides, he couldn't see her face so no harm done.

I confess I'm a bit bummed. I'm married and have been fucking another married woman off and on for a while now. She was a cheerleader, homecoming queen and such in her younger years, but you wouldn't guess it now b/c she's let herself go. All in all its been good, she's a bit self-conscious and always wanting validation that she's doing a good job, that I'm happy, she feels good, etc. She gets upset if I take too long to cum b/c she thinks I'm not enjoying myself.

All that said, she has been fun and has been willing to step out of her comfort zone w/ me. Texting her one day I convinced her to give this older gentleman that was flirting w/ her at McDs her panties. We've been slowly moving toward more of a master/slave type relationship, which is also fun. She's been open to most things so I thought I'd try to see how far I could push things. She has two small kids, a boy and a girl. The girl likes to "flirt" with me if she's awake when I'm around. I casually brought up taboo topics and she admitted to liking old type girls. -- I then asked how young. It turns out she meant teenage and above. I tried jokingly saying that well, maybe once her daughter becomes a teen I should let her jerk me off. There wasn't even a bit of a "maybe" in there, she out and out rejected it. I saved the situation by saying something like "spoken like a true mom, that's hot, but not when my daughter does it". She agreed and we moved on.

So it looks like any hope I had of getting her to agree to maybe letting her daughter watch us one day, or perhaps involving her in a non-penetrative fashion is dead, unless you can think of some way to convince her or involve her daughter otherwise.

I keep a married woman and a college girl on the side. The college girl has the nice body and youthful energy, but between work/class/friends it can be hard to get with her sometimes and even then she doesn't want it to be all about sex. She wants fun so we go out, eat, I buy her things. At some point she'll say "thank-you" in the way I love, but not nearly as often as I wish she would.

The married woman is even harder to catch up with and has an older, more cushion-y body but things are much simpler with her. We meet, we have sex, we part ways. I love the uncomplicated relationship, how we've never seen each other w/o enjoying each others body, how she wants to try new things and push herself sexually (while TXTing I had her slip off her panties in a McDs play area one day as she watched her kids and had her give them to an older man that was flirting w/ her), but damn ...it's hard to pass on youth. I just wish I could drop the married woman's focus on all things sexual into the other body.

I was wondering if anyone ever got a blowjob from a cashier or other female employee of a fast food place(McD, Burger King, etc)? I'm in Vegas, and there are some cuties but don't have the balls to ask them...

Another fun confession. I'm 6'6, white, buzzed head (no I don't shave it). Most people see the skin tone, the height and lack of hair and after BLM and 2020 they just make assumptions. My son and I had this exact conversation on the 2hr drive to drop him off at college. He asked point blank if I'd been with a black woman. Honestly no. Latina, Asian, European, even a Maori... all before meeting his mom... but no never a black woman. I didn't ask him mainly because I don't want to know his sex life.

So with that in mind, I drop him off, help him get his stuff in the room, quick hug and I'm on the road home. I know I won't make it before sundown. So I call the wife and tell her I'll stop for gas and food. I get off the highway around the halfway point... diner, McD's (no thanks), 3 expensive gas stations. I hit the diner, awesome food, asked the waitress where to get cheaper gas... 2 exits up. She's a genius. 2 exits later gas is a lot cheaper, and then I see the strip club.

Not sure if you've ever been to a highway strip.club. They cater to truckers. Cheap beer, crap food, hot women and it's either wall to wall people or dead. On a Sunday around sunset it was dead. 5 girls, 2 Asian, a Latina, a white girl and a beautiful black girl. Darkest skin I've ever seen, black lights made her glow. Her stage name was Shadow... gee how creative. Asians did their number first. I guess they go in order on the pole.  Each girl is 3 sets. Clothes on down to bra/panties. 2nd song bra off. 3rd song full nude. Shadow sits next to me, cheers them on. Between sets she tells me I'm the first guy in the past 2 hrs. Asians finish. I nurse my beer, flick some money on stage, Shadow gets closer. By the Latinas set Shadow had her hand in my crotch. 2nd set the Latina drops her bra and I feel Shadow's hand in my shorts. By the 3rd set it's an awesome handjob. I don't remember the blondes set, I just remember Shadow rattling off VIP pricing. Says she'll cut me a deal I'm her size an she's interested.

VIP is 4 songs, by the 2nd line in the first song Shadow already has the rubber on and she gives amazing head. First song it's head the whole time.  Some deep throating, bobbing to the beat. Hands, no hands, grab the balls, lick the balls, just pure bliss. Somewhere around song 2 she gets up, does her grind, and then slides on.  It started with her on top facing me. You could see her smile, barely see her, fucking Shadow. She turns around and right back down. I'm holding her amazing tits, kissing her back and neck, fingering the top of her clit. She starts rubbing herself, rubbing my balls, she's enjoying it. Song 4 is doggy, holy shit. Didn't put her hands down instead bent over and held her cheeks open. Unbelievablly deep, had her moaning. Tells me to hold it, don't go. She clearly goes (you could feel it). Pulls off, spins and drops, and in some crazy move the condom is off and she's throating me. More moans and the uh huhs and yeah I didn't last. She went all the way down and sucked through it. Pops off, swallows, then says that she's never had BWC before. I just remember my cum looked purple on her lips. Damn she's dark. Her real name is Monique, she's 24, gave me her number and wants more. Yes we negotiated, certainly not to cover all that.

So there ya go, finally nailed a black woman. Now I gotta lie to my son because no way his mom is getting wind of it.

I confess 2 things.
1. I officially ended my diet today with a McD Bigmac. Not gonna lie, it tasted amazing after 6 months without fast food. :P
2. I masterbated today. But of course, everyone will say i'm bullshitting because i didn't post pics, videos, didn't update every 2 minutes about what was happening.

Let the blasting begin.