I destroyed a 5 year long relationship the other night. I was at a small party with like 16ish friends nothing big just drinking and things. Anyway this girl kat just broke up with her girl friends and was drinking way too much. She was all over me all night, but as we were all friends and what not I was not going to rape the drunk girl. I know, I know but I do have a heart.
So as like 1:00am came around she could not keep her self up right any more so I put her on the spare bed and went back to the party. When I got back I found Kenny was dealing with his girlfriend who also had too much to drink, but she had passed out and thrown up on herself.
Now I dont like Kenny he is really full of himself, but his girlfriend is nice and I was one of the more functional people at the time so I help clean her up. As im doing this Kenny just fucking disappears. So after I fix up his girlfriend I go to find him. Wouldn't you fucking know it I find him trying to get kat's bra off. So I pull him off her and take him back in the other room.
Then he tries to tell me he is too drunk and thought that kat was his girlfriend, but I know for a fact that he did not drink that night and kat and his girlfriend don't look anything alike. I was not really up for a fight right then so I just said you need to sleep it off and told him to sleep by his girlfriend. So he pretended to do so until like 5:30ish. Then he get up and goes back to the room kat is in.
Now you would think I did what I did next to save kat and show kenny's girlfriend she need to do better, but I really did it because if i was not going to fuck the drunk girl no one was. So I got kenny's girlfriend up as drunk as she was and told her that kenny must me hurt, that he is moaning. She then jumps up and runs to him only to find him with his pants down, his dick out and kat topless with her pants halfway down.
I cant even describe the shit storm that happened then, but it was funny as hell, he was so beside himself he did not even try to pull his pants up as he was saying things like I did not do anything, I found her like that, and my favorite "I do it to you all the time". She kicked him in the nuts for that one. Then he crawled in to the other room crying with his pants still. when I got in to the other room every one was up and he was on the floor crying it was the funniest fucking thin I have ever seen.
