I love pictures of fruit....an apple, two beautiful plump berries and a delicious peach!
Looks like me every morning.
00:27
.....and she's going to Hooters!
Ok, then, the question changes to, WHERE'S THE HAM! (That black pudding looks like my grannie's, yum!)
Nothing wrong with that except.....WHERE'S THE BACON???
So, anyone under forty may need a little explanation for this, but trust those who know...this is fucking hilarious!
00:37
Dogs are smart....individual results may vary.....
09:53
In the immortal phrase from Raising Arizona.....Well, okay then.
00:18
@HunterAndGather Are you sure about Oz first? Send 'em to Canada...the cold can have wonderful effects!
00:12
Well, she's just adorable.
00:18
If it goes on for more than about four seconds, is it really a flash?
03:07
I remember that episode of ALF....classic!
00:30
I'll drink that if they are included with purchase!!!!
02:47
Spoiler alert, if you're reading the comments before watching....but once you realize it's a perfume advert, it all makes sense
@Henry87 I think, if you're licking that, you're already at the centre.
00:20
@Steve837 People do just about anything to pass the time.....not when I'm there, more's the pity....
00:12
Why doesn't that happen in cafes that I go to?
00:15
"you fucked it, you bought it....that's the policy!"
00:20
@Steve837 We had those same buses when I lived in Montreal...amazing how bored you can get when you're stuck in road "repair" traffic.....
03:33
Does it get any better than Frank?
00:37
@HunterAndGather Your nose, too?
00:37
@HunterAndGather ...but your feet show it..they're Longfellows!
00:41
Sometimes, magnificence leaves nothing more to say....obviously not this time, since I'm saying this....
00:18
I love the totally underwhelming enthusiasm on her face....
01:19
https://motherless.com/term/sixfootsevenson
01:19
@wordventure Yes, it is...old clip from Sixfootsevenson, he used to have a profile on here, lots of clips of him with his mum, and occasionally his sister as well...they worshipped the guy...
This is not their first experience of Chinese men...you can tell by the deeply unimpressed looks on their faces....zero expectations here....
The guy behind her, hands on her hips, is thinking, "She posed for this, she'll believe anything I tell her!"
01:05
My new wife...if she can cook....
Calico ninja
02:37
What makes you think any of those lyrics are misheard?
THAT'S gotta hurt!
00:34
It truly is amazing how much variety can still be called perfection....
09:09
@HunterAndGather In Canada, it's Rosie Palmer and her five sisters.
Not a hermaphrodite...just a guy who's been drinking WAY too much soy milk....
@Steve837 Put your camels to bed...
02:09:46
They fired her!!!???? She should have a goddamned statue in the town square!!!!!!!!!
00:06
...another reason to call them funbags!
Well, she's just being ungrateful!
SO worth the jail time!!!!!