I confess that I took the most horrific shit I've ever taken then used the only thing I had in the bathroom to wipe my ass, the Quran. The pages were easy to rip and felt quite nice on my bum. I would rip a few pages then like tissue use the soft page against my asshole. I thought I was done at first, but more came and the rest of the pages worked magically to erase the feces that was flowing out of my intestines.
To be honest, it was the best feeling in the world. I finally found a use for such a pointless book that has led to the murder of millions of people.
