WTF?

Shit Pornstars Say 5

Shit Pornstars Say 5

Nazi Cuck Porn

Nazi Cuck Porn

Girl Drops Deuce, Forgets To Wipe

Girl Drops Deuce, Forgets To Wipe

Stink Palm

Stink Palm

1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

Your Cock Will Never Be That Big

Your Cock Will Never Be That Big

Board Posts

2
Anonymous
@random
17 Nov 2011 10:31PM
• 84 views • 0 attachments
[ − ] thread [ 0 replies ]

I'm a 28 year old swm in Memphis, TN looking for a sexy cougar to have some nsa fun with. Come on, there has to be a horny older lady looking for some young 8" dick

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.
5
Anonymous
@confessions
22 Dec 2016 11:55AM
• 3,028 views • 0 attachments
[ − ] thread [ 4 replies ]

I confess, I fucked a secretary in our company. Sylvia is a smoking hot cougar. She has an incredible body for a woman her age and takes very good care of herself. She never had any kids, so I guess that makes it easier. She also has a very classy yet sexy way of dressing for work everyday.

She is as sweet as can be. Always smiling, eager to be helpful in any way she can. One of those positive spirits that, coupled with her stunning looks, makes you want to fuck her. And yes, I have masturbated in the men's room a time or two because looking at Sylvia got me so horny.

We have worked in the same company for 10 years, so we know each other pretty well and are quite comfortable with each other. Our interactions were always professional. I said "were".

I heard from other guys in the office that Sylvia is a crazy flirt. She was never flirtatious with me, maybe because I am one of the big bosses. And because sexual harassment lawsuits are so common, I have never wanted to cross the line into unprofessionalism.

Well, I decided I'd experiment a little. I started to compliment Sylvia whenever she came into my office with something. I had to sign expense accounts and she often prepared them for the sales guys, so her visits to my office were almost daily, though very brief.

I'd say things like, "You look amazing today.", or "That is a stunning blouse you are wearing." or "I love those glasses." and "That hair style looks great on you."

She loved the compliments so much she started walking in and asking, "How do you like this shirt?" or "What do you think of this neckless?" Eventually, her questions got to "Do you think this is sexy?" and "Do you think this is hot looking?"

Then one day she took those daily exchanges to a whole new level. As she was walking out of my office, she turns her head, looking over her shoulder at me with her hand on her hip and asks, "Does my ass look good in these pants? I'm not wearing any panties." I just about dropped my teeth. She walked out with a devilish grin on her face.

From that day forward, she started to get more bold in her approach to me. A few days later she is wearing a white, button down shirt that is sheer enough that you can see she is wearing a lacy bra. She walks into my office, puts the expense reports in front of me on my desk and asks if I can sign them right away, as she waits. I, of course, comply.

As I'm looking over them, she leans over placing her hands on my desk and asks, "Do you like my neckless?"

I look up, and her neckless is hanging perfectly in front of the cleavage between her breasts and I can see right down her blouse at those magnificent tits. I smile ear to ear and nod gleefully. She asks, "Do you like anything else that you see?" All I can say is, "Oh yes." She then says, "I wore this shirt just for you today. The lacy bra is a little extra I threw in for your viewing pleasure." I can't stop smiling. I can feel my face getting beet red. She then turns and walks out with that devilish grin on her face again.

Later that day, I have to leave the building for a meeting. As I step out of my office she says, "Are you leaving for the day?" I tell her yes and she follows me to the elevator. When the elevator door opens, it is empty and the two of us step in. When the doors close, she turns and plants a passionate, lingering kiss on my lips. The door to the elevator opens and she exits saying, "Have a nice day." with that devilish grin again. I am blown away and she is all I can think about for the rest of the day and night.

I'm an early bird and always get to the office by 6 am, way before anyone else does. It's my most productive time of the day before others start arriving by 7:30 am and fills up by 9:00 am. Everybody in the office knows my routine.

The morning after the elevator kiss, I'm in by 6 am as usual. About 6:15, I hear the unusual sound of another person entering the office. I hear the elevator bell. I hear the sound of footsteps on the hard lobby floor. I could hear some shuffling at a cubicle common to one arriving for work. I note that it is unusual so early but keep working at my computer that faces away from my door.

The next thing I hear is "Good Morning" in the sweetest, seductive tone. It is Sylvia at my office door. I turn around in utter shock. There she stands in my doorway wearing one of those wrap around dresses that is propped open by her hand on her hip as she leans on the doorway with her opposite shoulder. It was the most seductive, sexy pose. She is wearing the sexiest lace bra and panties. Her tits are huge. I am speechless.

Without saying a word, she walks in, closes my door, turns off the light, walks behind my desk, spins me around in my office chair, kneels down in front of me and starts undoing my belt and pants. By this time, my cock is rock hard. As soon as she pulls it out of my pants, she goes down on me. Once soaked in her spit, she draws back, unsnaps her bra at the clip between her tits, and starts giving me a titty fuck while looking up at me.

No words have been spoken. The only sound is heavy breathing and moans. Once done with the titty fuck, she stands, turns around facing away from me, lifts her dress to expose her ass, reaches around to pull her panties to the side, and lowers herself down on to my cock.

The sensation of her pussy fucking my cock was amazing. I've never seen a woman get so wet. My cock is quickly covered with her creamy wetness. I can't believe this is happening to me.

I whisper, "I'm going to cum, I'm going to cum." She quickly stands up, turns around, drops to her knees in front of me, looks into my eyes and says, "Cum in my mouth." Down she goes and boom, I explode in her mouth.

She took every drop of cum and kept sucking until I was drained. When it was clear I was finished and my cock already starting to soften, she stands up, straightens up her panties and bra, quickly closes the wrap around dress as if nothing had just happened, looks at me and says, "I like a certain kind of cream in my coffee. Now that I've had it, can I bring you a cup?" I nod in agreement, she turns to walk out, blowing me a kiss.

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.
3
Anonymous
@confessions
01 Sep 2022 10:58AM
• 33 views • 1 attachment
[ − ] thread [ 4 replies ]

My wife confessed that she thinks I should share my fat insatiable cock with a horny cougar wife? What do you think? Ladies?

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.
11
Anonymous
@confessions
20 Dec 2016 5:17PM
• 5,178 views • 0 attachments
[ − ] thread [ 10 replies ]

I confess, I fucked my Mother-in-Law. It was some of the hottest sex I've every had. She is a gorgeous cougar, great tits, a stunning smile, flirtatious, and witty. She looks to be 10 to 15 years younger than she actually is and has a very youthful personality. Every man who knows her young and old wants to fuck her.

She's in a sexless marriage. She has volunteered that many times. Her husband is morbidly obese and is an alcoholic. Why she stays in the marriage, no one knows.

She and I have always hit it off. We flirt on occasion and sometimes, I get turned on to the point I lose my breath with horniness.

Well, she came to visit for a long holiday weekend by herself. I kept to myself most of the weekend while she, my wife, and the kids did the usual fun things that happen when grandma comes to visit. My wife, MIL and I always stay up having drinks after the kids go to bed, talking about all kinds of stuff.

On this particular weekend, the wife had to leave on a business trip on Sunday night and the kids went to stay at their dad's house (2nd marriage for each of us). So with the house to ourselves, the MIL and I decided to go out to dinner before returning home to watch a movie. Her flight would leave the following afternoon.

We had a lovely dinner that started with cocktails and wine with dinner. The conversation at dinner eventually turned to her husband and how disgusted she is with him, his obesity and drinking. She mentioned the "sexless" marriage more than once. So, since she brought up the subject, I asked, "So what do you do for sex?"

At this point, she immediately apologized for bringing the subject up and turned all shades of red. I told her that it was alright, "we're family". After several tries by me, she finally gave in and began to open up.

She went on to tell me that she hasn't had sex in more years than she can remember. She admitted to "crossing the line" with a man or two, but she insisted it never went further than kissing and light petting. She said, "I could never live with myself if I cheated on Bill (hubby)." Bill's best friend, Larry, is one of the two it got a little out of hand with but never went all the way. While telling me this, we had 2 more after dinner drinks at the bar before leaving for home.

When we got home, I suggested she get into something more comfortable while I lit a fire in the fireplace and pour her another drink. She was already a bit tipsy, but is not one to turn down another drink. She went into the guest bedroom to change.

I couldn't believe my eyes when she returned. She was wearing the sexiest white robe. It was made of a heavy, soft, cottony material and was full length, so I couldn't tell if she was wearing anything underneath. When I saw her I said, "Wow, you look spectacular." She got the cutest grin on her face and did a little flirtatious spin as if she were a model. I wanted to fuck her brains out then and there.

I was sitting on the couch in front of the fire place and gave her the drink I prepared for her. She folded her legs beneath herself in a cozy pose, turned slightly toward me and put one arm on the back of the couch. She said "cheers", we touched our glasses and looked at the fire.

She went on to say, "This is so lovely. I can't tell you the last time I enjoyed a dinner, drinks and a fire with a man like this." She quickly said, "Oh, but you're my son-in-law, so it doesn't quite count." Meanwhile, my dirty mind is racing with strategies I can deploy to fuck her brains out.

We chatted some more and I could tell that this last drink put her over the top. She was now drunk. My first objective achieved. With her inhibitions aside, I could now get her to loosen up while putting more wood on the fire to warm up the temperature in the room.

I then got the conversation back on sex. I asked, "I know you would never cheat on Bill, but what is the closest you ever got to going all the way? Tell me the details of what happened and how you were able to stop."

Inhibitions aside, she preceded to tell me more about Larry. Larry has been Bill's best friend since grade school. And she and Bill were high school sweethearts, so there are no secrets between her and Larry. They go way back, have done holidays and vacations together for years. They are very comfortable with each other.

She proceeded to tell me one night Bill was out of town and Larry came over to borrow some of Bill's tools. She offered Larry a drink, one thing led to another and they were making out like teenagers, her blouse was open, her bra unsnapped, her hands down his pants.

As she is reliving this memory in specific detail, me interrupting with a question here and there to get her to share even more details, I am getting hornier and hornier. My cock is throbbing in my pants. I can feel pre-cum at its tip.

I could tell reliving that event was getting her worked up as well. And in that heavy robe, the heat from the fire, the alcohol flowing in her veins, she was getting hot. The hotter she got, the more she loosened up the robe. It went from being wrapped up tight with a waist belt, to belt open, front of robe open then eventually completely off.

Much to my pleasure, she was wearing a shear, spaghetti-strapped, night gown that barely reached her knees. I could now see ample cleavage and the outline of her nipples through the material. I could also see that her nipples were hard and erect.

She seemed oblivious to how scantily clad she now is in front of me and how turned on she appeared to be with her hard nipples nearly splitting her nighty open. This is eye candy on steroids to me. I topped up her drink once or twice during this story telling and she is guzzling it down like soda pop. The more she talks, the more drunk she is, the more animated she becomes with hands and arms becoming part of the story telling. On occasion, the spaghetti stapes would fall off her shoulder and, before she could pull then back up, the nighty would fall just enough for me to see more of her fabulous tits.

By now, I am going crazy wanting to fuck her so badly. I have now opened up my shirt because of the heat in the room, and in my loins. I'm not in the best of shape, but I have decent pecks, shoulders and biceps.

She eventually comes to the end of the story with the phone ringing. It's Larry's wife wondering what is taking him so long. He leaves abruptly, leaving her hanging with lust.

As she ends the story on that note, I ask, "So what are you feeling right now having just relived that memory and sharing those details with me?" She replies with slurred speech, "I'm horny as fuck and need to cum." Music to my ears!!

I then reply, "I'm horny as fuck too. You got me all turned on with that story and you look so sexy in that nighty."

She then says, "I've got to get out of this damn thing and cool off." She proceeds to stand up, lift the nighty over her head and drops it to the floor. She is now totally naked in front of me. OMG! Her tits are AMAZING! It's not a perfect body and shows signs of her age, but in my condition at that moment, she looked like a super model. My cock is so engorged and throbbing, I think it is going to split in two.

She then says, "I shouldn't be the only one naked. Take your clothes off and join me in the swimming pool." So off go the clothes and outside into the pool we stumble....I mean,we both are shit-faced drunk at this moment.

Now seated inside the pool, the water waist deep, drinks in hand, I can't take my eyes off of her tits. They are full D's and not that saggy for a woman her age. She sees that I am staring at her tits and says, "Not bad for a woman my age, huh? They've always been my best asset. I still like to tease men with them. But I should have something to look at too. Sit on the edge of the pool so I can see your cock while you look at my tits."

I'm loving the slurred speech and total absence of inhibition. I'm even more amazed that she hasn't mentioned my wife (her daughter) or her hubby once. I can't help but think how "wrong" this is, but hormones and the head of my cock are now in full control.

I do as she says, stand up from beneath the water and sit on the edge of the pool very near to her. My cock is fully erect, standing at complete attention.

She sets her drink down and moves directly in front of me. We're at the shallow end of the pool, so she is standing up, facing me, her face almost level with my waist and cock. Her hands are on each side of me resting on the edge of the pool where I am sitting. She is close enough that I can feel her tits against my knees.

She is staring at my cock and proceeds to slur, "It's been so long since I have had cock. I miss cock. I want cock. I like your cock. I want your cock." I reply, "then you can have my cock."

What happens next is the most erotic sexual experience I have ever had. She separates my legs so she can move closer to me and begins to suck my cock. The sensation is magnificent. I've never had a blow job like it. It was incredible. She seemed to know when I was about to explode and would stop just long enough for me to gain control. This went on and on......suck me to the edge, back off, gain control and back to it. I was going wild.

Eventually, she stops, steps out of the pool, takes my hand and leads me over to the chaise lounge chair. She bends over, her hands on the edge of the chair, her ass is the air, and says, "fuck me from behind". My cock slid in to her soaking wet, warm pussy. It felt amazing. With each thrust of my hips, she moaned. Then she said, "deeper. harder" With each thrust of my hips, the sound of them slapping against her ass grew louder and louder. I began to worry that the neighbors might hear us. But it was already way past midnight and there were no lights on, so I wasn't too worried to stop.

Now I can tell she is about to cum. I'm pounding away. She's moaning and moaning, her head is snapping back and forth. And finally, it happens, she has an intense orgasm that seemed to last a very long time and turned into multiple orgasms one right after the other. I couldn't help myself, losing all control and explode hard and deep inside her pussy. It was soooo intense.

When we're both done cumming, she turns around, sits down on the edge of the chair and begins to suck my cock and lick all of my cum and hers off of my shaft and balls. I didn't think it was possible, but the hardon that was going down after cumming so hard was coming back up with another amazing blow job.

Once fully erect again, she looks up at me and says, "fuck my ass." OMG! I cannot believe this woman. She now lays down on her back lifts her legs high in the air, and says, "Fuck my ass now."

I now lay on top of her but without lube, this isn't going to be easy. I had just cum inside her pussy, so I dip my cock in her pussy again to lube it up. Now wet with her cum and mine from inside her pussy, I spit on my fingers, rub it on her asshole, and proceed to fuck her ass. She moans in pain but it was the sound of a pleasurable pain. "Oh yes" she says, over and over. "Fuck me hard.", she says.

I can't believe this is happening to me. I'm fucking my MIL IN THE ASS! Still fucking her ass, her legs in the air, I lower myself and we begin to kiss. Deep, passionate, wet kisses. I can smell cum on her breath. It is erotic. Her tongue swirls inside my mouth. She bites my lip and tongue. I'm thoroughly turned on again, my cock throbbing inside her tight asshole. But I know I can't cum this soon and withdraw.

She's laying there in seeming exhaustion. I'm thinking she's done for the night. As I begin to raise up off of her she says, "eat me. Eat my pussy. Suck your cum out of me." OMG! WHO IS THIS WOMAN???

I proceed as instructed and start to eat her freshly fucked pussy. She moans with delight my tongue stokes her clit and probes deep inside her pussy searching for more cum. I'm never eaten a cream pie before, so this new experience WITH MY MIL, is totally erotic.

The more I feast on her pussy, the more turned on she gets. I now reach inside her pussy for her G spot with two fingers while licking her clit with my tongue. Her moans grow more intense. Her hips are writhing back and forth while she occasionally lifts them completely off the chaise lounge chair. My fingers are working her G spot, I'm sucking her clit as if I'm detaching it from her body and using the tip of my tongue against her clit.

Suddenly it happens. She screams with pleasure and a gushing squirt. Shocked, I lift my head up and see what looks like water squirting from a fountain. She says, "don't stop" and back I go to eating her pussy and stroking her G spot. My face is dripping wet. I felt as if I was drowning. It was unlike anything I have ever experienced before.

When the orgasm is over, I'm out of breath and she's out of breath. We're both exhausted. She rolls onto her side and scoots over just enough for me to lay down beside her with the little room there was on the chaise lounge chair. We are wrapped around each other and fall to sleep in utter delightful sexual exhaustion.

I'm not sure how long we slept, but the discomfort of the position in so little space woke me up. As I de-coupled from her, she awoke too with a smile on her face. With no words spoken, I helped her get up, and we walked back into the house. I walked her to her bedroom, tucked her in, kissed her and whispered, "Good night."

I returned to my bedroom, set the alarm for 7 and went sound to sleep. It was a night to remember.

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.
-10
Anonymous
@confessions
12 Aug 2017 9:29PM
• 3,291 views • 1 attachment
[ − ] thread [ 3 replies ]

Last night my girlfriend got way too drunk

I tried to fuck her and she was just out, no fun for me

I hit up this 45 yr old i met online a year ago before current gf, we never met but she lived close

She send to come over

Now i am 26, it is 10pm on a friday night, i am horny as shit and this bombshell of a cougar is telling me to come over

What was i suppose to do?

I snuck out of my own house and showed up to this milfs house

She greets me at the door with just a night gown on

She invites me in, we sit for a second and within a few moments we are making out

She leads me into her bedroom, she drops her nighty and she is infront of me conpletely nude

Big tits and a fat ass and wide hips

Comments wuth pics and nasty shit abd ill continue

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.
1
Anonymous
@random
31 May 2023 3:53PM
• 208 views • 0 attachments
[ − ] thread [ 12 replies ]

Hey y'all. Working today in a building alone with an older milf. She's in her mid 40s, huge rack with long blonde hair. We work in a hotel that's currently out of season (ski resort). I'm 28 and a cougar hunter.  

Anyways I think she has a thing for younger men as shes always looking to talk to me and I've noticed she's come to work all done up randomly when she knows we are working together. The way I see it we have an entire building to ourselves complete with beds, showers etc, and I really want to go to town on this lady, maybe even hide a camera somewhere and make a little incognito porno. 

I just need some advice on how to break the ice. She's European and I've heard they tend to be a lot more open to sex so part of me is considering just asking her if she wants to relax in one of the bedrooms...this is kind of risky though as I don't want to end up getting in trouble for harrassment if she's not down.

Here are some other things I've considered.

1. Jerking off so I'm half hard and somehow drawing attention to my bulge
2. Starting up a conversation and steering it towards sex, seeing if we can get into it and see if it gets her horny
3. "Accidently" bumping into her with a hard on. 

Any advice on how to proceed would be appreciated. We've got everything we need to have a fun time I just got to break the ice on this. 

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.
1
Anonymous
23 Apr 2011 12:53PM
• 493 views • 0 attachments
[ − ] thread [ 9 replies ]

Calling all cougar lovers in manitoba, canada. Extremely horny soccer mom looking for real life encounters with teens. bring your friends...the more the merrier. :)

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.
1
Anonymous
@confessions
07 Jul 2011 3:12AM
• 169 views • 0 attachments
[ − ] thread [ 1 reply ]

I confess I can't keep my hand off my dick when I get behind the wheel of my truck. I don't know what started this but about a month ago I just got irresistably horny on my way home from work. Now I wear shorts to work and on my way home drop them to my ankles everyday. I drive a pickup and am pretty safe from getting caught (although that's what I want ultimately) but I have a bench seat up front, I roll the passenger window down completely, and stay in the right lane. I drive through downtown on my way home so the hottest I get is at bus stops where people are just standing looking at traffic, when I'm stopped at lights by office buildings so the people on the 1st & 2nd floors can see, and when women ride bye. I wish there was more porn dedicated to this because it makes me so fucking horny just to think about it. Like I said, I've only been doing this for a month or so but I've gotten caught twice. Once, there was a hot girl in the truck to my left which normally couldn't see into my truck but her Ford was way taller and I was getting brave and thrusting my hips up; at the first light she saw me and her eyes just got really big before she took off. I caught up to her by the next light but by now my throbbing dick was so sensitive it was ready to explode. As I got even with her I had my window rolled down, thrust my hips up and jacked as hard as I could. As soon as she looked over my cock let go & I came everywhere. Thankfully she turned left and I kept on straight; I'd have been horrified if I had to look at her again. The other time I got caught I had my drivers side window down again but I saw an older cougar walking the opposite way on the other side of the street. As I passed I, again, thrust my hips up and thankfully she looked right at that moment. She obviously saw because as I looked in the mirror she had stopped in her tracks and was looking as I drove away. I found the closest parking lot and jerked off quick.

I'd love to find some porn dedicated to this if anyone knows of it. Better yet I'd like to know if there's any underground community of people who find each other in traffic & 'catch' each other jerking off/playing with their pussies. I'm not gay but, honestly, just running into other perverts in public would be a huge turn on.

Let's talk people!!!!

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.
1
Anonymous
@confessions
17 Jul 2011 8:40PM
• 516 views • 0 attachments
[ − ] thread [ 0 replies ]

I use the site OkCupid to hook up with horny cougars. I've been doing it for about 6 months now and have hooked up with five different women a number of times.

One of the women I have met off there is only 34 and has an 8 year old son who she introduced me to. It isn't as weird as it sounds, because I do lead them to believe that the relationship has a possibility of being more than just sex.

Today we were playing video games together while his mom was in the shower and he beat me at the game and started celebrating. I still don't know why I did it, but I said to him "You may have beaten me, but your mom still loves to swallow my jizz."

He just looked perplexed and went quiet. That night his mom rang me. Apparently he had asked her what jizz was and she had gotten it out of him what I had said. Lets just say I think this will go down as my funniest ever break-up.

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.
4
Anonymous
@chicks
13 Dec 2018 10:39PM
• 490 views • 1 attachment
[ − ] thread [ 3 replies ]

What do you think about this horny cougar?

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.
4
Anonymous
@confessions
01 Dec 2015 2:27PM
• 1,481 views • 0 attachments
[ − ] thread [ 5 replies ]

I have to confess, I had the most amazing weekend, and I'm not completely sure where to go with it.

I recently met a woman who calls herself a cougar. She is beautiful, sexy, and kinky beyond anyone I've ever met. People always say that porn is fake, it's just acting. But some of the shit we did I feel like should have been in a porn video.

The entire weekend, we bonded. Not just physically, but emotionally. She and I are both going through divorces that have been brutal on our psyches. We've both been sexually repressed, and emotionally oppressed by our former spouses.

Over the weekend, we decided to just do anything and everything that came to mind. She tied me to the hotel bed and spanked me, flogged me, rimmed me, and pegged me. Sometimes she would flip me over and ride on top of me. She was so hot and horny that just her riding on top of me was enough for her to orgasm. She took me to the bathroom and "marked her territory," making me her official cougar cub. It was so hot and steamy. Watersports really isn't as bad as people might think.

When we went out, we switched roles. I bought her a pair of vibrating underwear and took her to all sorts of crowded places. We went to a fair that was in town, had dinner together... And then she told me that she had always wanted to go to a strip club, but was too shy. So we went to one near the hotel for some drinks before going back to bed. I had her sit on my lap, and I slid my hands down and fondled her soft little pussy while she watched girls dance topless. She creamed on my hand so many times, I just mixed it with my drink.

We had one hell of a weekend. And by the end of it, she told me that she wanted to take things long-term. We talked about how our relationship would function and what was expected out of both of us. She wants me to be her sissy slave, and maybe take HRT. (Which I am actually fine with, because I've thought about it for a while).

I was only in town on a business trip, and I am still fresh from divorce. It's a huge life-change, and I'm sure it would have a rocky start. But god damn, I can't stop thinking about her and fantasizing what life would be like together. I never get opportunities like this.... What do you guys think? Would you do it?

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.
0
Anonymous
@random
20 Sep 2015 9:47AM
• 0 views • 0 attachments
[ − ] thread [ 0 replies ]

I once fought a cougar. Her name was Carol, and she was fine piece of ass.She was a mate's mum back in high school, when we were thirteen and awkward and horny as fuck. She was a redhead and wore red lipstick, with enough lines on her face to tell that she's been through a bit but still totally fucking hot.

So I hung out at my friends place quite a lot. He had a pool at his place and we'd all go over on hot days. Second best way to spend the summer holidays, after the mall and perving on all the hot girls that walked by. One day, I was in my speedos and his mum came over in a bikini. Instant boner. I was waist deep in the pool at this stage, so I thought I was safe, but she walked over to the side, looked down and smirked.

Then she got into the pool with me.

"So Luke Skywalker, we meet again!" she cried as she whipped out a lightsaber from within her ample bosom. "You thought you could hide in the guise of a simple horny school student, but the Sith cannot be fooled! Now face me in combat, you evil JEDI!"

Damn, I thought. Shawn's mum is a nutcase with a lightsaber. Even for a hot MILF, it was a bit much. My boner dropped immediately.

"Listen Shawn's mum, I'm not a Jedi," I tried to explain "It wasn't a lightsaber in my speedos you saw, it was just my enormous erection because you're a fucking hot piece of fuckmeat."

"Oh," she replied, sheathing her lightsaber and tucking it back into her bosom. "My apologises, I thought you were a Jedi Knight out to kill me. Okay then, do you want to fuck?"

So we fucked for a while in the pool. And then I called her a dirty slutty hillbilly cougar, and things got ugly.
So I cut her down with my lightsaber and used the FORCE to cover up the body. Then I flew off in my X-Wing to help blow up the Death Star.

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share
Quote Strike
Anonymous
Anonymous

Attachments are disabled for system maintenance.

note, attachments may take a moment to show up.

Nude Vista Content

Horny Cougar Slut Crazy Video

21:50 12.5K

Horny Cougar Pamela Rios Amazing Xxx Scene

24:01 19.1K

Horny Cougar Gets Rough Hardcore 4Some

12:00 6.7K

Aunt Judy's Xxx - Horny Mature Cougar Nicole Dupapillon Seduces The Wedding Photographer

25:10 17.1K

Horny Amateur French Mature Cougar In Lingerie Banged By A Technician Outdoor 12 Min

11:30 1.2K

Horny Asian Babe Cocolo Fucked Her Cougar Pussy And Made Her Swallow His Cream-Colored Geyser - Super Sexy Xxx Uncensored Jav!

08:31 15.3K