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08 Aug 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
I keep imagining her saying, "So THAT'S where my keys went! And.. is that my cell phone? A baseball? Jesus Christ, a piece of last years birthday cake!! ..I found a roll of quarters! Three vibrators, uh.. a Cobra Commander action figure?! Here's some christmas lights. What the f.. a GAMEBOY??! Ah! The TV remote!"
*splorch splorch*
"I think I found a miniature punching bag."
"No dear, that's my uvula."
"Found some hair!"
"Ow! Stop pulling, that's my goddamn nose hair!"
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08 Aug 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
They're big enough to count as dependents on her friggin taxes.
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21 Jul 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
In the next picture, her back snaps and she's on the ground in two different pieces.
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21 Jul 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
That should say, "This is what happens when girls go on 4chan"
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21 Jul 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Professional Analysis: Zabbai1 is either gay or so horrifically desensitized that he can only get it up for interracial shemale midget amputee bukkake gangbang scat videos.
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17 Jun 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Some comments here cause me to have to check the address bar to be sure I haven't wound up on 4chan somehow.
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17 Jun 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
And here we have a family of ancient neanderthals. Note the thick brow, wide jaw, and thick skull casing. This particular group was captured at an Alabama trailer park.
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30 May 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Somehow they manage to demonstrate how you do a video, and how you shouldn't do a video. It starts well, then turns into twenty-five minutes of camera fuckery.
Protip: If your partner goes soft half a dozen times, you're doing it wrong.
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02 May 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Why bother if you can't even get it up? This video is just sad and embarrassing all the way around.
And its leaves me wondering: If wiping her tears on his dick isn't enough for him to get it up, what does he normally have to do to get off?
Five bucks says it's "bathe in the blood of eight year old boys".
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Randomonium 1.7K
02 May 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Orgasmtality?
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25 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Or maybe someone just randomly uploads these pictures and nothing happens at all.
A definite possibility.
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realbaerhb69 53.3K
25 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
I didn't know the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man did porn!
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25 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Aaaaand these comments are why NN pictures get taken out. GG guys!
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19 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Wow, a 30 watermark/tag pileup. Wish I could find the original videos again.
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19 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
A prize in every.. box?
A different kind of hot pocket?
Puns fail me.
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19 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Another instance where I have to say, "what the hell is going on in this shot?!"
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19 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Gentlemen, I have met my next future ex-wife.
00:52 mom was sleeping and I filmed her body.
mom was sleeping and I filmed her body.
tsulust 15.4K
19 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
What the hell?
"And now here is a ten second close-up of a mole. To your left, you may see Indiana Jones running from a boulder!"
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19 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Hwagh, there are motorcycle accident photos on this site that are more appealing than this.
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anonymous 6.5K
15 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Damn guys, at least try some innuendo first. Like "lots of great rides here. And the bikes are nice too."
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15 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Where was she carrying the money? How.. moist was the money?
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10 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Common sense and genitals are banned in Japan, so this frightening image is trying to tell you that both girls are wandering around with active vibrators inside themselves.
Or alternatively the ghost penises and translucent vaginas are the results of mass radiation exposure. Could be either one.
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10 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
It appears to be Japan, which should be explanation enough.
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09 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
That'd be a handy bitch to have around in the event of a house fire.
Or Jehova's witnesses.
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08 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Wait, that's a penis? I thought he just had acne.
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05 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Another "an hero" in training!
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05 Apr 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
Fun game to play: How many cellphone cameras can you see in this shot?
Favorite Models
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anonymous 21K
29 Mar 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
There are times I have to stop and wonder just what in the fuck was happening in a picture. This is one of those times.
03:18 Puke Play
Puke Play
goldbound 128.3K
16 Mar 2011 Kaiser_5 commented
I spent the first half shouting "ZOOM THE FUCK OUT", but the final half made up for it.
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24 Nov 2010 Kaiser_5 commented
Psychadelic Eyeball? Is that you?
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24 Nov 2010 Kaiser_5 commented
I'm not sure if I should be turned on or disgusted.
No, wait, it's definitely "turned on"
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