I went to see The Hangover Part II this afternoon. I sat down just before the pre-movie bs started to play. These 2 girls pull in the isle in front of me and sit down right in front of me. I mean there are only 20 people in the theater and the whole fucking isle was open but they had to sit right in front of me. Then to make matters worse they kept talking and getting on their cells. By 30 minutes into the flick they had ruined it for me. I had even asked them to tone it down and the one girl just gave me a nasty look and told me if I did not like it to move. So now I was really pissed.
I stewed there for a minute and for some unknown reason a posting from motherless came to mind and I thought yeah I could do that. I had my jacket with me and flipped it on my lap and undid my zipper and pulled my cock out and started to jack off. Just when I was ready to cum I stood up and said "hey girls" they both looked back and ended up with a face full of cum. They were stunned for a second and they started to go eeewww!! I quickly zipped up and made a fast retreat out of the theater.
I hope those cunts eat shit and die.