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29 May 2011 1:08AM
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I went to see The Hangover Part II this afternoon. I sat down just before the pre-movie bs started to play. These 2 girls pull in the isle in front of me and sit down right in front of me. I mean there are only 20 people in the theater and the whole fucking isle was open but they had to sit right in front of me. Then to make matters worse they kept talking and getting on their cells. By 30 minutes into the flick they had ruined it for me. I had even asked them to tone it down and the one girl just gave me a nasty look and told me if I did not like it to move. So now I was really pissed.

I stewed there for a minute and for some unknown reason a posting from motherless came to mind and I thought yeah I could do that. I had my jacket with me and flipped it on my lap and undid my zipper and pulled my cock out and started to jack off. Just when I was ready to cum I stood up and said "hey girls" they both looked back and ended up with a face full of cum. They were stunned for a second and they started to go eeewww!! I quickly zipped up and made a fast retreat out of the theater.

I hope those cunts eat shit and die.

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11 Feb 2010 1:51AM
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It was raining cats and dogs Saturday. The power was off for hours I got hungry and bored so I decided to go and try and see a movie. The theater was empty. I sat and started to munch my popcorn and watched the previews. I heard a noise from the other side of a guy and girl giggling. They sat down in the row in front of me but on the other side over about 10 seats. I went back to watching the screen and the movie started. It got boring really fast. During a bright time in the movie I looked over and saw that the girl was jacking off the guy. I could also see that they were around 13 or 14, maybe 15 at best. I looked around and checked to see if there was anyone else but the place was empty except the 3 of us so I pulled out my cock and started to jack off while watching them, except I had my coat over my cock so you could not see what I was doing. All of a sudden I remembered reading about a guy who posted here about jerking off in a girls hair at the movies. It kind of got me really excited and I plotted that I would cum on her hair while I walked by them and do a quick exit. Everything was in place I was close to cumming. I got up and quietly walked over to get behind them. I started to shoot when all of a sudden she turned around and got a big wad of my cum all over her face. She shouts WTF? and her bf turns around and gets some splatted on his face too. I quickly walked out the theater laughing all the way and the idiot kids did not even follow.

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26 Aug 2009 2:31AM
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So a few weeks ago I went to see a sexy R-rated movie a the metroplex. I was the only one in theater but about 5 or 10 minutes into the movie 2 girls snuck in. It was during a dark time in the movie and I guess they did not see me and they sat right in front of me. I could see during a brighter part of the movie that they looked between 12 to 14 years old. Occassionally the giggled during a sexy part. The one girl had long curly hair that kept brushing against my knees every time she moved her head. I do not know why, but it really turned me on so I started to play with my cock. I was wearing a loose pair of shorts and I soon had my cock out and and was stroking it. I was using my sweatshirt to cover myself up. I was getting ready to bust my nut when the thought came to me that we were the only ones there so I stood up and started sending chunks of cum all over their hair. I stood behind the one with the long hair and shot 2 strings of cum on her and she did not even react. I then stepped behind the other girl and finished shooting in her hair. I herd the girl say WTF as she reached up and ran her hand thru her hair just as I was quietly leaving. I knew they did not know who I was so I sat where I could see them leave the theater and had a really big laff as I heard the one girl tell the other there was something in her hair. HEE-HEE

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