07 Jul 2021 olddenverguy commented
You uploaded that on my birthday. Nice! What's all that flaky schmutz, though? Cigarette ashes?
01 Jul 2021 olddenverguy commented
Home Depot with a sudden run on 8x10 plywood sheets and square, die-cut metal flanges!
06 Jun 2021 olddenverguy commented
That black guy must be Snoop Dogg's wayward cousin, Slurp Dogg.
31 May 2021 olddenverguy commented
Maine or Minnesota?
26 May 2021 olddenverguy commented
First rule of amateur porn: If you're not watching a fuck film on the TV, turn it off!!!
26 May 2021 olddenverguy commented
@Fallin1 That's what restraints are for! Velcro straps FTW!
24 May 2021 olddenverguy commented
Nice furry mound!
17 May 2021 olddenverguy commented
@GIFinest Can't unfuck that pussy!
25 Apr 2021 olddenverguy commented
I highly doubt Charles Gounod (the opera composer) would recognize this particular version of "Faust."
25 Apr 2021 olddenverguy commented
I can't believe she didn't let him "Finnish"!
07 Apr 2021 olddenverguy commented
Leoncavallo (the composer of this opera) is probably rolling over in his grave over this abuse of "Vesta la giubba."
28 Mar 2021 olddenverguy commented
She's very task-oriented.
27 Mar 2021 olddenverguy commented
The key to a successful DP is for the guy underneath to try and remain still, while the guy behind does the thrusting.
23 Feb 2021 olddenverguy commented
FYI, "tesna koza" is Slovenian for "tight goat," although I don't understand the context here. Anyone???
20 Feb 2021 olddenverguy commented
I guess they couldn't afford an actual office, so they just picked some random storage closet!
14 Feb 2021 olddenverguy commented
God, I miss Craigslist personals!
30 Jan 2021 olddenverguy commented
I wonder what her slugging percentage is?
21 Dec 2020 olddenverguy commented
Marvelous dick-sucking talent -- enthusiastic, persistent and dedicated. One couldn't ask for a better bj.
07 Nov 2020 olddenverguy commented
This movie sucked SO BADLY! Walked out after about 15 minutes, so I guess I missed this scene. All these years later, I'm still glad I left.
07 Nov 2020 olddenverguy commented
I like how easily she just slides right onto that cock.
05 Nov 2020 olddenverguy commented
Tiny titties!
01 Nov 2020 olddenverguy commented
Thanks for the bronze, you horny bastards!
25 Oct 2020 olddenverguy commented
All those people are dead now.
25 Oct 2020 olddenverguy commented
She'd make a great ride at Cedar Point.
09 Oct 2020 olddenverguy commented
If she'd mounted that dildo a bit higher, the angle of entry would have improved her experience.
22 Sep 2020 olddenverguy commented
She's certainly enthusiastic in her work!
20 Aug 2020 olddenverguy commented
Isn't that the famous Eddy Powers?
20 Aug 2020 olddenverguy commented
Love the pseudo-Chuck Berry music!
25 Jul 2020 olddenverguy commented
The only bad part about these encounters filmed in XXX theaters is that it's sometimes hard to figure out if the woman getting fucked is making noises, or if it's simply from the movie that's playing.
24 Jul 2020 olddenverguy commented
That music!
23 Jul 2020 olddenverguy commented
I love how she crosses herself after she's finished. Maybe she was thinking about fucking Jesus?
17 Jul 2020 olddenverguy commented
"When the cum hits your eye from a big, well-hung guy ...

...that's bukkake!"
12 Jul 2020 olddenverguy commented
Their smoke alarm needs a new battery!
11 Jul 2020 olddenverguy commented
In English, title is "Smelly Kiss."
02 Jul 2020 olddenverguy commented
You know what would have made that an even better video? A klezmer music soundtrack instead of that stripper-based techno-crap.
27 Jun 2020 olddenverguy commented
Oy vey!
20 Jun 2020 olddenverguy commented
@JustineCase3 Interns -- doing the jobs full-time employees won't do!
20 Jun 2020 olddenverguy commented
The cat is thinking, "I can't wait until they're finished so I can have my bed back!"
19 Jun 2020 olddenverguy commented
They're speaking Hebrew, not Russian!
19 Jun 2020 olddenverguy commented
How come there aren't these kinds of places where I live?