my friend loves to tease me with her ass every chance she gets but claims to be gay, what should i do?

Years ago I was going to blow my load on this girl's face and she said not to get it in her eyes because it stings like crazy. Now I'm married to that same woman and she must have forgotten what she said because she claims that nobody else has ever cum on her face. 

I think about this a lot. What other lies?

My wife was out walking our dog this morning  and “accidentally” shot herself for like the 5th time in a few weeks. She’s been pretty giggly about it when she does claiming she doesn’t know why she can’t control it. I was in the shower when she came home yesterday with a full load and she hopped in to wash off before work. Whatever came over me came hard and I buried my face in her ass and fucked her shitty hole! I shot the biggest load ever in her butt! She came hard too. I think she discovered my tranny scat files! 

I have a dark secret that I keep from my wife. I love my wife and I don’t sleep around with other women… kind of. It all started when I met this girl in online classes back in high school. See, where I come from is such a small town that the high school couldn’t justify hiring a teacher for chemistry so the few students that wanted to do it had to do online classes. This is common for a lot of towns around my province. So I met her online and she seemed interested in me.

 Basically back then no girl was interested at all in me and coming from such a small town there was not a good ratio of girls around my age. So she chatted and eventually me and her found out we’re both had pretty big sex drives. I never confided in someone like her , she knew all the stuff I was in to and told me she would do everything. 

Fast forward a few years later I graduated and moved out to the big city in our province to attend university and she messaged me saying she was there representing cadets. I went to the hotel she was staying at and no joke I had my cock in her mouth within the first 5 minutes of meeting in her person. She was cute, bit chubby but I mean, I knew that. She swallowed like she said she would and I hung around for a bit until she had to go. I hung out with her later that night and she held her word of doing whatever. I fucked her pussy raw and she let me finish in her ass, as anal was the one thing I really wanted and after that her ass had me hooked and she liked it too. She left and it would be every so often like once a year she would come to the city for whatever reason.

 When me and my wife started dating this woman messaged me saying she was at the hospital for a few days getting checked out because her third pregnancy was higher risk so she was getting tests. Visited her in the hospital because she was bored, she had her own private room and her husband was out working on the boats. When I visited her I used her ass then and there and being pregnant made it so much easy to convince her as she was horny as fuck. We had the privacy curtains drawn a little in case a nurse popped in but luckily no one did,

 She has changed over the years though, I think her husband is jealous type and she never writes anymore, only when she is in the city. Claims ever since having her fourth kid she can’t swallow cum anymore, causes her to almost throw up when she tries. Still has no problem messaging me though. Last time I seen her was last August; she messaged me and ask for a ride from the hospital to her cousins house because her and her daughter were at the hospital for a foot procedure. At first I was hesitant because I’m married with kids now and I swore the last time I did stuff with her would be the last,

I have her a ride and I will admit she has pretty much entered the BBW body shape now but that didn’t stop me. She invited me in, gave her daughter a tablet and headphones and a I shot a load up her ass in her cousins bathroom. I swore this told would be the last and no more but I don’t know why I can’t stay away from her. I will admit she does stuff my wife doesn’t I think just to prove she is filthy. One time she was in the city and I ended up using her ass, after I finished she sucked it, so ass to mouth, got me hard and wanted to go for round two on her ass. That is one thing about her that always impressed me, she always kept her ass nice and clean.

 Anyways, that is my deep sell secret that I keep from my wife.

I’m looking for some old porn I saw years ago that I can’t find in the POV femdom JOI category particularly videos where women criticize the viewer for being a fat loser. The first video I’m looking for is two middle age blonde porn stars in front of a fridge claiming the viewer’s boobs are bigger than theirs. I am also looking for a video where a fit Russian brunette is working out and calling the viewer disgusting.

Think we should cover this idiot with spunk! Claims to not be asking for it! But continues to post herself in lingerie?

What are you doing exactly ?
you dumb bitch apart from getting me hard ! 

One night my wife was out with friends for a girls night, she had a mate from out of town staying with us.She was beautiful & had lovely G cup sized breasts compared to my wife's C's. I'd often wank over her Facebook pictures desperately imaging my cock between her juicy melons! Anyway this particular night I was home  whilst the girls went out,   and was downstairs watching a film with a few beers. Then my wife's friend stumbled through the front door, she was quiet inebriated and surprised to find I was still up even though it was still relatively early at this stage only being around 11ish.She claimed her phone battery had ran out and she'd lost the girls so thought it best to head back to ours incase. So I texted my wife as much and she didn't immediately respond, I said not to worry I'm sure she'll be back soon and offered her a G & T whilst she waited, she was thankful and sat on the sofa whilst I made her a extra strong gin and tonic.  I sat back down on the other side of the 3 seater so we was end to end. We regail story's of our youth from back in the day realising how long we must have known eachother by now. As we laughed and joked I swear her eyes caught me at least 2 or 3 times leering at her amazing cleavage but she said nothing.As the night went on towards 1am I noticed as the credits rolled on the T.V. the slightest snore coming from her,  it appeared she had fallen asleep.My phone vibrated on the arm of the chair, it was my wife replying to my earlier text. "thanks for letting us know" it read and continued "getting cab in half hour".I learnt over to her friend, and tapped her shoulder, " they on there way" I said. As she stirred but didn't acknowledge what I had said.I noticed as I looked down over her..Her amazing chest was moving up and down as she breathed in and out, those wonderful breasts looked soo tempting!Too tempting! My lust and desire for her was sending a rush to my balls! I could feel my pants grow tighter the more I lingered over her whilst she seemingly went in and out of a drunken consciousness. "Don't even think about it" I thought to myself.As my hand reached out to touch her boob. Inches away... I pulled back.Thinking better of it I sat on the seat beside her instead. Few! I thought could have done a terrible thing just then! Suddenly too my surprise she slumped over from her upright position and ended up over my lap!"Oh my god" I thought! What luck, I could fantasize over this moment for ages! I could feel the weight of her head on my semi hard cock underneath my trousers!  It was getting "harder" to control myself literally and figuratively!I moved my arm around her to naturally cradle her and get comfortable whilst she lay on my lap. I was breathing heavy and slow I couldn't tell if she was awake or not. Did she realise she was on my lap?With my other hand I gingerly stocked her head and said "I think you had a little too much".Again She didn't really acknowledge me. My curiosity was engaged, my other arm was already resting on her side just above her ass, I could easy slip this hand up the inside of her blouse?Would she know if I just copped a cheeky feel under there?I tested the waters, I began to stroke her hip up her side and basically around her ass and she didn't flinch not once. I bite my bottom lip as I began to concentrate efforts working my way up, stroking her high up her waist and gently working my hand under her blouse  with each stroke I could start to feel the under side of her bra more and more until my fingers slowly spread out and ran up over the cup of her bra and grasped her perfectly shaped breast! "Oh my god I'm actually doing it!" I thought! I'm touching her breasts! I couldn't wait to wank over this later!  Little did I know, There was more in-store for me tonight!As I continued to cup her breast, she suddenly moved her hand up underneath her cheek much like you when you pretend to sleep as a child. Wow! Now her hand was pretty much laid flat on top of my throbbing shaft! She must be able to feel this cock through my trousers I thought! Theres no way she couldn't! Then as I thought this moment couldn't be any better, my cock suddenly felt her hand gently grasp it! All around the shaft as much as my tight trousers would allow her too! Blood rushes to it, I could feel it throb like mad! And with how tight she was holding it surely she could feel it throbbing too?I tried to control my body! I was seizing and tensing like crazy " don't cum! Don't cum" I told myself! I was so horny! Was she awake tho? I still couldn't convince myself she was!Maybe she just asleep dreaming about cock? And I'm just a lucky right place right time I thought. I'd test how far I could take this before my wife turned up to ruin it! So I took a quick moment to stop squeezing her boob and slid the hand up under her bra so I could get a proper grope of flesh! A Delightful overflowing handful in my grasp!I'd squeeze it and play with her nipple between my fingers! This was heaven! I continued to massage her breast and unknowingly gyrate my hips in a gentle thrusting motion as I did.It was ecstasy! I could feel her hand grasping my shaft harder and harder with each additional squeeze I gave her breast.Then out the blue I heard her mutter the horniest "yes" between her quiet panting. "oh fuck" I yelped between my own ever increasing breaths and as I did my other hand took hers off my cock causing her to move her head up and I immediately unzipped my fly and pulled out my throbbing erection! "Yes" she said! She immediately tried to snatch it out my hand! "no" I said ironically as I squeezed the bottom of my shaft as tight as I could to stop cumming too early! Then to my amazement as she took control of  my cock she opened her salivating mouth as wide as she could and put it inside! "Arghhhh" I murmured it was all too much! I had to let go of her tits and grabbed the back of her head instead whilst the other hand continued squeeze the base of my shaft stemming the my impending orgasms! "No" I said again as she tried and tried to put more of me deeper and deeper into her throat! Choking on it as she said "yes" in response!Fuck!!! I screamed as I heard the front door key echo down the hall as it turned in the lock!  As it did I burst like a volcano deep down her throat! She gagged and spluttered but maintained a vacuum like seal around my shaft as she did! I could feel her swallowing each load as my balls continued to pulsate harder and quicker  off loading into her mouth! I'd never cum this much in life and she'd managed to take it all without spilling a drop! "Everything ok?" My wife called from the hall way as she made her way to the living room. Her friend sat up and wiped her lip ever so quaintly whilst staring into my eyes and called back to me wife saying  "I'd wondered when you'd get back!"I gave her a look of shock at my realisation!  With her sudden change from barely being conscious to completely within her faculties I'd found out then and there she had played me and my wife! It was all a ruse just to suck my cock! The insatiable nympho!