29 Apr 2024 captainbadguy commented
You can barely even see your cunt over that fat belly pig. Oh well, flip it over and I'll sodomise your ass instead
17 Apr 2024 captainbadguy commented
@abusedmuffin I'll take those, and your arms and legs too. Maybe your eyes, hearing, tongue, teeth. Until you're nothing but a warm flesh light and garbage disposal.
08 Apr 2024 captainbadguy commented
@Declitorizer_X Oh I fantasize way too much about destroying clits. Hammering a nail through it straight to the public bone then running 10000v through it till that little pink cherry pops like a water balloon
03 Apr 2024 captainbadguy commented
Let me beat that pussy for you instead, I'll make it hurt like it needs to
25 Mar 2024 captainbadguy commented
Need a cunt to do this to asap
19 Mar 2024 captainbadguy commented
Smash a cinderblock on the cunts head and let it's twitching body jerk your cock off
09 Mar 2024 captainbadguy commented
I wanna crush it with a pair of pliers, then twist and pull till it comes out by the roots
10 Feb 2024 captainbadguy commented
I wanna cut this ugly cunts eyes out before I rape her, then stomp her head into the gutter. Single use is all cunts like this are
10 Feb 2024 captainbadguy commented
I want to destroy every part of your worthless body. Snap your arms, kick your knee caps in just to start. Then I'd fuck your ugly skank hole with a wire brush, then your urethra next, till both holes have their inner flesh scraped out. Then my cock goes in, fucking those bloody holes raw and ripped open while you scream. And when you do, I'll be waiting with a swift punch to knock your teeth down your throat. Then I'll cut your tits off and throw them in the garbage disposal.
27 Jan 2024 captainbadguy commented
@AmiraWorthless yeah, you deserve it you fucking pathetic fat sow
26 Jan 2024 captainbadguy commented
@AmiraWorthless I'd just put you in the sty with the boars and let them have their way with you, you can become the alpha pigs wife
26 Jan 2024 captainbadguy commented
@Inferiorcunt35 That's why I love it so much. I'd fill your worthless womb with pig spunk till it was bursting, then plug it up and let your ovaries soak in that filthy animal cum
15 Jan 2024 captainbadguy commented
You've got a pretty face I'd like to break as I take my satisfaction from your asshole
08 Dec 2023 captainbadguy commented
Love to shove my arm elbow deep up that slut cunt of yours
30 Nov 2023 captainbadguy commented
I'd shave that hairy gash and make you eat the sticky hair. Then I'm gonna fuck that sloppy bucket hole and pump my manslime deep into your womb
26 Nov 2023 captainbadguy commented
@Gutterpigkat Mmmm, love that nasty mindset. Let me send you to heaven
26 Nov 2023 captainbadguy commented
@Gutterpigkat fucking love that idea, use the same puke crusted dildo every time your fuck your throat too
26 Nov 2023 captainbadguy commented
Your face reminds me of a public urinal. I'd love to shove a urinal cake in your mouth and piss in both your eyes, shove my cock in your nostrils and piss down your throat, then empty the rest of my bladder over your hair
26 Nov 2023 captainbadguy commented
Need a sharp bamboo cane to your udders, cow. See how many hits it takes to cane those ugly tits right off your chest
20 Nov 2023 captainbadguy commented
This cunt needs it's face broken. Then I'd rape you up the shit chute and empty my bowls into that sloppy pig hole you call a pussy, and wipe my ass on your bloody face.
02 Nov 2023 captainbadguy commented
@BimboAmira Make love to my hairy asshole while I pack your throat full of hot man shit, bimbo
16 Oct 2023 captainbadguy commented
What are you thinking about when you fill that pathetic hole you pig? Your dad raping you?
11 Sep 2023 captainbadguy commented
I wanna stomp on D and C
26 Aug 2023 captainbadguy commented
@LovelyLight3 cos of the holes between their legs
05 Jun 2023 captainbadguy commented
@Norwegiangirl22 Yeah lets snip that little pink bud off then fuck the hole while it's still bleeding, mmm
17 Oct 2021 captainbadguy commented
Needs a to be ironed flat till burnt so this bitch feels nothing but pain
23 May 2021 captainbadguy commented
Fuck yes burn that clit. I'd love to sandpaper it then slather it in chilli sauce
14 Aug 2020 captainbadguy commented
I hope they keep holding hands as the nooses are put around their necks and the stools are kicked out from under their feet.
Pissing over man cock as he mouth fucks the next ripe cunt to dangle.
13 Aug 2020 captainbadguy commented
Ugly pig with small tits
05 Aug 2020 captainbadguy commented
@ExtremePainSlut Hell yes, I wanna smell it cooking. Get you in this position too and use that tit chain as a footstool while I fuck your throat
05 Aug 2020 captainbadguy commented
You UGLY fucking pig of a woman. shave your disgusting hairy holes before presenting them to men, and your armpits too you fucking HOG.

You need to be pissed on. Your head held under the toilet water while you're fucked from behind. That's the only way anyone could fuck a beast like you.
02 Mar 2020 captainbadguy commented
@AshenRose Well put. That gash between your legs was meant to be filled, pig.
03 Oct 2019 captainbadguy commented
Why is there a tumble dryer in the kitchen?
24 Jun 2019 captainbadguy commented
She's very stoic unfortunately. I like it when they yelp
02 May 2019 captainbadguy commented
The toilet is more attractive than you, you fucking ugly blob
24 Apr 2019 captainbadguy commented
@break_me_please with pleasure cunt, I'll turn your fat piggy clit into a pincushion, till your throat is raw from screaming
16 Jan 2019 captainbadguy commented
Who would even use such a disgusting pig hole like that free or not?
29 Mar 2018 captainbadguy commented
man would I love to shove some needles through that
19 Dec 2015 captainbadguy commented
@hotpotatogirl Something actually wants to breed with a sack of shit like you?
11 Dec 2015 captainbadguy commented
Haha, is that the Azumanga Daioh crew?