Hey, it's me, Bishop Smith!! I want to bear you my testimony that the gospel is true and that Jesus is the Christ, our Lord and Savior, and that he restored His Church in these latter days through the Prophet Joseph Smith. I testify to you that Joseph Smith was a prophet of God, raised up by our Heavenly Father specifically to usher in the Latter Days, through the restoration of the gospel, the establishment of Zion in Jackson County, Missouri, and to prepare all the Earth's inhabitants to hear His teachings and humble themselves before the Lord before his return at the Second Coming.
I know this Church is true. I know that our Heavenly Father and Mother love us. I know that Thomas S. Monson is the Lord's prophet and leads us as the Lord directs in His regular temple meetings with p******** Monson. I know the Book of Mormon is true and provides an accurate account of the peoples of the Western Hemisphere whom Christ personally visited, spiritually nourished and lovingly administered to after his resurrection.
I say these things in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.