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24 May 2023 9:56PM
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When I was 22, I was still living at my dad's place when he started seeing someone seriously enough for her to move in with us. He literally dropped it on me last minute, but it was still his house I was living in and I didn't care as long as he was happy. Only problem was we were living in a 2 bedroom 2 bathroom duplex, and his new woman was bringing her then 19yo daughter with her. I do remember being mad at first, because we were going to be sharing a bedroom AND bathroom. Any anger I had drifted away once we met. She was slim and petite, only about 5'4", but somehow was rocking the most beautiful C-cups you could imagine.

Now, I was certainly sexually attracted to her, but also a realist. The whole stepbro/stepsis thing is all the rage in porn these days, but that kind of stuff doesn't happen in real life, I thought. She was flirty with me from the beginning, but I always laughed it off cause I didn't want to get the wrong idea and then forever be the creepy stepbrother. They were only living with us for like a week before she would be in our room with me alone and in nothing but a towel or her bra and panties, after taking a shower. I was lucky enough to have had different relations with different ladies by this time in my life, but she really had me blushing and acting shy just because I wasn't 100% sure how to react.

One night, she had a pretty attractive friend staying the night and we were drinking a little bit, so the conversation turns sexual, as you do. I should be ashamed, but I lied to them about how sexually experienced I was so her friend starts daring her to flash me and before I know it, they are both topless telling me to show them how I'd rub a girls tits. I was a boobs guy 100% then and her friend was that girl who had double D's since 6th grade, so I'm just sitting there, one handful of the friends boob and the other handful of my stepsisters boob, going, "Is this good? Should I pinch the nipples?" xD

So I'm instantly rock hard and trying to hide it, but they want me to show it to them. And I'm telling them no because dicks aren't pretty like pussies are. So they get to whispering back and forth and giggling and then my stepsister says that if I show them, her friend will give me a handjob. I'm still feeling like a shy virgin at this point because of their forwardness, but I pull it out and they giggle and whisper more until the friend gets up and tells me to come into the bathroom with her. She's still topless with just her shorts on and she doesn't waste any time once we get in the bathroom. She gets down on her knees and starts jerking my cock. We were only in there for like half a minute before there is a quick tap on the door while it immediately opens up and in comes my stepsister, who is also still topless, and in a sexy little voice she says, "I wanna watchhhhh."

I'm not saying no since my pants are already off and dick out, so my stepsister sits down on the toilet while I'm standing there RIGHT in front of her getting jerked off by her friend. At this point, I'm grabbing and rubbing on both of their tits, and they are talking about how wet their pussies are and it's just getting hotter and hotter. I hadn't been sexually active at that time for about 3 or 4 months so I had already been close to the edge since the start of that night. As soon as my stepsister came in and sat down, I said out loud, "I am going to cum so fucking hard." My stepsister hadn't touched me up until this point, but she starts playing with my balls right after I said how hard I was going to cum, and let me tell you, this was one of those orgasms that build and build and build until I was literally trembling up until I came. It was the most cum I'd ever seen come out of me, ever. I covered both her tits and it was just pouring down off her nipples, down her stomach, onto her shorts and all over the floor. They both kept saying, "omg. omg. omg."

All I remember saying is, "I have never came that hard." over and over again. I was still in the post nut daze, but my stepsister grabs my hand and shoves it down her shorts saying, "Feel how wet I am!" and she is indeed soaking wet. I get kicked out of the bathroom after this while they shower together and "girl talk". At this point, my shyness had faded and I'm wanting to get in the shower with them, but no dice xD. We had been alone in the house the whole time, but my stepsisters mom was off work a little after all of this happened, so we are all in the living room watching movies later that night and I'm just trying to act like I didn't just get jerked off by my stepsister and her friend haha.

Anyway, post is already too long, and it probably reads like I made it all up lol. I have a bunch more similar experiences that I might write up and post here too. Just wanted to share because even good friends I had at the time didn't believe me until I showed them the video proof haha. (Attached pic is my stepsister standing in the same bathroom they jacked me off in.)

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I confess that when I(male) was 18 i had sex with my 20 yr old cousin(female). To start off, I don't see my cousin a lot now nor did i before we had sex so this relationship is not at all awkward..She lives in another state so i only saw her here n there about once a year during family parties n stuff or whenever her family visited (she is my dads brother's daughter). andd we always got along really well and being the oldest of our siblings, we would hang out together during family events and kinda go off to the side to talk about shit..this was when we were younger.
Early 2011 she came to visit by herself and she was going to stay at my house for a week;)and YES i was very exited to hear that!on her 3rd day here after late night talks and breaking that awkward "idk what to talk to u about considering we live pretty different lives stage(me being from LA and her from Virginia)" we got pretty comfortable with eachother so i took her to my roof to smoke some weed:) i smoke all the time but it was her 1st time and according to her she was VERY curious! my dad worked nights and my mom was n early sleeper so we styed up alone from like 11 to 2pm..after a few bowls we went back inside and watched youtube vids n shit like usual..mostly talking tho.
Heres where the fun starts>:)while we were watching stuff..idk what we were watching but she tells me she wants one of those..she was talking about a DILDO. So i ask her what for blah blah blah cuz she had a boyfriend n she tells me "yea he gives it to me but i want it sometimes and hes not there" so thats when the conversaton turned to porn. She didnt watch porn according to her but me being horny as hell looked through my bookmarks HAHAHA and we looked through pornhub looking at all the stuff we were into.. We were mostly watching and critisizing it like "nahh that guys too small" or "she doesnt know how to give head" but daaaam that conversation was getting me hard as HELL!! i asked her things like "ooohh and u can?" she was such a little flirt about it too like" yea i deepthroat blah blah blah" i knew i was gonna get lucky i think cuz i was sooooo HARD and it was pretty obvious cuz i was wearing sweatpants n i Know she was looking..it was just a matter of who made the first move..then she said it...."my back hurts on this chair, GIMME A MASSAGE;)" i was like woooow in my mind..so i did! i got behind her while she was on the chair n rubed her back n i didnt waist time on the shoulders or over the shirt or anything i passed them once and went all down her back n up her shirt feeling up on her back and waist..at this point we were still watching porn n she was clicking through different stuff so i was just chillen high as fuck feeling up on her waist with my cock on her ass, she was pretty much sitting on me..she started bending over foreward so i grabbed her waist with both hands and pulled her ass up n down my dick..OK it was pretty obvious we both had the same thing in our minds we were pretty much dry humping doggystyle!! at that point she turned back n looked at me n ikissed her. We made out soooooo good she was sucking my toungue like it was a cock i was grabbing her titties from under her shirt n i pulled her hand on my dick n she jerked it from over the sweats..i wanted to fuck her heands sooo bad i hate over the pants handjobs so i grabbed her hand and put it in my pants and she pulls it out and SUCKS IT!!! i only got like a 30 second bj but it was heavenly i i had beeen sooooo wet i was about to bust a nut just seeing her lick my fluids off my dick.( i jack off to whenever i start thinking of that 30 second bj and the look on her face when she looked up at me n wiped her mouth;)" as soon as she stopped sucking i took her pants off and fucked her in the chair.. she got on top of me and rode me for like 2 mins. i had no condom but there was no way i was gonna cum in my cousin so i made her gett up when i nutted. i admit i cummed pretty quick but in my defense i was sooooo dam hard n wet for a while by the time we fucked. it didnt matter tho cuz we fucked like 3 more times that night.. we had sex the next 3 nights she stayed and yea im pretty sure itll go down the same way next time i see her and we have the chance;) i still keep in touch and its not even awkward when weve seen eachother its like nothing happened but when weve gotten a chance to be a few seconds alone weve made out and i got a handjob outta her last visit 2 months ago. i cant wait till she comes back for another week hopefully in July!!

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I confess that tonight I had the worst sexual experience of my life. This is the type of shit that happens in American Pie films and I really didn�t think could ever happen to me. After spilling all of this out on paper I realized it is fairly long winded and I can�t be bothered checking for mistakes, so I�m sorry if there is any, plus I have put a quick summary at the bottom for all those who can�t be bothered reading.

I recently started dating this really cute girl. She is rather stuck up and spoilt, but is fairly hot, so I thought I would give it a shot with her. Problem is, she is a virgin, so progress has been fairly steady as she wants to make sure she loses her virginity to the right guy.

She invited me around to her house today to meet her folks for the first time and text me earlier today to bring protection as she had a treat for me. I thought, sweet, I get to fuck her. I go to the shop and make a purchase of those numbing rubbers (I have only had sex twice, and for some reason thought it was a good idea to last for ages on her first time.) Anyway, so I rock up, meet the parents, sit down for a civilised lunch and then go upstairs for the magic to happen. Only when we get there, she tells me to not shut the door as her parents don�t like her to have guys in her room while to door is shut. To make matters worse her Dad comes upstairs while I�m perched on the end of her bed and goes into his room right next door to us, turns on the TV and starts laughing like I have never heard anyone laugh before to a show on the box. To make matters worse, her room is right opposite the bathroom and none of the doors are closed, so I thought, if he gets up and goes to the bathroom, he is going to walk across his daughter getting broken in for the first time.

Then I thought, maybe I got it wrong and maybe she didn�t mean we would have sex, or maybe she didn�t expect her Dad to be in the next room. But sure enough, she flicks on the tv, sits next to me and whispers in my ear �you bring the condom?� I tell her yes and she tells me to put it on. Right now I�m freaking out, but don�t want to pass up on this opportunity to fuck this girl, so whip out my dick and start stroking it. She watches me for a bit and then tells me to put the rubber on, but I tell her I have to be hard first. She tells me I can feel her tits to get hard, but only over her shirt. By now I just go with it, but think it is a bit weird she won�t let me feel under her shirt if I�m about to stick my dick in her pussy. I awkwardly feel her tits until I�m hard and slip the condom on.


Once I�m bagged up she gets on the floor and, as I�m sat on her bed, begins to suck on my condom covered dick. It is hard to call what she gave me, as it didn�t seem like any blowjob I have ever heard of. She didn�t even fit the whole of my head in her mouth, just kind of sat there, completely still with the tip of it in there while she gave me the weakest handjob I could have imagined. With the condom on I couldn�t even feel anything. Probably about 3 minutes go by with me pretending to be thrilled until she says �am I going to make you cum?� I just told her yes and to keep going, realizing that if she expects me to cum, she probably doesn�t expect sex from me. Due to the sound of her Dad, her awful skills and the numbing condom, I decide I�m never going to get off and just fake an orgasm. I whip the condom off and tuck my hard-on back into my pants and ask her what she wants doing with it, she tells me to flush it down the toilet.


I go into her bathroom and lock the door. What happened next... I am not proud of... and it makes me cringe to think about this, but I decided to skirt some suntan lotion I saw on the side into the condom. I don�t know why, as no one would have seen it once it was down the crapper, but I did it in a moment that I will from now on refer to as the stupidest moment of my life. I throw the rubber into the toilet and flush, but sure enough it just bobs back up, I have to wait a minute until I can flush again, but it doesn�t go down, third time isn�t lucky and her dad knocks on the door and asks if I am alright. I panic, fish to condom out and drop it into the waste bin next to the toilet and leave. I tell the girl that it wouldn�t go, and she freaks and tells me to get rid of it as her Mom disposes the trash. I go back into the bathroom and grab it out of the bin, then fling it out of the window. I look down into their backyard and realize it hasn�t gone much of a distance and has landed right on top of a hedge in the garden which makes it easily visible to anyone looking out of the bathroom window. I think about going to get it, but I decide I�m just going to make a dash. Thank her parents for their hospitality, say goodbye to the girl and then leave in a hurry.

Still trying to wrap my head around it. I can deduce two things... what should I do?

1. She was fine with the possibility of her Dad catching her, she is a bit kinky. She sucked my dick, obviously likes me and will probably let me fuck her soon. I�m not going to get anyone hotter than her any time soon. She�s a keeper.

2. She is a freak who leaves her door open. It will be hard to fuck her with her parents around, so I got to get her to mine. She is pretty rubbish and inexperienced sexually. Her Dad will probably beat my ass to a pulp when he sees the condom on his hedge. Ditch the bitch.


Summary: Met hot girl > Went to hers and she gave me an awful blowie > Decided to fill a condom with lotion and flung it onto her garden hedge > Carry on going for that pot of gold or ditch and run?

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I was raped. Over the weekend I was at a bar that I was going to meet a friend at, but they never showed up so I had a few drinks and was going to go home, but I ended up talking with this some what plump woman about sex and being bi and what not. The night when on and I started buying more drink, then it came up that she was a dom for a lesbian girl and that the girl had never been with a man and that she had only been done by strap ons. So she called over her sub and we had some more drink and talked about why she should try a guy out.

Anyway the night when on and I had ran up a $125 bar bill and was at the point where I don't like be this drunk with out some people I know around. So I got there names and number and was going to call a cab, but they said they would drive me home as thinks for the drinks. I was ok with this as the sub had not been drinks and I only lived like 5mins from the bar.
So I in to the back seat of there car and the dom got in with me. On the way home she undid my pants and started playing with my dick and said something like "wow you can still get hard after drinking all that!" Now drinking has never stopped me from getting it up and be drunk and a bit full of my self I said something like "I'm ready any time any where and for the long hall." She like that and said we should go back to there hotel room and her sub could have her first man. The sub did not really like this idea but the dom put her in her place and away we went.
As soon as we got here the dom had ordered the sub to strip and was very quickly and roughly taking off my clothing. Then she ordered the sub to play with her self as she give me a handjob. At this point I was feeling really fucking good. This went on just long enough to get me rock hard and the sub wet. The dom then had me lay on the end of the bed with my ass hanging off a bit. This hit me a bit odd but I really did not care that that point. Then to sub was made to start riding me and to my disappointment she was no where as tight as she looked, but she did make nice sounds as she was going up and down. Then some thing I was not peppered for happened the dom started licking my ass hole, this was the only time in my life any one had played with my ass and it was not bad but not really my thing.
So I was fucking and get my ass lick then she stopped licking and said some thing like "your ready now". She got on top of me pined my arms down with her legs and pushed her pussy in to my face. She said some thing after that but I could not really hear it. Like a one min after that a finger goes up my ass! I tryed to get up but she was to heavy and I was to drunk. After that the finger is pulled out and dick is shoved up my ass, I thought it may have been a toy but there were to many hands on my body. At this point I was fighting hard and had gone soft, I remember the sub remarking on that. but the dom pushed down hard on my face and I could not get much air. I soon blacked out and when I came to it was 18 hours later and the names and numbers were fake the cops said they will look in to it and that I was lucky that there was not cum in me so he must have used a condom.

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