• Julie_Ruined 19 Feb 2024
    A few years ago I was dating this chick who was about as pure as they get. All about saving the environment, she had these annoying stainless steel reusable straws. AND she washugely anti-drug! Not even pot for fuck sake!

    So fucking obviously we weren't compatible, it happens, but she was so self goddam righteous about how she was gonna be great, but she was worried I would just stay a piece of shit I guess. 

    Well she left a bunch of random shit including those God fucking dam straws. So I did what any self respecting trashy bitch would do, and turned one of those straws into a crack pipe. -JFR
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