Holy shit, just read this whole series. Is there any more of this?
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Well, shit. I went on a date with this girl once. She seemed a lot more overweight in person than she did in her photos. Had I known she was a freak, I might have overlooked it. I remember in her OKCupid profile, she said something like, "Bonus points if you let me call you daddy while we're having sex." I guess that should have been a clue.