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restive 12 May 2012As long as we are telling horribly perverted and sick jokes:
Two soldiers are in a foxhole being shelled.
One says, "Damn! I can't wait anymore. I gotta take a shit!"
Other one says, "Go in that foxhole back there. I'll cover you."
So the first soldier dives out and belly-crawls to the other foxhole. He's gone a really long time, and his friend starts to get worried.
Finally the first soldier slides back into the foxhole. His friend says, "Why were you gone so long? I thought you got hit!"
He says, "When I got to the other foxhole, I took the best shit I ever had. Then I looked up, and there was this beautiful naked girl. Well, I couldn't help myself, so I fucked her in the pussy. And then I flipped her over and fucked her in the ass."
His friend says, "That's amazing! And did she give you head?"
The other replies, "Head? Oh, she didn't have no head."
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Pleasant dreams, everyone!Replies 2
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restive 12 May 2012Credit where it's due: the original telling of that joke comes from comic Dom Irrera. And that wasn't even the worst one I ever heard him tell.
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Sluttyleigh 12 May 2012It's healthy to laugh...Thank you..
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