Im scared of eggs! Round white things full of orange goo that come from chickens vaginas!
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While my neighbor's were away today I walked over and proceeded to drop my pants and shit directly in front of their front door. I am proud to say, I made a big pile. When I was finished I put super glue in the key holes in the front and back doors. Now the house keys won't work. Do you think they will be pissed off when they get home? Maybe they will have to get a hotel room for tonight and I will get some sleep for a change. Their fucking loud music is always keeping me up.